have not seen my boyfriend since 10 oclock this morning

[always stevey]

and i am already beginning to miss him. he is the best. he is going to be a cop and he will arrest all the horrible cyberbullies. He will arrest Cody.

[always stevey]

If tim and orlando bloom fucked and had a 6'4'' blue eyed baby boy, it would definitly be my boyfriend. he likes guns and republican things and eastcoast teams, we may be polar oposites... BUT HE WATCHES STAR TREK WITH ME. We watched the episode "the trouble with tribbles" before we had sex last night.

[always stevey]

SIGH... Cag is in love. This may be "the one"

[always stevey]

he has the biggest dick in the entire world and he makes lots of money too.

[always stevey]

I do hope he hurrys back to me soon and we can hang out and drink natty ice.

[always stevey]

and have lots and lots of sex. that is very important.

[always stevey]

HES INTRODUCED ME, FUCKING CAG, TO HIS MOTHER. NO ONE EVER INTRODUCES ME TO THEIR MOTHERS.

[always stevey]

when I introduced him to my family my shizophrenic aunt gave him a secret note warning him of my mental illness

[m0nde]

blogging

[always stevey]

she even numbered the pages of the note

[always stevey]

this is serious monde.

[m0nde]

i'm intently reading every post, shut up

[always stevey]

how dare you come into my thread and speak to me in that tone

[m0nde]

ok sorry, just keep blogging it's realy interestinig

[always stevey]

I know.

[always stevey]

my boyfriend is going to arrest the fuck outta you monde

[always stevey]

just keep fucking with me

[nazzibastard]

no the part the was getting interestinig seamed to die .more about the sex .i just dont beleave you yet

[steveyos]

republican eh, well that means it won't last forever, hope I'm next in line you've seem to hit every corner of the spectrum except gay dudes :cool:

[always stevey]

I might have turned a few dudes gay you never know

[UofLCardfan08]

"breaking cag"

will post dealer guy show up at an unannounced time when pseudo cop boyfriend is there?


stay tuned

[always stevey]

he is best. better than my drug dealer whose penis was small and kept falling out while we boned. it was embarassing

[always stevey]

my new guy, his penis is a key to my heart and my vagina

[steveyos]

big dicks

small chicks

[always stevey]

there is nothing worse than a tiny penis

[always stevey]

they are pretty useless a actually unless your a girl who likes small wieners

[Autistic Spectrum]

some girls don't like big fat dicks cag, it hurts them and they whimper

[always stevey]

that's why I like big dicks you idiot. they own

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's cavernous vagina

[always stevey]

I will never take a man with a small penis seriously. no one should. they should be exiled to wherever they send guys with tiny wieners

[Gentleman Doli]

my penis is a quarter inch long

[always stevey]

I'm sorry

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i have a giant penis and it does not make me a better person if anything it makes me a worse person, i think my huge dick makes me sort of a huge dick, i go aroudn not caring, about anything, ever, who cares right cag, when ur packing a huge dick, nothing matters. my life is so empty,,,,,

[always stevey]

oh this big dick is such a burden I wish it was smaller omg

[steveyos]

mine is wicked small can we still be friends

[always stevey]

sigh. still waiting for him to text me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't wear tight jeans, always get stopped in grocery stores because they think i am stealing bannan's

[always stevey]

I would never let a tiny wienered man pee on me without laughing at him.

[steveyos]

I can't wear tight jeans because then everyone thinksI'm a bearded lady

[steveyos]

I don't wanna pee on you, you pee on me, then we can go to the park

[always stevey]

I dated a rich guy with a tiny penis. he liked having his nipples sucked and would repeat to himself "she loves my cock she loves my cock" never again.

[always stevey]

my cock is tiny but she loves it she said so herself. lmao suck my titties and call me your bitch cag. I will take you shopping if you tell me my penis is amazing

[always stevey]

I really wanted to stomp and punish it for being so small

[steveyos]

stop giving me a boner

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag and her bongdage dugeon/guest room

[steveyos]

I just wanna be friends, I'm not even attracted to you I just want us both to get wasted then we improvise me interviewing you for the steve yelle show

[steveyos]

can't we just get annihilalated then I have the fjs a/v crew bring in a couch and desk out of nowhere and start an interview that's how I wanna do it

[always stevey]

an interview with me would be incredibly boring.. and my nights are usually booked up (work, boyfriend, etc)

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell your boyfriend a bunch of random dudes from the internet want to gang bang you

[always stevey]

I don't think he'd like that very much. he might arrest me.

[steveyos]

I'll make it funny now shut up

[kosher dildo]

and i am already beginning to miss him. he is the best. he is going to be a cop and he will arrest all the horrible cyberbullies. He will arrest Cody.

fyi, if he drinks the way you do he should quit the anti-dep medication. the only effect he's going to get is the side effect you previously mentioned.

[always stevey]

he stopped taking stuff a while ago, he told me he couldn't get boners when taking it, but I think the effects of that shit last a while sometimes.

[always stevey]

and he drinks alot more than me. he's a whiskey drinkin man. he also loves natty ice

[kosher dildo]

...but I think the effects of that shit last a while sometimes.

prolly true.