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BatteriWyfe
08-23-2013, 10:22 PM
pretty sure they put crack in their pizzas

rubycalaber
08-23-2013, 10:30 PM
do they not delivery pizzas to penguin island?

BatteriWyfe
08-23-2013, 10:40 PM
not dominos

they are too far away

BatteriWyfe
08-23-2013, 10:44 PM
actually I wish it wasn't saturday

there's more chance of being mobile drug tested

it can wait until monday, I think their pizzas are cheaper on monday tuesday and wednesday anyway

rubycalaber
08-23-2013, 11:23 PM
I'm glad I live in a country about 60 miles wide so you can get absolutely anything delivered in a few hours

and what the fuck is mobile drug tested, do the cops stop you on the road and make you piss in a cup for them?

BatteriWyfe
08-23-2013, 11:25 PM
nah it's a tongue swab drug test

they do it like breath testing, random

rubycalaber
08-24-2013, 12:00 AM
fuck the police :uzi:

rose west
08-24-2013, 12:21 AM
fuck the police :uzi:

http://i.imgur.com/raeX52E.jpg

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 12:25 AM
yeah I think I might still do it, looks like 1 and half hours each way

Cody
08-24-2013, 12:28 AM
dominoes is shit it figures lisa would go there papa johns or nothing

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 01:36 AM
"BBQ Duck & Blue Cheese


Roast duck, rasher bacon, baby spinach, mushroom, blue cheese, red onion & mozzarella on crème fraiche, topped with BBQ Sauce"

lol, topped with BBQ sauce

"Garlic Prawn


Prawns, baby spinach, fresh tomato, oregano & mozzarella on a crème fraiche base, topped with garlic sauce"

yeah and put duck and bacon on it too I reckon

Cody
08-24-2013, 01:48 AM
pics or it didnt happen

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 06:55 AM
well I did it

rest is in freezer, can have it all week now

maks
08-24-2013, 07:10 AM
drug testing without probable cause, nice country you got there

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 07:12 AM
well it's like random breath testing for drunk drivers

jon
08-24-2013, 07:17 AM
who freezes pizza

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 07:23 AM
I can't eat a whole pizza so I wrap it up and freeze it

then I just put a slice in the oven for 15 mins and it's like new

jon
08-24-2013, 07:30 AM
you can just put the pizza in the fridge instead of the freezer, it is processed food anyway, it will keep for two weeks

jon
08-24-2013, 07:30 AM
reheated is gross

cold pizza is awesome

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 07:41 AM
nah

this way is good

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 07:44 AM
you can eat your 2 week old cold pizza

I'll freeze mine straight away and after 15 mins in the oven eat like it's just been made straight out the oven

BatteriWyfe
08-24-2013, 07:46 AM
but you know what I did the other day?

I had a big mac from McDonalds I couldn't eat so I put it in the fridge, the next day I microwaved it for 30 seconds, turned it upside down and microwaved it for another 30 seconds and I expected it to be gross but really it tasted just the same

macpro
08-24-2013, 07:47 AM
drug testing without probable cause, nice country you got there




Orwellian indeed. Always wanted to visit AUS but not now. Off with the Queens head.

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 07:47 AM
pretty sure they put crack in their pizzas I wouldn't even drive the one kilometer to my nearest Domino's.It's corporate cardboard, not pizza.

jon
08-24-2013, 07:53 AM
hold up everyone the "woman" with the "dick" is going to tell us how to make decisions in life

skrizach
08-24-2013, 07:54 AM
Lmao you drove 3 hours for DOMINIOS.
White trash bush pig.

maks
08-24-2013, 08:12 AM
who freezes pizza

poor people

maks
08-24-2013, 08:14 AM
well it's like random breath testing for drunk drivers

you can't do that in the US either, the cops need to have a reason to suspect you're drunk before they can breath test you. Also you're still within your rights to refuse (though that's an automatic suspended license it beats doing jail time)

rootbeer
08-24-2013, 08:38 AM
actually I wish it wasn't saturday

there's more chance of being mobile drug tested

it can wait until monday, I think their pizzas are cheaper on monday tuesday and wednesday anyway
da fuk

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 09:30 AM
i used to work for the the penguin island mobile drug testing unit or the pimdt for short

always stevey
08-24-2013, 11:36 AM
And hour and a half is too far for some shitty pizza.

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 11:48 AM
And hour and a half is too far for some shitty pizza.

Domino's ain't pizza even shitty pizza.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 11:50 AM
Dominos sells pizza.

macpro
08-24-2013, 11:53 AM
Gloria sells BJs.

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 11:57 AM
Dominos sells pizza.

No, they sell corporate cardboard just like Wally's World sells in it's frozen "food" section. I take it you've never been to NYC so you wouldn't know what pizza is.

steveyos
08-24-2013, 12:07 PM
dominos pizza is the best pizza when cooked right thre's no better pizza on earth

timmy
08-24-2013, 12:11 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:12 PM
No, they sell corporate cardboard just like Wally's World sells in it's frozen "food" section. I take it you've never been to NYC so you wouldn't know what pizza is.

I actually don't like pizza.

timmy
08-24-2013, 12:13 PM
I actually don't like pizza.

What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:14 PM
Stop owning me pplease

Cody
08-24-2013, 12:27 PM
dominos pizza is the best pizza when cooked right thre's no better pizza on earth

papa john's is way better than dominows

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 12:30 PM
I actually don't like pizza.

Have you ever had the real thing from an authentic pizzeria in NYC?

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:31 PM
Have you ever had the real thing from an authentic pizzeria in NYC?

I've never been out that way.

steveyos
08-24-2013, 12:31 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

Cody
08-24-2013, 12:33 PM
fuck new york anybody can follow a god damned recipe in any fucking state in the union jew york shitty isnt anything but a cesspool of people with liberals disease

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:34 PM
I'd rather be surrounded by liberals than a bunch of redneck fools.

timmy
08-24-2013, 12:34 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhqe-5CvlUE

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 12:37 PM
I've never been out that way.

Then you don't know what pizza is to say you like it or not. I'll tell you three things it is not: 1) heavily processed corporate cardboard, 2) vegan/artisan politically correct creation 3) slop made by non-Italians

Cody
08-24-2013, 12:38 PM
I'd rather be surrounded by liberals than a bunch of redneck fools.

thats because you are a fucking liberal cag, youre a minority so of course youre going to be a lib, but the minority status you qualify for is a hypocrisy.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:38 PM
Bet you those new york kitchens are dirty as fuck.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:38 PM
thats because you are a fucking liberal cag, youre a minority so of course youre going to be a lib, but the minority status you qualify for is a hypocrisy.

Yeah I'm such a fucking minority that Obama was elected twice.

steveyos
08-24-2013, 12:39 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:39 PM
Before you begin spewing words at me, know what the fuck they mean. Comprendes mendes?

steveyos
08-24-2013, 12:40 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

Cody
08-24-2013, 12:40 PM
Yeah I'm such a fucking minority that Obama was elected twice.

ok make that a double minority, a woman and a retard.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:42 PM
ok make that a double minority, a woman and a retard.

this is coming from a guy who does a mexican's work.

macpro
08-24-2013, 12:49 PM
The whole West Coast is getting doused with radiation from Fukushima. o.b. and Gloria are going
to die. lol

you liberal freak fags.

steveyos
08-24-2013, 12:51 PM
What a way to say, "You want to do many sexual things to me".

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:55 PM
The whole West Coast is getting doused with radiation from Fukushima. o.b. and Gloria are going
to die. lol

you liberal freak fags.

the radiation is just pooring the fuck in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3XsOWPlIso

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:56 PM
lol at that video

macpro
08-24-2013, 12:59 PM
lol at Gloria.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 12:59 PM
marco the new cody trying to fit in

macpro
08-24-2013, 01:00 PM
die freaks.

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 01:01 PM
cag and marco do u guys remeber the time u had ironic cyber sex

macpro
08-24-2013, 01:03 PM
I beat her while ripping her ass apart with my large tool.

always stevey
08-24-2013, 01:04 PM
cag and marco do u guys remeber the time u had ironic cyber sex

It's too painful to talk about. Marco broke my heart.

Gentleman Doli
08-24-2013, 01:15 PM
starting to think cag might need 2 leave forever,,

always stevey
08-24-2013, 01:16 PM
shun the non-believer

Obnoxious Bitch
08-24-2013, 01:52 PM
thats because you are a fucking liberal cag, youre a minority so of course youre going to be a lib, but the minority status you qualify for is a hypocrisy.

I've got to agree with Gloria


Bet you those new york kitchens are dirty as fuck.

The ones not run by whites usually are.

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 03:34 PM
Who the fuck cares wtf it tastes like unless you have taste buds in hour ass since all you do is shit it out anyway

rose west
08-24-2013, 03:43 PM
Who the fuck cares wtf it tastes like unless you have taste buds in hour ass since all you do is shit it out anyway

You should care, you homo ass licker.

m0nde
08-24-2013, 04:32 PM
pretty sure they put crack in their pizzaswhy don't they have a penguin convoy to deliver to the island?

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 04:55 PM
You should care, you homo ass licker.

I know you want this dick you little bitch

rose west
08-24-2013, 04:58 PM
I know you want this dick you little bitch

I do...I have a tiny space left in my penis jar for an undersized one.

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 05:36 PM
As long as you use your pretty mouth to remove it, then it's all yours.

rose west
08-24-2013, 07:14 PM
As long as you use your pretty mouth to remove it, then it's all yours.

Why is that homo white man playing with that filthy niggers dick in your avatar?
Is that you?
It must be, you homo knee-jerk.

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 07:58 PM
You are pretty.

skrizach
08-24-2013, 08:11 PM
And hour and a half is too far for some shitty pizza.

EACH WAY
:ROFL:

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:12 PM
honestly it's not like she had anywhere else to go, or anything to do,

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:13 PM
if it takes you 90 minutes to drive 60 miles then idk what to say get better roads i guess

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:13 PM
reemmeber this is rural island in australia were talking about, not exactly rush hour traffic in LA

Cody
08-24-2013, 08:14 PM
she probably drives a ford tippex

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:15 PM
what u wanted her to speed, there and speed back home, it's not like she's gotta get home for anything, oh man i gotta go 90 so i can make a few more posts on an internet forum full of people who make fun of me all day,

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:15 PM
i'm glad lisa is going places and now has a hobby, of eating pizza, it's good for her to get out of the house once a month

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:17 PM
she woiuld have to do 40 mph the whole way forit to take an hour and a half, jut saying im pretty good at math i figured that in my head because im an genious.

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:18 PM
she should have done a walk a about there,

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:19 PM
that's right i know what a walk about it is, i am very schooled in australian culture

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:19 PM
marks98 can come well go on a rollabout

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:20 PM
stevey can come well go on a goutabout

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:20 PM
OB can come well go on a dickabout

Cody
08-24-2013, 08:32 PM
she woiuld have to do 40 mph the whole way forit to take an hour and a half, jut saying im pretty good at math i figured that in my head because im an genious.

dude youve seen how fast she talks and how slow she reacts, 40mph in a car to her is like warp factor 7

Camoron
08-24-2013, 08:33 PM
codey can come well go on a paintabout

Autistic Spectrum
08-24-2013, 08:33 PM
i bet she takes her sweet ass time when she sucks a dick too,

Cody
08-24-2013, 08:40 PM
codey can come well go on a paintabout

:excited: im there man

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 09:30 PM
she probably drives a ford tippex

I think she said drives a Holden

Camoron
08-24-2013, 09:30 PM
holdens are good cars, i would drive a monaro or commodore

steveyos YOLO
08-24-2013, 09:42 PM
Some old man she use to bang bought it for her

Camoron
08-24-2013, 09:43 PM
id bang an old man for a holden

skrizach
08-24-2013, 11:13 PM
You got Holden Caulfield up in there?

rose west
08-24-2013, 11:20 PM
I got laid in the back seat of a Holden one time.

steveyos YOLO
08-25-2013, 02:37 AM
Because your fat ass wouldn't fit up front