if you could be a part of any story series that ramen has read, what would it be?

[Ramen]

^_^

[juji]

Owen Wilson

[Garfield]

which one was my boy ryan g in?

[Autistic Spectrum]

letters from penthouse

[Boar]

i already roleplay harry potter every day so that one

[Ramen]

letters from penthouse

hustler fantasies.... get it right!!

I'm not class enough for penthouse...

[Camoron]

percy jackson, i wanna be the son of Thor

[rose west]

I don't know which stories you've read because I abhor tales about homos.

[Gentleman Doli]

letters from penthouse

came here 2 psot this,

[Cody]

no xanth novels?

[Ramen]

lol no one wants panem.....

[Cody]

you need to read the first 10 xanth novels

[Ramen]

you need to read the first 10 xanth novels

what are they? Fantasy, SciFi?

[BatteriWyfe]

lol no one wants panem.....maybe that's because it's a place, not a person.

[Ramen]

maybe that's because it's a place, not a person.

too lazy to have worded it properly but you know what I meant....

[BatteriWyfe]

ok I'll be the fictional nation of panem then

[Cody]

what are they? Fantasy, SciFi?

fantasy, a spell for chameleon is the first one, if you liked hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and magic kingdom for sale you'll love it, its pretty much a dead cross between the two, being that the humor is very british and silly even though piers anthony is 'murican, but its set in another parallel world where people have magic (mostly)

I think you'll like the chocolate moose.

[rubycalaber]

the wizarding world of harry potter: only interesting if you are born magical and then it is boring as fuck, the average wizard/witch seems to be less powerful than the average human, since the magic you learn at school is limited and gay and they shun technology that can do more impressive stuff than their legal spells, like why the fuck do they use owls to send letters, its called a phone you fucking freaks, only worth picking if you are gonna be a dark wizard badass motherfucker or a order of the pheonix magic operator which is too much work for me

panem in the hunger games: fucking fascist post apocalypse hell where the most interesting thing is being forced into a death match why would you ever pick this (unless you are Obama)

the gay vampire and werewolf world of twilight: this is the best because it is real life but you can BECOME supernatural, it is also way safer than harry potter or percy jackson since there are never threats to the entire human race since the volturi keep vampires from drawing too much attention to themselves, so this, since I could be like bella and find myself a qtpi vampire gf to drink my blood and have a quasi-abusive relationship with and marry and hurt me from fucking me too roughly and turn me into a vampire so I can argue about nerd shit on the internet forever, this is also the best universe to be a vampire in because you're only weakness is another supernatural being tearing your head off and burning your body thats literally it, so as long as you dont really fuck with other supers you will actually live forever and not have to worry about anything except sparkling in the sunlight or whatever, and I would also drink the blood of hot human girls fuck being a gay vegan vampire

the world of percy jackson and the olympians: an other universe thats only interesting if you are born a supernatural being and it just seems kind of pointless and at best dangerous if other supernatural things come after you over olympian drama

[Ramen]

the wizarding world of harry potter: only interesting if you are born magical and then it is boring as fuck, the average wizard/witch seems to be less powerful than the average human, since the magic you learn at school is limited and gay and they shun technology that can do more impressive stuff than their legal spells, like why the fuck do they use owls to send letters, its called a phone you fucking freaks, only worth picking if you are gonna be a dark wizard badass motherfucker or a order of the pheonix magic operator which is too much work for me

panem in the hunger games: fucking fascist post apocalypse hell where the most interesting thing is being forced into a death match why would you ever pick this (unless you are Obama)

the gay vampire and werewolf world of twilight: this is the best because it is real life but you can BECOME supernatural, it is also way safer than harry potter or percy jackson since there are never threats to the entire human race since the volturi keep vampires from drawing too much attention to themselves, so this, since I could be like bella and find myself a qtpi vampire gf to drink my blood and have a quasi-abusive relationship with and marry and hurt me from fucking me too roughly and turn me into a vampire so I can argue about nerd shit on the internet forever, this is also the best universe to be a vampire in because you're only weakness is another supernatural being tearing your head off and burning your body thats literally it, so as long as you dont really fuck with other supers you will actually live forever and not have to worry about anything except sparkling in the sunlight or whatever, and I would also drink the blood of hot human girls fuck being a gay vegan vampire

the world of percy jackson and the olympians: an other universe thats only interesting if you are born a supernatural being and it just seems kind of pointless and at best dangerous if other supernatural things come after you over olympian drama

[timmy]

i'd be in the story where you and i run off together and start a family and live happily ever after

[timmy]

preferably somewhere with lots of dangerous animals, danger is sexy

[maks]

seems as good a time as any to mention that ramen licks butts

[Cody]

i'd be in the story where you and i run off together and start a family and live happily ever after


seems as good a time as any to mention that ramen licks butts

itt we see tim angling for some anal action

[m0nde]

in this thread and in a few others since he's changed his avatar to match dp's, we see cody attempting to lick ass as usual

[Cody]

monde idk wtf youre even talking about, seriously

[Boar]

lets discuss the fact that george rr martin will die before he ever finishes writing game of thrones because hes old and in terrible shape

[Cody]

lets discuss the fact that george rr martin will die before he ever finishes writing game of thrones because hes old and in terrible shape

lets not and discuss hot redheads that arent fat as fuck from guzzling beer every night.

[Boar]

i dont know where youre coming from or going to with this

[Boar]

i wonder if george rr martin has banged emilia clarke yet :what:

[Boar]

i think im in love with emilia clarke and i will scream it from the highest mountain (mt everest which is 29029ft or 8848m)

[Cody]

i dont know where youre coming from or going to with this

http://i.imgur.com/wsbqLiq.png

lol big sweater to hide beergut, check.

[Boar]

oh yeah hats right im iwascurel

[Boar]

id forget my own head if it wasnt covered in a thick layer of skin thats wrapped around the rest of my body

[m0nde]

oh yeah hats right im iwascurelshit i almost forgot, sorry

[Cody]

brb gonna go kill some mottled boars in durotar

[Boar]

hi yes this is iwascruel checkin in on rubynet .com

[Boar]

cody has discovered my grand troll and outed the alt account ive used for 8 years that no one has ever paid attention to

[Cody]

brb calling the new york aussie consolate to tell their IT department to search for this URL in their database becuase porn drugs and terrorist threats.

[m0nde]

good job attempting to get fucked by the state department over boar trolilng you without even trying

[Cody]

good job attempting to get fucked by the state department over boar trolilng you without even trying

good job believing ive ever called or texted anyone besides lisa and her methhead bf and his gf. and it worked to run her off but you faggots dropped the ball by being nice to her.

[m0nde]

well she's back with a vengeance

[Cody]

i did my best but its hard when nobody fucking helps.