I bought my very first vibrator

[BatteriWyfe]

:XD:

It's in the mail.

[juji]

Pic?

[BatteriWyfe]

it's a little u shaped one so it vibrates your clit too

[BatteriWyfe]

I'll go look

[BatteriWyfe]

http://media.excitelogistics.com.au/80953D/S3/products/CAEC/ph14419/large_1.jpg
and it came with a free...
http://media.excitelogistics.com.au/80953D/S3/products/CAEC/t1347caec/large_1.jpg I don't know what that is but I got to choose from some bonus things for free and as I'm pretty sure I'm not into anal beads and there were other weird choices for the bonus free gift so I chose that

[Cody]

LISA IS LITERALLY GONNA J/O WITH MY INITIAL

its a gigantic fucking C

:puke:

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa there's like 30 people in tinychat, but since u are poor and spend all your money on dildo's u can' tafford the bandwidth

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa there's like 30 people in tinychat, but since u are poor and spend all your money on dildo's u can' tafford the bandwidthlol

it's my first one ever

it was $25

[BatteriWyfe]

I'll have better internet in a week

[Cody]

its not her first set of anal beads though

[steveyos YOLO]

Hopefully this means less time spent on the forum being a slut dog

[Cody]

wrong, she'll just be craving real dick more now

[steveyos YOLO]

Bitch betta have my money

[Cody]

start calling it her codey vibrator it will piss her off

[steveyos YOLO]

If pics of her using it ever surface on this forum i will quit forever

[steveyos]

tinychat is best with ramen talking about Justin beiber and allie talking about krugers

[steveyos]

lisa is stupid and boring and pathetic

[steveyos]

I stayed up way past my bed time for ramen and allie I don't even want to tinychat when lisa is in there because it's the same pathetic retarded pathetic bush pig *spit* loser slag pathetic retard loser retard ass sniff loser jealous slag

[Cody]

yeah ramen is fun to talk to

[steveyos]

I learned a couple things, ramen likes a lot of alcohol and allie would kick my ass if I even thought about smoking in her house

[steveyos]

lisa on the other hand, inflatable bath tub....... don't care

[Autistic Spectrum]

MY WOOD PANELOING IS BETTER THAN YOUR WOOD PANELING

[steveyos]

hitler got sniped in the nuts

[steveyos]

oh yeah wood panel crew, 4 lyfe

[steveyos]

ah Hans, please take the bus 54825874 centimeters to the ice shoppe and fetch us a liter of gas for 99999999999999999 krogans

live long and profit young jedi

[steveyos]

allie is racist as fuck

[Cody]

MY WOOD PANELOING IS BETTER THAN YOUR WOOD PANELING

that 70's forum

[Ramen]

i only had one bottle of wine.... if I wasn't calorie conscious, I'd be drinking more..... sometimes I wish I was still fat...

[Autistic Spectrum]

ramen there is a hot shirtless guy in tinychat right now, and he's asking for you

[rubycalaber]

hitler got sniped in the nuts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD0QbOui1us

[rubycalaber]

ps what kind of a loser buys sex toys get a life loser

[Ramen]

ramen there is a hot shirtless guy in tinychat right now, and he's asking for you

my internet is fucking up...... also lightning.

[Autistic Spectrum]

but tony,,,

[Ramen]

but tony,,,

but touching myself to Lisa sounds more exciting....

[steveyos]

EH TONY THE PIZZA

[Cody]

ps what kind of a loser buys sex toys get a life loser

just keep calling it her codey dildo trust me thats all it will take

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa is gonna abuse her hole using Cody's cunt cork

[Cody]

the big purple C shaped meat hammer

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, this is the end, you will never need to leave your house ever again, only thing u used to go out for is dick and now that u can do that yourself,,,

[BatteriWyfe]

yeah I don't know

I've never had one before

[Autistic Spectrum]

hook it up to a car battery and go to town

[BatteriWyfe]

I wonder if I'll even get off with it

[Autistic Spectrum]

just pretend it's doli's dick,,,

[steveyos YOLO]

Or Tim's because it's the same shape

[Garfield]

lisa you know you could have just got some mardi gras beads and a toothbrush right

[steveyos]

Or Tim's because it's the same shape

[Boar]

what is a clit or is it the clit :what:

[Garfield]

Or Tim's because it's the same shape

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jihad Josh again.

[jon]

status report

did it work

[BatteriWyfe]

hasn't arrived yet

got my volcano though today and I made anzac biscuits with the cannabutter which taste good

[rootbeer]

ps what kind of a loser buys sex toys get a life loser

yeah i was literally 100% expecting a post from you explaining $200 dragon dildos

[jon]

i hear there are people who will make a mold of a dick and then use the mold to make a dildo shaped exactly the same as that dick, i bet that works both ways

so ruby you could probably get a mold of your mouth made, and fuck that instead

[Camoron]

it does. havent you ever heard of Fleshlight Girls?

[Camoron]

i bet if the forum girls made fleshliught molds they would clean up

[Ramen]

i bet if the forum girls made fleshliught molds they would clean up

i've offered to make one for my husband since he leaves so much...

[codenick]

lisa there's like 30 people in tinychat, but since u are poor and spend all your money on dildo's u can' tafford the bandwidth

thanks to me

[Camoron]

i've offered to make one for my husband since he leaves so much...

oh yeh, nothng a married man loves to fantasize about more than having sex with his wife

[Gentleman Doli]

oh yeh, nothng a married man loves to fantasize about more than having sex with his wife

Cag

[Camoron]

tell me more about how i never stop talking about cag doli, its a good gimmick

[steveyos]

i've offered to make one for my husband since he leaves so much...

can you make me a mold of you, except it's actually you, and we just hang out and I get high and you get drunk and we watch ghost adventures, and not talk about anything you like so I don't murder you

[rose west]

I have received murder threats from several members here.

[Camoron]

yeh, heres one more, im gonna kill your big fat ass rose west

[Camoron]

gonna drive to indiana, gonna get my frioend President of Sex's guns, gonna drive to austrlaia, gonna shoot you in your giant jupiter-sized ass

[steveyos YOLO]

Make a mold of rose wets face so I can masturbate all over it

[rose west]

MY ASS IS NOT FAT!!!

[jon]

pull over that ass is too fat girl

[Autistic Spectrum]

rose west what's all that junk doing in ur trunk

[Garfield]

what does rose west look like?
why is she still here?

[Cody]

what does rose west look like?
why is she still here?

elz posted a pic of her zit covered ass somewhere once, maybe he still has it

[BatteriWyfe]

ps what kind of a loser buys sex toys get a life loserone that is heaps cooler than a loser who uses his sister's undies as a sex toy to jerk off into

[BatteriWyfe]

I have received murder threats from several members here.me too sweetheart

these are small men, very very small men

[BatteriWyfe]

MY ASS IS NOT FAT!!!;)

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmm if i murder you both, that means i would get double the amount of plus rep

[BatteriWyfe]

hmm if i murder you both, that means i would get double the amount of plus repvery small man who wears a belt on his head
:brian:

[Autistic Spectrum]

if i slice you up into small pieces, it's not like anyone anywhere would care

[Autistic Spectrum]

you have no family, you have no friends, this is the perfect crime

[Cody]

hmm if i murder you both, that means i would get double the amount of plus rep

i can think of 15 people who would +rep the fuck out of you for that