Ruby's New Computer Video Review Thread - 9/11 Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

GOTCHA! YA LIL NERD BITCH! I knew the word computer being in the title would make you click this thread, and you can watch my new computer review vid, but first you're gonna have to watch my DayZ kill compilation video! I can't believe the sum of the Lost numbers is my total kill count, that makes me so fucking happy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpe1LeggC0

here's the star attraction, tl;dr: my voice has gotten deeper in the last three years, use chilldblast.com, buy alienwares too fuck you and if you use a sidewinder mouse make sure not to press the button ontop or you will involuntary post about shit tv shows


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhuhc0SXMw

top lel at how during the funniest moment my camera for some reason spliced in footage from another video for a split second, probably obama trying to hack me, here are my computer specs if you dont want to watch the video but still want to get mad about how I got 64gb of ram

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/4111downthedrain_zps738a3625.png

that's as of writing $6497 in americlap money

oh shit! it's a SPECIAL FEATURE BONUS VIDEO! where I give you a tour of my bedroom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nA_wGK0X-8

tune in tomorrow to find out what big ballin threads I have planned for the next five days as hinted in the flashes of my Lost style secret chart, only on rubynet!

[rootbeer]

are you fucking serious with those nails

[m0nde]

why is that video/your room so dark?

[Gentleman Doli]

i literaly got tricke d intao clickeing this thread lmao

[rootbeer]

if you dont cut your nails im going to call a mental institution on you

[always stevey]

oh my god. someone plz fucking kill me. not another one of these computer threads

[Garfield]

oh my god that computer took like 10 minutes to start what a piece of shit

[Garfield]

if you were going to spend that much money why wouldnt you just build a solid state with replicating hard drives?

[Garfield]

youre also still a casual with no oculus rift/omni virtuix

[Garfield]

never mind didnt watch that far in the video you have a solid state

[0mon Ra]

64gb of ram is kind of overkill lol. good video ruby. except for all the american hating. and your nails.

[Autistic Spectrum]

still didn't trick me into pressing play on either of those videos lmao

[Camoron]

6500 dollars well spent btw are you aiming for the guinness record for longeat fingernails or whatever

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think ruby plays guitar and that's why he has them like that, i talked to him one night in tinychat and got to know the shy autistic boy behind the "rubycalaber" internet facade

[Garfield]

nah hes holding the camera with his right hand, hes right handed, if he played the guitar his left hand finger nails would be short not long

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe he said he does alot of coke, i forgot, it's either cocaine or he plays the guitar alot

[Camoron]

Yes. That is believable.

[steveyos]

wait your NEW pc was almost $6500? mine was just under 3k and is literally better holy shit great job listening to tek oh my god lmao

[steveyos]

I had to of read that wrong there's no way unless you just pay double for everything because USA #1 that can be the only reason

[UofLCardfan08]

alienware hat

ruby's calendar

GTA V poster

[m0nde]

ruby, why bother with the old alienware one if it keeps bluescreening. why not just hook up both monitors to the new one?
also i really liked your anti-american commentary.

[m0nde]

wait your NEW pc was almost $6500? mine was just under 3k and is literally better holy shit great job listening to tek oh my god lmaothat's how much everything costs over there. if he says it cost US$6500 then it's ~ £4000. things cost the same in pounds that they do in dollars which is stupid as fuck.

[juji]

Freaky autistic chris-chan of scottland

[juji]

smells like shit in there cause you poop in your chair. I see the shit under your faggot finger nails.

[Camoron]

damn elz you have gotten a lot meaner since you moved to america, is it cause you now have a sense of entitlement and pride?

[jon]

plugging that many hard drives into a computer will definitely cause a power problem no wonder that shit was bluescreening all the time

invest in a ups that has a wattage readout it's about $100 to $200 to protect your $6500 computer

i only buy APC although maybe other brands are alright, and you want somewhere over 500W of output, so here are some example models

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100007932%2050001317%20600013484&IsNodeId=1&name=APC

i won't link directly to one because i forget if scotland is 120V or some other weird standard and i'm not sure if the search result is going to show you american 120V units and anyway you probably won't buy from newegg.co.uk or whatever there's probably a better option over there

[rootbeer]

plugging that many hard drives into a computer will definitely cause a power problem no wonder that shit was bluescreening all the time

invest in a ups that has a wattage readout it's about $100 to $200 to protect your $6500 computer

i only buy APC although maybe other brands are alright, and you want somewhere over 500W of output, so here are some example models

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100007932%2050001317%20600013484&IsNodeId=1&name=APC

i won't link directly to one because i forget if scotland is 120V or some other weird standard and i'm not sure if the search result is going to show you american 120V units and anyway you probably won't buy from newegg.co.uk or whatever there's probably a better option over there

i need six externals so i can hide all my secret lost gifs

[Autistic Spectrum]

get plug in usb or sata external drives make sure they are not bus powered, also buy a 3tb drive and move all your shit on to that

[rubycalaber]

ruby, why bother with the old alienware one if it keeps bluescreening. why not just hook up both monitors to the new one?
also i really liked your anti-american commentary.

because computing is all about juggling problems and its much easier with two separate comps, as you will see with what I ask below


plugging that many hard drives into a computer will definitely cause a power problem no wonder that shit was bluescreening all the time

invest in a ups that has a wattage readout it's about $100 to $200 to protect your $6500 computer

i only buy APC although maybe other brands are alright, and you want somewhere over 500W of output, so here are some example models

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100007932%2050001317%20600013484&IsNodeId=1&name=APC

i won't link directly to one because i forget if scotland is 120V or some other weird standard and i'm not sure if the search result is going to show you american 120V units and anyway you probably won't buy from newegg.co.uk or whatever there's probably a better option over there

can I just have 3 externals on each comp lmao?


get plug in usb or sata external drives make sure they are not bus powered, also buy a 3tb drive and move all your shit on to that

they are all already 2TB each :stare:

[rubycalaber]

Freaky autistic chris-chan of scottland

smells like shit in there cause you poop in your chair. I see the shit under your faggot finger nails.

Deaf retard still falling for old trolls and getting angry he cannot hear Ruby's hilarious videos.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[jon]

can I just have 3 externals on each comp lmao?

i guess you could yeah but a UPS also keeps all your shit alive and safe in the case of a power surge, and it gives you time to shutdown gracefully in the event of a sudden power cut

i dunno if you can get one that's rated high enough wattage for both computers, you'd probably need one each, both around maybe 700-800W, i can't really tell because i never have more than two drives in a computer and i don't buy extreme progamer video cards or CPUs

[rubycalaber]

why would having 6 externals connected to a computer tax its power when the drives are being powered by the mains? :confused:

[skrizach]

ruby

[juji]

£1,500 to energy bill per month, lmfao

[steveyos]

how can he have an overall worse computer than me and it costs more than double though?

[rubycalaber]

how is mine overall worse?

my computer problems: 0

your computer problems: 1 (windows 8 resets your sound everytime you launch a game)


ruby

m8

[rubycalaber]

£1,500 to energy bill per month, lmfao

That may seem like a lot of money to an impoverished Mexican like you, but not to a very wealthy man such as Ruby.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[steveyos]

how is mine overall worse?

my computer problems: 0

your computer problems: 1 (windows 8 resets your sound everytime you launch a game)



m8

are you serious right now, are you serious right now

[steveyos]

https://www.google.com/#q=windows+7+not+saving+volume+settings

[skrizach]

m8

ruby<3

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows 8 is a piece of shit

[steveyos]

here we go again noobs not knowing how to computer starting their rage meanwhile I still havne't had a single problem with windows 8 and it's still the fastest and best and most stable and safest os ever made I will gladly tell you if I have any problems because I'm not anywhere close to a fanboy I'm just going by the fact I really havne't had anything but an amaizng experience

[steveyos]

I still don't even know what the point of 8.1 will be unless it's just to add a start menu but I'm still gonna use classic shell's start menu because it's 100% customizeable and is fucking awesome

[Camoron]

Lol stevey I like windows 8 but its not any of those things

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows 8 = stupid fag os FOR stupid fags

[steveyos]

Lol stevey I like windows 8 but its not any of those things

well here's the thing, unless I'm imaging things, it actually really is

it loads in less time than the initial bootup logo of my motherboard, every single thing I do is instant, I can't even read the hints on loading screens in games because the loading screens don't even display for a full second, that's not a joke, I can run every single game maxed, I can do 283582358 things at once (with only 16gb of ram!), I've used every version of windows ever made since they were released as alphas and long into their release cycles, including windows 7, and windows 8 is by far the greatest OS ever made

linux and mac don't count because you can't do shit on them and they're worthless but if you could do real computer stuff on mac and linux they still wouldn't be nearly as good but that's just common knowledge

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows8 blows

[steveyos]

I don't even have to go to run to start cmd and other stuff I just click my start menu and type cm one click, just one click just to click the start menu, then I press the letters c and m, hit enter I'm in cmd, then I can hack it's that quick and easy

[steveyos]

I can also just pin cmd in my start menu or my task bar but I think you can do that in every windows

[steveyos]

what's important is I have dataram ramdisk and firestorm pinned to my task bar because I don't need anything else anyway, I should also pin blender there but it's right in my start menuI don't wanna accidentally click it even though I can load and close it in under a second

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows 8 pure fail

[Gentleman Doli]

JESUS CHRIUST CUT YOUR DFUCKING NAILS U FREAK
8 53.33%

[steveyos]

JESUS CHRIUST CUT YOUR DFUCKING NAILS U FREAK
8 53.33%

what's the 8 53.33% is that something in ruby's video I haven't watched it yet are there any actual funny parts

[Autistic Spectrum]

WINDOWS 8 SUCKS
1 BILLON 100%

[Camoron]

JESUS CHRIUST CUT YOUR DFUCKING NAILS U FREAK
8 53.33%

that was the doli option :stare:

[steveyos]

oh it's for the poll

[steveyos]

I didn't vote, I don't liek any of the options

[steveyos]

actually I just voted for see you in three years when your latest overpriced piece of shit breaks and you buy another overpriced piece of shit

[juji]

That may seem like a lot of money to an impoverished Mexican like you, but not to a very wealthy man such as Ruby.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

That's not true, you aren't very wealthy man, your parents are.

[jon]

wait how are you powering the drives, through a separate PSU?

[Camoron]

why do your parents put up with this

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's easier than talking to him

[juji]

it's easier than shitting on computer chair

[rubycalaber]

https://www.google.com/#q=windows+7+not+saving+volume+settings

well thats never happened to me, but happens to you :arms: I dont care about windows 7 vs 8 I just have no computer problems *alienware bluescreens beside me literally as I just typed that* on this computer I mean


wait how are you powering the drives, through a separate PSU?

they are plugged into a power strip thats plugged into the wall

[rubycalaber]

That's not true, you aren't very wealthy man, your parents are.

Ruby has already inherited more money from his grandfather than you will ever see in your entire life.


why do your parents put up with this

Ruby and his parents love each other. Not that you would understand.


it's easier than talking to him

Just because you ignore your own children does not mean all other parents do.


it's easier than shitting on computer chair

Perhaps if you were not so jealous of Ruby's wealth, new computer and hearing ability you would stop falling for obvious trolls. Probably not though.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[always stevey]

just watches the tour of rubys room

[juji]

shitting gold bricks

[Camoron]

it's easier than talking to him
lol

[juji]

Ruby is a stupid faggot about 64 gb of RAM lmfao

[Camoron]

about

[Autistic Spectrum]

if my kids turn out like ruby , i will have done something very very wrong

[juji]

Indeed, prolly his dad won't tell Ruby about his problems in bank, he borrowed a huge amount of money to stop Ruby's suicide

[rubycalaber]

Ruby is a stupid faggot about 64 gb of RAM lmfao

You should not be so angry. You may be able to afford such a good computer too after several decades of miserable hard work. Always look on the bright side.


Indeed, prolly his dad won't tell Ruby about his problems in bank, he borrowed a huge amount of money to stop Ruby's suicide

Just because your own father is in serious debt and you are suicidal does not mean that is the case of anyone else. There is a lot of projecting taking place in this thread.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[rubycalaber]

trollinator can you wait for the alienware to reboot before you post I'm using this one goddamn


just watches the tour of rubys room

wanna take the "special tour" next? :naughty:


if my kids turn out like ruby , i will have done something very very wrong

let them post on rubynet to scare them straight

[steveyos]

why do your parents put up with this

[steveyos]

it's easier than talking to him

lol

[steveyos]

ruby can you buy me a new computer

[juji]

Rare pic of ruby shitting on computer chair

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5Pul9fFcCDE/TQLqcLcYHaI/AAAAAAAAALs/xBnLZsZpmVE/s200/Naked%2Bgirl%2Bcomputer.jpg

[m0nde]

plugging that many hard drives into a computer will definitely cause a power problem no wonder that shit was bluescreening all the time

invest in a ups that has a wattage readout it's about $100 to $200 to protect your $6500 computer

i only buy APC although maybe other brands are alright, and you want somewhere over 500W of output, so here are some example models

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100007932%2050001317%20600013484&IsNodeId=1&name=APC

i won't link directly to one because i forget if scotland is 120V or some other weird standard and i'm not sure if the search result is going to show you american 120V units and anyway you probably won't buy from newegg.co.uk or whatever there's probably a better option over thereno shit. he's completely nuts. if you want to use 10 million USB drives that's fine, but you naturally, not being a retard, plug them in 1 at a time.

[m0nde]

JESUS CHRIUST CUT YOUR DFUCKING NAILS U FREAK
8 53.33%i love his nails. they've yellowed over time and he uses them to scratch himself. i used to give him alot of shit about them, but c'est la vie, he's proven he's a true aspy with those nails and the calendar

[rootbeer]

ruby cut your nails and take a pic of your hands right now, otherwise im calling the funny farm

[Autistic Spectrum]

the calendar???

[always stevey]

trollinator can you wait for the alienware to reboot before you post I'm using this one goddamn



wanna take the "special tour" next? :naughty:



let them post on rubynet to scare them straight

you have so much stuff

[always stevey]

I want to go into ruby's room

[m0nde]

the calendar???
there's a calendar on some whiteboard where he's numbered every day of the year and marked when he's going to publish each megathread, then he's got certain days labelled below with a circle around them for some sort of completion status or something
the circle is slowly erased as the task for that day is finished

[Autistic Spectrum]

wtf ruby

[m0nde]

aspy time management. if he did that at work every manager would copy that shit and force everyone else to do it.
oh and they would use some scheduling software to do exactly the same thing and slap him for using a whiteboarcx

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhuhc0SXMw#t=10

fucking lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/26/05/7c/26057cb83be4944b4b09b19a9b1287e0.jpg

[steveyos]

wow both of his computers take forever to boot up

[clay]

could we get a video of your sisters room

[steveyos]

I'm serious ten seconds at most for my computer not counting the motherboard's screen that's from windows logo to desktop

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows8 takes me 30 to 40 mins to boot, i unsitalled it and in stalled the better supeirour windows 7 and now my computer only takes 3.4 seconds to boot

[steveyos]

lmfao why does he have the user chooser thing when he's the only one using his computer oh my god

[steveyos]

typical lizard not knowing how to use a computer (autistic spectrum I mean, though ruby pretty much is a lizard now too)

[always stevey]

my shitty mac takes less than a minute to boot up

[steveyos]

yeah but it's a mac, it's just an overpriced paperweight that runs up your electric bill

[steveyos]

overpriced paperweight that plugs into the wall for some reason

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh jesus here we go, computer advice from a guy who uses windows 8 lol

[clay]

sister please

[always stevey]

yeah but it's a mac, it's just an overpriced paperweight that runs up your electric bill

it's my water bill that's through the roof. my electric bill is not so bad because I make sure to turn off all the lights when I'm not using them/.

[Gentleman Doli]

cag do u take a lot of showers like lisa?

[always stevey]

well im a slut, and sluts have to take lots of showers to wash off all the dried aids and cum.

[m0nde]

could we get a video of your sisters roomneed to ask dessoh for that

[steveyos]

I only take one shower a week mroe benefits of being a virgin

[jon]

my system restores from hibernate in 3 seconds

[m0nde]

ruby why does your thing not have an ssd? or does it?

[jon]

they are plugged into a power strip thats plugged into the wall

oh cool i've never seen a power adapter that would do that welp that eliminates that problem then

[rubycalaber]

ruby why does your thing not have an ssd? or does it?

it does, I think it just starts up slow because of the 6 externals on it, it has to look through them all for windows but can actually find it unlike my alienware that just wont start


I only take one shower a week mroe benefits of being a virgin

someone was just messaging me about their std drama and I was like Oh sorry, I've never had sex, so I can't relate :smug:


oh cool i've never seen a power adapter that would do that welp that eliminates that problem then

yeah I am a pro hacker dont worry

[m0nde]

ruby turn off boot from ext in the bios and force it to look at the ssd only. you can then hit whatever the boot devices key is on startup if you need to boot from whatever else.

[rubycalaber]

ok but its your fault when I break it

[steveyos]

virgins are safe and have the best computers, virgin 4 lyfe

[Autistic Spectrum]

backup your irreplace shit to skydrive or google drive,which will get rid of 3 of the drives
i am sure if one of the drives actually crashes you can redownload lost

[m0nde]

yes, put it up on the cloud (it's free) no worries about hdd failure
also, let me help you fuck up bios settings so that the new computer won't boot at all

[steveyos]

btw I found this thread because I'm trying to help fix ruby's err09 error for resident evil 6 because his computer has problems, meanwhile my computer has no problems...............................................


4111.34 British Pound Sterling equals
6578.56 US Dollar


my computer was also just over 3000, I was gonna make some more comparisons about how ruby fucked up because it's funny, but I'm busy fixing his computer problems

[steveyos]

really wish this thread wasn't so old STOP FUCKING GOING BY SO FAST TIME

[always stevey]

GOTCHA! YA LIL NERD BITCH! I knew the word computer being in the title would make you click this thread, and you can watch my new computer review vid, but first you're gonna have to watch my DayZ kill compilation video! I can't believe the sum of the Lost numbers is my total kill count, that makes me so fucking happy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpe1LeggC0

here's the star attraction, tl;dr: my voice has gotten deeper in the last three years, use chilldblast.com, buy alienwares too fuck you and if you use a sidewinder mouse make sure not to press the button ontop or you will involuntary post about shit tv shows


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhuhc0SXMw

top lel at how during the funniest moment my camera for some reason spliced in footage from another video for a split second, probably obama trying to hack me, here are my computer specs if you dont want to watch the video but still want to get mad about how I got 64gb of ram

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/4111downthedrain_zps738a3625.png

that's as of writing $6497 in americlap money

oh shit! it's a SPECIAL FEATURE BONUS VIDEO! where I give you a tour of my bedroom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nA_wGK0X-8

tune in tomorrow to find out what big ballin threads I have planned for the next five days as hinted in the flashes of my Lost style secret chart, only on rubynet!

I cant help but like ruby.

[always stevey]

couldn't be mean to him if I tried.

[steveyos]

lol ruby doesn't think americans have radiators, YA NOT ALL OF US DO, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT IN THE 1600'S STILL......

[steveyos]

couldn't be mean to him if I tried.

really I find it hard not to be mean to him

[steveyos]

I regret skipping through that video his room is so gross

[steveyos]

I should do a tour of my room it's literally empty besides my computer

[steveyos]

RUBY YOU NEED TO GET A REAL CAMERA THAT ACTUALLY RECORDS

[Poopalew]

RUBY YOU NEED TO GET A REAL CAMERA THAT ACTUALLY RECORDS

Tara-Like that lasts for a year.