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LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 09:50 PM
YOU CAN FIGHT AMONG YOURSELVES FOR SECOND TIER BELOW ME.

I AM YOUR MASTER!

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 09:56 PM
?

maks
04-08-2012, 10:00 PM
?

This guy nobody's ever heard of thinks he's better than you, elz. go get 'im!

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:01 PM
BLONDIE TELL YOUR BF TO PACK HIS BAGS YOU FOUND A MANS COCK TO SATISFY YOU.WE WILL MAKE BABIES WITH MY SEEDS

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:02 PM
This guy nobody's ever heard of thinks he's better than you, elz. go get 'im!

I AM LEGEND,CHECK FOR YOURSELF .

Desolation
04-08-2012, 10:02 PM
ogrish? Why does this forum always attract time travelers from 2005?

maks
04-08-2012, 10:06 PM
desolation, I'm glad you showed up, I'm pretty sure we have an escaped lizard situation here

maks
04-08-2012, 10:06 PM
also have you heard about this great site called newgrounds?

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:06 PM
ogrish? Why does this forum always attract time travelers from 2005?

SEND ME YOUR PICTURES,BETTER IDEA YOU AND ELLE CAN FIGHT OVER MY COCK AND I WILL IMPREGNATE YOU BOTH WITH MY SUPERIOR SLAVIC SEED

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:08 PM
desolation, I'm glad you showed up, I'm pretty sure we have an escaped lizard situation here


also have you heard about this great site called newgrounds?

NEWFAG I DONT DO HOMO.GET OUT OF MY THREAD

Desolation
04-08-2012, 10:08 PM
desolation, I'm glad you showed up, I'm pretty sure we have an escaped lizard situation here

I told ruby to get metal wiring on the cage, not plastic. Fuckers keep chewing through it.

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:10 PM
hello paperclip please stop hitting on our women please

maks
04-08-2012, 10:12 PM
I told ruby to get metal wiring on the cage, not plastic. Fuckers keep chewing through it.

maybe it's time to end this little experiment and gas them all

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:13 PM
hello paperclip please stop hitting on our women please

ITS LTPAPERCLIP TO YOU,YOUR WOMEN ARE MINE. YOU CAN FIGHT OVER THE LOOSE LEFTOVERS.MY COCK IS MASSIVE!

Desolation
04-08-2012, 10:14 PM
maybe it's time to end this little experiment and gas them all

Tad harsh. Lets just take away their heated sleeping pad for a week. That'll teach them to behave.

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:14 PM
Russians were very wrong for calling nazis as fascists in WW2, they weren't fascists for real, just nazis.

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:15 PM
maybe it's time to end this little experiment and gas them all

I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN FURFAG.TWO SOLID STRIKES SHOULD SHUT YOU FOR GOOD UNTIL THE PRAM TAKES YOU AWAY

maks
04-08-2012, 10:15 PM
Tad harsh. Lets just take away their heated sleeping pad for a week. That'll teach them to behave.

isn't there something we can feed them to like a bird or something? birds are nice

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:16 PM
Russians were very wrong for calling nazis as fascists in WW2, they weren't fascists for real, just nazis.

TELL ME MORE AFTER WE HAVE SEX,NOW SHUT UP AND GET BACK INTO BED

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:18 PM
isn't there something we can feed them to like a bird or something? birds are nice

I SHOOT BIRDS FOR SPORTING,FLYING RATS.I KEEP SEVERAL AQUARIUMS, CATS AND SPERMS.

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:19 PM
why isnt your username in all caps or do you not ball that hard

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:19 PM
Another lizard

maks
04-08-2012, 10:19 PM
"Roadrunners are omnivores and are opportunistic. Their diet normally consists of insects (such as grasshoppers, crickets, caterpillars, and beetles), small reptiles (such as lizards and snakes, including rattlesnakes), rodents and small mammals, tarantulas, scorpions, centipedes, spiders, snails, small birds, eggs, nestlings, and fruits and seeds like prickly pear cactus and sumac."

That settles it

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:25 PM
maks, what is tier to lizard posters?

maks
04-08-2012, 10:27 PM
maks, what is tier to lizard posters?

just above stompleb

maks
04-08-2012, 10:28 PM
brb adding links to rotten.com and ebaums world to my sig

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:29 PM
He was a nice guy when he was off the liquor!
After he got his new girlfriend prego he started drinking again which resolved into many online fights and many bans on many websites. After his first ban he started to chat with other lost souls with whom he shared pictures of his bent dick. Short after that those awfull pictures showed up on the net... Leading to a totall meltdown for this poor guy...
Last things known about him: He plays big guy on some loser forum, url is not known as we don't visit loser forums!

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:34 PM
why isnt your username in all caps or do you not ball that hard

MY USER NAME HAS NEVER BEEN IN ALL CAPS,IM FAMOUS ASK AROUND

maks
04-08-2012, 10:35 PM
clearly does not ball that hard

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:36 PM
sounds like the archtypical lizard

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:37 PM
MY USER NAME HAS NEVER BEEN IN ALL CAPS,IM FAMOUS ASK AROUND

your posts are losing steam bra i think you need to take a break and build that confidence back up~~

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:38 PM
Tad harsh. Lets just take away their heated sleeping pad for a week. That'll teach them to behave.

TAD HARSH IS LOOKING AT YOUR SKINNY ARMS AND ZIT FACE,YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU ARE ON AN ADULT FORUM.HAVE YOUR OLDER SISTER LOG IN STAT

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:39 PM
your posts are losing steam bra i think you need to take a break and build that confidence back up~~

STEAM I PLAY BF3 AND VISIT SITES BETWEEN ROUNDS.YOU A PLAYA

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:41 PM
STEAM I PLAY BF3 AND VISIT SITES BETWEEN ROUNDS.YOU A PLAYA

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/Funny%20gifs/super_funny_hilarious_worldsfunniest_pictures_of_1267053335_funny_gif_3.gif

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:42 PM
ELLE, SEND THE PICS AND HIT ME UP ON SKYPE

maks
04-08-2012, 10:44 PM
sounds like the archtypical lizard

yeah look at that cloaca

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:46 PM
Here you go







YOUR CUTE, SEND ME YOUR PICTURES AND I WILL SHARE BACK

<3 Jony

Well, ladies first but not nudes until you show me your dick with a written text "Elezzzark"



this is my old pic

http://i.imgur.com/Ka1gK.jpg

http://s019.radikal.ru/i601/1204/49/b32651a85f83.jpg

MASSIVELY STRONG THICK WITH MANY SEED

That's very small dick, my pussy isn't getting wet, please write my username on your cock before i show you my nipples and my vagina, finally my anus

NINE INCHES OF GLORIOUS MASSIVE WHITE SLAVIC COCK,YOUR PUSSY MUST BE BLOWN OUT FROM TOO MANY ABORTIONS


Please stop sending me private messages until you show me a new pic of you cock with a text my username

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 10:51 PM
if your dick isnt curving up your doing it wrong

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:53 PM
I DONT CARE IF YOU POST MY PICTURES,THAT IS WHY I TOOK THEM.IF YOU ARE ALL INSECURE ABOUT YOURSELF I DONT CARE,IM THE EMPERROR! YOU WILL NEVER HURT OR SHAME ME,CAN ANY OF YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOURSELFS?

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 10:55 PM
if your dick isnt curving up your doing it wrong

MY MASSIVE NINE INCH COCK HAS A NAME,MR BENDY. MR BENDY CAN HIT THE GSPOT EVERYTIME.

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:58 PM
I don't date with men who lie a lot and im not ashamed

i never post my nude pics here, this pic ain't one

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 11:00 PM
ELLE WILL BECOME THE QUEEN OF THIS SITE,WE TOGETHER WILL RULE THIS SITE. WE WILL NEED A COURT JESTER, TRYOUTS ARE MONDAY,BRING YOUR BEST GAME!

EMPERROR JONY AND QUEEN ELLE

LtPaperclip
04-08-2012, 11:01 PM
I don't date with men who lie a lot and im not ashamed

i never post my nude pics here, this pic ain't one

I LIKE THAT YOU KEEP THOSE PICS PRIVATE, WE WILL SKYPE

maks
04-08-2012, 11:01 PM
at least shop out the watermark you lazy fuck

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 11:02 PM
you realize that you no have no chance with elezzark right

maks
04-08-2012, 11:12 PM
fyi it really is perpetually 2005 with these people, here they are just discovering charlie the unicorn earlier tonight

http://www.rejecthaven.net/4um/showthread.php/6090-Have-you-ever-had-this-happen

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 11:15 PM
fyi it really is perpetually 2005 with these people, here they are just discovering charlie the unicorn earlier tonight

http://www.rejecthaven.net/4um/showthread.php/6090-Have-you-ever-had-this-happen

Not surprised, they were just 40 years old people who firstly had the Internet in 2009

maks
04-08-2012, 11:19 PM
how many unnecessary toolbars do you suppose are at the top of the internet explorer 6 window on mrs. fogle's machine? If it's less than 4 I will be very surprised.

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 11:21 PM
It's normal when common and current people have less than 4 it's supposed they installed 4 free softwares

maks
04-08-2012, 11:27 PM
I'll bet she has weatherbug and some kind of crazy cursor pack that turns her hourglass into a kitten walking or something and I'll bet she forwards chain letters and responds to phishing emails and reposts bullshit like one day gas boycotts on facebook or possibly even myspace

elezzzark
04-09-2012, 01:43 AM
The Lizards... worst episode ever in 2012

Gentleman Doli
04-09-2012, 01:45 AM
Hitler has AIDS.

elezzzark
04-09-2012, 02:06 AM
Hitler has AIDS.

you are stupid and idiot, didn't you even notice there no AIDS in WW2 until a nigger rapes a monkey and fuck the most prostitutes around Africa in Cold War

maks
04-09-2012, 02:08 AM
I agree, general doli is very idiot for failing to notice that

boobz
04-09-2012, 03:20 AM
elz has extensive aids research don't fuck with him :ninja: also elz deliberately contracted aids himself so that he could hunt down heidi d'olort gelt to destroy her life. mission status: UNKNOWN

Desolation
04-09-2012, 11:04 AM
http://media02.hongkiat.com/black-white-animal-photography/lizard.jpg

For just 5 posts a day, you can insure a lizard has something to read after he or she comes home from their 14 hour shift at the gas station. Call now.

rootbeer
04-09-2012, 11:09 AM
dp's kids are eating lizards they are so poor

maks
04-09-2012, 11:16 AM
http://media02.hongkiat.com/black-white-animal-photography/lizard.jpg

For just 5 posts a day, you can insure a lizard has something to read after he or she comes home from their 14 hour shift at the gas station. Call now.

lets introudce them to leeroy jenkins or 'all your base are belong to us' that'll blow their fucking minds

Gentleman Doli
04-09-2012, 11:19 AM
you are stupid and idiot, didn't you even notice there no AIDS in WW2 until a nigger rapes a monkey and fuck the most prostitutes around Africa in Cold War

lol i love you elz

rootbeer
04-09-2012, 11:21 AM
ltpaperclit looks like vtechryan after working in cosco for 10 years

Ltpaperclip.
04-09-2012, 02:03 PM
ok funny man ..... i am Ltpaperclip the real deal and all other posts by this imposter using very old pictures of me are fake ...i have no intrest in this forum at all ,,,...cody and kkoonhunter are behind this ...yes the cock pics are me ...yes the face pic is me all be it from 6 or 7 years ago ....but me jony the real ltpaperclip has no intrest in this forum or its members

maks
04-09-2012, 02:48 PM
shut up and leave, thanks in advance

English-Cunt
04-09-2012, 02:49 PM
OMFG ''DANCES WITH CATS'' is here lol

maks
04-09-2012, 02:54 PM
dances with cats? sounds like a fagloot.

English-Cunt
04-09-2012, 03:00 PM
oh he is, and it's faggloot!

maks
04-09-2012, 03:10 PM
if you're looking for perfect spelling you have come to the wrong place my friend

syncan aka ken post jr
04-09-2012, 03:48 PM
ok funny man ..... i am Ltpaperclip the real deal and all other posts by this imposter using very old pictures of me are fake ...i have no intrest in this forum at all ,,,...cody and kkoonhunter are behind this ...yes the cock pics are me ...yes the face pic is me all be it from 6 or 7 years ago ....but me jony the real ltpaperclip has no intrest in this forum or its members

maks
04-09-2012, 03:54 PM
so uninterested that he made an account just to tell us that

Gentleman Doli
04-09-2012, 05:05 PM
I care a lot about teh randome guy.

English-Cunt
04-09-2012, 05:12 PM
he shits on request

Gentleman Doli
04-09-2012, 05:21 PM
whats up fagloot guy

English-Cunt
04-09-2012, 06:33 PM
funny after your tiny dick pic posting meltdown ...not one was saved to my hard-drive, not every is like you! I love how us lizards have made you all butthurt awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lnopia the great
04-09-2012, 07:16 PM
nice life

English-Cunt
04-09-2012, 08:21 PM
You do save cock pics, its a known fact. You also post pics of your ass on sausage fest forums, in a "come hither" pose.

Youre such a huge faggot you even invented a word to describe how much of a faggot you are, because no existing word was adequate.

you mean the barrypothead pics ..there to lulzy to dump.......by ''sausage fest forums'' you mean RH where you was posting your dick and taint pics ? yet I'm the gay one ? .....you seem upset btw too funny

elezzzark
04-09-2012, 10:40 PM
Not surprised, it was nice fail attempt to troll us


Level 0.000001

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:00 PM
do you want to fight me in real life on video ? if you do i will fight ... i will punch you stupid in one min flat ..if you got the sand to face me ...then fess up

maks
04-10-2012, 03:04 PM
do you want to fight me in real life on video ? if you do i will fight ... i will punch you stupid in one min flat ..if you got the sand to face me ...then fess up

No, I want you to leave and go back to :lizard:.com and take your friends with you

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:14 PM
dunno ..i would have to scour 100s of gigs of hd to see

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:14 PM
ban me then ... and see what happens afterwards

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:21 PM
i am from ogrish

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:22 PM
i am from 2005 when ogrish was god ..penwan was moderator before i got banned

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:23 PM
then came uncoverreality.com and peterpigman the pink palace and daughter of satan

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:23 PM
i am legion

rootbeer
04-10-2012, 03:24 PM
listen pencil neck, i got a fat hog that needs sucking.

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:30 PM
listen pencil neck, i got a fat hog that needs sucking.

i,ll kill you .... fuck you ...picture it and post it on here homo

siburke939
04-10-2012, 03:42 PM
gay pride thread

LtPaperclip
04-10-2012, 03:52 PM
i am from ogrish


i am from 2005 when ogrish was god ..penwan was moderator before i got banned


then came uncoverreality.com and peterpigman the pink palace and daughter of satan


i am legion

I AM LTPAPERCLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:52 PM
gay pride thread

prides in august

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 03:53 PM
I AM LTPAPERCLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

non o no ...your not me ... its i,m LtPaperclip ... i am a god ... i am better than you

LtPaperclip
04-10-2012, 03:54 PM
gay pride thread

MEET ME ON BRIGHTON PIER THIS WEEKEND ARMY BOY, I WILL CAVE YOUR HEAD IN WITH ONE PUNCH

Ltpaperclip.
04-10-2012, 04:01 PM
The real Jony



The wanna be reason he's even here at all.

i am a GOD

siburke939
04-10-2012, 04:09 PM
MEET ME ON BRIGHTON PIER THIS WEEKEND ARMY BOY, I WILL CAVE YOUR HEAD IN WITH ONE PUNCH

cute but a bit late you dumb faggot i was there all last week could've run your mouth then big shot :jackoff:

LtPaperclip
04-10-2012, 04:14 PM
cute but a bit late you dumb faggot i was there all last week could've run your mouth then big shot :jackoff:

YOU SKINNY PUNK,COME BY AND TRY TO TALK THAT WAY TO MY FACE

siburke939
04-10-2012, 04:36 PM
yeah i'm right on that ya fucking retard don't worry i'll be down there again we'll see sunshine ;-)

timmy
04-10-2012, 04:48 PM
sibby siburke getting raged out by a pretend poster

timmy
04-10-2012, 04:48 PM
big dick br00tal bad buns

siburke939
04-11-2012, 01:22 AM
epic rage feel my anger through your screen...

siburke939
04-11-2012, 05:58 AM
i don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal

siburke939
04-11-2012, 05:58 AM
people know me

siburke939
04-11-2012, 05:58 AM
i'm very important - i have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

elezzzark
04-11-2012, 03:10 PM
http://gyazo.com/5587c2572fb87b6930b671a35057e7fe.png

m0nde
04-14-2012, 02:43 PM
srs