~! introducing PRECIOUS GEMS - a must-have greasemonkey script for RUBYCALABER.COM!~

[fanfare]

i present to you

precious gems (http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/175602)

http://doir.ir/duxx/08-12-2013-14-41-03_gemz.gif

what this does is hides everything except posts by ruby, steveyos, me and fucklord bimbo. but thats not all. it will also show posts from many other of your favorite rubynet users.. at least when it appears they arent making threads about lizards or something else completely horrible, and if the last person to post in the thread is marks, m0nde, barry, or juji. this is in beta and i think you will be very pleased with the results. enjoy rubynet in a whole new light:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/175602
click install. works on firefox, prolly not chrome. get greasemonkey (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/748)here.

[steveyos]

I use ie10 is there a greasemonkey plugin for it

[Garfield]

yeah ok im going to download your trojan horse

[Garfield]

then you will have control over all of my bank accounts and posting abilitys

[Garfield]

mods lock this thread i just got a virus from that link

[Garfield]

ughhh have to post from my phone now, someone report this thread for me please the buttton is too small on my htc

[Autistic Spectrum]

rename it the fjs plugin cause u ruby and gabi never post and all stevey does is make 3000 second life threads

[steveyos]

I don't plan on posting here much longer so I don't need it I really don't know how you guys can deal with this place not only is it 99% posts by lizards the other 1% is dp posting with the lizards

[Autistic Spectrum]

are you quitting rubynet!!!!! holy shit, this is big news,,

[fanfare]

steveyos, now its 100% no lizards. theres literally only 2 threads right now, this one, and some gabi post. so nice, so clean, so precious.

[maks]

I am pleased to be whitelisted by your script, I appreciate your support

[Boar]

my name is not mentioned once this is horsepiss

[maks]

my name is not mentioned once this is horsepiss

fanfare only posts once every 3 weeks he probably doesn't know you're back

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could be back for 3 years fanfare would sitll have no clue

[Boar]

thats life i guess

[steveyos]

steveyos, now its 100% no lizards. theres literally only 2 threads right now, this one, and some gabi post. so nice, so clean, so precious.

yeah but fjs has more posters and posts and they're better

[0mon Ra]

is this snowflakes.exe?

[Link]

I have no clue what you guys are talking about

[Link]

http://live.deadmau5.com/

[Cody]

:herpetarium:

[m0nde]

var lizardDivs = $("TABLE").has('[href*="lizard"],[href*="lisa"],[href*="cag"],[href*="cody"],[href*="herpetarium"],[href*="plug"],[href*="link"],[href*="remulak"]');
lizardDivs.hide ();

[www.whatthefuck.com]

:herpetarium:

[Nuffy]

Hmmmm.....

[m0nde]

marks

[m0nde]

var lizardDivs = $("TABLE").has('[href*="lizard"],[href*="lisa"],[href*="cag"],[href*="cody"],[href*="herpetarium"],[href*="plug"],[href*="link"],[href*="remulak"]');
lizardDivs.hide ();

[Captain Janeway]

OK so it was fanfare in 2013, not bad for a stoner.

[juji]

this forum doesnt use jquery

[m0nde]

sad, userscripts.org is down or something

[m0nde]

onky userscripts.org is fucked, but you can get preciousgems and begin blocking codey by using this mirror: http://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/show/175602

[m0nde]

confirmed working

if you want to do the opposite and block just specific users, just swap the contents of gooddiv and baddiv and edit as you wish (y)

[Captain Janeway]

still need to herp lisa

[m0nde]

this forum doesnt use jquerythat's why you need an extension

// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.6.2/jquery.min.js

[juji]

that's why you need an extension

// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.6.2/jquery.min.js

You should have posted like that before, I hate shitty devs who hide requirements in documentation

[m0nde]

everything was documented by fanfare, why would you think he mentioned greasemonkey? everyone knows the whole point of greasemonkey or tampermonkey is to extend the browser with node.js or whatever you want

what'd you think greasemonkey was?

[juji]

I'm surprised why he uses jQuery omg this is 2019 and no one uses jQuery

[fanfare]

I'm surprised why he uses jQuery omg this is 2019 and no one uses jQuery

https://i.imgur.com/eemVrt3.png

[Captain Janeway]

I was going to point that out to him too but I decided to let him figure it out on his own. Thanks captain

[m0nde]

someone sticky this, please

[Captain Janeway]

I agree, I've made many above average posts itt