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Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
04-03-2012, 01:35 AM
Ruby are you the faggot that did this? I bet you wear your fucking moms grannie under wear.


twat.

maks
04-03-2012, 01:37 AM
This is why you're segregated, because you're unfunny

rose west
04-03-2012, 03:03 PM
We are segregated solely because God doesn't want us to catch the "homo disease" off you homos.

maks
04-03-2012, 03:12 PM
This has got to be the 50th time you've replied to me even though I made it abundantly clear that I have you on ignore and do not read your posts.

Gentleman Doli
04-03-2012, 03:14 PM
I played this song after lecture every day,for a few months.

A girl asked me "what makes it so special?"

I said "it motivates me to make a time machine,jump back to the 80's,go to Joel's life concert and have amazing backstage sex while listening to it"

The next day she said 'You liar! The song came out in 2009!See,upload date!You are so pathetic!!!!"

Now she lacks 4 fingers.

hahahahahaha,just kidding.....

...they are all that's left of her.

ChickletZero 5 days ago 89

lnopia the great
04-03-2012, 03:14 PM
Whoa do they still post here

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:24 PM
I love all the dicks

Do you guys like to philosophy? I love philosophizing. This is all very stimulating.

maks
04-03-2012, 07:28 PM
Hello battery, I made an account on lizard.com to invite you back here, but I guess I hurt their feelings and they removed my ability to post anymore.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:36 PM
you can still post silly!

they just moved you to the international homo forum!

go be gay in gay eggs and gay!

LOL!

maks
04-03-2012, 07:38 PM
Whatever, it's irrelevant now. I was only there to encourage you to come here to a better place where we know a thing or two about treating whores. I've seen how they disrespect you there, it ain't right. Also, they suck and are boring and unfunny. They turn away from their daughters so she won't see the pain on their faces entirely too often, like twice a day.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:44 PM
Can you be my daddy?

Im looking for a man with an enormous... talent.

Are you qualified?

maks
04-03-2012, 07:46 PM
7" proportionally thick with a slight curve

maks
04-03-2012, 07:47 PM
nowhere near as bad as barry's his is like a fucking banana

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 07:50 PM
pics or it didnt happen!

;D

maks
04-03-2012, 07:55 PM
I have no problem showing you, but I don't have any pictures of my own cock because I can look at it whenever I want. I can't promise I'll take one because lets face it I'm pretty lazy, iwc was my internet bff for years and I never got around to sending her one and then she died of cholera so it's not going to happen now

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:00 PM
Im sorry she never asked for a pic of your cock

But I did!

And you know how to treat a lady, right?

:D

maks
04-03-2012, 08:01 PM
Oh she asked for it, and I promised I'd get around to it. I never did, and I regret it to this day. I can only hope she's out there somewhere, looking at my cock in a better place.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:03 PM
What better place to look at it than the herp de derp forum?

maks
04-03-2012, 08:04 PM
well like I mentioned she's dead so the internet connectivity where she's at is probably spotty at best

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:09 PM
Think of me as an upgrade :D

You should see this party trick I learned with clothe pins!

Its wicked sweet!

maks
04-03-2012, 08:10 PM
I've seen it. Can you do the pingpong ball trick?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:14 PM
The one where you launch several out like a nerf gun?

I was getting good at that one, but I wasnt good at throttling the ping pong rate of fire. It was like all at once or none.

My vagina is just too tight!

maks
04-03-2012, 08:16 PM
You'd think the tightness would give it some extra snapping force coming out, you could probably go for distance instead of quantity

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:18 PM
Sometimes I squeeze to hard and they shoot deeper inside! But thats great when I want to cum harder!

Ive started sitting atop the wash when I pet my kitty. Off kiltered of course!

rose west
04-03-2012, 08:20 PM
I could probably chuck the distance if I vomit after reading that crap.

maks
04-03-2012, 08:22 PM
I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another

rose west
04-03-2012, 08:24 PM
I ran out of tissues so I've been shooting my load into the empty box until I get off my ass and go buy another

Stop looking at my pic, pervert.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:25 PM
I just keep taking my clothes off and using them to mop up the mess.

I guess when I run out of clothes it'll be a good thing I have new ones being cleaned in the wash!

LOL

maks
04-03-2012, 08:27 PM
I thought about just letting it fly all over my shirt but that could be awkward if I go out for cigarettes or something later

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:28 PM
Thats why you need to get some bitches!

I used to have a young special forces boy toy!

Used to make him buy me weed and groceries and fuck me for hours!

Until he gave me my second case of crabs.

rose west
04-03-2012, 08:28 PM
My ex used to just wipe his dick on my curtains.

maks
04-03-2012, 08:30 PM
Thats why you need to get some bitches!

I used to have a young special forces boy toy!

Used to make him buy me weed and groceries and fuck me for hours!

Until he gave me my second case of crabs.

what do the australian special forces do, kill spiders with a rolled up newspaper?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 08:33 PM
They compete in 20 hour sexathons

:D

maks
04-03-2012, 08:39 PM
give me enough coke and whiskey I can double that. amateurs.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:09 PM
Youre too lazy to post cock pics

But not lazy enough to fuck for 40 hours?

LOL LIES

maks
04-03-2012, 09:13 PM
What exactly do I get out of posting a cock pic? Not a damn thing. I have energy, I just have to be motivated to use it.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:24 PM
You have to treat your queen!

maks
04-03-2012, 09:29 PM
I don't believe in royalty

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:37 PM
Youll believe what I tell you to believe

maks
04-03-2012, 09:39 PM
no, I have a pretty strong personality, I'll be openminded and listen to your ideas but they won't necessarily change my opinion

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:40 PM
Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion

lol

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:40 PM
Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion

lol

maks
04-03-2012, 09:43 PM
you'll understand once you see me in action.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:44 PM
Im afraid I never will because youre too lazy and afraid to man up and show us your cawk.

maks
04-03-2012, 09:49 PM
my cock, while quite impressive, pales in comparison to my posting skills.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 09:51 PM
Youre adorable

maks
04-03-2012, 10:01 PM
I am, yeah.

maks
04-03-2012, 10:36 PM
why should anyone love you you're an abomination

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:38 PM
If you have a nice penis I'll love you

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:51 PM
whats the harm in a little slap and tickle?

you scared?

:D

maks
04-03-2012, 10:55 PM
quite spoiled


you keep acting like being a leech is something to be proud of, what happened in your life to give you this undeserved sense of entitlement?

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 10:58 PM
I love sucking the everything out of my men

Whats wrong with being a leech? its tasty!

maks
04-03-2012, 11:01 PM
what's the point in existing if one does not contribute

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 11:02 PM
recepticles contribute.

give me your sea men, your monies, and your internets

I will devour it all

maks
04-03-2012, 11:05 PM
recepticles contribute.

give me your sea men, your monies, and your internets

I will devour it all

look you're a whore, nobody's doubting that you make positive contributions and improve the lives of everyone around you. This is about OB, he contributes nothing.

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 11:06 PM
You keep using that W word and it's just not making a sense

Im just looking for some long hard dick to love

Is that so bad?

maks
04-03-2012, 11:09 PM
no, it's not bad at all. being a whore is nothing to be ashamed of, it's the whole reason I brought you here.

maks
04-03-2012, 11:15 PM
My husband is quite happy with what I contribute. What do you contribute to your spouse. Oh, that's right you don't have one because you are a 4chan wanker boy!

I don't have one because I've evolved beyond the need for traditional gender roles you fucking teabagger

o0Battery0o
04-03-2012, 11:56 PM
maks

stop being mean to obnoxious bitch

hes just trying to express himself

thanks cutie