me and cags firsr date. applebees or kfc

[Gentleman Doli]

Lol

[always stevey]

Sometimes I like to masturbate until I'm about to bust a fat load and then I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon. Just pissed the fuck off

[Gentleman Doli]

I dony now what q boner is

[always stevey]

is it normal for men to get boners while lifting weights?

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes, it is, i know this cause i lift weights/have a boner all day everyday

[always stevey]

tbh that is actually really creepy. i don't want to look at boners when im at the gym.

[Gentleman Doli]

Too bad bitch. Were men and we love boners,

[Gentleman Doli]

Too bad bitch. Were men and we love boners,

errr- wait. Wait! This isn't what I meant to say! :facepalm:

[always stevey]

I think I would cry if I saw a guy getting a boner in his yoga pants while he was lifting,

[rubycalaber]

sometimes your blood pressure goes up when you are exercising, totally natural to get hard when at the gym

[always stevey]

oh wow, this guy is taking me out for steaks tonight. I hope he's nice but he'll probably rape and beat me.

[always stevey]

sigh.

I bet after dinner he's gonna stop in the middle of fucking nowhere and pull his dick out. Then I'll have to argue with him for an hour about how i don't want to suck his dick and he'll leave me out there to fend for myself against mountain lions and cayotes.

[Gentleman Doli]

oh wow, this guy is taking me out for steaks tonight. I hope he's nice but he'll probably rape and beat me.

;-]

[Gentleman Doli]

Are you going to deny yourself this?

[macpro]

cag goes to the gym to see boners then spends half an hour rubbing her jj in a toilet stall.

[Gentleman Doli]

cag goes to the gym to see boners then spends half an hour rubbing her jj in a toilet stall.

Zing! Rack em marco

[always stevey]

cag goes to the gym to see boners then spends half an hour rubbing her jj in a toilet stall.

I don't need to go to the gym to if I want look at ugly guys and their boners. I can just go to my old job.

[Autistic Spectrum]

sometimes your blood pressure goes up when you are exercising, totally natural to get hard when at the gym

when is the last time you left your house to go to the gym ruby

[always stevey]

Are you going to deny yourself this?

lol

[steveyos YOLO]

I don't need to go to the gym to if I want look at ugly guys and their boners. I can just go to my old job.

Or visit your drug dealer

[Autistic Spectrum]

sigh.

I bet after dinner he's gonna stop in the middle of fucking nowhere and pull his dick out. Then I'll have to argue with him for an hour about how i don't want to suck his dick and he'll leave me out there to fend for myself against mountain lions and cayotes.
does every date you have end up with some sort of beating

[Autistic Spectrum]

Or visit your drug dealer

his names jerry and he's a very nice boy

[steveyos YOLO]

He sounds gross if he fucks fat girls and std infected midget strippers

[Boar]

rare video of first date


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pSgqbPKtxY

[steveyos YOLO]

Sorry cat avatar guy for saying bad stuff

[Autistic Spectrum]

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I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon
Since Jibbles has neglected his subforum duties (which is stupid because why would he ask the admins to give him one if he's never going to use it? ) I will build this thread up as Jibbles makes more posts. People from all over the world are going to log in simultaniously because they just can't wait to see which incredible Jibbles post I will pick next.

I'm going to put a lot of time and effort.. Think I might skim the spinflippy and oldpeoplekingdom boards to see what other literary treasures Jibbles spits from his fingertips.

Quote Originally Posted by Jibbles View Post
About to go get my swell on at the gym.

Getting pumped as a mother fucker.

Sometimes I like to masturbate until I'm about to bust a fat load and then I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon. Just pissed the fuck off. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... give me something to break.

Gonna bump the fuck out of Lim bizkit while I lift and play league of legends.

All about boosting those testosterone levels.


she lifted this from jibbles wtf,

[Gentleman Doli]

cag......................

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag cross posting like a mother fucker

[lnopia the great]

only reason jibbles thinss hes a t rex is because his arms are small as fuck

[always stevey]

hello forum people.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi caggles!

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag ........

[Gentleman Doli]

How did ur date go =)

[always stevey]

it was okay. really nice, quite dude and he's 6'5''

[steveyos]

6'5 eh.... yup, she's dating camoron

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, how many bruises did u get, that's what u should gage your dates on

[steveyos]

eh hits his head on doorway and doesn't afraid of anything!

[Gentleman Doli]

He's 6'6" now. A day has gone bye and he is a growing boy

[steveyos]

since your post he is now 6'8

[always stevey]

0 bruises.

[Autistic Spectrum]

did u have to climb up his shirt to give him a good night kiss cag

[steveyos]

u kno what come next :twisted:

[steveyos]

cag hop up on my shoulders so you can see out the window

[always stevey]

pretty much.

[Autistic Spectrum]

short people should not mate with tall people, u end up with medium size children and nobody wants that

[steveyos]

*cag changing a lightbulb que monty python skit*

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm gonna set u up with my cousin jerry he lives out there around you cag, i think he's got a gf now but i'm not really sure, last i knew he was living with some fat chick but i think that's his roomate,

[always stevey]

no. i like guys who can smash me. short guys have mental problems

[always stevey]

anyway, there's a crazy drunk living at my dates house. He gets so fucked up drunk and I saw him peeking at everyone through window with a gun.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that u in like 2 years the way u are going cag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

drinking gin at 9am, waving your gun around at the computer screaming JIBBBLES U MOHTER FUCKER

[always stevey]

yeah literally. he came out of his room and gawked at us with his mouth open for like 10 minutes. everyone told him to fuck off

[always stevey]

gin. ew

[always stevey]

who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

[Autistic Spectrum]

smart thinking tell a drunk crazy guy with a gun 2 fuck off

[always stevey]

he keeps the gun in his room (the garage) i asked them about it and they said he does it all the time. You can't leave any alcohol lying around there. he wasn't allowed to drink with us.

[always stevey]

they said they have to slap him to keep him in line.

[Cody]

who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

niggers and my mother in law thats who

[UofLCardfan08]

who the fuck drinks gin? it's mixer and complete crap.

niggers

[UofLCardfan08]

niggers


http://youtu.be/0Cxr1-b6Xkc

niggers

[Cody]

niggers and my mother in law thats who


niggers

:swoon: omg grampyhack if i wasnt married id be omw to kentucky right now!

[always stevey]

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I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon
Since Jibbles has neglected his subforum duties (which is stupid because why would he ask the admins to give him one if he's never going to use it? ) I will build this thread up as Jibbles makes more posts. People from all over the world are going to log in simultaniously because they just can't wait to see which incredible Jibbles post I will pick next.

I'm going to put a lot of time and effort.. Think I might skim the spinflippy and oldpeoplekingdom boards to see what other literary treasures Jibbles spits from his fingertips.

Quote Originally Posted by Jibbles View Post
About to go get my swell on at the gym.

Getting pumped as a mother fucker.

Sometimes I like to masturbate until I'm about to bust a fat load and then I go the gym with perma blueballs like I'm a fucking T-rex with a hardon. Just pissed the fuck off. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... give me something to break.

Gonna bump the fuck out of Lim bizkit while I lift and play league of legends.

All about boosting those testosterone levels.


she lifted this from jibbles wtf,

lmao

[always stevey]

And I would pick kfc for the macaronis