ok computer fags, i need help...

[Ramen]

my computer did an update and now everything looks weird... it's been slow for a while, i'm thinking about just using the discs and wiping the computer and reinstalling the OS, but on the pkg, it says i need to COA product key code under my laptop, but it's all rubbed off.... i don't mind wiping the computer, but i can't read my key code to finish reinstalling the OS...

help!

nb4delete system32

[Cody]

what OS are you running?

[Ramen]

what OS are you running?

vista...

[Autistic Spectrum]

search for on piratebay.com keygen your windows version

[Cody]

vista...

:rofl:

oh wait, youre serious...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ramen]

:rofl:

oh wait, youre serious...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

eh... it was a gift forever ago, and i never felt the need to upgrade...

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.serials.ws/all/?l=w&pn=4

try all the vista keys on there don't know what version of vista you have

[Autistic Spectrum]

just an fyi you will need to activate it, and those keys will be bad,

[Cody]

ramen you need to find some1 else with active vista and have them share the product key with you (or find it in your system memory which marks can do but he is not your biggest fan) so do the first one

[Ramen]

just an fyi you will need to activate it, and those keys will be bad,

yeah, well i'm trying to find my current COA prod key code... there has to be a way to find it...

[Autistic Spectrum]

can you stop the install and get back into your system, right click my computer-properties, and look for the key there, write it down,

[Autistic Spectrum]

can you not be so fucking stupid, as well

[Cody]

dammit ken

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.magicaljellybean.com/keyfinder/ or use that

[steveyos YOLO]

Just use a crack or some sort of bootloader and be done with it

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol ya let's walk ramen though using a crack for windows 7, i am sure she will not download 10 millon viruses

[steveyos YOLO]

I'll send her a working windows 7 bootloader if she posts ass

[fanfare]

yeah you made pretty much the same thread a few weeks ago and i replied to it at length. did you do anything i suggested

[Autistic Spectrum]

she prob just ate 20 apples and watched twilight again cause your words where 2 hard 2 understand

[juji]

I would help her but I need to see her new naked pics as business

[juji]

yeah you made pretty much the same thread a few weeks ago and i replied to it at length. did you do anything i suggested

hey fanfare... die

[Autistic Spectrum]

I would help her but I need to see her new naked pics as business

this is also my buiness, but i wanna see naked pics of ramens sister

[steveyos YOLO]

I would settle for a pissing video if she has one

[fanfare]

hey fanfare... die

congratulations on your citizenship

[Autistic Spectrum]

:welcome: to america

[Garfield]

i want to see her jazzercise

[Ramen]

Performing a factory image restore.....

[Ramen]

yeah you made pretty much the same thread a few weeks ago and i replied to it at length. did you do anything i suggested

I did and it helped a little...

[Autistic Spectrum]

did u get your product key before u go pressing buttons

[Ramen]

did u get your product key before u go pressing buttons

yes!! thank you!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

phew that was close

[Cody]

rubynet nerd love :swoon:

[Garfield]

rubycalaber : jenkem is on vice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN-1z6sMX_k

[Ramen]

now it'll be like having a new old computer!! :D

[Ramen]

awesome.... only thing that sucks is that i have to reinstall some shit, but other than that, this is fucking great!! <3

[Gentleman Doli]

Windows Vista

[Gentleman Doli]

Windows Vista

:clap: Well done good sir. How the fuck do you do it Doli?

[Gentleman Doli]

Windows Vista

I... I've never laughed at something this hard in my life. +rep. Just... +rep.

[Gentleman Doli]

Windows Vista

At first I was angry. Then I was sad. Then, you know what? I fucking laughed because this shit is gold. GOLD... you know what that means mods, send this post straight to the golden showers!

[Gentleman Doli]

Windows Vista

I can't unsee. Dear god, i can't unsee :stare:

[Ramen]

i have a feeling doli is making fun of my OS...

[Ramen]

o shi-
http://i.imgur.com/Gk2be7e.jpg

[UofLCardfan08]

yeah, well i'm trying to find my current COA prod key code... there has to be a way to find it...


http://www.belarc.com/free_download.html

download and run this, it will do an audit of your pc and give you every key for the software that is installed on your pc.

including your windows key

no hidden fee's, no catch's, a truly legit and useful personal pc audit.

google belarc advisor

[UofLCardfan08]

I would help her but I need to see her new naked pics as business


Why would you want to see floppy stretch marks flopping?

[m0nde]

why not just get a windows 7 home basic or premium disc and go fresh?

[maks]

options -

download the microsoft toolkit and use it to crack your copy of windows
download a utility that will pull your legitimate product key out of the registry
run vista without a product key or activation, it will work fine for a month then afterwards will log you out automatically every hour

I'm not going to go into great detail or walk you through any of these, it's because I don't like you and hope you fuck this up and can't post

[maks]

option #4 - winkey+r, cmd, sfc /scannow and repair it like a grownup

[Boar]

posting reply 1 of 114

[m0nde]

i would just go to a computer store and get them to give you an OEM copy of Win7 under the table
like buy a mouse or something if they make noise to legitimize it

it's worth it

[maks]

microsoft toolkit will activate anything from vista to server 2012 and all the offices from 07 to 2013, it fucking rules. now I just have to find a way to crack terminal services licensing

[m0nde]

tried to walk ruby through performing a repair and his shitty alienware windows 7 install dvd doesn't even have a repair optin

WTF!?!

[maks]

the dell disks do but alienwares need all sorts of extra software to control the lights and all that goofy shit so maybe it's more of a re-image disk idk

[m0nde]

the dell disks do but alienwares need all sorts of extra software to control the lights and all that goofy shit so maybe it's more of a re-image disk idkcome on, all that shit can be slip streamed or installed after dependencies are worked out
how dificult is it to allow someone to fix their boot sector and the basic windows system files?

[maks]

you're talking about people who paid an extra 1-3 thousand dollars for a run of the mill gaming rig so they could change the color of the neon lights mounted in the case

[m0nde]

...this is true

[Cody]

I wonder how often the water cooled ones leak and cause catastrophic failure

[m0nde]

or the house-painted ones

[Cody]

I bet this computer is still working just fine

http://pictures.deadlycomputer.com/d/33892-3/nazi+pc.jpg

[Ghost of Plug Drugs]

I was running the windows 7 beta for like 2 years after it expired and to stop it from restarting every hour kept setting the computer clock back like 3 months before the expiration date

[Autistic Spectrum]

look out boys we got a real hacker here

[nazzibastard]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-fuck-windows.png
http://www.bhtdownloads.com/blackhatforum?i%3AaHR0cDovL2ltZzE1Mi5pbWFnZXNoYWNrLnVzL2ltZzE1Mi8zMjk0LzMzMDM1Mjk0LmpwZw%3D%3D

[fanfare]

set the clock back 3 hours?? what are you michael j fox from back to the future!

[m0nde]

set the clock back 3 hours?? what are you michael j fox from back to the future!he's a guy who claims to know a great deal about windows but can't take the time to use google to figure out how to register win7 once and for all

[maks]

he's a guy who claims to know a great deal about windows but can't take the time to use google to figure out how to register win7 once and for all

[nazzibastard]

wow pro hackers thread .
i usely down load the one that has the registration key .i must been doing it wrong .

[maks]

wow pro hackers thread .
i usely down load the one that has the registration key .i must been doing it wrong .

you are, it's stupid to use torrented software if there's another option (there is, you can download legit win 7 isos straight from microsoft) and a product key that hundreds of people have used isn't enough to pass activation so you still need a crack on top of it

[nazzibastard]

options -

download the microsoft toolkit and use it to crack your copy of windows
download a utility that will pull your legitimate product key out of the registry
run vista without a product key or activation, it will work fine for a month then afterwards will log you out automatically every hour

I'm not going to go into great detail or walk you through any of these, it's because I don't like you and hope you fuck this up and can't post

or just download the latest copy with product key free.
or get the product key from your best friends computer .

[maks]

a used product key isn't going to activate, slick

[Autistic Spectrum]

just set my windows :time: to the future, now i know tomorrow's lottery numbers

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally u can active the same windows product key like 4 or 5 times

[nazzibastard]

you are, it's stupid to use torrented software if there's another option (there is, you can download legit win 7 isos straight from microsoft) and a product key that hundreds of people have used isn't enough to pass activation so you still need a crack on top of it
i dont use torrents .and have had no problems yet .ill stick to the way i do it .you must work for windows .you download it .tell every one what comes after that $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .

[maks]

acutally u can active the same windows product key like 4 or 5 times

If you want to do it on the phone, yeah. I'll bet the one on the torrent site has been used more than 4 or 5 times, and if you use someone else's it will (in theory) de-activate the legit copy so you'll go back and forth until all 4 or 5 times are used up

[Boar]

a used product key isn't going to activate, slick

you are talking to someone who posted a keep calm image a few posts ago

[maks]

i dont use torrents .and have had no problems yet .ill stick to the way i do it .you must work for windows .you download it .tell every one what comes after that $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .

I use microsoft toolkit to crack it so I can use a legit iso and I know what I'm getting. enjoy your rootkit.

[maks]

you are talking to someone who posted a keep calm image a few posts ago

he's basically plug drugs after his heroin induced stroke

[m0nde]

a used product key isn't going to activate, slicki've registered speaking to someone at microsoft a few times
they give you a new key and manually activate

the people i did it for were surprised it worked

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya online serials are dead, if u product key u can use it on like 5 different computers times before it starts to not work

[maks]

i've registered speaking to someone at microsoft a few times
they give you a new key and manually activate

the people i did it for were surprised it worked

I'm 100% sure that will work with the key bundled into a torrented copy of windows

[nazzibastard]

yep mmm torrents to slow .if any thing i download is going to take more then 1.5 hrs i dont want it .

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't even run windows i wrote my own operating system,

[nazzibastard]

yep he was .and yep i hate windows and would never pay for that crap but ather ppl do .ill stick with linux .

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wrote my own os, it's called SPATH, it's stands for spazz math

[nazzibastard]

i don't even run windows i wrote my own operating system,

yep every body can do it use opensuse web sit

[nazzibastard]

he's basically plug drugs after his heroin induced stroke

u mad ?
u trying to get work fixing windows .your way cost $ .no heroin fix for you .
when you download the windows from there site they dont tell you all you are geting is the minim os .and to get the rest of the drivers and software will cost you .come on maks the product key is the easyest thing to get a round .you just download the full os as i said before you got mad and start raving a bout your drug habits

[nazzibastard]

ya online serials are dead, if u product key u can use it on like 5 different computers times before it starts to not work

the girl no,s her shit .not like maks how is sounding like a repair man after a hit .lol

[m0nde]

um, why wouldn't a corporate key work? aren't these usually slipstreamed into the .torrent isos?

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope corp keys went out the door, ahh the glory days of my corp key windows xp generator

[Autistic Spectrum]

they hae pre activated iso's but who knows what those fags did to them,

[nazzibastard]

um, why wouldn't a corporate key work? aren't these usually slipstreamed into the .torrent isos?
you get different versions of windows os .like home ,office ,pro .the key has to be from the same version

[Autistic Spectrum]

COMPUTERS!

[UofLCardfan08]

you get different versions of windows os .like home ,office ,pro .the key has to be from the same version

wrong

[Cody]

please delete the guy with the lolcat chessbugrer sigpic, tyia

[Gentleman Doli]

please delete the guy with the lolcat chessbugrer sigpic, tyia

:kappa:

[nazzibastard]

o no some won neg rep me .sob sob .i like the red ones

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[juji]

o no some won neg rep me .sob sob .i like the red ones

When you get green rep, you will like the green ones that you hate seeing the red ones.

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its either maddy catha or group w bench from that bootyboring forum

[maks]

u mad ?
u trying to get work fixing windows .your way cost $ .no heroin fix for you .


yes, downloading an iso from microsoft and using a crack to activate it costs money :stare:

[m0nde]

nope corp keys went out the door, ahh the glory days of my corp key windows xp generatornever had to deal with any of this past xp

[juji]

yes, downloading an iso from microsoft and using a crack to activate it costs money :stare:

How does it cost money?

[Autistic Spectrum]

it costs A MILLION DOLLARS

[juji]

It seems Microsoft uploaded their pirated version on bitorrent then track someone who pirates this software and sue him for a million of dollars

[Ramen]

the real nerds come out of the woodwork....

[Ghost of Plug Drugs]

he's a guy who claims to know a great deal about windows but can't take the time to use google to figure out how to register win7 once and for all
None of the cracks i downloaded worked for the beta for some reason this was like 2 years ago im sporting a cracked windows 7 copy now

[Camoron]

1, throw your computer ouyt the window
2. set it on fire
3. walk into the ocean

[Ramen]

1, throw your computer ouyt the window
2. set it on fire
3. walk into the ocean

percy jackson will save me... <3
http://conkwright.clarkschools.net/resources/Percy%20Pics/Percy7.jpg

[nazzibastard]

How does it cost money?
ALL THE SO CALLED FREE WINDOWS OS DOWNLOADS ARE NOT THE FULL VERSION .CAPEESH

[nazzibastard]

its either maddy catha or group w bench from that bootyboring forum

FUCK ME CODY .DO U WANT ME TO REALY MISS SPELL AND ILL LEAVE CAP LOCK ON .AND YOU NO ME AND MADDY THE ABO NIGGER ARE ALL WAYS AT EACH ATHER .I WAS THE ONE THAT PUT SHIT ON YOUR CLAM MATE WHEN HE SIGNED UP TO RH .

[maks]

ALL THE SO CALLED FREE WINDOWS OS DOWNLOADS ARE NOT THE FULL VERSION .CAPEESH

bullshit.

http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/14709-Windows-7-Digital-River-direct-links-Multiple-Languages-X86-amp-X64/page72

you really are fucking stupid you know that

[m0nde]

idk why it's so hard for people to understand that microsoft has no problem giving away the iso since the activation key is the thing that is fundamental to using it

[macpro]

somebody please execute Bill Gates.

[maks]

idk why it's so hard for people to understand that microsoft has no problem giving away the iso since the activation key is the thing that is fundamental to using it

it's one of the few things microsoft has done right and it only took them 5 years longer than everyone else

[steveyos YOLO]

That nazi guy needs banned based on stupidity alone

[nazzibastard]

bullshit.

http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/14709-Windows-7-Digital-River-direct-links-Multiple-Languages-X86-amp-X64/page72

you really are fucking stupid you know thatI GOT A NEW LAPTOP 2 WEEKS AGO DUMBASS IT HAD WIN 7 ON IT WELL ONLY PART .TO GET THE FULL VERSION I HAD TO PAY AROUND $200 .SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF.YOU NEED MORE DRUG

[nazzibastard]

That nazi guy needs banned based on stupidity alone

IF THAY BANNED PPL FOR STUPIDITY THERE WOULD BE NO ONE HERE .:bravo:

[steveyos YOLO]

It sounds like you're the dumbass for buying a computer that you had to pay money to unlock the full version of windows on it.

[steveyos YOLO]

I'll stab you in your fucking face if you even reply with more idiotic shit

[Camoron]

:bravo:

[Autistic Spectrum]

next windows key you need i will sell it to you for 150 bucks cause we are friends

[Ghost of Plug Drugs]

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP 2 WEEKS AGO DUMBASS IT HAD WIN 7 ON IT WELL ONLY PART .TO GET THE FULL VERSION I HAD TO PAY AROUND $200 .SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF.YOU NEED MORE DRUG

:rofl:

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs could have set your windows clock behind for free

[Ghost of Plug Drugs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc

[Ghost of Plug Drugs]

one time in an fps i started lagging and then all of a sudden my guy went back in time and appeared behind the guy who was running after me shooting at me and i knifed him, and that song started playing in my head

[Gentleman Doli]

*pats Plug Drugs on the back with a smile*

[rubycalaber]

rubycalaber : jenkem is on vice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN-1z6sMX_k

"its best to use human feces from a child aged 4 and 7"

lmao pedo alert

[rubycalaber]

one time in an fps i started lagging and then all of a sudden my guy went back in time and appeared behind the guy who was running after me shooting at me and i knifed him, and that song started playing in my head

oh so thats how you beat me in counter strike you fucking hacker

[Cody]

"its best to use human feces from a child aged 4 and 7"

lmao pedo alert

is jenkem vegan?

:hmm: :stompleb:

[steveyos YOLO]

Ban that nazi guy from ever posting here again until he apologizes for being the stupidest person to ever post here

[m0nde]

nazibastard's posts are VERY similar to what cody's were like when he first came here, 9gag-style image macros and all

[maks]

nazibastard's posts are VERY similar to what cody's were like when he first came here, 9gag-style image macros and all

what do you mean when he fist came here cody hasn't evolved at all he still thinks encyclopedia dramatica is funny

[Cody]

what do you mean when he fist came here cody hasn't evolved at all he still thinks encyclopedia dramatica is funny

fuck you marks you dont know dick about what i think is funny, except pissing you off because you care more about the internet than obama cares about fox news channel.

[Autistic Spectrum]

xtians

[Cody]

marks: oh yeah codey ima run you off the forums

how did that work out for you faggot?

[steveyos YOLO]

I just got a popup message on my pc asking for a valid credit card to unlock the full version

[nazzibastard]

I'll stab you in your fucking face if you even reply with more idiotic shit
any time chicken shit .

[Cody]

any time chicken shit .

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2rzs3td.jpg

:rofl:

[steveyos YOLO]

any time chicken shit .

What are you gonna do, pay someone $200 to stop me? :shake: