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timmy
09-17-2013, 03:32 PM
i told him i have a 12 kd ratio with PL on dota 2

Autistic Spectrum
09-17-2013, 03:34 PM
i bet he was like ok, it's fine fuck my daughter, i had no idea u where that good on dota2

always stevey
09-17-2013, 03:40 PM
Tim u are a short version of my husband

Autistic Spectrum
09-17-2013, 03:44 PM
wrong bitch,your "boyfriend" is a tall version of tim

Gentleman Doli
09-17-2013, 04:01 PM
every man on earth is a version of tim... ya tahts rigth,

juji
09-17-2013, 04:09 PM
http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/gamer_xlg.jpg

always stevey
09-17-2013, 05:11 PM
every man on earth is a version of tim... ya tahts rigth,
Especially my husband

Autistic Spectrum
09-17-2013, 05:16 PM
cag does he know he's your husband,

always stevey
09-17-2013, 05:23 PM
That's not important don't be rude to Tim, we are talking about Tim and his girlfriends dad

timmy
09-17-2013, 05:32 PM
i would be really mad, if i was someones husband and i didnt know about it

rootbeer
09-17-2013, 05:36 PM
every man on earth is a version of tim... ya tahts rigth,

....woah

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-17-2013, 06:17 PM
did you show him your hotpants pictures

jon
09-17-2013, 06:35 PM
i don't have a girlfriend

but there is a horse i know who'd be really angry if i told her that

always stevey
09-17-2013, 09:27 PM
My husbands dick is huge lol 9 inches long

m0nde
09-17-2013, 09:29 PM
why did it take you so long to get back online?

Moonman
09-17-2013, 09:44 PM
:smug:

juji
09-17-2013, 09:46 PM
i don't have a girlfriend

but there is a horse i know who'd be really angry if i told her that

what happened to ascii genitals?

Camoron
09-17-2013, 09:48 PM
Tim u are a short version of my husband

your boyfriend is a gay retarded autistic manchild who happens to be taller than 5'7", congrats.

Camoron
09-17-2013, 09:49 PM
i am also all of those things

juji
09-17-2013, 09:49 PM
don't believe cag has a real husband, she is just making up

Camoron
09-17-2013, 09:50 PM
ruby is too hes like 5'8"

Camoron
09-17-2013, 09:50 PM
don't believe cag has a real husband, she is just making up

You think?

juji
09-17-2013, 09:51 PM
she doesn't post her pic of husband

Autistic Spectrum
09-17-2013, 10:36 PM
cag is not dating anyone or married lol the guy that's fucking her this week is just some guy that will drop her when he get's bored like all the rest of them

UofLCardfan08
09-18-2013, 06:23 AM
girl's dad: "So tim, who is Gush?"

tim: "FFFFFfffffffffppppphhfffttt u"


*girl's dad googles*

always stevey
09-18-2013, 11:52 AM
your boyfriend is a gay retarded autistic manchild who happens to be taller than 5'7", congrats.

He's 6 3 and chisled from marble he is so hot

Camoron
09-18-2013, 12:33 PM
but is he a gay autistic retard? you said he was like tim so

always stevey
09-18-2013, 12:54 PM
His dick is 9 whole inches

timmy
09-18-2013, 01:02 PM
is he measuring from the base or the balls

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 01:08 PM
Mah dick isa so big :grin: :grin: :stare:

always stevey
09-18-2013, 01:08 PM
The base. You would never. Guess it was so fucking big when its flacid. At first I was like oh. And then I was like OH

always stevey
09-18-2013, 01:09 PM
It was a miracle.

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 01:09 PM
then I was moving my hips like yeah,

timmy
09-18-2013, 01:09 PM
god did it

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 01:10 PM
put yor hands up signigng my song every thigns gon be okay, ohyyyheahaha, its a party in cags vajay jay

timmy
09-18-2013, 01:11 PM
byo?

Camoron
09-18-2013, 02:17 PM
is he measuring from the base or the balls

how do you measure from the balls...

always stevey
09-18-2013, 02:21 PM
put yor hands up signigng my song every thigns gon be okay, ohyyyheahaha, its a party in cags vajay jay

Do you like that song. You bring it up alot

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 02:21 PM
Do you like that song. You bring it up alot

yes

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 02:22 PM
do yuo like me cag =)

always stevey
09-18-2013, 02:22 PM
Ok

Camoron
09-18-2013, 02:28 PM
Ok

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 03:47 PM
=)

always stevey
09-18-2013, 03:49 PM
I would really like to eat one of those baguettes

Gentleman Doli
09-18-2013, 03:50 PM
=) This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

maks
09-18-2013, 03:53 PM
I only lanced at this thread but it sounds like cag is excited that her boyfriend has a chode

always stevey
09-18-2013, 03:54 PM
Oh no don't get me started on his amazing cock. This is the kind of cock champions are made out of. Its 9 iches long

maks
09-18-2013, 03:55 PM
that's not a chode a chode is short and thick like m0nde

always stevey
09-18-2013, 03:57 PM
Watching it grow was a beautiful phenomenon. The most amazing thing I have ever seen.. and that one time

always stevey
09-18-2013, 03:58 PM
Like a flower in bloom