i got the job

[timmy]

:handshake: time to celebrate, with some video games

[LadyKillmonger]

grounds keeper timmy

[0mon Ra]

:care:

fuck australia

[timmy]

gonna be clearing up to 1700 a week if i work 7 days

[Tahiti Joe]

is it in Wallygong? start saving.

[LadyKillmonger]

now they don't just trust anyone with the keys to the shed

[Jibblez]

Barrypothead. Woe

[LadyKillmonger]

all employees must piss in a cup first

[timmy]

i passed the drug test lisa something you can only dream of doing, you drug addled retard.

jobs with high responsibility obv. need drug addled free workers

[timmy]

and they also cant be insane and retarded like you

[LadyKillmonger]

yeah I pass national criminal checks for teaching

I'm not low enough on the food chain to have to piss in a cup before I get the keys to the shed for groundskeeping

[Tahiti Joe]

would you want Lisa as a co-worker?

[LadyKillmonger]

did I just say that?

I meant to say "congratulations tim" and it came out wrong

[Autistic Spectrum]

grounds keeper timmy

:alert: GIMMACK THIEF :alert:

[timmy]

no, lisa would make the days go long, and make you want to get a new job

[timmy]

did I just say that?

I meant to say "congratulations tim" and it came out wrong

congratulaitons lisa, for still being a shut in at home, with no job and no friends other than a crosseyed cat on its last legs close to dying of natural casuses, such is life

[LadyKillmonger]

congratulaitons lisa, for still being a shut in at home, with no job and no friends other than a crosseyed cat on its last legs close to dying of natural casuses, such is lifeI'm higher qualified and had better jobs than you

[timmy]

youre too mentally unstable to get a job, that means youre a looser

[always stevey]

gonna be clearing up to 1700 a week if i work 7 days


Don't listen to Lisa, welfare queen

[timmy]

how can you be a teacher if you dont even know how to spell for shit

[always stevey]

Don't let that mean lady whom you jilted bring you down on your special day!

[always stevey]

Lmao ^__^

[LadyKillmonger]

youre too mentally unstable to get a job, that means youre a looserwhat was that about spelling tim?

it's better than yours

[Gentleman Doli]

bonjour madame, today we have the most exquisite hat for you to eat

[LadyKillmonger]

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, so fucking jealous of tim's success and cag's great body,

[timmy]

lisa lets put this in perspective there were 60 other candidates, 3 positions, and i got the job, something you dont have

[Gentleman Doli]

i would fuck som kind of freakish tim-cag hy brid and no thats not gay (clay pls do not ban), thats jsut who i am

[always stevey]

lisa lets put this in perspective there were 60 other candidates, 3 positions, and i got the job, something you dont have

I don't understand why she has to be such insensative piece of shit to you.

[LadyKillmonger]

60 highly qualified and educated people lining up to piss in a cup hoping to be the lucky candidate who can pass a university exam... no wait I mean a URINE TEST... who can pass a urine test and be trustworthy enough with the keys to the shed for groundskeeping

[Tahiti Joe]

it's that way with mentally ill.

[always stevey]

Stolen gimmick detected

[LadyKillmonger]

irony imploding

[always stevey]

Lisa, take your meds please.

[always stevey]

The ones that keep you from being completely insane

[LadyKillmonger]

*in robot voice* good one

(gimmick not stolen, bought on sale at camoron's gimmick sale)

[Garfield]

:frogsiren:

[Garfield]

i feel like tim might lack a positive paternal figure in his life

[Garfield]

tim i can be your dad if you want

[rootbeer]

i want to be tims other dad, he can have two dads

[steveyos YOLO]

So proud of you irl

[LadyKillmonger]

Aunty Lisa

[Garfield]

does that mean ...we...like.. suck each others dicks and stuff?

[rootbeer]

does that mean ...we...like.. suck each others dicks and stuff?

yep oral only i dont want to damage your hole

[Garfield]

i can still fuck you though right?

[rootbeer]

i have a head ache tonight

[UofLCardfan08]

Congratulations Tim!

[Camoron]

did I just say that?

I meant to say "congratulations tim" and it came out wrong
:rofl: