Intervention for Lisa

[Garfield]

As some of you may know, our dear friend and fellow poster, Lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, has had some debilitating events happen in her life that have caused her to turn to marihuana and alcohol, in my opinion the two most dangerous kinds. She has been absent for a while due to beign addicted to what she refers to as "nuggets." Lisa was a very bright girl with a promising future here.

If lisa ever meant anything to you, the next time you post beside her, the next time you leave her reputation, the next time you pm her, Make sure to tell her that you love her and that everything is going to be ok. Try to distract her from her nuggets, it is the least we as a community can do for one of our own lost in a deep dark place of marihuana addiction.

[Desolation]

adding to the awful

[Garfield]

kicking a dead horse

[BatteriWyfe]

as far as marijuana goes I'm too far gone and I'm never coming back

and I don't need to post when there are fuckheads making 200 posts a day about me

I don't drink often

[BatteriWyfe]

kicking a dead horseI'm not cag

[BatteriWyfe]

anyway what a great topic

I'll throw it in the pile with the other 50,000 fucktard posts about me

bye now

[always stevey]

Lisa went nuts and made a bunch of obsessive posts about me last night.

[always stevey]

I was like wtf

[BatteriWyfe]

um no I didn't

there is 200 posts you've made about me though you fugly dumb try-hard slag

[always stevey]

and ranting about people being mean and hurting her feelings.

[always stevey]

then she would log out and lurk the forums as a guest. she's nuts.

[always stevey]

I also noticed Lisa changed her avatar. At first she seemed so proud of that gif. what happened Lisa?

[rubycalaber]

I'm not cag

lisa making a funny post, wtf :stare:

[steveyos YOLO]

Leave her alone you obsessed fucktard jealous slagaholic losers

[Garfield]

I am just worried about lisa.

[Autistic Spectrum]

dear lisa,

fuck off and die,

signed

everyone

[Garfield]

im not signing that you heartless bitch

[steveyos]

cag, lisa, now who was that other one.....

[BatteriWyfe]

I am just worried about lisa.I don't even know about you anymore Garfield

are you real or just another sheeple tool

HOW DO I KNOW?

[steveyos]

garf is a VIP in the fjs crew, he's legit

[steveyos]

high ranking official of the fjs crew, future ceo of one of the garland branches

[Garfield]

what is real lisa? do you even know anymore? the marihuana nuggets have corrupted your brain, you are perceiving everybody as against you when we are all just trying to help. i know this isnt the real lisa, its just the nuggets talking.

please lisa if you are in there
somwhere,
come back.

[steveyos]

dude this thread is making me want mcdonalds chicken nuggets even though I should wait about two months before getting junk food because I just had chinese food but idk this thread is apparently about chicken mcnuggets and now I just, I don' tknow

[steveyos]

I took am a recovering mcnuggetaholic, maybe just ten.....

[Garfield]

nuggets are fine in moderation but when theyve taken over your entire life..

[steveyos]

this is why chemicals in food should be illegal, they fucking put shit in the nuggets to make it addicting it doesn't even taste good, mcdonalds and burger king taste like fucking shit, I can taste the chemicals, I know I'm gonna feel like crap, I know it's bad 4 me, but sometimes I just can' thelp myself, even after all these years of recovery

[BatteriWyfe]

what is real lisa? do you even know anymore? the marihuana nuggets have corrupted your brain, you are perceiving everybody as against you when we are all just trying to help. i know this isnt the real lisa, its just the nuggets talking.

please lisa if you are in there
somwhere,
come back....

[steveyos]

we're talking about mcdonalds now ok please stay on topic

[Garfield]

lisa has tested positive for off the chart marihuana nugget consumption

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa has tested positive for off the chart marihuana nugget consumption

if only I could inject it

[BatteriWyfe]

like there just HAS to be a way to get higher

[Garfield]

i want to be the first person to overdose on weed so i ruin it for everybody

[BatteriWyfe]

I think you'd just get a really good night's sleep

maybe that's my ultimate goal in life now, with my marijuana, memory foam mattress and $200 (my whole life's savings) pillow

I'm in a tracksuit

I have probably too many cushions on the couch, some of my pillows got upgraded to couch pillows when I bought my pillow and I already had too many cushions

so it's all about that

now if I would only sleep for more than 6 hours every 2 days that'd be great

[Gentleman Doli]

uh just take a benadryl if u want to fal asleep wtf

[BatteriWyfe]

see this is what I'm talking about you having no concept about irony actually is

it's not posting "Hitler SPATH NEDM!"

[Garfield]

yes doli you frontpager, its not about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a life

[Garfield]

10,000 nuggets when all you need is a hug

[BatteriWyfe]

yes doli you frontpager, its not about 10,000 spoons when all you need is a lifeneeding a life?

this is your topic, not mine

[Garfield]

lisa i was talking to doli, not everything is about you. i think the marihuana nugets are making you a little paranoid. i just want to help you

[Garfield]

you cant think clearly your mind is cloudy, the nuggets...have taken over

[BatteriWyfe]

are you fantastic wonderful people living fantastic wonderful lives?

Because I look at you pieces of shit and I want none of it

[Garfield]

then why are you here lisa, i think you know inside of yourself that you need help. the nuggets are tearing you apart

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa i was talking to doli, not everything is about you. i think the marihuana nugets are making you a little paranoid. i just want to help youoh

I thought that was directed at me

that's what I'm trying to figure out or not if you're trolling me

[BatteriWyfe]

it really doesn't sound right to say you've been torn apart by nuggets

[Garfield]

lisa, how in your state of mind do you consider wanting to help you get your life back together trolling?

[BatteriWyfe]

what?

[steveyos]

spath hitler nedm

[steveyos]

torn apart by nuggets

[BatteriWyfe]

spath hitler nedmnice use of irony there

[BatteriWyfe]

torn apart by nuggetslol

[steveyos]

hitler nuggets spath nedm spath hitler spath torn apart by spath

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's a meth junkie according to anne peterson and codey, i have heard the pod casts lisa, your a junkie slag,

[steveyos]

stop being such a bushpig dyke dp you better stop

[always stevey]

Lisa has two degrees and would never do meth. She'll do acid, heroine, cocaine, pcp, but she'd never do METH

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm pretty sure the most trusted name in online news the ruby and tek racist autism hour pod cast would not steer me wrong

[UofLCardfan08]

are you fantastic wonderful people living fantastic wonderful lives?

Because I look at you pieces of shit and I want none of it


Leave

[Cody]

dear lisa,

fuck off and die,

signed

everyone