lisa the destroyer of troll holes

[o0Battery0o]

hi dickheads

ive been devouring trolls for over 7 years now. you may have heard about me.

Im the reason they closed down the infamous eminem.com forums permamently. I am the great Lisa.

Ive come to show you all how its done and make you eat my ass as I shit on you.

Show me all your dicks or beckon to my will.

http://cache.interscope.com/images/members/avatar/400/a3/a3126881-ab28-4864-bd05-8383ebe73bc5.jpg

[maks]

d/c

[oOBatteryOo]

she has a prolapsed vagina sometimes caused from too much sex, the vagina starts to turn inside out

[o0Battery0o]

and I will beat the imposter with my prolapsed vagina until shes got two shiners and we shall call her "Bluey" because shes a dumb stupid dumb.

[oOBatteryOo]

you're more than qualified for other things ;)

[o0Battery0o]

Im Lisa.

Im qualified for sex and dickheads. Especially stupid dickheads

[oOBatteryOo]

Im Lisa.

[o0Battery0o]

No.

Lisa is Lisa.

[oOBatteryOo]

Im Lisa.

[o0Battery0o]

Your Lisa

Im Lisa

We're all Lisa

Suck my clit

[oOBatteryOo]

Im Lisa

[o0Battery0o]

lol

[lnopia the great]

devour of trolls lol are you 8 years old

[lnopia the great]

by the way you should consider cropping out the watermark in your avatar

[maks]

or stop posting here entirely, that would work too

[lnopia the great]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/wannafuck.png

[lnopia the great]

you can thank me later when im balls deep in your mouth

[lnopia the great]

hop off my nuts bitch i gotta cum

[maks]

you canuks sure do know how to smooth talk

[lnopia the great]

i only tell them what they want to hear

[maks]

actually that's a good point that probably is exactly what this chick wants to hear

[blumpkin blownuts]

Your Lisa

Im Lisa

We're all Lisa

Suck my clit

christ all we're missing is Cult Jam quick somebody give them a call, and tell them to bring a net-gun

[Garfield]

confirmed 4chan mole

[Plug Drugs]

i suggest we all just don't talk to it, as it could be either:
A) grossly underage and we'll go to prison for talking about gay nigger dicks with a minor
or even worse
B) a fed
or
C) just a terrible poster, why would you want to talk to it anyway?

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's an emotionally-fractured 30-something in australia
and whats so bad about a fed posting here

[Plug Drugs]

and whats so bad about a fed posting here
pretty sure everyone at this forum is prison-worthy in one way or another

[Plug Drugs]

its the beginning of the end of the internet
if they want to kill 'net neutrality' or w/e, they'll start persecuting all the long time internetters and depict them in the media as dangerous hackers and pedophiles and bullies and thieves

we're about to become part of a war and we don't even know it yet

[blumpkin blownuts]

the new war is going to be on the PC, then hard memory and writable media, finally books and photos

believe it - in ten years, if you're not using some stupid looking miniterminal and headset and some company's "cloud", then you're cut-off from any information or entertainment. period. that's happening right fucking now with ACTA and similar bullshit international laws, simultaneously with the current trends in all consumer electronics produced now.

[Plug Drugs]

can't wait to get my google chip implanted in my cerebral cortex
i hear it comes in a decorative tin

[blumpkin blownuts]

in 30 years, we'll all be immortal - simulated by neural-net real-time models.
"oh what a blessing this is", we'll say.

but we're supposed to die. it prevents us from going completely insane. everything that doesn't die just gets worn and replaced, until the missing and forgotten pieces add up, resulting in the inevitable catastrophic failure of the entire system

[Plug Drugs]

i've for a long time believed that the "will to live", if examined thoroughly, is built upon fallacies and the human mind will go insane if it were to understand it in its unbridled form

If we became "immortal", understanding it would only be a matter of time

I've wrote a shitload of philosophy on the subject, most of it fell on deaf ears. There were just a few people going "good point", and then the thread I posted it in just sank to thread hell on a philosophy forum

[Plug Drugs]

and yes, I believe our entire neurophysiology will eventually be uploaded into quantum computers where we live indefinitely

But what people don't realize is that immortality is literally Hell

[Plug Drugs]

glad you can speak on the same frequency of insanity

[maks]

frequency of replies

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's some things I can only talk about in small spaces. Certainly not face to face.
But yeah, immortality is hell.

[Garfield]

cant wait for total recall to come out

[Plug Drugs]

another shitty remake

[maks]

battery comes here from :lizard:.net It needs to go in the box with holes.

that remains to be seen, we are very tolerant of whores around here

[maks]

whores carry worse than salmonella, but I've come to terms with that

[maks]

I'm not so prudish, I'll fuck nearly any girl who doesn't give me bullshit and drama

[maks]

or expect me to buy her anything

[Gentleman Doli]

IIm an atheist and I do not believe in sex.

[Gentleman Doli]

I am a pansexual, ungendered (pronouns ei, eis, eim) Asian anarcho-feminist, poet, and enormous Skillrex fan.

[maks]

nope, not good enough. my kind of girl doesn't expect anything in return but a good hard dickin'. I like my women with daddy issues or low self esteems that cause them to act out sexually.

[maks]

or just plain drunk

[Gentleman Doli]

I kill/murder every girl I come in contact with. Im a serial killer! bwahaha! We're very twisted in YTMNSFW.

[maks]

You need bingo, when stanhope gets tired of her she's gonna be looking for a home.

I've heard those two on the stern show, the guy has erectile dysfunction and hasn't fucked her in months I don't have to wait for her to dump him I could have her right now if I wanted

[lnopia the great]

I am a pansexual, ungendered (pronouns ei, eis, eim) Asian anarcho-feminist, poet, and enormous Skillrex fan.

lol

[maks]

they said she was bald

[lnopia the great]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/aaaaaaaaadeal-with-it.jpg

[lnopia the great]

dont mind if i paste my clipboard

[maks]

dont mind if i paste my clipboard

oh we're doing that now?


[ "$PAM_TYPE" = "open_session" ] || exit 0
#create the mail template
echo "Here's the last 2 lines from /var/log/auth.log" >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# grab the last two lines of the log
tail -n 2 /var/log/auth.log >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# convert to DOS linefeeds
awk 'sub("$", "\r")' /tmp/authmail.txt > /tmp/authmail2.txt
cat /etc/skel/mailtemplate.txt /tmp/authmail2.txt|ssmtp {email address} -au support -ap {password masked for purposes of emailing this}
rm -rf /tmp/authmail*

[Gentleman Doli]

oh we're doing that now?


[ "$PAM_TYPE" = "open_session" ] || exit 0
#create the mail template
echo "Here's the last 2 lines from /var/log/auth.log" >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# grab the last two lines of the log
tail -n 2 /var/log/auth.log >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# convert to DOS linefeeds
awk 'sub("$", "\r")' /tmp/authmail.txt > /tmp/authmail2.txt
cat /etc/skel/mailtemplate.txt /tmp/authmail2.txt|ssmtp {email address} -au support -ap {password masked for purposes of emailing this}
rm -rf /tmp/authmail*

There is no stare dog big enough for the win youve just created.

[maks]

There is no stare dog big enough for the win youve just created.

I wrote that script.

[o0Battery0o]

STOP DERAILING MY THREADS!!!!11!

THE DICKHEAD CHEST KICKS DID THIS AT RETARD HABITAT

:(

Youre making Lisa very angry

[maks]

you're going to have to stop getting so attached to your thread topics because this forum is basically just one big thread

[o0Battery0o]

its a shame its not one big dick in my tight bum.

:(

[maks]

it is what you make of it. I'll bet barry would fuck you, he'd be grateful to have anyone touch him he's probably never even dreamed of getting a girl without a mustache.

http://comeontothelord.com/barrymegathread <--- everything you ever need to know about barry

[o0Battery0o]

Ive had four posters send me pics of Barrys dick asking for nudes!

SO RUDE! Im a proper lady, I need signed cocks or no vagoo for you!

[maks]

jesus really? do these people not know anywhere else to find a picture of a dick on the internet?

[Plug Drugs]

that's pretty funny though lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Ive had four posters send me pics of Barrys dick asking for nudes!

SO RUDE! Im a proper lady, I need signed cocks or no vagoo for you!

shut up

[Gentleman Doli]

clay this person is a lizard ad n is from the lizard forums and she broke the rules of your contest

[Queen Mud]

Battery is no longer a lizard... She was culled yesterday

[Plug Drugs]

Battery is no longer a lizard... She was culled yesterday

great the two of you can stay over now and spend the night
and mommy says we all have to take a bath together to conserve the hot water so she can take a shower later, and i get to video tape it

[Plug Drugs]

exclusive video of queen mud
VtAkRE8yw9w&autoplay=1

[maks]

exclusive video of queen mud
VtAkRE8yw9w&autoplay=1

so vapid...

[Plug Drugs]

nah jk that's just some girl from youtube who millions of middle aged men jerk off too

[rootbeer]

i would take her down south

[maks]

still pretty vapid

[Queen Mud]

nah jk that's just some girl from youtube who millions of middle aged men jerk off too


Yeah... I don't have a youtube, and only a handful of middle-aged dudes jerk off to me, the rest are pretty young.

[Plug Drugs]

pics please

[Queen Mud]

pics please

Cody posted them in the Herpetarium... Maks has me pegged at age 48

[maks]

I have seen their information
On the lighter side of dumbness
I have heard the new statistics
And the stomping on the ground
Picking slowly up the rockslide
One thing always seems apparent
If the climb becomes too much
I can always turn around

Agree totally, turning around and coming back where you came from is the best option and would make everyone happy.

[Plug Drugs]

Cody posted them in the Herpetarium... Maks has me pegged at age 48

please link me to them i'm too lazy to look for them

[Queen Mud]

please link me to them i'm too lazy to look for them


We have a problem then because I'm also too lazy

[Plug Drugs]

just tell me this: are you hot

[syncan aka ken post jr]

do you fuck over the internet baby cause if so you have come to the right place

[syncan aka ken post jr]

bunch of horney dudes looking to fuck chicks via pm's up in rubynet

[Plug Drugs]

its true

[Queen Mud]

just tell me this: are you hot


That seems to be the general consensus amongst non-homos... Are you a homo?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i am a straight up fag u still wanna get with me or what

[Plug Drugs]

i need to see pics before i can start hitting on you, it's just the way things work

[Plug Drugs]

or you need to namedrop either:
Nietzsche,
organic chemistry,
or tool/led zeppelin/pink floyd
otherwise I just can't be attracted to you

[Gentleman Doli]

Tool/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd.

the three greats.

[Gentleman Doli]

Ricky Martin/Abraham Lincoln/George Washington. Our three greatest presidents.

[Queen Mud]

Tool/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd.

the three greats.


If I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to attract Plug Drugs...

[Plug Drugs]

Tool/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd.

the three greats.

damn right.

[Plug Drugs]

hey doli you cutie
you wanna get a hotel room with me

[maks]

There's no place
Clear dry space
I'm a hole in this time
In a time full of holes
You see it
I'm nothing

Well I certainly can't argue with that

[Plug Drugs]

was that a poem or something i'm too lazy to read it
do you think we're a bunch of art fags

[maks]

was that a poem or something i'm too lazy to read it
do you think we're a bunch of art fags

I set up a filter in my head so anything that queen mud posts turns into meat puppets lyrics, it's better that way.

[rootbeer]

queen mud is my bitch

[lnopia the great]

jenna marbles is pretty fucking hot

[lnopia the great]

jesus christ

[oOBatteryOc]

lol

I love maks

[lnopia the great]

rh is raiding us guys man your battle stations

[oOBatteryOc]

lol

[maks]

If they all posted as battery all the time I would have no problem with any of them

[Garfield]

im going to start building little bird houses for all the lizards to live in my garden

[Garfield]

rubynet is my garden

[Garfield]

and maks just said that not me

[Gentleman Doli]

If they all posted as battery all the time I would have no problem with any of them

yeah it must be nice having liek 3 different accounts following you around sucking your dick

[maks]

yeah it must be nice having liek 3 different accounts following you around sucking your dick

when you post as brilliantly as I do you get used to it.

[maks]

I must be a better poster than you

well if you believe in it really hard maybe someday it'll come true!

[oOBatteryOc]

when you post as brilliantly as I do you get used to it.

lol

Do you make love as brilliantly?

[rootbeer]

queen mud is my bitch

[maks]

queen mud is not a pretty girl, quite the contrary

[maks]

no I never made it past the jowls

[maks]

classy.

[NortyNippy]

Im Lisa.




I'm Spartacus

You're an annoying twerp and I will not be recommending you to anyone.

[NortyNippy]

Yum you broke this forum too.

[NortyNippy.]

Battery is no longer a lizard... She was culled yesterday

LOL

you wish