What should my late assignment policy be?

[Camoron]

:hmm:

[Camoron]

was thinkinhg 20% for one day late, 50% for up to a week, 0 beyond that

and only making certain assignments have hard due dates

[LadyKillmonger]

they need to ask for an extension and have it approved before the due date or penalties such as 10% a day apply

[LadyKillmonger]

extensions were my best friend at uni

[Camoron]

extensions are gay. 10% a day is too lenient. 20% for one day, 50 beyond that, 0 after a week. Fuck em.

[LadyKillmonger]

you're going to have to be more flexible than that

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

if they ask for an extension be like i got an extension for you 8====D

[LadyKillmonger]

you're teaching them, not culling them.

[LadyKillmonger]

don't forget how well they do reflects on you too

[Camoron]

you're going to have to be more flexible than that

some instructors dont take late work at all. Idk how things are in Stupid Aboland but here our institutions of higher learning have standards

[Camoron]

don't forget how well they do reflects on you too

might as well just give them all As is that what you're saying?

[rootbeer]

prof cam im gonna need an extension on that final exam

[LadyKillmonger]

some instructors dont take late work at all. Idk how things are in Stupid Aboland but here our institutions of higher learning have standardsactually our standards are higher than yours

[0mon Ra]

tell them that if they give you gift cards along with the late assignment there is no penalty. it's just a bribe there's nothing wrong with that.

[steveyos YOLO]

Force them to let you suck their dick

[Camoron]

actually our standards are higher than yours

then how come australians are the most obnoxious retarded people on earth

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

20% a day is obnoxious, a zero after a week is unheard of. Stop letting your power get to your head you psycho! xoxoxox

[Gentleman Doli]

late policy:
- if ur late by a day, thats an NEDM. you have to make a ytmnd with the NEDM cat and the nedm nt even doom music sound track playeing in the back ground,
- if ur late by a weke, well thats a spath, you have to say spath out load in front of the whole class.

[Camoron]

20% a day is obnoxious, a zero after a week is unheard of. Stop letting your power get to your head you psycho! xoxoxox

i thought it seemed lenient

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyday it's late you get 10% sadder

[LadyKillmonger]

might as well just give them all As is that what you're saying?No but you need to be flexible and don't forget your job is to try and get everyone over the line, if they all earn A's because you taught the subject matter so well that they all fully understood it then great yeah but people with these stupid things called lives need extensions for all kinds of reasons and MOST of those reasons are actually valid.

I'm just saying that 10% a day is a pretty common across the board penalty for late work that hasn't had an extension approved, and allowing for extensions is usually just part and parcel of managing teaching. Make it official and even handed as you can, make simple extension requests forms, make the penalties for late work clear and defined and in writing and be prepared to be flexible as well for special circumstances. Have a form to apply for 'special consideration' too to cover for any who might fall through the cracks but are retrievable.

I'm a fully qualified teacher with a few years experience. You asked. Take it or leave it. It's YOUR class. Just offering some insight from my experience.

[Gentleman Doli]

No but you need to be flexible and don't forget your job is to try and get everyone over the line, if they all earn A's because you taught the subject matter so well that they all fully understood it then great yeah but people with these stupid things called lives need extensions for all kinds of reasons and MOST of those reasons are actually valid.

I'm just saying that 10% a day is a pretty common across the board penalty for late work that hasn't had an extension approved, and allowing for extensions is usually just part and parcel of managing teaching. Make it official and even handed as you can, make simple extension requests forms, make the penalties for late work clear and defined and in writing and be prepared to be flexible as well.

I'm a fully qualified teacher with a few years experience. You asked. Take it or leave it. It's YOUR class. Just offering some insight from my experience.

lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa was a great teacher, lol, she was the best mrs. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, molding and shaping the young minds of penguin island and touching there dicks

[Camoron]

No but you need to be flexible and don't forget your job is to try and get everyone over the line, if they all earn A's because you taught the subject matter so well that they all fully understood it then great yeah but people with these stupid things called lives need extensions for all kinds of reasons and MOST of those reasons are actually valid.

I'm just saying that 10% a day is a pretty common across the board penalty for late work that hasn't had an extension approved, and allowing for extensions is usually just part and parcel of managing teaching. Make it official and even handed as you can, make simple extension requests forms, make the penalties for late work clear and defined and in writing and be prepared to be flexible as well for special circumstances. Have a form to apply for 'special consideration' too to cover for any who might fall through the cracks but are retrievable.

I'm a fully qualified teacher with a few years experience. You asked. Take it or leave it. It's YOUR class. Just offering some insight from my experience.
im a fully unqualified teacher with no experience at all, and I think your an retarded person

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i thought it seemed lenient

its not lenient I've never seen such a strict late policy. Just make it so their letter grade is lowered a day eg. A to A- next day etc etc etc. THAT IS HOW HARVARD DOES IS

[Camoron]

just kdiding lisa, I love you, just couldnt pass that up

[Gentleman Doli]

well camoron your just a wee bit of a fuckhead aint ya?

[Camoron]

its not lenient I've never seen such a strict late policy. Just make it so their letter grade is lowered a day eg. A to A- next day etc etc etc. THAT IS HOW HARVARD DOES IS

one of the suggested late policies was to just give everything that's late an instant zero

my girlfriend's English teacher gave her a zero on an assignment because she didn't have it completely finished when she got to class, he wouldnt even take what she had done and yet he still made her turn it in because it was part of a larger project even though she got no points for that particular phase of it

[LadyKillmonger]

then how come australians are the most obnoxious retarded people on earthI don't know but their education standards are higher than america's

[Camoron]

its not lenient I've never seen such a strict late policy. Just make it so their letter grade is lowered a day eg. A to A- next day etc etc etc. THAT IS HOW HARVARD DOES IS

sounds good

[LadyKillmonger]

im a fully unqualified teacher with no experience at all, and I think your an retarded person*you're a

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya that must be it lisa you dumb cunny

[Camoron]

Thanks.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

woman teachers are great they always believe my made up stories about why my shit isn't done

[Autistic Spectrum]

great advice from an actual former teacher/petstore clerk

[Boar]

it should be that they have to give you their snapchat name lmao

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

Generally, the penalty for lateness is the lowering of your letter grade by one third
each day (e.g. from A to A or from A to B+). For the major paper, the penalty is a
full grade each day (e.g. from A to B).

Your schools are obnoxious and your degrees are usless in the holy u s of a.

[Boar]

or maybe it should be that they have to read one of your threads lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell us more about your community colleges late policies i am riveted

[Camoron]

boar man.. how cns you do this to me.. how do you me like this boar

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol wearing white jeans your first day of class, good move

[LadyKillmonger]

one of the suggested late policies was to just give everything that's late an instant zero

my girlfriend's English teacher gave her a zero on an assignment because she didn't have it completely finished when she got to class, he wouldnt even take what she had done and yet he still made her turn it in because it was part of a larger project even though she got no points for that particular phase of itI try to model myself on teachers I actually liked and who were actually good and engaging teachers

not on shit ones

find a mentor with like 20 years teaching experience

[Camoron]

lol wearing white jeans your first day of class, good move

I DONT HAVE WHITE JEANS

[Autistic Spectrum]

I try to model myself on teachers I actually liked and who were actually good and engaging teachers

not on shit ones

find a mentor with like 20 years teaching experience

which one of your teachers became a shut in who smokes 2 pounds of pot a week and does not leave her house for anything but fucking random guys she meets on the internet and lives off the government

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-04-15-standdeliver_l.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

well camoron your just a wee bit of a fuckhead aint ya?

[Boar]

see now the main problem that i have and it starts with the title of the thread is that youre giving out assignments

[Camoron]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-04-15-standdeliver_l.jpg

admiral adama won the academy award for that

[LadyKillmonger]

:golfclap:

[Gentleman Doli]

admiral adama was the guy who said "ITS A TRAP" in star wars

[Boar]

why do you need grades why do you need assignments you already have their money why cant you just teach camonroon

[Camoron]

sounds like faggotry to me

[Camoron]

Orc faggotry, the worst kind

[LadyKillmonger]

FAIL

[LadyKillmonger]

EPIC FAIL

[Camoron]

this isnt university of stonerville califrnia or whose line is it anwyays where everything's made up and the points don't matter

[Camoron]

EPIC FAIL

[Boar]

hey mayve you guys need to learn a lesson or two maybe youre not as smart as you think you are maybe youre the one who needs assignments lmao

[LadyKillmonger]

hey mayve you guys need to learn a lesson or two maybe youre not as smart as you think you are maybe youre the one who needs assignments lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

this isnt university of stonerville califrnia or whose line is it anwyays where everything's made up and the points don't matter

you work at a diploma mill and the student body consists of single mothers and people fresh out of jail

[Autistic Spectrum]

ivy leaguge schools do not really advertise at 3 am on cable tv

[Camoron]

you work at a diploma mill and the student body consists of single mothers and people fresh out of jail

msotly single mothers

[Boar]

hey camorns where do you work the university of pohneix lmao

[Camoron]

NO

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

9REQpM6ddbk

[Boar]

university of pohniex community collenge

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey camorns where do you work the university of pohneix lmao

basically, he works at an online college, they have a very nice sister school that teaches you autobody repair

[Boar]

do you have to log into second life to go sit in your virtual office and classroom lmao

[Boar]

hey camoronn what does a muffler do and where does it go on an average car

[Camoron]

YES DP, I BOUGHT A SUIT SO I COULD SIT ON THE INTERNET AND BE AN ONLINE INSTRUCTOR

[Camoron]

do you have to log into second life to go sit in your virtual office and classroom lmao

i bet a second life suit would cost more than the first life one i bought

[Autistic Spectrum]

the name of the college is _______ online college, it's not my fault the people who own it are liars

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

what color suit did you buy camoron is it a white denim one

[Autistic Spectrum]

sally struthers is there dean it's all very legit

[jon]

if you teach college the standard is 10% off for every day its late

[Camoron]

what color suit did you buy camoron is it a white denim one

yeha, thats why i was asking about the jeans, I bought the white jean blazer but like, weairng it with white jeans too? idk about that, might be pushing it,.

[Autistic Spectrum]

who cares, it's not like the single mothers are gonan give a fcuck

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

you could pull it off if you wear a texas string tie with it

[Boar]

stevey could probably make you a real nice white suit for free if you ask him

[Camoron]

who cares, it's not like the single mothers are gonan give a fcuck

you foret im teaching an IT course, i am pretty sure its all dudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

PRETEND YOU ARE ASUTRLIAN M8, THEN THE LAST DAY RIP OFF YOUR AUSTRLIAN SUIT AND TEAR DOWN YOUR BOOMARANG AND KANGROO JACK MOVIE POSTER AND BE LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING OWNED

[Boar]

white jeans with a white jean blazer and a white denim fedora look out here comes professor camorons!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

my dad actually has a full denim outfit and a bolo tie with a scorpion in it from the 80s

[StompleB]

extra credit: post on the forums

[Camoron]

Instant A if you make stomple cry

[Gentleman Doli]

Commander Data's "Ode to Spot" (my fellow Trekkies can appreciate this )

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection...

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomation
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a rather well developed cognitive array

[timmy]

was thinkinhg 20% for one day late, 50% for up to a week, 0 beyond that

and only making certain assignments have hard due dates
20% penalty for 1 day late is reasonable, 0 for 2days+ late
alternatively they can get a pass if they blow your shrivled bigfoot dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

jerk off in there hair, if there l8, cum in there eye if they are reallyl late

[Garfield]

in a wild slue of events camoron actually turns to lisa for teaching advice, oh man i just know this is going to make one hell of a performance tonight, yeah and did you his snapchat, oh boy were in for a treat

[maks]

does this school have a course in vcr repair because I think I'd like to get into vcr repair

[LadyKillmonger]

lol

I have a vcr

And a walkman too

[Camoron]

Commander Data's "Ode to Spot" (my fellow Trekkies can appreciate this )

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection...

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomation
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a rather well developed cognitive array

What I hate is that Brent Spiner read the first two lines as if it was a question