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BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 05:22 AM
I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 05:26 AM
and that's literally the only reason I'm posting because I have to tell someone what just happened.

I doubt anything else like that will require me to post again if ever so byebye

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 05:51 AM
thay always getting stabed .usley up the anus .me not my thing

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 05:53 AM
I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

u will have to get aids tested now

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:02 AM
Plug drugs slit his wrist for real and it's your fault

jon
08-05-2013, 07:06 AM
plug drugs has been looking to slit his wrists for seven years he just hasn't been aware of it, its a subconscious desire patterned in his brain by all of the drugs, if you asked him he would copypasta a whole bunch of wikipedia about it while arguing about how in his case he's not affected, say something about proper dosage, and eating bananas afterwards

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:21 AM
you killed plug drugs, i hope u are happy lisa

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:25 AM
lisa you're a jerk

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 07:26 AM
dead girl working .you have to get tested every month for the aids for a yr i think it could be more .i could google it but it sounds better the way i say it .no more fucky fucky .does your man no ?

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:26 AM
you are the retarded losers who told him to kill himself everyday, well done, feel good?

Police came round and I gave a statement.

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:27 AM
ya the incoherent ramblings of that guy make alot of sense lisa, YOU KILLED MIKE

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 07:29 AM
never trust a girl .never give statments .you where ther first if he dies cops have got you for murder ha ha .

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:30 AM
listen to naziguy he knows what's up, he knows how to kill and get away with it lisa,

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:31 AM
nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

bye

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:32 AM
BYE

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 07:49 AM
nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

bye
no i am a losers .but i dont have aidsssssssssss u .or geting the elec chiar .buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

nazzibastard
08-05-2013, 07:54 AM
nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

byeyep i have held many stab wounds to .HERE IS ONE I HAD LAST WEEK .VERY SMOOTH STABING IN AND OUT
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/lsRPNTrEAM0/hqdefault.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 08:39 AM
real miracle of this whole ordeal is that lisa had to leave her house for 10 mins

steveyos
08-05-2013, 08:45 AM
lisa killed mike

skrizach
08-05-2013, 09:20 AM
nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

bye

Lmao how addicted to this forum are you that something traumatic happened to you, you had to tell someone, and you choose an unfunny troll forum where you are unequivocally hated. hahaha your life must be so sad

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 09:22 AM
it's actually really sad, as we are the only people lisa has in her life,

timmy
08-05-2013, 09:25 AM
real miracle of this whole ordeal is that lisa had to leave her house for 10 mins

:star::star::star::star::star:

rootbeer
08-05-2013, 10:35 AM
I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood
that is fucked up, stay safe please

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 10:37 AM
what if this guy that lisa helped was like the hitler of penguin island, and he was the one who was skinning and eating the little penguins, and she saved a monster, great job lisa, first you kill plug drugs and then u save penguin island hitler,

skrizach
08-05-2013, 10:37 AM
lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

"oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
...friggin aussies

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 10:39 AM
lisa what if that guy comes back to your house and has a bit of pot to thank you for tending to his wound, would you suck his dick for it, even tho he was just like giving it to you as a thank you, what i am saying is the custom on penguin island to always suck a dick when given weed

steveyos
08-05-2013, 10:46 AM
lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

"oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
...friggin aussies

hahahahahahahahahha yeah really

maks
08-05-2013, 11:03 AM
Lmao how addicted to this forum are you that something traumatic happened to you, you had to tell someone, and you choose an unfunny troll forum where you are unequivocally hated. hahaha your life must be so sad

her and plug drugs really do have a lot in common

Garfield
08-05-2013, 11:07 AM
i bet the guy who stabbed him was just sitting, watching, as you narc'd on him and called the police, fucking up his hired kill. you just cost that guy 50,000 aus dollars and he is on a rampage for blood. he heard where you lived, and hes coming for you. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but hes coming.

steveyos
08-05-2013, 11:08 AM
it was probably plug drugs tbh

steveyos
08-05-2013, 11:08 AM
slit his own throat in case you don't get what I'm saying

steveyos
08-05-2013, 11:09 AM
or the guy was walking by lisa's house and he got really sad because of lisa's sad aura and tried to kill himself

Garfield
08-05-2013, 11:09 AM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120411003115/drslump/images/2/28/Penguin_village_police_station.png

maks
08-05-2013, 11:11 AM
it was probably plug drugs tbh

skrizach
08-05-2013, 11:20 AM
or the guy was walking by lisa's house and he got really sad because of lisa's sad aura and tried to kill himself

sad aura :rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 11:26 AM
here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

steveyos YOLO
08-05-2013, 11:27 AM
That's what happens when you're ghetto trash like lisa

steveyos
08-05-2013, 11:28 AM
*action spits* *action walks out the door*

skrizach
08-05-2013, 11:28 AM
here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*

i'm literally laughing over here

steveyos YOLO
08-05-2013, 11:29 AM
here's how it went down,,,

cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..

lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn

cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,

lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa

cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*


Does she really talk like that? I've only heard her phone call with ruby and didn't notice if she did or not

steveyos
08-05-2013, 11:30 AM
yeah she talks like ruby raps if you listen to his raps he has to pronounce is words really slowly becuase rapping is hard for white scottish people but she has a hard time jsut saying words normally

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 11:30 AM
it takes her 30 seconds to say 5 words

timmy
08-05-2013, 11:32 AM
she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

skrizach
08-05-2013, 11:33 AM
she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk

that's from the methodone

steveyos YOLO
08-05-2013, 12:45 PM
Poor lisa :(

Garfield
08-05-2013, 12:46 PM
Poor lisa :(

was that a pun?

steveyos YOLO
08-05-2013, 12:53 PM
:lolno:

always stevey
08-05-2013, 02:02 PM
action marks thread read.

blumpkin blownuts
08-05-2013, 04:57 PM
I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood

go away

blumpkin blownuts
08-05-2013, 04:59 PM
nah I'm not posting with you losers


I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

bye

Did you tell the pair of medics that he needs VD tests since you were handling his open wounds

always stevey
08-05-2013, 05:00 PM
I just stabbed a guy outside of my flat.

always stevey
08-05-2013, 05:01 PM
A human life beating in the palms of lisa's hands.

blumpkin blownuts
08-05-2013, 05:08 PM
i just stabed some corn kernnles wiht a,. fork and tey boucned all over my cartpe

always stevey
08-05-2013, 05:09 PM
I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

Obnoxious Bitch
08-05-2013, 05:11 PM
I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

How long and wide was it?

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08-05-2013, 05:14 PM
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steveyos
08-05-2013, 05:29 PM
gabi knows how to post why can't th eother girls figure it out

steveyos YOLO
08-05-2013, 05:30 PM
I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol

Cat avatar guy please... don't idiot yourself with shame.

always stevey
08-05-2013, 05:31 PM
I hope someone stabs you in the dick with a pussy

macpro
08-05-2013, 05:34 PM
Claire why are you so damn stupid?

fanfare
08-05-2013, 05:37 PM
story isnt true

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:19 PM
I honestly can't believe what dumb losers you are.

Meanwhile...

http://www.vicpolicenews.com.au/news/1111-man-stabbed-by-burglar-at-cowes.html

Police are investigating the circumstances surrounding a burglary and stabbing incident which occurred at Cowes last night.

The victim, a 24-year-old man, returned to his home address in Douglas Street and disturbed a burglar around 8.50pm.

The burglar ran from the house, jumping over several back fences in his attempt to flee the scene.

The victim gave chase and confronted the intruder outside a nearby address.

A struggle took place between the two, with the victim sustaining a stab wound in his lower back.

The intruder fled leaving the victim to make his way back to his address where police were notified.

The victim was transported to the Dandenong hospital with serious injuries.

Police are investigating if the incident is linked to another burglary which was committed on a neighbouring property.

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:24 PM
:dc:

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:25 PM
we're the dumb losers, posting stupid shit to a bunch of people who hate us, becuase we have no one else to tell, and our inflatable bath tub doesn't talk back, and we killed plug drugs, yup,,,,

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:25 PM
everyone here, is reading that, that whol epost, eveyr word, and caring, a lot fo care, for that , s

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:26 PM
I for one cannot believe someone got stabbed in real life. That's crazy! I didn't know things like that actually happened. I

WWAS THE KNIFE INFLATABLE

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:31 PM
you ugly losers

a week ago everyone was in love with me, I didn't love you back but whatever

now look at you retarded ugly shit posters, and like I did something to you pathetic losers? nah

anyway, it's in the news today

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/burglar-stabs-resident-in-cowes-phillip-island-20130806-2raol.html

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macpro
08-05-2013, 07:34 PM
stab Stevey. many times.

skrizach
08-05-2013, 07:37 PM
you ugly losers

a week ago everyone was in love with me, I didn't love you back but whatever

now look at you retarded ugly shit posters, and like I did something to you pathetic losers? nah

anyway, it's in the news today

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/burglar-stabs-resident-in-cowes-phillip-island-20130806-2raol.html

I thought you left here forever, what happened?
oh, you're a liar and can't follow through on anything you've ever tried?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:37 PM
lisa slisa lisam you stupid whore, LISA,!

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:37 PM
I thought you left here forever, what happened?
oh, you're a liar and can't follow through on anything you've ever tried?
Yeah, that's what I thought.I've never liked you

why do you keep trying so hard you nobody?

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:38 PM
lisa slisa lisam you stupid whore, LISA,!dp and steveyos

best posters ever

skrizach
08-05-2013, 07:39 PM
I've never liked you

why do you keep trying so hard you nobody?

lmao it's not even trying to call you out on your shit, you just keep coming back here giving us loads of ammunition.

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2013, 07:39 PM
ban lisa, she can't quit her self, she tries every other day, someone has 2 help her, kick the habit

BatteriWyfe
08-05-2013, 07:46 PM
lmao it's not even trying to call you out on your shit, you just keep coming back here giving us loads of ammunition.you need to get over being rejeceted by me and stop following me around the forum loser

skrizach
08-05-2013, 07:48 PM
you need to get over being rejeceted by me and stop following me around the forum loser

haha what?

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:52 PM
lisa truly belongs here

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:53 PM
haha what?

she's inn her own world like ob and plug drugs, don't talk to her expecting to talk to someone who bases their thoughts on reality

steveyos
08-05-2013, 07:54 PM
it's like talking to elz the shit she says just makes no sense and you gotta just roll with it

Cody
08-05-2013, 08:04 PM
and that's literally the only reason I'm posting because I have to tell someone what just happened.

I doubt anything else like that will require me to post again if ever so byebye

yet here she is back and asking for the link to TC

sad lonely bush pig stalking cunt lol.

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 02:48 AM
feels good to live on a street thats had one crime happen on it in 25 years

kosher dildo
08-06-2013, 03:11 AM
you need to get over being rejeceted by me and stop following me around the forum loser

I'm pretty sure almost everyone here understands that rejection is the only thing you have to offer.

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:14 AM
lisa, you came back to tell us that you live amongst niggers
this is not acceptable

just sit and think about it in your inflatable tub

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:21 AM
I for one cannot believe someone got stabbed in real life. That's crazy! I didn't know things like that actually happened. I

WWAS THE KNIFE INFLATABLE spork deja vu

http://i.imgur.com/4WGnHQU.jpg

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 03:26 AM
story isnt true

Even if the story is true, it is the duty of the police to weigh the credibility of the witness's and their statements.

Subject: wacko lisa's history of spewage, lies and fairy bush hog tales CC: Creina O'Grady


Police are investigating if the incident is linked to another burglary which was committed on a neighbouring property.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or visit crimestoppers.com.au.


Creina O’Grady
Media Officer
VP28963/2013

Attention to her creeping the neighbors apartment while they were not home, questionable personal ties with known drug addicts/dealers, hospital documented history of physical violence, unemployed

SENT

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 03:26 AM
story isnt true

Even if the story is true, it is the duty of the police to weigh the credibility of the witness's and their statements.

Subject: wacko lisa's history of spewage, lies and fairy bush hog tales CC: Crime Stoppers


Police are investigating if the incident is linked to another burglary which was committed on a neighbouring property.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or visit crimestoppers.com.au.


Creina O’Grady
Media Officer
VP28963/2013

Attention to her creeping the neighbors apartment while they were not home, questionable personal ties with known drug addicts/dealers, hospital documented history of physical violence, unemployed

SENT

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:27 AM
sent twice?

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 03:29 AM
sent twice?

actually in triplicate

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:30 AM
good to see you're being thorough

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 03:32 AM
good to see you're being thorough

she deserves nothing less, same for mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:34 AM
i wish plug drugs would come back

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 03:36 AM
i wish plug drugs would come back

rehab doesn't work that way, he needs to foadr

timmy
08-06-2013, 03:41 AM
wish uoflcardfan would sit on my cock

timmy
08-06-2013, 03:41 AM
wish uoflcardfan would sit on my cock

m0nde
08-06-2013, 03:43 AM
twice?

timmy
08-06-2013, 03:47 AM
yes

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 04:13 AM
fairy bush hog tales lol

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 04:17 AM
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police. He was taken to Dandenong Hospital with serious injuries.

bad reporting or lisa talking shite? you decide!

steveyos
08-06-2013, 04:40 AM
lol wait lisa didn't call the police for him she just sat there with him dying until he was like ok thanks and stuff but lady I really gotta go I'm kinda dying and she was like "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii(he was already 15 minutes away by now)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................ .......... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss(two days later) gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,...............;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::><><;............,.;LDSIF8j283jfSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssss"

steveyos
08-06-2013, 04:40 AM
she was hoping he'd die so she could drag his body into her house and have a friend, fuck this all just adds up to perfectly LISA stabbed this fucking guy there's just no other way

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 04:41 AM
he didn't call the police you dipshit

he was laying near the letterbox bleeding and screaming, and flashing a light in the hope someone would see him because it was dark, another neighbour I passed on my way to help him called the police and abulance

I stayed with him putting pressure on the stab wound until the ambulance came

I was covered in blood

steveyos
08-06-2013, 04:42 AM
only lisa would think to flash a flashlight after being stabbed, it sounds like something only a country as stupid as austrailia would be taught like as a child or something in case of emergeny, repeadedtly turn on and off flash light. but only the really really special cases like lisa would actually do it, yeah she definitely stabbed this guy and put a strobing flashlight in his hand then ran inside waited a minute then came back out

steveyos
08-06-2013, 04:43 AM
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.
The victim walked back to his home and phoned police.

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 04:44 AM
funny that I made this post right after happened the night before it was even reported in the news

he didn't

he collapsed at the group letterboxes out the front

another neighbour called the police

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 04:46 AM
I was the first one to get to him

he lives in the flat next door to me

isn't out of hospital yet

steveyos
08-06-2013, 04:56 AM
oh alright

man that's cool

I'm glad you posted it here

because everyone read it

and really cares a lot

even though you hate us

we still care

because that makes perfect sense

to normal people

but the good news

is

even if you didn't hate us

none of us would still care

because people get stabbed

24/7

every day

I have the spotcrime newsletter
d\
delivered to my email

if I made a thread

about every time someon

e got stabbed near my house

I would have

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999
999
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666 posts

and no one would care

because the same applies to them

because people get stabbed

that's just how it goes

now what you need to do

is go make sure plug drugs

is ok

becuase he's the only one

who care

about you

in da whole world

also

cocks

kosher dildo
08-06-2013, 07:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Camoron
08-06-2013, 07:49 AM
oh alright

man that's cool

I'm glad you posted it here

because everyone read it

and really cares a lot

even though you hate us

we still care

because that makes perfect sense

to normal people

but the good news

is

even if you didn't hate us

none of us would still care

because people get stabbed

24/7

every day

I have the spotcrime newsletter
d\
delivered to my email

if I made a thread

about every time someon

e got stabbed near my house

I would have

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999
999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999

666 posts

and no one would care

because the same applies to them

because people get stabbed

that's just how it goes

now what you need to do

is go make sure plug drugs

is ok

becuase he's the only one

who care

about you

in da whole world

also

cocks

Classic yelle. :rofldata:

juji
08-06-2013, 08:00 AM
Did monde-like face abos stab him?

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 08:34 AM
Did monde-like face abos stab him?

Yes.

m0nde
08-06-2013, 08:40 AM
monde-like face abos

retard? i think so

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 08:46 AM
lisa shoulda really taken pictures of all this


in case of emergeny, repeadedtly turn on and off flash light

thats what n00bs do in dayz and then you shoot them lmao

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 08:46 AM
actually what you shoulda done lisa is took him back to your flat and let him bleed out in the blow up bath and then bathe in his blood and then maybe it would rejuvenate you Elizabeth Bathory style

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 08:46 AM
BathoryWyfe

m0nde
08-06-2013, 08:47 AM
lisa shoulda really taken pictures of all this



thats what n00bs do in dayz and then you shoot them lmaoflashing lights were enough for her while she was spaced out on pot

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 08:51 AM
how the fuck did he have a light if he had just came home to find a burglar, did he grab a torch on the way out?

and what kind of fucking retard chases after a burglar, when a burglar runs out of your house you say thank fucking god he didnt murder me and call the police not run after him since then you get fucking stabbed, only in australia

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 08:58 AM
monde-like face abos

retard? i think so

He's way better than u moron

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 08:59 AM
how the fuck did he have a light if he had just came home to find a burglar, did he grab a torch on the way out?

and what kind of fucking retard chases after a burglar, when a burglar runs out of your house you say thank fucking god he didnt murder me and call the police not run after him since then you get fucking stabbed, only in australiaI think it was like a keychain light

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 09:01 AM
I didn't stop and investigate what it was he made the light with

last thing I gave a fuck about

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 09:11 AM
ya well lisa, turns out that was the guy who was abducting kids in the penguin island projects where you live, u saved a monster yesterday, and drove a sweet boy to kill himself i hope u can sleep well tonight knowing all of this,

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 09:14 AM
I was covered in blood

from the dead fetus

timmy
08-06-2013, 09:18 AM
from the dead fetus

stop ignoring me, sit on my face

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:23 AM
Uofl card whatever Im not lisas biggest fan but yojr rly rly weird

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 09:25 AM
Uofl card whatever Im not lisas biggest fan but yojr rly rly weirdyou're such a tool

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 09:29 AM
Uofl card whatever Im not lisas biggest fan but yojr rly rly weird

says the nerd with the shit typo gimmick

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 09:31 AM
he stole that gimmack from internutt, IT'S NTOA EVEN HIS,S

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 09:32 AM
lisa, was the guy you saved hot?

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:32 AM
says the nerd with the shit typo gimmick

My point is your not fum y oer I teresti g you just wqve your hands in the air and shout dead fetus in a class for pregnant women wow how funey lol xd . But keep thinking ur a master troll because a retarded australian woman gets mad at yoj I guess

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 09:33 AM
i;m retsrted adn can;t topy pwoperly,,, ctue no?

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:33 AM
Also these typos currently aren t a gimmick I have the worst cell phone ever

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 09:33 AM
I know when a man saves a woman that can start a romance but since men are retards maybe he would be too embarrassed for a relationship that started on you saving him

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 09:34 AM
i;m tryong so hrad to be ctue,,,

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:35 AM
i;m retsrted adn can;t topy pwoperly,,, ctue no?

I'm making fun of the girl who stalks u and talks about your abortiom which ii never do and yet I'm subject to this vitriol... lisa girl...

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 09:36 AM
My point is your not fum y oer I teresti g you just wqve your hands in the air and shout dead fetus in a class for pregnant women wow how funey lol xd . But keep thinking ur a master troll because a retarded australian woman gets mad at yoj I guess

it's karma and stop grasping

Camoron
08-06-2013, 09:37 AM
Also these typos currently aren t a gimmick I have the worst cell phone ever

Why dont you spend some of that 75 grand in the bank for a new phond lol

rubycalaber
08-06-2013, 09:37 AM
Lisa's Lizard Lasses always stick together

UofLCardfan08
08-06-2013, 09:38 AM
I know when a man saves a woman that can start a romance but since men are retards maybe he would be too embarrassed for a relationship that started on you saving him

only jesus saves and sure as hell I am not jesus

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:39 AM
Why dont you spend some of that 75 grand in the bank for a new phond lol

I'm a miser lol

Gentleman Doli
08-06-2013, 09:40 AM
only jesus saves and sure as hell I am not jesus

Actually it is allah who's prophet is muhammed PBUH

timmy
08-06-2013, 09:40 AM
only jesus saves and sure as hell I am not jesus

stop ignoring me, lets fuck

jon
08-06-2013, 09:41 AM
lisa can't be saved from the herpes virus except by a genius biochemist or something like that, she could maybe be saved from drowning in the inflatable bath, or a dirty needle, or an angry meth head ex boyfriend

kosher dildo
08-06-2013, 09:48 AM
lisa can't be saved from the herpes virus except by a genius biochemist or something like that, she could maybe be saved from drowning in the inflatable bath, or a dirty needle, or an angry meth head ex boyfriend

How would the poor thing find validation without angry meth heads?

steveyos
08-06-2013, 11:52 AM
lmfao he was playing dayz irl

steveyos
08-06-2013, 11:52 AM
he just got attacked by a zombie and was flashing his flashlight for me and ruby to come kill him

skrizach
08-06-2013, 04:57 PM
If I ever get robbed I'm going to chase the guy out of my house without a weapon or a cell phone, only a flashlight. That way, if he turns to attack me, I can't defend myself OR call for help.

Is this what they teach you people in Australia :rofl:

m0nde
08-06-2013, 05:47 PM
http://gyazo.com/cdc1f303d229e7987fa5d1be0f331b1a.png

steveyos YOLO
08-06-2013, 06:31 PM
Other than Lisa's chest, what exactly is a "flat"?

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2013, 06:42 PM
it means apartment in penguin island speak

BatteriWyfe
08-06-2013, 09:25 PM
so he's home now

I woke up to a film crew interviewing him outside my flat

he's got a broken wrist too

I'll go see him later when all the carry on goes away

steveyos
08-07-2013, 06:41 AM
have you not figured out no one fucking cares no, one, fucking, cares

steveyos
08-07-2013, 06:41 AM
what we do care about is you killed plug drugs, idk why you're not banned

jon
08-07-2013, 07:16 AM
they're going to put a lisa double in a movie and film it right on her doorstep

m0nde
08-07-2013, 07:56 AM
maybe they're filming march of the penguins 2 or something

skrizach
08-07-2013, 08:19 AM
Lisa quits the forum, except to post about violent crimes that happen on her street.
Lisa posts constantly.

Autistic Spectrum
02-22-2019, 06:43 AM
lisa's a hero

m0nde
02-22-2019, 10:48 PM
lisa's a herolisa saved a guy from the pain of living by sucking the life out of him with her insane rambling