my vagina is eating itself ow :0

[always stevey]

I'm going to rip my uterus out with a shop vac. it doesnt do anything except bleed and lets face the facts I really don't need kidds

[always stevey]

I wonder if ob has any good advice for this sudden bout of weed fueled dysmorphia

[always stevey]

help! I'm literally about to jam my fist up there and tear this shit out. I feel like a swollen tick

[steveyos YOLO]

Refer to it as your pussy from now on because the word vagina sounds so gross.

Post pics and maybe someone can help you...

[always stevey]

there is a giant tampon stuffed inside it right now.

[always stevey]

this thread is number one. lol Mercedes number one

[always stevey]

bump for the most important of rubynet threads.

[m0nde]

you're disgusting

[always stevey]

you're disgusting

the tampon is as big as a Pepsi can. lol

[juji]

fuck off

[m0nde]

hahaha, i just reaslized this is in the lisard area
cag why are you posting in the lisard area? is it just to piss off the reptiles?

[m0nde]

taking shit seriously on a gay nigger dick forum

did you download steam or not? be sure to add elezzzark once you're done

[always stevey]

deep down you're all impressed with thread and the gargantuan o ring I have stuffed inside me.

[m0nde]

is that like the space shuttle o-ring that caused columbia to blow up?

i picture you suddenly bursting and spewing period blood everywhere after an o-ring failure

[always stevey]

talking about my period with monde. classic rubynet. jesus Christ I'm bloated as fuck.

[steveyos YOLO]

Would it make you feel better if I told you that you were pretty?

[always stevey]

Nothing you can do or say will make me feel better because I am emotionally scarred by you and your heinous bullying at my expense!

[steveyos YOLO]

I was talking to monde, but I'm sorry you're so troubled by the text that i type

[always stevey]

you should be. Im a sensative, meek soul.

[always stevey]

like a mouse soul.

[steveyos YOLO]

Bye.

[always stevey]

sigh

[always stevey]

super important thread bump part 2

[steveyos YOLO]

Post pics and maybe someone can help you...

[macpro]

you're disgusting

[always stevey]

help me obe won Marco you're my only hope

[rubycalaber]

hahaha, i just reaslized this is in the lisard area
cag why are you posting in the lisard area? is it just to piss off the reptiles?

christ I did the same thing, I dont know how I got here

[rubycalaber]

help I've stumbled into the wrong side of town I gotta run before I get swarmed by lizards

[m0nde]

fuck that is the first really funny jack voonigger post i've seen

[steveyos YOLO]

I hope cat avatar guy gets pussy aids

[Autistic Spectrum]

move this thread to dr mondes house calls

[timmy]

you're disgusting

idk, her talking like this is kind of turning me on

[always stevey]

periods are a natural and beautiful phenomenon

[steveyos YOLO]

It just means nobody rawdogged you during the month and gave you a creampie is what it boils down to

[always stevey]

If I get pregnant I will rip that shit out with my bare hands.

[always stevey]

I'll reach up there, wrap my fingers around it's little throat and squeeze the life from it.

[always stevey]

Then I'll rip it the fuck out and stomp on it.

[m0nde]

cag did you just take a hit of coke?

[always stevey]

I'm just terrified of having babies.

[m0nde]

dinguan mde of cervical lining and period blood!

[always stevey]

My period looks like filapino food. lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Damn cag, this is some sexy shit

[Gentleman Doli]

abortoions, periods.... hubba hubba

[always stevey]

I try.

[steveyos YOLO]

*marks thread masturbated to*

[always stevey]

*marks fetus aborted*

[reno]

grow up guys

[steveyos YOLO]

Ignore him, you be as gross and slutty as you want to be and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[always stevey]

hey boys... lol. just bleed through a pair of white lace panties

[always stevey]

*sniffs*

[Autistic Spectrum]

-_-

[always stevey]

*sends bloody panties to cam*

[always stevey]

Happy belated birthday. :)

[Camoron]

gross

[Autistic Spectrum]

lucky

[Camoron]

How bout just giving me 100 bucks lmao

[Camoron]

I have to go pick all the blueberries because its going to frost tonight.

lmao thats so hilarious to me because i know you actually mean it

[Gentleman Doli]

*sends bloody panties to cam*


Happy belated birthday. :)

pleas stop making me laugh its making me uncomfrtable

[always stevey]

# 1 herpetarium thread and most important

[always stevey]

I'll go with gross.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1eb63be4d7d1d52e330bb6423a9da16e/tumblr_mgd1bte9BG1rhn5j6o1_500.jpg

You have 0 appreciation for natures beauty

[Camoron]

ugh

[always stevey]

thread bump. No one wants to read any threads in the herp.

[always stevey]

bump because this thread is more important than steveys

[m0nde]

marco's pic is doubly important because the toilet is in the floor like it would be in the philipines

[steveyos YOLO]

Hi cat avatar guy.

[always stevey]

hello everyone and welcome to the most important thread in the herpetarium. you should feel lucky to actually be here.

[always stevey]

my ice machine is stuck.

[m0nde]

whaever...only interested in period blood posting

[m0nde]

my ice machine is stuck.make a period blood icee

[always stevey]

I can't do that if my ice machine is broken. Going to get my blowdryer and melt it into a jug so that I can have ice in my beverage.

[m0nde]

handy around the house
posts about period blood on gay nigger dick forums
stripper history

:hearts:

[Cody]

I'll go with gross.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1eb63be4d7d1d52e330bb6423a9da16e/tumblr_mgd1bte9BG1rhn5j6o1_500.jpg

actual pic of ob before the chop

[steveyos YOLO]

Can't believe this thread happened

[Garfield]

ill hepl you eat it cag

[BatteriWyfe]

cag's fugly and dumb

[Cody]

plz reban lisa to the herp forum quality went up 200% when that happened

[always stevey]

its so sweet how cody cares for the welfare of the forum

[Cody]

yeah i really do i dont want the good posters leaving before i get my new forum im buying from stevey set up because i am going to steal all of them from here and let them all be moderators of their own ytmnsfw specialty subforums.

[always stevey]

thats so good of you. everyone appreciates it.

[Cody]

yeah i know just imagine dp will have his own antique restoration subforum to mod, JJ will have his dog area, doli will have a ironically racist pharmeceutical advice area, you can have a stripclub ettiquite place, its gonna be great

[always stevey]

you're starting to sound more like lisa, lumping innocent people into a group with me.

[Cody]

no thats the beauty of it everyone (who isnt a really bad lizard) will have their own subforum to moderate and the shitty mods who faggot up their subforums will get :0replies: and the good mods will get all the activity, true democracy in action

[steveyos YOLO]

DOG FORUM :love:

[m0nde]

:) cody is really taking this seriously he's going full-tard steveyos with this idea

[Cody]

:) cody is really taking this seriously he's going full-tard steveyos with this idea

yep im totally going to do it too what subforum would you like monde mincraft or maybe curry recipes or getting along with your landlord?

[always stevey]

cody is now banned from this thread.

[m0nde]

make me admin so i can make all sorts of little housepainting icons for your forum

[Cody]

no sorry only 1 person will be allowed to admin my forum i gotta find that kid soon too this is gonna happen so fast

[always stevey]

I hope no one is still talking about bounty bored in here.

[always stevey]

first rule of the herpatium is no more talking about lizard boresds.

[BatteriWyfe]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig/n411U3

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's flaggerchat on lisa's accoutn again

[Cody]

jack i need you to find seph for me i need him to be my forum admin

[always stevey]

Most important herp thread. bump # h

[Cody]

thanks i miss that fucker

[Cody]

last i spoke to him he hurt his back on a remodeling job and was playing a lot of poker ol, maybe a year ago by now...