im gonna be teachign retards how to internet at a local college

[Camoron]

im lined up to teach some entry level networking classes this fall. who knows, i could be teaching the next barrypothead :wait:

[rubycalaber]

barry probably knows more about computers than you :arms:

[Camoron]

barry goes to a community college and has a TAFE certificate or somethng

i have a bachelor's degree in IT security

plus i mean come on its barry

[rubycalaber]

bachelor's degree because that's what you'll always be :arms:

[Gentleman Doli]

you have a bachelors in IT security so why are u working as a groundskeeper who spends all his wages on pills for his clinical depression

[juji]

bachelor's degree because that's what you'll always be :arms:

You never have bachelors degree

[Camoron]

you have a bachelors in IT security so why are u working as a groundskeeper who spends all his wages on pills for his clinical depression

:rofl:

[Camoron]

bachelor's degree because that's what you'll always be :arms:

ruby dont be mean to me were gonna be inlaws soon

[Autistic Spectrum]

hedge trimming 101 with your professor stupid gay

[Moonman]

im watching the edge, anthony hopkins, alec baldwin, shits pretty good

[Moonman]

Charles Morse: You know, I once read an interesting book which said that, uh, most people lost in the wilds, they, they die of shame.

Stephen: What?

Charles Morse: Yeah, see, they die of shame. "What did I do wrong? How could I have gotten myself into this?" And so they sit there and they... die. Because they didn't do the one thing that would save their lives.

Robert Green: And what is that, Charles?

Charles Morse: Thinking.

[Moonman]

such a badass line

[Moonman]

right now alec baldwin wants to kill anthony hopkins for his wife and his money but he cant because hes dependent on anthony hopkins' knowledge of the wild for survival

movies were so good back in the 90s so much better than the shit they pump out today

[Moonman]

ohhhhhhh shit a mother fucking grizzly bear

[Link]

Does Ruby still have weird incest thoughts about his sister?

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes

[juji]

I played a match with Gush and we won in Dota 2

[Moonman]

the black guy just got eaten by a bear never saw that coming

[juji]

leave

[maks]

leave

[Moonman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPcPl_Iihy8

[Moonman]

ima gonna kill the motha fucka

[rubycalaber]

ruby dont be mean to me were gonna be inlaws soon

but like second in-laws or some shit, like hank and walt, and they hate each other

[rubycalaber]

You never have bachelors degree

yeah beacuse imn getting married soon

[Moonman]

breaking bad this breaking bad that

[Autistic Spectrum]

hank owned walt tnoight then walt owned himself and everybody else

[Autistic Spectrum]

no one is gonna have an A1 day

[rootbeer]

you have a bachelors in IT security so why are u working as a groundskeeper who spends all his wages on pills for his clinical depression

crossing the line

[Camoron]

lol thx rooty

[Link]

no one is gonna have an A1 day

That was so predictable though. Walt shouldn't have been so stupid :(

[timmy]

networkign is a pretty simple subject, its nothing compared to programming,
im proud of you camoaroharon

[timmy]

camoron if you are not lying about that bachelor degree why dont you come down to aus and get a real job, theres tonnes of jobs for that field here, i would let you live in my vacant chicken coop 50 bucks a week

[Autistic Spectrum]

cameron i will pay you 10 dollars to mow my lawn and on top of that if it's hot i will offer you a glass of lemonade

[Camoron]

damn that's a pretty sweet deal

[maks]

yeah go to australia and live amonst 20 thousand poisonous spiders and watch 75% of your paycheck get taken away to pay for lisa's next piece of inflatable furniture

[steveyos YOLO]

why dont you come down to aus

Why do you hate him?

[m0nde]

networkign is a pretty simple subject, its nothing compared to programming,
im proud of you camoaroharon


camoron if you are not lying about that bachelor degree why dont you come down to aus and get a real job, theres tonnes of jobs for that field here, i would let you live in my vacant chicken coop 50 bucks a week:)

[timmy]

:)
my weapons turn me into a tiger every once in a while - some guy from world of warcraft, with those two claw weapons from zul gurub that turn you into a tiger

[Autistic Spectrum]

go to mondes school of kidnapping children and playing video games quietly past 8pm

[Autistic Spectrum]

being a nigger face 101

[timmy]

quietly past 8pm or the big angry giant will come rape you of your dignity

[timmy]

in front of your e-friends whilest you are skype confrererncing them slash gaming with them, and they record it, and laugh at you, as they silently listend to you argue, they were LISSING , :sulis: (i was standing up during that argument i was actually there when it happened it was amazing)

[timmy]

one of the greatest things to ever come out of theis forum histoy - i was there, i was in my room when monde in his small little room he pays 750 dollars for argued with his landlordess about playinug video games and talking when shes having a nanny nap

[m0nde]

:smug:

i love you tim

[rootbeer]

im going to sign up for the class cam is teaching just so i can fuck with him

[Autistic Spectrum]

everytime he asks a question to the class read one of his posts

[0mon Ra]

everytime he asks a question to the class read one of his posts

and talk in smilies

[Autistic Spectrum]

what does an ip address do class?



rootbeer raises his hand,,


caggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[timmy]

does anyone know what the magic number is?

}mow my lawn bitch"

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's go over forwarding a port class....


rootbeer raises hand

uhhh yes rootbeer,,,

why would a groundskeeper need to know how to forward a port?

[timmy]

whats the difference between rip1 and rip2?

tim is cag on skype did she block me?

[m0nde]

whats the difference between rip1 and rip2?

tim is cag on skype did she block me?loool, RIP
:rofl:

[m0nde]

talking about this cisco shit as if it's the be all and end all and you need to quiz camoron about it
i really love you, tim

[Autistic Spectrum]

cisco router jokes

[Moonman]

Are you being sent into Hell forever ... outside of God's Catholic Church ?

Answer: Yes you are.

Council of Florence, Session 8, 22 Nov 1439 -- infallible Source of Dogma >
"Whoever wills to be saved, before all things it is necessary that he holds the Catholic faith. Unless a person keeps this faith whole and undefiled, without doubt he shall perish eternally."

You must believe the Catholic Dogma to be in the Church ... Dogma you have *never* seen.

The Catholic Faith *is not* Bible interpretation ... it is the Catholic infallible Sources of Dogma (of the Pope in union with the Bishops of the world). The Catholic Church didn't even define the Bible's New Testament Canon until 397 A.D. at the Council of Carthage.

Can a group which enforces the opposite, the opposite, and the opposite of the Catholic unchangeable Dogma be the Catholic Church?

No, it cannot possibly be the Catholic Church ... and promotion of the opposite of the Catholic Dogma is exactly what the vatican-2 heretic cult does ... and has been doing since it's founding on 8 December 1965 at the Vatican.

The Dogma cannot "change" or be "reversed" ... God does not "change".

The founding documents of the vatican-2 heretic cult ... the "vatican-2 council" documents ... have well over 200 heresies *against* prior defined Dogma.

Site > Immaculata-one (dot) com

Section 12 > Anti-Christ vatican-2 heresies (50 listed) ... followed by many Catholic corrections.

Sections 13 and 13.1 > Photographic *proof* of heresy at the Vatican.

Because of ... the Catholic Dogma on automatic excommunication for heresy or for physical participation in a heretic cult (such as the V-2 cult) ...

... we were all placed, body and soul, outside of Christianity (the Catholic Church) on 8 December 1965 ... the close date of the "council".

Section 13.2 > Catholic Dogma on automatic excommunication for heresy or participating in a heretic cult such as ... vatican-2, lutheran, methodist, evangelical, etc.

Section 13.3 > Matt 16:18, Gates of Hell scripture ... is *not* about the Office of the Papacy ... four Dogmatic Councils defined it as ... heresy not causing the Dogma to disappear.

Section 13.4 > The vatican-2 heretic cult does not have the Office of the Papacy only the Catholic Church has the Papacy.

Section 13.6 > The Catholic Dogma on Jurisdiction and Automatic Excommunication for heresy define that ... God has allowed Catholic Jurisdiction ... for Mass and Confession to disappear from the world. There is no such thing as Catholic Mass outside of the Catholic Church.

Section 19.1 > Dogma on Abjuration for *re-entering* Christianity (the Catholic Church) ... after being automatically excommunicated. A Formal Abjuration is provided here also.

Section 10.2 > Returning to a state of grace, in places and times when Confession is not available, like now.

- - - -

Second Council of Constantinople, 553 A.D. -- infallible Source of Dogma >
"The heretic, even though he has not been condemned formally by any individual, in reality brings anathema on himself, having cut himself off from the way of truth by his heresy."

Blessed John Eudes, died 1680 >
"The greatest evil existing today is heresy, an infernal rage which hurls countless souls into eternal damnation."

Vicki
Our Lady of Conquest
Pray for us

[Autistic Spectrum]

kkk

[timmy]

talking about this cisco shit as if it's the be all and end all and you need to quiz camoron about it
i really love you, tim

im not putting it on a pedestal, its pretty simple concepts, like i said its not programming, camorons bachelors is only one step up from a diploma in networking. but he talks like hes a big deal because of it;)
neither me nor him are programmers , but neither me nor him have 8pm gaming curfews

[Autistic Spectrum]

nobody else but you is brown itt monde

[timmy]

loool, RIP
:rofl:
hey rip 2 works fine, its no eigrp or ospf but it still finishes the job

[always stevey]

Im never on Skype anymore

[Gentleman Doli]

so let me get tihs straight, we finaly did it , all the lizards but marco and cag are gone , and we deside to talk about funny computer fro five pages :grin: grate job ytmnsfw a,wlayws pushing the envleopem, always brignign "teh funay"

[m0nde]

cag listener

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is my gf, she blocked your number doli and now talks to me about her various whore exploits over the phone

[rootbeer]

what does an ip address do class?



rootbeer raises his hand,,


caggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
you read my mind

[always stevey]

cyber abuse

[Camoron]

im not putting it on a pedestal, its pretty simple concepts, like i said its not programming, camorons bachelors is only one step up from a diploma in networking. but he talks like hes a big deal because of it;)
neither me nor him are programmers , but neither me nor him have 8pm gaming curfews

a 4 year degree is a 4 year degree... it doesnt matter what field its in really its not like a programming degree is anymore difficult to acquire than the one I will have

[Camoron]

also i dont have a curfew but im basically in bed everyday by 11

[macpro]

this is shit Cam. I wouldn't take any class you were teaching.

[Camoron]

there is a lot you could learn from me marco.

[rootbeer]

also i dont have a curfew but im basically in bed everyday by 11

going to read this post in class

[Camoron]

you can arm wrestle me for an A

[Camoron]

if you let me win you get an A.

or you can just suck me dic

[timmy]

a 4 year degree is a 4 year degree... it doesnt matter what field its in really its not like a programming degree is anymore difficult to acquire than the one I will have

bachelor of arts or philosophy really gets you places

[timmy]

i mean look at my prime ministter tony abototb HE HAS A MASTER OF ARTS

[timmy]

get a master of arts lead australia its a sound plan

[Camoron]

yeah whatever the point is they're all 4 year degrees youre acting like it's not an achievement because it's in IT Security not Programming but it's a 4 year degree either way and I got a fucking 3.9 GPA so fuck yourself and fuxc YOU TIM FUCK YOU YOU ALWAYS SHIT ON MY DREMS YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE JUST STOP STOP IT TIM I COULD HAVE GOT A BACHELORS IN PROGRAMMING IF I WANTED TO BUT I WENT THIS WAY INSTEAD OKAY

[Gentleman Doli]

biochem 4.0 :grin:

[Camoron]

you cant have a master of arts degree are you talking about ART HISTORY or what

there are two fields Sciences and Arts

Bachelor of Science (BS)
Bachelor of Arts (BA)

science degrees are for STEM shit and arts degrees cover other stuff like philosophy, english, art history, psychology, etc.

i have a bachelor of science degree (or i will after 2 more classes)

[timmy]

its okay cam, i chose to be a network janitor too, too bad theres literally no work for it here I TROLLED YOU

[Camoron]

i literally fucked around in my last 2 classes didnt do some of the work and still got A-s because school is for fools

[Camoron]

its okay cam, i chose to be a network janitor too, too bad theres literally no work for it here I TROLLED YOU

oh fuck, good troll, I am so owned because i moved to Australia to get a job there based on what you said, guess im stuck living with you

[m0nde]

you have a bachelor of IT and you can come to australia and get a job because CCNA is for RIP listeners

bRO

[Camoron]

gonna live with Tim, in his beautiful valley ranch outside Sydney, where we grow chickens and alpacas, its called Tim's Hole ranch

[m0nde]

fuck you all, i'm going to program my alarm to tell me to go to sleep before i get shouted at with the skills i learned in my BACKHELOR OF PROGRAMMING philosophy class at my community college

[timmy]

he has a master of arts in philosop[hy

[m0nde]

master of philosophy in kangaroo veganism

[Camoron]

you know what they say, those who cant do, teach, and those who cant teach, get to keep teaching cause they cant be fired. amerias school systems folks :pissed:

[timmy]

bachelor of getting yelled at for playing late night video games degree availabnle at your local community college apply now

[m0nde]

tafe certificate in kitchen computing and rawdog wordpress journalism

[timmy]

save 750 dollars if you life in a small little room on our degree only for the first 100 callers call now

[m0nde]

tinm what happened to the cougar chick who wanted to bang you in the tafe accounting course?

[m0nde]

smoke meth with penguins armed with boomarang penises and rage about putting 2 jobs at risk

[timmy]

tinm what happened to the cougar chick who wanted to bang you in the tafe accounting course?

youre talking like 5 years ago

[m0nde]

yes, you could have gone raw dog on some old accounting bogan chick from tafe and would have known what it would be like to bang lisa

[Camoron]

some old drunk lady in front of a bar told me i was walking around like john travolta with swagger and self confidence when i walked past the bar downtown the other day then i tld her it wasnt swagger it was my hunchback and my hip dysplasia that causes me to walk like that and asked her to please not mention it again cause i felt badd

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/C777FL2.jpg

[timmy]

yes, you could have gone raw dog on some old accounting bogan chick from tafe and would have known what it would be like to bang lisa
she was german, with the accent

some old drunk lady in front of a bar told me i was walking around like john travolta with swagger and self confidence when i walked past the bar downtown the other day then i tld her it wasnt swagger it was my hunchback and my hip dysplasia that causes me to walk like that and asked her to please not mention it again cause i felt badd

wow, if you were joking her i love you

[Autistic Spectrum]

cameron if i was gonna lay down new grass seed would now be a good time to do it,

[m0nde]

he was joking her

[m0nde]

pretty low, making fun of some job i had when i was 19 years old

[Camoron]

pretty despicable m0nde but not unexpected

[m0nde]

:sigh:

[Camoron]

cameron if i was gonna lay down new grass seed would now be a good time to do it,

Yes.

[juji]

Camoron, change your sig, No one will read your post due to your big ass faggat sig, I bet everyone scroll past this post.

[DrHundos]

some old drunk lady in front of a bar told me i was walking around like john travolta with swagger and self confidence when i walked past the bar downtown the other day then i tld her it wasnt swagger it was my hunchback and my hip dysplasia that causes me to walk like that and asked her to please not mention it again cause i felt badd


Randolph described Travolta's mate as a "very handsome, very hung" Middle-Eastern man. "I decided to follow them. There was an empty massage room upstairs where guys could go and have sex. I followed them up there and I went in the next room where I normally got my massages, and I watched them have sex. Full-blown sex. Anal." In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.

[macpro]

everyone knows volta is gay as fuk.

[Camoron]

Camoron, change your sig, No one will read your post due to your big ass faggat sig, I bet everyone scroll past this post.

Their loss.

[Garfield]

camoron are you going to teach them ytmnd history?

[Garfield]

the first ytmnds ever made, you see kids these are what used to be funny back then

[Camoron]

i will probably watch a movie

[Camoron]

class we are going to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Extended editions,. on bluray.

[Camoron]

that should eat up a good portion of class time

[Autistic Spectrum]

the proper gas to oil mixture for most brands of weed wackers is 50:1

please turn to page 48 now to the chapter titled leaf blowers,

[Camoron]

just cause i snapchatted a pic of a golf course that i took from the third floor window inside a building doesnt make me a groundskeeper lol

[timmy]

the proper gas to oil mixture for most brands of weed wackers is 50:1

please turn to page 48 now to the chapter titled leaf blowers,

:supaburn:

[Autistic Spectrum]

seems like it does

[m0nde]

camoron what are you going to teach the retards? is it a computer course for retards or what?

[timmy]

do you practice turning leaf litter into mulch?

[m0nde]

i'm serious

[timmy]

as serious as a guy defending himself over playing video games past 8pm"?

[m0nde]

tim, i'm asking him something important about his teaching career, please stop

[timmy]

please stop yelling at you for waking me up playing video games?

[Camoron]

camoron what are you going to teach the retards? is it a computer course for retards or what?

going to teach them about subnetting and how to wire a ethernet cable and stuff i guess I honestly dont know, when I took the course like 5 years ago it was Net 121 and it was long and boring and full of information, they sicne divided it into two courses Net 101 and Net 102 and I might be teaching Net101 so it might be incredibly basic

[timmy]

im so sorry monde,

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok if i wanted to reseed a hill that also happens to have alot of shade trees covering it, what brand of grass seed do you recommend, i am in zone 5 btw

[m0nde]

going to teach them about subnetting and how to wire a ethernet cable and stuff i guess I honestly dont know, when I took the course like 5 years ago it was Net 121 and it was long and boring and full of information, they sicne divided it into two courses Net 101 and Net 102 and I might be teaching Net101 so it might be incredibly basicthey're actually teaching this to slow kids? or you ust mean it's simple stuff and really basic

[Camoron]

the kind thats green

[Camoron]

they're actually teaching this to slow kids? or you ust mean it's simple stuff and really basic

no lol I was just calling them retards because in my experience most people are retarded

[m0nde]

i mean it could well be that they're teaching these concepts to retards, i mean you can get a tafe certificate in it

oh shit, sorry tim

[Camoron]

WEll DP, I would have to recommen d Kentucky Blue GRass, friend.

[Garfield]

what you need is some sour diesel marihuana seedlngs

[Autistic Spectrum]

well you see everyone is not born in a tech support center in india like you monde, and some people need to learn the basics

[Autistic Spectrum]

WEll DP, I would have to recommen d Kentucky Blue GRass, friend.

that is the right answer , u are a groundskeeper

[m0nde]

characterizing them as retards confused me, dp
stop being so mean all the time

[timmy]

hes probably being nicer than your lanlordess cracking down on late night gaming

[Autistic Spectrum]

CRACKING DOWN ON MONDE'S SHITTY POSTS, THIS IS IT MONDE U WILL BE THE BEST BROWN MAN U CAN BE WHEN U POST WITH ME AND TIM

[m0nde]

ruby gave him something new to obsess about other than alison or bosley
good job timmy
you were THERE for the recording of that video 3 years ago, why are you going on about it now?

[juji]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to m0nde again.

[m0nde]

CRACKING DOWN ON MONDE'S SHITTY POSTS, THIS IS IT MONDE U WILL BE THE BEST BROWN MAN U CAN BE WHEN U POST WITH ME AND TIMall caps risen from the dead posting with dp

[timmy]

you can not play video games late night to this very day. its still relevant

[Autistic Spectrum]

MONDE THAT IS FROM LIKE 2006 CALLING ME A ZOMBIE SAY GUSH OR GENDER ARMS NEXT, OH WAIT DON'T YOUR POSTS ARE BAD AND YOU ARE A BAD MAN I WON'T STOP YELLING AT YOU MONDE TILL YOU VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR POSTS, THIS IS NOT A WARNING THIS IS FOR REAL

[m0nde]

you can not play video games late night to this very day. its still relevantya this is true, tim
just like you still have to use the kitchen computer and work at a salvation army

[timmy]

soul trading is like 5 years old monde, your landlordess crack down is 3, its clear who wins this argument no cup of corpse water can save you now

[m0nde]

MONDE THAT IS FROM LIKE 2006 CALLING ME A ZOMBIE SAY GUSH OR GENDER ARMS NEXT, OH WAIT DON'T YOUR POSTS ARE BAD AND YOU ARE A BAD MAN I WON'T STOP YELLING AT YOU MONDE TILL YOU VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR POSTS, THIS IS NOT A WARNING THIS IS FOR REALcranberries 1995 grammy award posting

[timmy]

ya this is true, tim
just like you still have to use the kitchen computer and work at a salvation army

you still drop lava turds

[Camoron]

Never got soult rading

[Autistic Spectrum]

nobodys worse than monde...

[m0nde]

soul trading is like 5 years old monde, your landlordess crack down is 3, its clear who wins this argument no cup of corpse water can save you nowtim you're posting from your kitchen RIGHT NOW. what more is there to say?

[Autistic Spectrum]

Never got soult rading

as with all of monde's bullshit he picks up on that rattles around his brown mind, it's some obscure post by someone else from 2008 that he repeats ad nauseum for the next 5 or 6 years

[Garfield]

one time stomople said something about swishy swash pants

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's like if stomple still posted about dances with wolves non stop

[Autistic Spectrum]

and to begin with the postman was a better movie than dances with wolves by a long shot

[Autistic Spectrum]

was tom petty in dances with wolves?? the answer is no

was tom petty in the postman??? the answer is yes

[Camoron]

just got an email from the Dean

looks like I probably wont be teaching Net 101














...
instead i will possibly be teaching Database Management Using SQL and Intro to Network Security :grin:

[Autistic Spectrum]

INSERT INTO CAG
VALUES ('dis dick')

[timmy]

good job cam, you didnt even get the job and you made a huge 6 page thread about it, good:one:

[timmy]

i cant believe this guyt

[Autistic Spectrum]

dean of a community college lol

[Camoron]

i don have the job *yet*

im also working on campus doing networking shit but the hours for that are rly inconsistent. i might have to quit my "groundskeeper" job (lmao)

[Camoron]

its not community college, its a private institution, pal

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol bryant and stratton is ivy league

[Camoron]

idk what bryant and stratton is

[Camoron]

Hi Cameron,

Working on the logistics. Next Tuesday morning is a possibility for the imaging project. The class could be REDACTED or REDACTED for fall. Do you think you could handle either or both of those? REDACTED is still in Bushpig’s hands (at this point.)

Keep me posted and I will do the same.

Thanks,

Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[Autistic Spectrum]

does this college happen to have commercials on very late at night and tells single moms and black people how they can improve there lives if they just call right now

[Camoron]

no they have billboards advertising their students are 98% employed ;)

[Camoron]

or graduates oir whatever

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol bushpigbushpigbushpigcollegeonline.com

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would delete that post unless you want flaggerchat entering your class, and muahwahahahaing all over the place

[timmy]

Hi Cameron,

Working on the logistics. Next Tuesday morning is a possibility for the imaging project. The class could be REDACTED or REDACTED for fall. Do you think you could handle either or both of those? REDACTED is still in Bushpig’s hands (at this point.)

Keep me posted and I will do the same.

Thanks,

Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

two courses i could teach if i went over my notes

[timmy]

no they have billboards advertising their students are 98% employed ;)

how many of them are groundskeepers?

[Moonman]

ivy league more like faggot league

[Moonman]

its all about MIT

[Autistic Spectrum]

that autobody program looks pretty fucking sweet at this school, i wanna take dent pulling 101

[always stevey]

its all about MIT

[Camoron]

two courses i could teach if i went over my notes

lol good for you tim, you should come here and teach classes with me and we can move in together and touch penise

[m0nde]

fuck you all. he's going to get beaucoup experience points for his resume teaching faggots about fcebook
i bet this course could teach dumbfucks how to make a wordpress site about an animal park

[always stevey]

Monde is going to teach kids to fingerpaint.

[timmy]

fuck you all. he's going to get beaucoup experience points for his resume teaching faggots about fcebook
i bet this course could teach dumbfucks how to make a wordpress site about an animal park

:comptoss:

[Camoron]

fuck you all. he's going to get beaucoup experience points for his resume teaching faggots about fcebook
i bet this course could teach dumbfucks how to make a wordpress site about an animal park

m0nde these are SQL DB management and Network Security 2nd year level classes they arent teaching retards how to use Windows or whatever lol, though I should ask if they need anyone to teach those classes too

[Camoron]

Monde is going to teach kids to finger

[always stevey]

Plug Drugs gonna teach kids to make meth, breaking bad style.

[Camoron]

Monde is going to finger kids.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i read the course syllabus monde, you learn how to run gui sql db tools and maybe even delve into http://www.sqlcommands.net/

[always stevey]

*marks thread read* too boring.

[m0nde]

m0nde these are SQL DB management and Network Security 2nd year level classes they arent teaching retards how to use Windows or whatever lol, though I should ask if they need anyone to teach those classes tooit's beyond what i thought you were talkng about from the way you made the thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

pay thousands of dollors because you can't google shit school for black single mothers

[Gentleman Doli]

SQL Javascript HTML5+ DB management and security course windows 8 windows 8 linux, unix, dubuntu

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit is this how you right click to delete a row, where do i send my next tuition check

[Camoron]

i read the course syllabus monde, you learn how to run gui sql db tools and maybe even delve into http://www.sqlcommands.net/
when I took the course we had to use MySQL and write our commands out

[Autistic Spectrum]

wow all 15 commands lol,

[Gentleman Doli]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?11348-Hi-Lizard-People&p=775256446&viewfull=1#post775256446

[m0nde]

do you know how long it takes to build an sql query using a gui tree? fucking dumbasses spending 15 minutes writing something to delete an attribute

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol i bet cameron can not even normalize a database,,, lMaO

[Camoron]

:sadface: i try relly hard

[m0nde]

neither can jon or clay, that's why this site is slow as shit

[Camoron]

09-11-2013 Add to this user's reputation Report Post
neither can jon or clay, that's why this site is slow as shit

posted on 9-11-2013. it doesnt say today, why not? because its got a virus. way to go m0nde youven infected the forum with m0nde AIDS.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i acutally like t-sql best lol i know i know ms sql server lol, but the enterprise manger is really fun!

[m0nde]

dp hates php and mysql and thinks he's too good to use that stuff

[Camoron]

uhh yeah. SQL is really "fun". like palying DayZ

[Autistic Spectrum]

i like to pay for my software,

[StompleB]

all this coding shit is like pokemon, man idgaf

[Autistic Spectrum]

uhh yeah. SQL is really "fun". like palying DayZ

i hope this is the kind of passion you bring into teaching young fresh faced students

[StompleB]

just get everyone converted to ruby on rails :mysterysolved:

[Autistic Spectrum]

omfg i hate ruby on rails

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't usally care what the project lang is , but i RUN AS FAST AS I CAN FROM RUBY ON RAILS

[Autistic Spectrum]

second is anything written in the :cake: php framework

[Autistic Spectrum]

other than that i don't give a fuck, let's make your shit in cobal, i don't fucking care,

[Camoron]

i hope this is the kind of passion you bring into teaching young fresh faced students

i just really hate information technology and think computers and all this bullshit is for gay nerd faggots just putting that out there ok guys first things first the SELECT command

[always stevey]

all this coding shit is like pokemon, man idgaf

yeah its awful.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i get all gitty when i get to desgin a many to many database,,,,

[Camoron]

not sure SQL really counts as "coding" lol

[m0nde]

all of the old as shit db stuff i deal with is sybase / microsoft sql

[Camoron]

i havent used SQL in years so I'kll have to brush up, and since the classes will likely have people in them who are even more experienced than me I will just set up the classes in such a way that I encourage students to help each other iof theyre struggling and ill act like i planned it that way all along so i dont have to do anything

[always stevey]

God, it's me cag. I know I haven't been a very nice person throughout my short life, but if you could find it in your heart to make this shitty thread disapear, I will become a good Christian and be a nice person from now on.

[Camoron]

cag im trying to be nice because i rly want to be your friend but when youre claling my threads shitty its hard

[Gentleman Doli]

Camoron just stop man

[Camoron]

and, well,th is might be a little bit mean but, just because u dont understand whats going on in a thread, doesnt make it shitty, k

[Camoron]

Camoron just stop man
hey, stop, collaborate and listen

[m0nde]

kid and play singing vanilla ice

[Camoron]

not sure if doli is serious or jokgng around lol

[m0nde]

irony in quotes

[Camoron]

please dont be ironic, its not funny and i dont get it

[always stevey]

Alcoholism isn't going to kill me, this thread will. There's some irony for you

[Camoron]

cags... youre killing ME right NOW

[m0nde]

it took over 10,000 posts to kill me

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde all old shit in in those 2 databases because before orcale took over mysql it was not really ready for enterprise level shit, and was a hobby database, for database hobbyist's (like me and cag)

[Camoron]

your weapons turn you into a

[always stevey]

it took over 10,000 posts to kill me

My posts aren't going to kill you, but I will. Mark my words, bitch

[Camoron]

my weapons turn me into a part time college instructor

[always stevey]

Sometimes I imagine Rubynet is really the Enterprise and I am the Captain.

[Camoron]

Engage

[Camoron]

do you say that when youre clicking Post Reply

[Camoron]

set phasers to kill when youre about to sickburn m0nde

[Camoron]

I was told today that I am going to be teaching System Development Methods this Fall

also doing IT work out there

gonna put in my notice as a "groundskeeper" i think

[m0nde]

monde all old shit in in those 2 databases because before orcale took over mysql it was not really ready for enterprise level shit, and was a hobby database, for database hobbyist's (like me and cag)all of our SAP shit is oracle of course but i don't deal with that stuff

[timmy]

>used to program architecture
>wont touch simple code

[timmy]

>used to slay huge giants
>too lazy to slay cag

[Camoron]

How relevant

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag is hot, ,as fuck , and shes funny too boot!

[always stevey]

Doli, you've gone too far. I must demand to cease at once!

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/6npwt07.jpg

[m0nde]

http://gyazo.com/debbefde92dcd23fa097eb46ab22ee1b.png

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's market cap is way too high, sell sell sell

[jon]

http://i.imgur.com/5oMvkVA.png

[jon]

camoron betrayed the white programmer race