There once was a cag from Nantucket

[Autistic Spectrum]

Whose dick was so long she could suck it.
And she said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

[Garfield]

god i want to kill myself so bad

[always stevey]

cag limmrricks

[Garfield]

i just beat jeremy cgraths offroad in under 2 hours and got first place in every single race without restarting where can i get an mlg application?

[0mon Ra]

sick poem

[always stevey]

no one ever writes me Poems anymore

[Autistic Spectrum]

well there u go cag, i wrote u a love poem

[always stevey]

but can he write a haiku?

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag lay on the sand

my cock sits satisfied raw

a very sandy cooch

[always stevey]

rubynet is so entwined with the arts they even have a poetry thread. how fucking delightful.

[Cody]

there once was a cag in seattle
whos hobby was sucking off cattle
'till a bull from the south
left a wad in her mouth
so big her tonsils now rattle

[always stevey]

in this thread Cody and dp team up to cyberbully innocent cag with meanspirited limmrricks

[m0nde]

jeremy cagwraths

[juji]

in this thread Cody and dp team up to cyberbully innocent cag with meanspirited limmrricks

classic unfunny post

[always stevey]

classic elz

[Garfield]

trending: #cag #sexts #floetry

[Camoron]

there once was a poster named cody
who used to be marks' little toady
he took it on the chin
cause he thought he'd fit in
he's crazier than don quixote

[Garfield]

there once was a poster named cody
who used to be marks' little toady
he took it on the chin
cause he thought he'd fit in
but he was more delusional than don quixote
:rofl:

[always stevey]

learn to write a fucking limmrricks. your syallables are way off.

[Camoron]

learn to spell limerick

[Camoron]

there i fixed the syllables, just for u caggles

[Garfield]

lliimmeerriicckkeeriickkllmmcckkkk

[Garfield]

there i fixed the syllables, just for u caggles

*cracks whip*

[juji]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=om_o4YcCqWk#t=158

[Autistic Spectrum]

There once was a monde from Nantucket
Who stuttered so much he could pluck it
And in with tim
and his little chicken friend,
"ba baa bbba ba ba bbaaaa baaa baa ba bock,bock,bock,bock,bock,begowwwwk"

[Gentleman Doli]

cag cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag cag

[Cody]

im irish i can do this all day

[Gentleman Doli]

im irish i can do this all day

get teh fuck out codey

[always stevey]

I hate the irish

[Cody]

there once was a faggot called doli
who acted like he was so jolly
but a sad fact of life
his was one of much strife
'till he poisoned himself with some holly

[Camoron]

im irish i can do this all day

really? cause youve only done it once.

[Camoron]

theres a faggot i hate named cody
i wish he would kill himxelf

[Gentleman Doli]

there once was a faggot called doli
who acted like he was so jolly
but a sad fact of life
his was one of much strife
'till he poisoned himself with some holly

shut the fuck up cody

[always stevey]

theres a really funny video about Irish leprechauns from the Simpson's camerone.

[Gentleman Doli]

theres a really funny video about Irish leprechauns from the Simpson's camerone.

:swoon: HELLO CAG

[always stevey]

I am not speaking to doli today because of the really rude poem he wrote about me. hurt my feelings

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is a faggot,
a huge faggot
she get's pissed on
and bitten
she's a whore,

[always stevey]

cag cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag,
cag cag cag cag cag

pure venom

[Autistic Spectrum]

not my best cag poem, i will practice more ,,

[m0nde]

there once was a walgreens cashier
whose mad pharma skills were fierce
one day counting tabs
for now taking jabs
he worked the register ringing up beer

[Camoron]

cody youre a housepainting fag
married to a lazy old hag
you should go get a gun
pull the trigger you're done
put yourself in a body bag

[always stevey]

FIERCE AND CASHIER IS NOT A LEGITIMATE RHYME SCHEME

[Garfield]

what?

[Autistic Spectrum]

last part did not rhyme at all, it's almost as bad as my cag's a whore poem

[m0nde]

there was a new york zombie coder
with flash apps he had no peer
html5 ended his reign
but from the dead again
he rose and programmed a fresh brain

[m0nde]

FIERCE AND CASHIER IS NOT A LEGITIMATE RHYME SCHEMEshut up fag!

[Camoron]

m0nde youre really bad at this

[Camoron]

sry m8

[Autistic Spectrum]

wow indian people can't rhyme or smell good who would have thought

[m0nde]

an aussie rageholic bogan
once logged onto a gay nigger forum
she sat in her tub
with her cross-eyed feline bub
imagined she had fans who adorded em

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's almost like a lisa rage post

with out

double spacing

but it sure

does not rhyme at all

[Autistic Spectrum]

added to monde.txt

[Camoron]

theres a man that is called rootbeer
they say that he lives without fear
he trains really hard
and yells out en garde
before he takes dick in his rear

[m0nde]

dp, i'm waiting for you to make a good misspelling again it's not fair that you've fixed up your spelling
what's the problem?

[Autistic Spectrum]

was that a poem as well monde??? or just another shitty post??? it's hard to tell the difference in this thread

[Camoron]

then there is a man called DP
who looks like he has HIV
he thinks hes a big shot
and misspells things a lot
but man he has a nice jet ski

[Cody]

hello my name is monde
of redheds i used to be fond
till some coon came along
with a hell of a schlong
and then she did quickly abscond

[always stevey]

he lookes like he has hiv?

[Autistic Spectrum]

white pale people with huge afro's can rhyme, the brown man not so much

[Autistic Spectrum]

there once was a guy named cameron
who sent girls things via the postman
he grew an inch a day
and cried his life away

[m0nde]

there once was a guy named cameron
who sent girls things via the postman
he grew an inch a day
and cried his life away...uh huh

[Autistic Spectrum]

that rhymed monde, stutter it outloud

[always stevey]

god damnit who looks like they have the hiv?

[m0nde]

there once was a cag out in S L O
with internet boyfriend in tow
he sent her some wine
which she drank up in no time
and then made fun of the beta male show

[Autistic Spectrum]

you do cag, u got it when that man bite you or that lady pissed on you, they both had the HIV

[Autistic Spectrum]

there once was a cag out in S L O
with internet boyfriend in tow
he sent her some wine
which she drank up in no time
and then made fun of the beta male show
god dammit monde, that last line,,

[always stevey]

the beta male show? That's so dumb

[always stevey]

you do cag, u got it when that man bite you or that lady pissed on you, they both had the HIV

zombie joke

[Camoron]

there once was a mudman named m0nde
to his posts did no one respond
so he got all upset
and he started to fret
and everyone else just yawned

[Cody]

my friends on the net call me barry
you can see from my pics im quite hairy
my dick leans to the left
and of length its bereft
hell some people say its quite scary

[m0nde]

a cancerous guy from rochester
annoyingly acting like a jester
on mic in tinychat
he made fun of the cat
of a basket case aussie he pestered

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag and marco went up a hill to fetch a pail of irradiated water
marco fell down and broke his bug out bag
and cag had cybersex with him lmao

[always stevey]

a cancerous guy from rochester
annoyingly acting like a jester
on mic in tinychat
he made fun of the cat
of a basket case aussie he pestered

keep trying. I guess everyone can't be esteemed poets like me

[m0nde]

esteemed

[always stevey]

who looks like they have the god damndmed hiv. I know it isn't me

[Autistic Spectrum]

homosex

[macpro]

cag the clown fuked every illegal in town. now has the aids and herps to prove it.

[m0nde]

dp has never had hiv or brian, who's that picture of?

[Camoron]

oh look there again yall its cody
i wish he'd get lost in the gobi
listen to him whimper
while i merely simper
as he gets eaten by a coyote

[always stevey]

what picture

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://partydog.ytmnd.com

here's pure aids lol

[Cody]

once was a poster called cag
at first we all thought just some fag
but we later discovered
her body was covered
in bite marks and scars shes a hag

[always stevey]

Cody is trying to fit in again. someone do somethibg

[Autistic Spectrum]

jibbles poem

[always stevey]

http://partydog.ytmnd.com

here's pure aids lol

monde is a good canidate for sleep apnea

[Cody]

this guy that i know call him cameron
met this girl on a website to get it on
but she later replied
your request is denied
seems she preferred doggie dick to caucasian

[Camoron]

yeah that doesnt really rhyme

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya it sort of does

[Autistic Spectrum]

way more than mondes poems

[Camoron]

only if you pronounce my name like a complete fucking retard who has never heard the name Cameron before with a weird emphasis on the ON

[m0nde]

monde is a good canidate for sleep apnea?? how does that make sense?

[Camoron]

m0nde pronoucnes it that way

[Cody]

it sure looks like camorons mad
he thinks my poems are a fad
but three years from now
one will hit him like pow
and on him the last laugh will be had

[Autistic Spectrum]

there once was a boy named ruby
who shit his pants so thoroughly

[Cody]

only if you pronounce my name like a complete fucking retard who has never heard the name Cameron before with a weird emphasis on the ON

your name isnt spelled that way and i have been calling you caMORON in my head for like 3 years

[always stevey]

I don't know where to begin
Cody always tries to fucking fit in

[Autistic Spectrum]

i call him gayfag lawn mowing kid who fell in love with a 4 foot tall hooker over the internet guy in my head

[Camoron]

there once was a boy named ruby
who shit his pants so thoroughly

he'd cried and he'd moan
for his sister he'd bone
but he died without touching a booby

[always stevey]

there is a guy called dp
who does nothing but cyberbully me

[Cody]

I don't know where to begin
Cody always tries to fucking fit in

:badone:


i call him gayfag lawn mowing kid who fell in love with a 4 foot tall hooker over the internet guy in my head

:goodone:


he'd cried and he'd moan
for his sister he'd bone
but he died without touching a booby

:badone:

[m0nde]

cody what happened to your forum where you were going to get some lizard kid to be your admin and you were going to do funny steveyos-like things with your friends?

[Cody]

this fellow i know name of brian
makes posters cry without trying
this fucking kid owns
youll need to take loans
to fix scars from his flames that you fry in

[Camoron]

see, cody thinks i am in a weakenedn state, he doesnt get that this trolling of me is just stupid bullshit and nobody rly cares, but he sees an opportunity to try to fit in and damn it, hes gonna seize it, even if it means betraying to his good friend, me, his best friend, Camoron.

[Camoron]

dp is the new marks

[always stevey]

Cody hates everyone but dps poems. he's trying to latch on... he's trying to find a nurturing teat

[m0nde]

setting posters on fire like cats

[Cody]

cody what happened to your forum where you were going to get some lizard kid to be your admin and you were going to do funny steveyos-like things with your friends?

theres a kid that i know steven yelle
tells so many lies i cant tell
if he gets off his ass
ill come up with the cash
which im sure he will blow all to hell

[Cody]

see, cody thinks i am in a weakenedn state, he doesnt get that this trolling of me is just stupid bullshit and nobody rly cares, but he sees an opportunity to try to fit in and damn it, hes gonna seize it, even if it means betraying to his good friend, me, his best friend, Camoron.

hey man if you cant take a poke
on a comedy site where we joke
then grow thicker skin
or dont come back again
in the mean time i love ya dumb bloke

[always stevey]

this fellow i know name of brian
makes posters cry without trying
this fucking kid owns
youll need to take loans
to fix scars from his flames that you fry in

dp is going to just love this.

[m0nde]

my tongue i will deeply embed
up the ass of all in this thread
trying hard to fit in
to everyone's chagrin
i'm posting this poem for cred

[Camoron]

my tongue I WILL deeply embed

christ m0nde at least make it make sense grammtically

[m0nde]

okay fuck you

[Cody]

my tongue I WILL deeply embed

christ m0nde at least make it make sense grammtically

lmao, so far dp has had the funniest one besides me so i tossed him a nod but in monde's world that means im licking his ass i guess

an old man named sid choudhuri
tried to post with young kids in a flurry
but yet he always gets owned
we read his posts and we moaned
and through his tears all our words look quite blurry

[always stevey]

"we". lmao

[m0nde]

cody is accepted because he's a good poster and he's consistently done it by trying to hurt my feelings
i'm really getting tired of him doing this to me at every opportunity

[Cody]

cody is accepted because he's a good poster and he's consistently done it by trying to hurt my feelings
i'm really getting tired of him doing this to me at every opportunity

:barry: :projecting:

[m0nde]

posting the projecting smiley at every opportunity like elezzzark, out of context is going to make me fit in more

[Cody]

i know this cokehead who's a stripper
she'll work your tool good for some liquor
shes been fucked hard so much
her pussy lips don't touch
and in fact look quite like dolphin flippers

[always stevey]

there once was a guy called Cody
and he was very super gross and toady
trying to fit in
with a shiteating grin,
and the brains of a fat redneck roadie

[Cody]

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:mad:

[Cody]

there once was a guy called Cody
and he was very super gross and toady
trying to fit in
with a shiteating grin,
and the brains of a fat redneck roadie

meter is off on line 4 otherwise not bad :tup:

[always stevey]

there once was a guy with a gross dick
that only his fat old lady would lick

[Cody]

there once was a guy with a gross dick
that only his fat old lady would lick

no no no naw youre regressing try this:

this guy name of cody he lies
his wife practically lives on french fries
did brag on his peter
said it measured a meter
at which we all laugh while he cries

[Cody]

god if you cant even flame me properly i'll just do it myself

[Cody]

well im off to play world of warcraft
while cag practices up on her whorecraft
cam i hope you have fun
dp keep on them guns
and barry search for more long abo dickshaft

[Garfield]

hey guys whens the wedding?

[always stevey]

there once was a jerk named dp
who was bushpig obsessed with me
he projected his whorities
from Russian soriorties
and he is friends with Cody

[Garfield]

So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Miley
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can’t stop

[Autistic Spectrum]

there was once a girl named lisa
with lips so sweet you could kiss her
but if you did you might never forgive

HERPES

[m0nde]

i once met the king of [noparse]
often he behaved like an arse
he thought he was funny
and truly flush with money
timmy has 2 jobs, dp's worse

[DrHundos]

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

[Autistic Spectrum]

nobodys worse than monde, not even a dirty pond

[m0nde]

:dp:

[m0nde]

nobodys worse than monde, not even a dirty pond

[Autistic Spectrum]

got no more rhymes left for you brown monster

[Autistic Spectrum]

soultraded all my homosex bettlewssas gendararms for 2day

[m0nde]

let me put words here that don't rhyme
for "irony"'s sake lol
and then end it with

HERPES

[always stevey]

this fellow i know name of brian
makes posters cry without trying
this fucking kid owns
youll need to take loans
to fix scars from his flames that you fry in

[Autistic Spectrum]

pls stop cag, i will destory you more than you have allready destoryed yourself

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't read cody posts i read cag and lisa posts don't make me murder you

[always stevey]

:)

[m0nde]

dp is a relatively mild troll and doesn't take things too far
don't mess with his good nature, cag why do you have to be mean?

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is codey's friend

[always stevey]

what have I done this time?

[always stevey]

Cody wrote a poem about how cool you are. He's your friend

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody runs around kissing all the alpha males asses for some reason, why i don't know, and i don't care cag, pls stop pulling this lisa leval bullshit, you are better than this cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

not much better, but a little bit

[always stevey]

I was ironically paying homage to my favorite who quit for the millionth time

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok fuck this i am gonna cycle your modem and router again until you love me

[m0nde]

there once was a girl who took things too far who posted some stuff in a thread after coming home from the bar she was mean to me and this guy who thinks he's funny and this other redneck kiss ass guy and then couldn't deal with being told all this bullshit bye

[always stevey]

oh fuck.

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna change her wep password to cagsaslut390232

[always stevey]

bout to throw a massive bitch fit

[Autistic Spectrum]

bitch fit,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i did not hack your wifi btw i just read your thread in the herpatuiarim, and your wifi was prob not hacked at all and your modem or router fucked up and needed a reset, marco jr, the govemernt is not out to hack your wifi

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm about to flash a bios and am super nervous

[always stevey]

stupid fucking computers

[Autistic Spectrum]

done it a million times, never fucked up once, but i get scared, i'm a baby,,,

[always stevey]

I don't even know what that is!

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know when you turn the computer on and in the first 10 seconds it says press f10 to enter the bios, it's the thing that basically tells the computer what it is and where it should go, if you fuck it up, it's a super pain in the ass to fix, and your computer is a brick till then

[always stevey]

I don't push a button unless I know what it does

[Battery Bits]

501 bump

[CAG <3]

wtf

[CAG <3]

there once was a poster named cody
who used to be marks' little toady
he took it on the chin
cause he thought he'd fit in
he's crazier than don quixote

lmao.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Cag nibbled on a grizzly.ear
And jon called her dear
And now cag is a slave, if she forbade, shes beaten with a jug of gullten free lemonade

[CAG <3]

i think you meant "disobey" instead of "forbade"

[CAG <3]

your funny is wearing off with your old age, buddy

[Autistic Spectrum]

for·bade
fərˈbad,fərˈˈbād/Submit
past of forbid.
for·bid
fərˈbid/Submit
verb
past tense: forbade
refuse to allow (something).
"environmental laws forbid alteration of the coast"
synonyms: prohibit, ban, outlaw, make illegal, veto, proscribe, disallow, embargo, bar, debar, interdict; More
enjoin, restrain
"the law forbids gender discrimination"
antonyms: permit
order (someone) not to do something.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Pls go back to school cag, 9th grade vocabulary awaits you

[CAG <3]

still does not make sense in the manner that you used it.

[CAG <3]

this fag writes poems
and its all really shitty
try harder faggpt

[CAG <3]

wow i just wrote a great haiku poem without even trying

[Autistic Spectrum]

Cag is a whore,
Need i say more,
Here cunt is as wide as a double door

[Autistic Spectrum]

Rhyming scheme cag get one

[CAG <3]

>:(

[juji]

Everyone should learn about technisim to make the vocabulary is not confusing