What was the first thing you wanted to be growing up?

[blumpkin blownuts]

I wanted to be a cookie monster. Then I wanted to be a big huge brontosaurus!

[juji]

"Wooooo woooo woooo" -Hansel from Zoolander

[Gentleman Doli]

the human incarnation of the HIVirus

[Cody]

an archaeologist

[rubycalaber]

I always new I wanted to be a shut-in autist but if anyone asked I'd say a vet and I'd get mad props since that is realistic and all the other retards would say like an astronaut or the king or spiderman

[Cody]

nah, out behind out house we had a creek and it was full of quartz and pyrite, i had a hell of a collection but i sold all of it to some new age shop for a pittance when i was like 12 and bought myself a RC car.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i know of a secret creek bend in KY to get geodes by the truckload

[steveyos YOLO]

A heterosexual.

[rootbeer]

computer person, low and behold i still love computers but know jack shit about them

[rootbeer]

A heterosexual.

there's still time wendy

[jon]

wheni was six i told my parents "i want to be a white collar desk worker" and i was six i drew a picture of my future self just so and now i am and i'm good at it

[always stevey]

a dinosaur

[Autistic Spectrum]

stripper, with a heart of gold,

[m0nde]

i wanted to be a doctor :(

[steveyos YOLO]

there's still time wendy

don't think so rooty :lolno:

[always stevey]

stripper, with a heart of gold,
please... no more jokes at the expense of my career path.

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde you are sort of a pediatrician , so your dream kind of came true

[m0nde]

sort of

[always stevey]

I still have time to become an astronaut

[m0nde]

i heard they installed a stripper pole in the space station

[always stevey]

omg lol deep space 69 oh snapp

[always stevey]

omg lol deep space 69 oh snapp
lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

I still have time to become an astronaut

Height between 62 and 75 inches
http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/postsecondary/features/F_Astronaut_Requirements.html

sorry cag :(

[m0nde]

guinan was a bartender, you could do that

[maks]

I always wanted to kiss a girl and last week that dream finally came true

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, if you go back to stripping, maybe u could get a lab coat, and wear your glasses, and do science, on stage, :megafap:

[always stevey]

guinan was a bartender, you could do that

they'll never let me bartend in space god damnit. you have to be six feet tall. I am a blind (20/200) midget stripper.

[always stevey]

a blind midget stripper dripping in Russian piss which they will count as being mentally ill.. don't forget about the ADHD. I am a peasant. astronauts aren't made with peasants.

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe u could marry an astronaut, that's almost like being one cag

[always stevey]

if I was an astronaut I'd marry Gabi and tip cag a dollar at the bachelor party. oh wait I'm cag lol.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if i ever get around to finishing the rocket ship i started building i will shoot you into space,

[jon]

if I was an astronaut I'd marry Gabi and tip cag a dollar at the bachelor party. oh wait I'm cag lol.

doli gimmick

[always stevey]

I do not speak to racists directly.

[Cody]

i know of a secret creek bend in KY to get geodes by the truckload

sounds awesome, we'll saw them in half make money then tag team grampyhack while we're in the area.

[Boar]

always wanted to be the best poster on a dead gay nigger dick forum and let me tell you what guys some dreams really do come true

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry i stole your dream

[Boar]

dp you better back off bub i dont like all this talk about you being the best poster

[Cody]

ruby is best poster

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm the best poster

[Cody]

no fuck you ruby is best postertwef

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i know u are new or w/e but u can ask anyone who knows anything i am by far the best poster

[Cody]

perception is relative

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's a fact, a true fact