my pussy hurts

[Desolation]

It aches

[blumpkin blownuts]

put aspirin in its food

[Gentleman Doli]

yeah I bet mom thinks Im cool.

[rootbeer]

thread is dead, baby

[blumpkin blownuts]

p.s. NEVER give a cat aspirin unless you want to kill it dead

[maks]

there are worse things in this world than a dead cat

[blumpkin blownuts]

the smell of a dead cat being one, like if it crawls under your house to die when the point of the aspirin cat-treats was to get it out from under the house forever

[maks]

I have a basement under my house so I'm not terribly concerned about that

[Plug Drugs]

i could entertain myself by reading marks and bob's conversations with each other all day long

[maks]

I'm a bit of an expert on bob, we go way back I know how to help him realize his full potential

[Garfield]

man i thought of this really good thread an posted it on fjs then i was like aww shit more people will see it if i post it at rubynet so then i made two threads one on each forum

[maks]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/rvn3z/people_with_larges_on_there_foots/

[Garfield]

not clicking that ive never been to reddit and never will

[Garfield]

dont even know what it is, twitter format?

[Garfield]

jk never been to twitter either i assume its like a mainstream 4chan

[Garfield]

which i still cant figure out how to use

[Gentleman Doli]

Yeah i don't see why they make it so hard to navigate around in a message board full of old meme's, lolcats, and loli's.

The Three Wins.

[Gentleman Doli]

i stil dont know what a loli is other than vaguely related to pedophilia so

[blumpkin blownuts]

i stil dont know what a loli is other than vaguely related to pedophilia so

short for lolita
first it was a classic novel
then someone apparently made it into a manga or something and Japan was completely transformed it was like getting nuked all over again except this time the entire country and it lasts forever and it quickly poisoned the whole planet

[blumpkin blownuts]

in Japan it's very cosmopolitan to openly express sexual interest in schoolgirls

[maks]

short for lolita
first it was a classic novel
then someone apparently made it into a manga or something and Japan was completely transformed it was like getting nuked all over again except this time the entire country and it lasts forever and it quickly poisoned the whole planet

I wouldn't say it was transformed all that much, the novel was about a guy who married then murdered a woman so he could fuck her 12 year old daughter

[elezzark]

bump

[rubycalaber]

guess I've been fucking deso too hard :heh:


Yeah i don't see why they make it so hard to navigate around in a message board full of old meme's, lolcats, and loli's.

I don't know why there isnt an "expand all" button on reddit so you can, you know, actually follow a fucking conversation, but maybe there is and i just cant find it because the site is so badly designed, or the site knows it has no worth while conversations on it so it doesnt even bother

[rubycalaber]

yeah thats fucked too

another thing thats fucked is some of the fonts dont work

guess I'll have to step up my black magic rituals in the near future

[maks]

yeah thats fucked too

another thing thats fucked is some of the fonts dont work

guess I'll have to step up my black magic rituals in the near future

that's a 'feature' all the forums I've seen running newer vbulletin either do that or shrink the picture and hyperlink it to the full sized version

[Camoron]

my dick hurts

[Camoron]

and my ass

[maks]

all day long I wanted to come home and smoke a joint and now that I'm here I'm too tired and don't even feel like it this could be the first day I haven't smoked in like 2 years

[elezzark]

dont puss out

[elezzark]

after a long hard days of work i come home and sit down and blaze a joint and light up to this song while i load up my cmd.exe and get hackin away on the internet

P_2ssw-RsNw

[elezzark]

aw ye im so good at scoutzknifez

[Gentleman Doli]

my pussy hurts

[lnopia the great]

all day long I wanted to come home and smoke a joint and now that I'm here I'm too tired and don't even feel like it this could be the first day I haven't smoked in like 2 years

just packed a huge bowl man u raedy

[maks]

dont puss out

it's not pussing out it's more like why bother if I'm not going to enjoy it and go immediately to bed


just packed a huge bowl man u raedy

I'm not, that's my point

[maks]

FINE I'll roll a fucking pinner if it will get you guys off my back

[Plug Drugs]

don't do it, you have so much more to get high from!
go buy a bottle of thirty 15mg dxm gelcaps from your local pharmacy. Eat the bottle

[maks]

I'll bet you actually know of a pharmacy that's open at 1:30

[Plug Drugs]

walgreens 24/7 pharmacy

[Garfield]

who changed cheyeahs name to desolation?

[Gentleman Doli]

unghhhh my pussy hurts

[Gentleman Doli]

unghhhh i just ate toast

[Gentleman Doli]

-_- Kawai desu-san

[elezzark]

i can keep a secret

[rootbeer]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffleszz,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't do it, you have so much more to get high from!
go buy a bottle of thirty 15mg dxm gelcaps from your local pharmacy. Eat the bottle

know where i can get rid of about 4.5g of DXM HBr, USP?

I took DXM on the order of 45-60mg daily for half a year and ended up with bromide poisoning.
Yeah, the fucking salt portion of the drug is toxic with a week-long half life how awesome is that. That's about as blatant a motive for mass murder as putting tylenol/apap in vicoden and percocet formulations.

[blumpkin blownuts]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffleszz,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

i've seen this, where is it from?

did i post this in 2009 trying to be ironic and hateful?

[boobz]

i've seen this, where is it from?

did i post this in 2009 trying to be ironic and hateful?

do you often wish you could go back in time to when it was a simpler life? when things weren't so bad?

[blumpkin blownuts]

2009 was quite possibly the worst year of my life, boobz
with maybe 1% of it having to do with this place or anything on the internet

[blumpkin blownuts]

other than the fact that im afraid to go to my doctor because i have the insides of a fucking mummy, the past couple years were satisfactory

[boobz]

2009 was quite possibly the worst year of my life, boobz
with maybe 1% of it having to do with this place or anything on the internet

I can understand. The whole thing of this place being a part of your undoing was just trolling bro, and it wasn't even me. I hope you are on the way up now.

[Plug Drugs]

i've seen this, where is it from?

did i post this in 2009 trying to be ironic and hateful?

its been around for years it just gets copy pasted over and over
whether or not it was an actual 14 year old girl who wrote it is disputable

[blumpkin blownuts]

I can understand. The whole thing of this place being a part of your undoing was just trolling bro, and it wasn't even me. I hope you are on the way up now.

In all seriousness and turthfulness, The only ppl who post here daily or even weekly are the sort with little time to waste and are the type to be very content with their lives and very busy all the time making money or love or both.

Ok so marks posts alot, and actually sounds like he just might be happy. MARKS98.

NSFW may "undo" the IRL lives of people you know, but none that I do.
Has anyone had a rougher time than barry? How hasn't he killed himself yet unless possibly, just possibly, nobody in his RL gives a fuck about a bunch of amerifags at gay nigger forums.

well some people really know what i went thru from most of '09 thru early '10 if you don't then don't fucking ask, i don't need anymore care from internet people.

[blumpkin blownuts]

and now MY pussy hurts, you fucking idiots i hate all of you

[Plug Drugs]

not me man i'm no lifing it 24/7 on the internet until my mommy has had enough of my shenanigans and i'm out on my ass again

[blumpkin blownuts]

Just don't do somethign unforgiveable.

I don't care how shitty or not any of your parents have been to you. Call them. Or stop long enough in a common area to smile, say bye, put on happy face if you live with them. I got about three to five years to go before mine will be nearing end-of-life care, and I'm not putting them in a goddamn home. When they're gone I'll finally be alone wiht not a single person to bitch at me about my energetic medicine experiments, or my substance usage.

Yeah, when the boomers arw gone, the remainder of society is flying blind.
But left undisturbed, deep underground, I'm going to be happier than the biggest Wall Street dbag on bonus day.

[rootbeer]

In all seriousness and turthfulness, The only ppl who post here daily or even weekly are the sort with little time to waste and are the type to be very content with their lives and very busy all the time making money or love or both.

Ok so marks posts alot, and actually sounds like he just might be happy. MARKS98.

NSFW may "undo" the IRL lives of people you know, but none that I do.
Has anyone had a rougher time than barry? How hasn't he killed himself yet unless possibly, just possibly, nobody in his RL gives a fuck about a bunch of amerifags at gay nigger forums.

well some people really know what i went thru from most of '09 thru early '10 if you don't then don't fucking ask, i don't need anymore care from internet people.

yeah hun u been through a lot here lay down in your grave while i play you the worlds smallest violin

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah hun u been through a lot here lay down in your grave while i play you the worlds smallest violin

could've used you and your violin at the funerals for two grandparents and an uncle and aunt that all died within a year
plus other shit that wasn't as bad but certainly not helpful
now fuck off, and don't bring me up again - that goes for everybody, (monde)

[lnopia the great]

that qoes for everybody

[rubycalaber]

unghhhh i just ate toast

is it bad that I miss interut?


In all seriousness and turthfulness, The only ppl who post here daily or even weekly are the sort with little time to waste and are the type to be very content with their lives and very busy all the time making money or love or both.

Ok so marks posts alot, and actually sounds like he just might be happy. MARKS98.

NSFW may "undo" the IRL lives of people you know, but none that I do.
Has anyone had a rougher time than barry? How hasn't he killed himself yet unless possibly, just possibly, nobody in his RL gives a fuck about a bunch of amerifags at gay nigger forums.

well some people really know what i went thru from most of '09 thru early '10 if you don't then don't fucking ask, i don't need anymore care from internet people.

rubynet confirmed for enriching lives

[Desolation]

my clit is sore

[siburke939]

button it bubble butt

[maks]

is it bad that I miss interut?


not half as much as I do...

[rootbeer]

yeah i miss the worst poster, but then i woke up

[lnopia the great]

before you came into my life i missed you so bad