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o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:36 PM
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture

~battered wife~

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:38 PM
that's fucked

what an idiot lol

o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:43 PM
Dumb dickhead

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:47 PM
what would this forum do without me? Thank god I'm here

o0Battery0o
04-02-2012, 11:48 PM
lol

cute

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 11:51 PM
it's still your fault for being lovable

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 12:02 AM
ewww

creep

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 12:41 AM
http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0YCnlHC6vI/TmKRQ5tJBII/AAAAAAAAAR0/I7ExHKtv9eM/s1600/Dale_Cooper.png

maks
04-03-2012, 12:45 AM
she looks much better in that picture, must have had a nose job at some point

rose west
04-03-2012, 12:48 AM
I know you prefer the guy, homo.

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 12:50 AM
:dinorage:

maks
04-03-2012, 12:51 AM
Not 100% convinced it's even the same girl...

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas.jpghttp://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

maks
04-03-2012, 12:52 AM
I'll admit I do like this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pinkpants.jpg

maks
04-03-2012, 12:52 AM
on the fence about this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/a1.jpg

rose west
04-03-2012, 12:55 AM
Not 100% convinced it's even the same girl...

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas.jpghttp://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/hair20tied20back.jpg

The pics are of Lisa and it's the same girl.
Stick to men, homo, you understand them better.

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 12:56 AM
i like those two, actually the second one better those are the kindof curves i go for

rose west
04-03-2012, 12:56 AM
on the fence about this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/a1.jpg

That's definitely Lisa's ass. I've seen it.

rose west
04-03-2012, 12:58 AM
I'll admit I do like this one

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pinkpants.jpg

That's my girl. She's better with her shaven glory showing.

maks
04-03-2012, 01:01 AM
i like those two, actually the second one better those are the kindof curves i go for

the hips are too narrow for me, it's like this girl never went through puberty it's creepy

rose west
04-03-2012, 01:03 AM
the hips are too narrow for me, it's like this girl never went through puberty it's creepy

You don't know the difference between boys and girls, homo.

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 01:04 AM
so for that one basically id have to bag her head, and bag my wang... that's alot of work when i get to thinking about it... mmm..
....

























http://i.imgur.com/rKNPn.gif

maks
04-03-2012, 01:07 AM
Her face would be pretty if it wasn't for that schnoz, she's gotta be half a jew

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas2.jpg

why would you pose like that? you know what your nose looks like, downplay that shit

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 01:07 AM
You don't know the difference between boys and girls, homo.

i read some species of lizard change their sex back and forth
there's ob for instance

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 01:08 AM
i wonder how out of all the species on this planet only humans supposedly have both "sex" and "gender" whereas every other mammalian just has a sex

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 01:10 AM
Her face would be pretty if it wasn't for that schnoz, she's gotta be half a jew

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/ladykillmonger/pyjamas2.jpg

why would you pose like that? you know what your nose looks like, downplay that shit

that hair man nobody has that kindof hair except 14-24 y/o males

maks
04-03-2012, 01:10 AM
because political correctness

maks
04-03-2012, 01:10 AM
that hair man nobody has that kindof hair except 14-24 y/o males

curt cobainburg

rose west
04-03-2012, 01:21 AM
Homo poofters don't appreciate the exquisite beauty of Lisa.

blumpkin blownuts
04-03-2012, 04:18 AM
i just like really girly-girls, they're disappearing

lnopia the great
04-03-2012, 03:19 PM
are you kidding no they aren't

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:38 PM
cody has a disease

its called fat bitches on his dick

LOL

maks
04-03-2012, 07:39 PM
Nothing wrong with fat bitches, they try hard and have low expectations.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:45 PM
Im a fine skinny bitch

fat bitch fuckers would love to dine on me

Im Lisa!

maks
04-03-2012, 07:52 PM
I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you write my name in sharpie on your snatch I'll make it my signature. it'll give you a lot of credibility, it's the internet equivalent of when you used to fuck the football team in high school.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:57 PM
I dont care much for soccer

I spent more time in drama drawing faces on my cooter and having the other girls make it make faces!

That got me a LOT of credibility! All the guys wanted to see!

maks
04-03-2012, 07:59 PM
fucking the football team isn't about enjoying sports it's about enhancing your social standing and that's what I'm offering to do for you right now

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:01 PM
Im offering you to treat a proper lady

Not whore her out.

Now put up or get out of my forum.

maks
04-03-2012, 08:03 PM
oh god don't turn into one of those julia roberts whores. you knew what this was.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:08 PM
I was told I could be the queen whore here and I DEMAND to be COCKED and PLEASED until Im COMPLETELY SATISFIED!

IM QUEEN LISA!

maks
04-03-2012, 08:12 PM
No, you were told we know how to treat a whore, which means we treat them respectfully but don't do shit for them unless we get something in return.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:15 PM
How am I supposed to return anything if you never do anything?

Cock or get off my site!

maks
04-03-2012, 08:18 PM
look you gotta stop making demands I wanted a whore not a wife

rose west
04-03-2012, 08:22 PM
OMG...it just keeps getting worse.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:23 PM
This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

maks
04-03-2012, 08:24 PM
This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

I don't take orders from anyone brah

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:27 PM
Im not your brah bitch

Im your whore.

Now. Cock up or log off.

maks
04-03-2012, 08:28 PM
It's up, just don't feel like getting my camera, importing the picture onto my laptop, cropping it to a reasonable size, and uploading it to my website.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:32 PM
How about uploading it to my vagina?

maks
04-03-2012, 08:40 PM
planning on being in the US any time soon?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:10 PM
American men cant handle psycho bitches like me

:)

maks
04-03-2012, 09:15 PM
I dated a crack addict for 6 months you'd be a walk in the park

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:24 PM
I'd do crack for you

maks
04-03-2012, 09:28 PM
No you don't have to do crack but if you could pick up some acid that would be just super

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:39 PM
can we wrap your dick in sheets and use it as lube so we can have a cosmic fuck fest?

maks
04-03-2012, 09:41 PM
I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm not sure paper would make such a great lubricant

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:42 PM
we can just cover it in mustard too

maks
04-03-2012, 09:46 PM
I actually prefer ketchup but whatever it's your snatch

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:47 PM
sausage and mustard!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

maks and battery sitting in a treeeeeeeeeeeee

maks
04-03-2012, 09:56 PM
gonna hold you under a tree after a picnic then I'm going to name one of my chickens after you

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:32 PM
I AM QUEEN LISA!

youre just an obnoxious bitch

lol

maks
04-03-2012, 10:35 PM
That's because it looks like Timmy's thong underwear. It might very well be Timmy in his thong underwear.

except for the lack of hair and the curves of the stomach, which women have but barry (and you) do not

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:43 PM
obnoxious bitch sounds like a transvestite

LOL

maks
04-03-2012, 10:44 PM
This comes back to a day or two ago when I said it is funny seeing someone like you who is too scared to post their own pics judge the looks of others.

As I explained before, posting pictures implies you're looking for opinions about your apperance and I don't give a shit what any of you think about anything least of all what you think about me

maks
04-03-2012, 10:44 PM
obnoxious bitch sounds like a transvestite

LOL

just a retard, ignore him and he'll go away

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:47 PM
does he have a nice penis?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:56 PM
Im sorry Maks.

but I dont do nigger dick.

Just gay nigger dick, that ones' least likely to have AIDS

maks
04-03-2012, 10:56 PM
does he have a nice penis?

the story goes that he had it cut off, I haven't verified that because I do not care

maks
04-03-2012, 10:57 PM
Im sorry Maks.

but I dont do nigger dick.

Just gay nigger dick, that ones' least likely to have AIDS

that's a guy from england who hasn't posted here in like 4 years, flaggercat is convinced he's me for some reason

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:58 PM
oh good.

He might be gay.

Is he gay?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:59 PM
thats a very codychat thing to say

maks
04-03-2012, 11:02 PM
oh good.

He might be gay.

Is he gay?

last I heard he was dating some mountain of a white woman

maks
04-03-2012, 11:03 PM
U meen U boph had teechurrrrz naymd mr parker ??????/

I guess so, it's not like it's an uncommon name

maks
04-03-2012, 11:10 PM
ted didn't even know that chick, he used it as his sig because he thought she looked like marnie. you're getting further and further away.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 11:12 PM
why cant I have been as gorgeous as her?

if I had a cock and balls Id be busting them right now

maks
04-03-2012, 11:14 PM
she actually does look a lot like marnie

maks
04-03-2012, 11:20 PM
Flaglerchat is only right with dox 10-20% of the time. Although being a civil servant would sure give you the time to post on a worthless site like this all day, why would you admit to being a freelance computer person if had a far better career than that?

I never said anything about being freelance, I work for an LLC I have a boss and everything, he just doesn't expect much from me and pays me ridiculously well for what little work I do

maks
04-03-2012, 11:23 PM
Truck drivers make between 40k and 60k in CT. Going to go ahead and assume it's less in oregon. I make a lot more than that, and I don't have a leech at home contributing nothing so I get to keep it all. Conclusion: I have roughly about twice as much money as you.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 11:55 PM
The imposter is afoot...

o0Battery0o
04-04-2012, 02:43 PM
I fled one lizard dickhead stupid forum for another!

How could I be so stupid?

My ninja skills have failed me