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NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 03:46 AM
Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?

If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 03:55 AM
that is all

bye

blumpkin blownuts
04-04-2012, 03:56 AM
You'll find what you are looking for in the City of Garland, Texas

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 04:00 AM
none of us are from RH don't you EVER associate us with that shithole EVER AGAIN

blumpkin blownuts
04-04-2012, 04:01 AM
i was just playing this too, ugh fuckin creepy as
uA2tlvr3-xE&fmt=18&autoplay=1

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 04:04 AM
i'm figuring things out here...
both battery and this new person came from the eminem boards
my guess is there was some dude named "Yum" there and they were in love with him and now they think every male on the internet is possibly this same "Yum" guy

blumpkin blownuts
04-04-2012, 04:04 AM
DO THIS RIGHT NOW
OPEN A NEW TAB OF THIS THREAD
and try to get the videos to time up so the beat goes from 2/4 to 4/4 .... bricks shall be shat
i am totally making an industrial remake of this song now for my next project, i already have 3-4 tracks that fuse funk with coldwave
and no im not letting any of you fuckers hear any of it ever

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 04:04 AM
gotta broken heart? wanna talk about it?

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 04:05 AM
DO THIS RIGHT NOW
OPEN A NEW TAB OF THIS THREAD
and try to get the videos to time up so the beat goes from 2/4 to 4/4 .... bricks shall be shat
i am totally making an industrial remake of this song now for my next project, i already have 3-4 tracks that fuse funk with coldwave
and no im not letting any of you fuckers hear any of it ever
lol.

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 05:41 AM
i'm figuring things out here...
both battery and this new person came from the eminem boards
my guess is there was some dude named "Yum" there and they were in love with him and now they think every male on the internet is possibly this same "Yum" guyBasically you are wrong, both of those Battery's are impersonating trolls of my usual screen name, they are in fact no-life losers obsessed with my ass from 'RH' OR as I was sussing out they could be a long time troll of mine from the EMINEM forum who I call 'Yum' for who I actually have a soft spot for. If it is not my Yum nuts troll *lick* then they are in fact drop-kicks from RH, neither of them are Lisa (me) or the original Battery as that is in fact me and this loser is regurgitating some of my posts I made there mixed in with their own retard comments. If it is my Yum he will know what to post to let me know it's him, and short of it being Yum then that is my only interest here, I'm love sick for Jibbles but he chooses losers like that over me so I just want to know if it is Yum so that I can hump his leg and then go and let him suffer

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 10:55 AM
well since youre here now anyways, stay a while

maks
04-04-2012, 11:08 AM
We could always use a third incarnation of the same whore

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 11:41 AM
half the forum here is in love with you keep posting, just don't bring any fags from RH with you,
that jibbles guy isn't welcome

maks
04-04-2012, 11:49 AM
Oh yeah, I second that. Jiggles is godawful. That goes for your other boyfriend too, that spic Santos.

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 04:18 PM
I haven't even looked back at RH since after I logged off and got a PM about an "infraction" for saying "Eric" which when I came back to enquire about I was barraged by that snot faced twerp Mud who was screaming "I'M THE QUEEN!" in my topics while sending me multiple "infractions" and this was also compounded by the other sheep minded losers who jumped on that bandwagon sending me multiple "infractions".

I had thought the mods and admins were good there, I usually do not get along with admins as most of them are total fuckheads who need to get a real job instead of reading all my posts, as it turned out with a couple of exceptions some of their 20 or so fucking admins are in fact no-life douchebags.

You already have a couple of my loser fans here impersonating me and as none of them have come forward as my pet Yum then I think I'll be off.

oOBatteryOc
04-04-2012, 04:28 PM
Oh yeah, I second that. Jiggles is godawful. That goes for your other boyfriend too, that spic Santos.

lol

I love you

lnopia the great
04-04-2012, 04:30 PM
please make a goodbye thread so this can be official

lnopia the great
04-04-2012, 04:31 PM
muwhaahahhaha

oOBatteryOc
04-04-2012, 04:36 PM
I haven't even looked back at RH since after I logged off and got a PM about an "infraction" for saying "Eric" which when I came back to enquire about I was barraged by that snot faced twerp Mud who was screaming "I'M THE QUEEN!" in my topics while sending me multiple "infractions" and this was also compounded by the other sheep minded losers who jumped on that bandwagon sending me multiple "infractions".

I had thought the mods and admins were good there, I usually do not get along with admins as most of them are total fuckheads who need to get a real job instead of reading all my posts, as it turned out with a couple of exceptions some of their 20 or so fucking admins are in fact no-life douchebags.

You already have a couple of my loser fans here impersonating me and as none of them have come forward as my pet Yum then I think I'll be off.

I am the REAL Lisa you phoney hag

oOBatteryOc
04-04-2012, 04:36 PM
that is all

bye

lol

o0Battery0o
04-04-2012, 06:56 PM
Will the real Lisa please stand up?

ohohohoho

oOBatteryOo
04-04-2012, 06:57 PM
Will the real Lisa please stand up?

ohohohoho

I hate that you took my virginity. I waited for a good guy and got blinded by your incredible acting skills, when I think you secretly hate women because your mom divorced your dad. I hate that you had a above average sized penis that I still think about. I hate that I had an orgasm everytime we had sex. I hate that I was so weak that I lost 18 lbs and was miserable with sleepless nights for so long after you left me. i hate that you were so so cold and tore my naive little heart out and acted like things werent as emotionally deep as they were. I hate that I made up fake guys on facebook to make you jealous. I am happy it worked. I hate that you started to like another girl, I think I drove you to it with this weird facebook competition between us. I hated her and felt bad for her because I knew there was a good chance you would hurt her. it actually comforted me that she resembles me in ways (rebound much?). I watched and stalked many pubic sites that had to deal with you because I am very tech savy. I love that it seems like you cant cut yourself away from talking to me. I love that you told me you were not with that girl anymore. you made her seem like a bitch. I loved seeing you hurt by this. I hated that she could make you feel like that (but remember you acted the same with me sometimes) I love that I finally realized that youre crazy in the head and love playing the victim in relationship issues and you thrive on emotional drama. I hate seeing her pretty face turn from pretty healthy and happy to skinny desperate and stressed with crazy eyes. No woman deserves this, and I wish I could talk to her, but them my stalking ways would be known and I can’t have that. I love that when I look in the mirror I see a incredibly fit body that men would love and girl have jealously over. I love that I have thick long hair and large friendly eyes I love that when masturbate with my slim finger I realize that I am still tight and that the next man I have will pleasure me just fine, especially after I make sure he is the right guy this time. I hate that I still love you and wish you the best when you dont deserve it. I realize that because you are probably crazy that every woman is probably in for some hurting when they come in contact with you. Part of me misses what you were to me before you unveiled yourself. I hope and pray my next guy with be my husband and that his penis is better that yours, just because. I love that I am finally starting to feel normal again and am fine with the fact that I probably still think about you from time to time…

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 06:59 PM
I haven't even looked back at RH since after I logged off and got a PM about an "infraction" for saying "Eric" which when I came back to enquire about I was barraged by that snot faced twerp Mud who was screaming "I'M THE QUEEN!" in my topics while sending me multiple "infractions" and this was also compounded by the other sheep minded losers who jumped on that bandwagon sending me multiple "infractions".

I had thought the mods and admins were good there, I usually do not get along with admins as most of them are total fuckheads who need to get a real job instead of reading all my posts, as it turned out with a couple of exceptions some of their 20 or so fucking admins are in fact no-life douchebags.

You already have a couple of my loser fans here impersonating me and as none of them have come forward as my pet Yum then I think I'll be off.

i can assure you, no such non-sense is going to happen to you here, nobody gives a shit about the rules

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 07:02 PM
I'll be your Yum for you :naughty:

oOBatteryOc
04-04-2012, 07:21 PM
Will the real Lisa please stand up?

ohohohoho

Stop mocking me and give my name back slag

oOBatteryOc
04-04-2012, 07:23 PM
I hate that you took my virginity. I waited for a good guy and got blinded by your incredible acting skills, when I think you secretly hate women because your mom divorced your dad. I hate that you had a above average sized penis that I still think about. I hate that I had an orgasm everytime we had sex. I hate that I was so weak that I lost 18 lbs and was miserable with sleepless nights for so long after you left me. i hate that you were so so cold and tore my naive little heart out and acted like things werent as emotionally deep as they were. I hate that I made up fake guys on facebook to make you jealous. I am happy it worked. I hate that you started to like another girl, I think I drove you to it with this weird facebook competition between us. I hated her and felt bad for her because I knew there was a good chance you would hurt her. it actually comforted me that she resembles me in ways (rebound much?). I watched and stalked many pubic sites that had to deal with you because I am very tech savy. I love that it seems like you cant cut yourself away from talking to me. I love that you told me you were not with that girl anymore. you made her seem like a bitch. I loved seeing you hurt by this. I hated that she could make you feel like that (but remember you acted the same with me sometimes) I love that I finally realized that youre crazy in the head and love playing the victim in relationship issues and you thrive on emotional drama. I hate seeing her pretty face turn from pretty healthy and happy to skinny desperate and stressed with crazy eyes. No woman deserves this, and I wish I could talk to her, but them my stalking ways would be known and I can’t have that. I love that when I look in the mirror I see a incredibly fit body that men would love and girl have jealously over. I love that I have thick long hair and large friendly eyes I love that when masturbate with my slim finger I realize that I am still tight and that the next man I have will pleasure me just fine, especially after I make sure he is the right guy this time. I hate that I still love you and wish you the best when you dont deserve it. I realize that because you are probably crazy that every woman is probably in for some hurting when they come in contact with you. Part of me misses what you were to me before you unveiled yourself. I hope and pray my next guy with be my husband and that his penis is better that yours, just because. I love that I am finally starting to feel normal again and am fine with the fact that I probably still think about you from time to time…

you phoney slag stop impersonating me. I have reported you to the highest level and your downfall will be rapid.

lnopia the great
04-04-2012, 07:52 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Plug Drugs
04-04-2012, 08:12 PM
O.o

rootbeer
04-04-2012, 08:17 PM
hate that you took my virginity. I waited for a good guy and got blinded by your incredible acting skills, when I think you secretly hate women because your mom divorced your dad. I hate that you had a above average sized penis that I still think about. I hate that I had an orgasm everytime we had sex. I hate that I was so weak that I lost 18 lbs and was miserable with sleepless nights for so long after you left me. i hate that you were so so cold and tore my naive little heart out and acted like things werent as emotionally deep as they were. I hate that I made up fake guys on facebook to make you jealous. I am happy it worked. I hate that you started to like another girl, I think I drove you to it with this weird facebook competition between us. I hated her and felt bad for her because I knew there was a good chance you would hurt her. it actually comforted me that she resembles me in ways (rebound much?). I watched and stalked many pubic sites that had to deal with you because I am very tech savy. I love that it seems like you cant cut yourself away from talking to me. I love that you told me you were not with that girl anymore. you made her seem like a bitch. I loved seeing you hurt by this. I hated that she could make you feel like that (but remember you acted the same with me sometimes) I love that I finally realized that youre crazy in the head and love playing the victim in relationship issues and you thrive on emotional drama. I hate seeing her pretty face turn from pretty healthy and happy to skinny desperate and stressed with crazy eyes. No woman deserves this, and I wish I could talk to her, but them my stalking ways would be known and I can’t have that. I love that when I look in the mirror I see a incredibly fit body that men would love and girl have jealously over. I love that I have thick long hair and large friendly eyes I love that when masturbate with my slim finger I realize that I am still tight and that the next man I have will pleasure me just fine, especially after I make sure he is the right guy this time. I hate that I still love you and wish you the best when you dont deserve it. I realize that because you are probably crazy that every woman is probably in for some hurting when they come in contact with you. Part of me misses what you were to me before you unveiled yourself. I hope and pray my next guy with be my husband and that his penis is better that yours, just because. I love that I am finally starting to feel normal again and am fine with the fact that I probably still think about you from time to time…

Dustin
04-04-2012, 08:22 PM
i was just playing this too, ugh fuckin creepy as
uA2tlvr3-xE&fmt=18&autoplay=1

good tune

rootbeer
04-04-2012, 08:24 PM
good tune

imaging that starts playing when bob hughes walks into his local porn shop. he starts winking at everybody and walkinng down the aisle like john trovolta in saturday night fever.

maks
04-04-2012, 08:27 PM
Thread is now about the melvins

yGICI8z3SrQ

NortyNippy.
04-04-2012, 08:33 PM
Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?

If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.

Gentleman Doli
04-04-2012, 09:01 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 10:15 PM
Yum you cheeky bastard

what are you doing?

Are you a tad angry at me for something?

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 10:17 PM
yuk yuk yuk yuk HEEE!

lol

no cigar

so you're the infamous Cody... you know you are all they talk about at RH

Yum is here, I have received the clues lol

Yum's trolling I'm used to so I might stay just to annoy Yum

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 10:20 PM
Will the real Lisa please stand up?

ohohohoho

*humps your leg*

Yum. You seem a bit angry with me. This pleases me.

NortyNippy
04-04-2012, 10:27 PM
this forum is broken and so are the quotes

NortyNippy.
04-04-2012, 10:42 PM
Yum you cheeky bastard

what are you doing?

Are you a tad angry at me for something?

Stop talking to my Yum

NortyNippy.
04-04-2012, 10:43 PM
lol

no cigar

so you're the infamous Cody... you know you are all they talk about at RH

Yum is here, I have received the clues lol

Yum's trolling I'm used to so I might stay just to annoy Yum

lol

Stay and you will get banned like at Eminem

NortyNippy.
04-04-2012, 10:44 PM
*humps your leg*

Yum. You seem a bit angry with me. This pleases me.

Stop mimicking me

blumpkin blownuts
04-05-2012, 05:51 AM
Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?

If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.

idk lady maybe ask around in the herpestarium
nobody here came from eminem forums, lmfao

blumpkin blownuts
04-05-2012, 05:54 AM
oh nvm, i see you got your lizard
now both of yas clear on outta here

Plug Drugs
04-05-2012, 07:05 AM
Hey battery I listened to Eminem too.... when I was 12..

Wanna date?

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 09:28 AM
lol

Stay and you will get banned like at EminemThat only happened like once or twice in 11 years

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 09:30 AM
So what are you now? 25?

maks
04-05-2012, 09:30 AM
Nobody's going to ban you, I won't allow it.

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 09:33 AM
Well if I get banned I go away and then you just have 10,000 impersonators to deal with

lnopia the great
04-05-2012, 09:35 AM
it isnt like the real battery is posting fresh naked pictures anyway

maks
04-05-2012, 09:37 AM
Well if I get banned I go away and then you just have 10,000 impersonators to deal with

You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.

Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on :lizard:.com and go recruit Santos if you like.

maks
04-05-2012, 09:37 AM
Inopia what the hell happened to your sig?

lnopia the great
04-05-2012, 09:38 AM
i forgot i reorganized my photobucket so the link broke and i changed it to the first gif i saw

maks
04-05-2012, 09:39 AM
I'm not sure how I feel about this, I'm going to have to give it some thought and get back to you

blumpkin blownuts
04-05-2012, 09:59 AM
its a deso sig, i like it
i liekd the old one to. sure it wasa cat, but it was a two-frame mirror gif which i love, and it wasnt a lulcat with stupid fucking mispelled words, it just made me feel like i was gettingmy ass kicked something unmerciful, wheneverr it was on screen

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:05 AM
You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.

Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on :lizard:.com and go recruit Santos if you like.


There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here

blumpkin blownuts
04-05-2012, 10:07 AM
You'll never, ever, ever make it...




































.......out of Garland alive.

maks
04-05-2012, 10:10 AM
that cat was fucking badass

maks
04-05-2012, 10:11 AM
There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here

What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:16 AM
who got the other unrevealed info about me and who was able to impersonate yum? Riddle me that batman

then if that could be answered I'd like to know how to do that

maks
04-05-2012, 10:18 AM
who got the other unrevealed info about me and who was able to impersonate yum? Riddle me that batman

Someone who paid way too much attention to you on :lizard:.com probably, or someone who googled you. A stalker, essentially, you were right when you said it was a stalker, it is.

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Someone who paid way too much attention to you on :lizard:.com probably, or someone who googled you. A stalker, essentially, you were right when you said it was a stalker, it is.
getting the yum laugh right threw me

and one of my old screen names MissHap, pretty sure I didn't mention that

and wait a sec, I want to review these Batteries, one is Rose I'm pretty sure, one is maybe Jibbles but there is another one and if that one isn't yum then who was able to get that info

maks
04-05-2012, 10:25 AM
What's more likely, that this yum guy was randomly watching this forum waiting for you to someday show up here, or that the :lizard: people are fucking with you like they always do?

Plug Drugs
04-05-2012, 10:29 AM
that's the saddest story i've ever heard, she's so in love with some guy she met on the internet that she's developed a neurosis and thinks he's following her everywhere
OaRNrDaoMqw&autoplay=1

lnopia the great
04-05-2012, 10:30 AM
its a deso sig, i like it
i liekd the old one to. sure it wasa cat, but it was a two-frame mirror gif which i love, and it wasnt a lulcat with stupid fucking mispelled words, it just made me feel like i was gettingmy ass kicked something unmerciful, wheneverr it was on screen

yeah its pretty sweet i got a cat playing the guitar in disco lights too

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:30 AM
What's more likely, that this yum guy was randomly watching this forum waiting for you to someday show up here, or that the :lizard: people are fucking with you like they always do?no, yum may have followed me to RH and then posted here... but a lot isn't making sense, I'm going to stop talking to you now for a min and review these batterys because there is 3 I think and not one of them is me, I think I have 2 of them figured out... just... brb

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:32 AM
that's the saddest story i've ever heard, she's so in love with some guy she met on the internet that she's developed a neurosis and thinks he's following her everywhere
OaRNrDaoMqw&autoplay=1pffft relax dick

that would never happen to you

there is no neurosis, there is actually a number of my fake screen names here and they aren't me dickhead

maks
04-05-2012, 10:33 AM
Do what you gotta do. I think it's a little strange that "yum" didn't come up with these things until several hours after you asking him for them

maks
04-05-2012, 10:34 AM
that's the saddest story i've ever heard, she's so in love with some guy she met on the internet that she's developed a neurosis and thinks he's following her everywhere
OaRNrDaoMqw&autoplay=1

That's one of the symptoms of Abreu Syndrome

NortyNippy
04-05-2012, 10:38 AM
no I figured it out

Jibbles is just a genius is all

the other one was Rose and I don't give a shit about the rest of this shit now

maks
04-05-2012, 10:40 AM
great, now that this is settled lets discuss getting you to finger yourself on cam. when's a convenient time for you?

rootbeer
04-05-2012, 06:05 PM
oh five autoplays of the beatls thank you

Plug Drugs
04-05-2012, 06:41 PM
lol

NortyNippy.
04-05-2012, 06:56 PM
LOL

I was LadyHap in another forum but I never told anyone at RH

Yum must be here somewhere

Plug Drugs
04-05-2012, 07:26 PM
*comes in thread*
*3 autoplays start playing*
Hey, let's hit the back button

NortyNippy
04-06-2012, 05:24 AM
.

blumpkin blownuts
04-06-2012, 05:28 AM
what about your MissHap account? is that short for misshapen?

LadyKillmonger
10-01-2013, 09:41 AM
What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.lol

Autistic Spectrum
10-01-2013, 09:46 AM
Basically you are wrong, both of those Battery's are impersonating trolls of my usual screen name, they are in fact no-life losers obsessed with my ass from 'RH' OR as I was sussing out they could be a long time troll of mine from the EMINEM forum who I call 'Yum' for who I actually have a soft spot for. If it is not my Yum nuts troll *lick* then they are in fact drop-kicks from RH, neither of them are Lisa (me) or the original Battery as that is in fact me and this loser is regurgitating some of my posts I made there mixed in with their own retard comments. If it is my Yum he will know what to post to let me know it's him, and short of it being Yum then that is my only interest here, I'm love sick for Jibbles but he chooses losers like that over me so I just want to know if it is Yum so that I can hump his leg and then go and let him suffer

LadyKillmonger
10-01-2013, 09:47 AM
Man I'm so obsessed with yum

always stevey
10-01-2013, 09:47 AM
The nicest thing Maks has every said to me was "cag yor not Lisa"

LadyKillmonger
10-01-2013, 09:49 AM
used to have a love affair with maks that all went terribly wrong when I told him I don't need help to post a picture

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG MAKS???? *runs away crying*

LadyKillmonger
10-01-2013, 09:50 AM
The nicest thing Maks has every said to me was "cag yor not Lisa"you're a fucking fugly pathetic slag who has literally followed me around the internet and tried to pretend to be me

fuck off shovel face ape tits

Autistic Spectrum
10-01-2013, 09:51 AM
you're a fucking fugly pathetic slag who has literally followed me around the internet and tried to pretend to be me

fuck off shovel face ape tits

cat fight!!!

always stevey
10-01-2013, 09:53 AM
you're a fucking fugly pathetic slag who has literally followed me around the internet and tried to pretend to be me

fuck off shovel face ape tits

Lmao.

always stevey
10-01-2013, 11:09 AM
The nicest thing Maks has every said to me was "cag yor not Lisa"

always stevey
10-01-2013, 11:09 AM
Lmao

steveyos YOLO
10-01-2013, 11:14 AM
Stop it cat avatar guy. You're better than this?

always stevey
10-01-2013, 11:15 AM
*licks flag*