just passed a urine test, something lisa couldnt do

[timmy]

bushpig :smug:

[LadyKillmonger]

why are you having urine tests?

I only smoke pot and that's it.

Why are you obsessed with me lately? This behaviour is not going to get you laid

[Boar]

hey man i just passed one too congratulations

[LadyKillmonger]

hey man i just passed one too congratulationsLOL

[timmy]

why are you having urine tests?


its for a job lisa, something you wouldnt know much about

[Boar]

i dont get why me passing a urine test is funny :what:

[LadyKillmonger]

its for a job lisa, something you wouldnt know much aboutyeah I've had jobs from circus performer to teaching

but I've never been urine tested, I know cops that don't even get urine tested

so why do you think they've asked YOU to pee in a cup for them tim?

[timmy]

i dont get why me passing a urine test is funny :what:

hush now, keep talking and next thing youre an...obsessed...bush...pig

[timmy]

yeah I've had jobs from circus performer to teaching

but I've never been urine tested, I know cops that don't even get urine tested

so why do you think they've asked YOU to pee in a cup for them tim?

its mandatory prior to being hired, dummy

[LadyKillmonger]

its mandatory prior to being hired, dummyfor everyone or just you? lol

[timmy]

try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside

[LadyKillmonger]

speaking of which I got nice big bag of the yummiest bud and season 3 of breaking bad to watch.

Cheerio pip pip.

[Boar]

mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[UofLCardfan08]

try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside Best of luck to you Tim on your future job prospects, something fugly boychested lisa would never know about (work).

[rootbeer]

try and twist it all you like, but youre the one who's stoned all day every day and doesnt take a step outside

i guarantee she has more work experience than you. i think youre just bitter you had to get a job lolz

[always stevey]

Best of luck to you Tim on your future job prospects, something fugly boychested lisa would never know about (work).

Lmao

[juji]

Lisa has no job :/

[Camoron]

I had to take a piss test a few days ago because I thought I had a concussion at work and they made me take a piss test for the accident report

[Camoron]

Not worried since I dont do drugs

[Camoron]

Tim if you had to take a piss test to get the job its probably not a very good job

[Camoron]

What is the job

[timmy]

i guarantee she has more work experience than you. i think youre just bitter you had to get a job lolz

:yeaok:shes like 20 years older than me and has been unemployed for 10 years

well her story keeps changing because shes a compulsive liar

[timmy]

Tim if you had to take a piss test to get the job its probably not a very good job
:yeaok:

What is the job
groundskeeping :batting:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cameron all the guys that mow my lawn are always high as fuck why would your work care

[Tahiti Joe]

http://i.imgur.com/CCwrIRu.jpg

[LadyKillmonger]

:yeaok:shes like 20 years older than me and has been unemployed for 10 years

well her story keeps changing because shes a compulsive liar

Nope.

You're the liar.

[juji]

Nope.

You're the liar.

lol you made an example of yourself

[Camoron]

cameron all the guys that mow my lawn are always high as fuck why would your work care

I dint mow lawns. I gotta buy a suit for my job

[Camoron]

As a TEACHER

[Autistic Spectrum]

teaching others the proper way to mow lawns, your doing gods work

[Camoron]

System development methods gonna do a project where I make studebts decide on whether to use off the shelf software or develop something in housd for a particular scenario

[Camoron]

Any ideas for the scenario?

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i got one


the giants stadium grass has to be mowed for sundays game and it's already friday!, you only have 3 groundskeeper's on hand, do you go down to home depot parking lot to get some mexicans to help you, or do you try to do it yourself(this is a trick question btw)

[Camoron]

m0nde? Jon? Marks? Anyone..?

[timmy]

are youre stuydeneets udimf vitualisation?

[timmy]

System development methods gonna do a project where I make studebts decide on whether to use off the shelf software or develop something in housd for a particular scenario

tell them to make a program that ads cag to skype and calls her a fag

[Camoron]

are youre stuydeneets udimf vitualisation?

uh

[timmy]

:yeaok: