View Full Version : battery, why did you make a second account?
nobody has even banned your first one yet
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:11 PM
Because I am the troll holl destroyer and I am here to fill your holes maks.
Post pics of your cock so I may judge your worth before the cleansing.
i May spare you as a sex toy if youre worthy.
lol
oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:12 PM
I'll rape you both
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:18 PM
Not if I rape you raping us raping you rape me and rape him rape first
Atristupized.
Bitchccccccccccccccc
oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:24 PM
in a competition of who can get the most lovers against nearly any female you'll lose
blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:26 PM
she's australian, maks
that doesn't explain the second account but it explains most everything else
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:40 PM
maks.
show me your dicks.
oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:42 PM
you show me your pics or get on cam with me little mouse
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:43 PM
Ill show you my little mouse if you show me your dicks
blumpkin blownuts
04-02-2012, 11:45 PM
Think I speak for everyone here when I say I wouldn't cam with you for money
some milkshack-looking skater dude in a polo shirt yuk
oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:46 PM
You shouldn't believe what certain people tell you, I know better.
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:47 PM
I know better than she that my milkshake fools the gays into heterosex.
oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:52 PM
settle down gramps don't give yourself a hernia or heart failure
You still haven't explained why you made a second account
o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:58 PM
you still havent posted cock pix.
Creep.
I have no intention of showing you my cock, your figure looks suspiciously like that of a 9 year old
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:00 AM
dick or gtfo my thread
shut up and go answer the question I PMed you. I fucked up the title "bad" = "ban"
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:06 AM
no.
i am battery.
the thread is about me.
cocks or die.
I don't do anything for people who make demands of me.
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:11 AM
gay nigger dick.
Plug Drugs
04-03-2012, 03:59 AM
how did you find us
Plug Drugs
04-03-2012, 03:59 AM
maybe a leftover lizard
yeah she's a lizard but she's a whore so possibly more useful than the others
lnopia the great
04-03-2012, 10:50 AM
hey i heard you were a wild one
on the :lizard: forum she's always hitting on jiggles and some faggot named santos or whatever so be advised she's attracted to terrible posters and spics
also she hates jack so that's a plus
lnopia the great
04-03-2012, 11:09 AM
there is a distinct difference between straight white sloots and sloots who bang mexicans
meh, if she's willing to call jack a faggot and remind him that he's 70 years old that's good enough for me
Gentleman Doli
04-03-2012, 11:47 AM
there are too many lizards and they have a fucking labyrinthine social web woven between them and im not going to give a care.
You're overthinking this. It doesn't matter how she fits into the reptile social system, what matters is how many nudes we can get out of her before we switch tactics and push her to commit suicide. This one is pretty "sexually liberated" (translation: internet whore) so we could probably get a live masturbation session on cam. sure she's not as cute as caz but sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
rootbeer
04-03-2012, 12:36 PM
at least she's white
rootbeer
04-03-2012, 12:36 PM
gotta look on the bright side
if she'll fuck spics she'll fuck anybody, I'm a pretty lazy guy so I consider that a benefit rather than a detriment.
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:47 PM
Ill fuck anybody with a nice enough cock
Whats the point of living if youre not getting off?
See? Whores are awesome. lizard.com doesn't know what they're missing.
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:52 PM
Humanoids are simple creatures.
Its either you stick it in or get sticked in and thats all there is too it!
I love to philosophy and I realized that if the question is sex the answer is yes!
so why exactly are there two of you
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:05 PM
because one wasnt enough!
I messed up with me os and 0s
SILLY ME LOL!
you used an 0 instead of an O and felt you needed to make a whole new account? are you ocd?
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:11 PM
You are not qualified to physco-analyse me and not only do you fall short in your surmisation but you could never even fathom the depths and complexities of how my mind actually works and why. But why do I pick on you for my textual obsession? Because I like you.
I wasn't actually psychoanalyzing you I was asking a question, but you flipped the fuck out over it for no reason and that's why I like you.
Gentleman Doli
04-03-2012, 08:18 PM
Now kiss says thrc troll face man
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:20 PM
I've only been sexually aggressive to you and that is because I like you and you have taken it all very unassumingly and with great grace up until now. I do it in part out of boredom and in part because for some reason that is a mystery of nature I like you lots. If my textual advancements bother you I will cease and desist because being female I am fully aware of how annoying continual unwanted advancements can be but I view it as a bit of fun that I have with you online that I hoped flattered you somewhat and it's nice to like someone because I don't like people often. You just have to say the word and I'll stop but it will be a sad day for me because I was enjoying myself with you.
do your thing bro that's why I brought you here no need to be uptight
Gentleman Doli
04-03-2012, 09:13 PM
I've only been sexually aggressive to you and that is because I like you and you have taken it all very unassumingly and with great grace up until now. I do it in part out of boredom and in part because for some reason that is a mystery of nature I like you lots. If my textual advancements bother you I will cease and desist because being female I am fully aware of how annoying continual unwanted advancements can be but I view it as a bit of fun that I have with you online that I hoped flattered you somewhat and it's nice to like someone because I don't like people often. You just have to say the word and I'll stop but it will be a sad day for me because I was enjoying myself with you.
hahahaha youve literally fallen in love with marks98
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:17 PM
He knows how to a treat a lady
More importantly, a QUEEN
I AM QUEEN LISA!
hahahaha youve literally fallen in love with marks98
who can blame her I'm a catch
o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:33 PM
Id' like to talk to maks' penis
:O
my penis is actually deaf but it responds well to the occasional massage
Queen Mud
04-04-2012, 08:01 AM
You know the battery has no titz right? I'm sure there are plenty of cyber whores out there with titz... I mean uno if your into no titted psycho stalkers then Battery will fit right up your alley. But I'm ~Jus sayin' (about the tits and all)
syncan aka ken post jr
04-04-2012, 08:46 AM
i wanan fuck ur tits queen mud i wanan fuck ur butthole
Queen Mud
04-04-2012, 08:50 AM
Do you say that to all the e-girls?
rootbeer
04-04-2012, 08:57 AM
I've only been sexually aggressive to you and that is because I like you and you have taken it all very unassumingly and with great grace up until now. I do it in part out of boredom and in part because for some reason that is a mystery of nature I like you lots. If my textual advancements bother you I will cease and desist because being female I am fully aware of how annoying continual unwanted advancements can be but I view it as a bit of fun that I have with you online that I hoped flattered you somewhat and it's nice to like someone because I don't like people often. You just have to say the word and I'll stop but it will be a sad day for me because I was enjoying myself with you.
You know the battery has no titz right? I'm sure there are plenty of cyber whores out there with titz... I mean uno if your into no titted psycho stalkers then Battery will fit right up your alley. But I'm ~Jus sayin' (about the tits and all)
Shut up.
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