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Gentleman Doli
08-20-2013, 02:41 PM
In this thread we try to get Cag and Elezzzark back together, planning skype trolls, sending funny PMs to each other, msotly bcause elz is a thousand times better and cooler than camoron is now, and well cag needs a little more from her forum hunks

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:43 PM
i honestly don't know why cag, won't hang out with elz, i mean he is right around where she lives, like her social calendar is so full she can't fit in a hour or 2 for a good friend like elz

juji
08-20-2013, 02:43 PM
If she is my wife, I would have extra 1000 on welfare

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:45 PM
You wouldn't get a dime of welfare if you were my husband.

juji
08-20-2013, 02:46 PM
You wouldn't get a dime of welfare if you were my husband.

You would be beaten if you were my wife

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:46 PM
nope he would social security disability works different, u can still have an income cag, become elz's wife, for 100 dollors usd a month,

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:47 PM
You would be beaten if you were my wife

HAHAHAHA thats why I AM NOT YOUR WIFE LMAO

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:47 PM
it's worht it cag, to get beaten by elz for that extra spending money u get from the fedarl goverment,

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:48 PM
Gotta be an easier way to get my hands on 100 bucks a month.

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:49 PM
I will probably end up having to marry elz if my drugdealer and i start going steady, you know, so I can support my drug dealer and his shitty life.

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:49 PM
maybe if u don't talk back or txt back or w/e to elz he would cut u in for a little more, each month, if u took your beatings like a man,

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:49 PM
maybe if u don't talk back or txt back or w/e to elz he would cut u in for a little more, each month, if u took your beatings like a man,

I can't help but scream when I'm getting horse kicked.

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:50 PM
or is it called a donkey punch?

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:51 PM
donkey punched, is getting close fisted punched in the cunt, according to girls i have done it to before,

Gentleman Doli
08-20-2013, 02:51 PM
go fort it elz, folow youre dreams

juji
08-20-2013, 02:51 PM
I will probably end up having to marry elz if my drugdealer and i start going steady, you know, so I can support my drug dealer and his shitty life.
No, dont do it because the governement watch us, you are forbidden to contact with drug dealers

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:52 PM
u see to fool the government, u have to actually be his wife, and do all the things a wife does, and love him honor him etc etc, they are pretty smart down at the federal building and will be able to tell if u are faking it,

always stevey
08-20-2013, 02:53 PM
whats it called when someone is fucking you from behind and they punch you in the back of the head?

Gentleman Doli
08-20-2013, 02:53 PM
whats it called when someone is fucking you from behind and they punch you in the back of the head?

thats called cags favorite position

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2013, 02:55 PM
more commonly referred to as "christmas dinner at lisa's house"

steveyos YOLO
08-20-2013, 03:10 PM
If she is my wife, I would have extra 1000 on welfare

And extra 3" of dick for her mouth

juji
08-20-2013, 03:52 PM
Yup blow job every day

reno
08-20-2013, 04:39 PM
Yup blow job every day

jon
08-20-2013, 04:45 PM
whats it called when someone is fucking you from behind and they punch you in the back of the head?

donkey punch

and if you grab the corner of their mouth with one finger at the same time, it's fish hook donkey punch

Camoron
08-20-2013, 05:25 PM
listen you big headed little freak, if you dont stop making fun of me im going to have a serious mental breakdown and cry live on tinychat, now is that what you want

Gentleman Doli
08-20-2013, 05:47 PM
listen you big headed little freak, if you dont stop making fun of me im going to have a serious mental breakdown and cry live on tinychat, now is that what you want

Why would u talk to Cag like that?

Camoron
08-21-2013, 07:27 AM
:goodone:

Autistic Spectrum
08-21-2013, 09:15 AM
cameron have u talked to cag lately, are you 2 still close, or did doli finally break you 2 up, so he could have her all to himself,

steveyos
08-21-2013, 09:43 AM
cag I have unlimited free weed and am not attracted to you and think you're plain paper marry me I can useyou to roll joints

Autistic Spectrum
08-21-2013, 09:50 AM
cag is really cute, i love how u guys try to play it off, like she's a beast or something,

m0nde
08-21-2013, 09:51 AM
cag has the hottest voice i've ever (not) heard

Autistic Spectrum
08-21-2013, 09:53 AM
she fixed her mic, and she sounds like a mix between valley girl and angry starbucks barista

m0nde
08-21-2013, 09:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc61ONXClhA

steveyos
08-21-2013, 11:44 AM
super cute

Autistic Spectrum
08-21-2013, 11:51 AM
cag is a little pixie, she is not only really nice, but she is also pretty easy on the eyes!

steveyos
08-21-2013, 11:56 AM
super cool