should i give my larping gf this bottle of perfume from my mom that she doesn't like anymore?

[blumpkin blownuts]

we'd hate for it to go to waste -- but nothing, i mean nothing is weirder than your gf smelling like your mom
and yes of course i thought about using it for myself but it's too feminine

i'll try giving it to her sister first

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

hold a lighter in front of it use it on ants

[blumpkin blownuts]

dude never, ants are supercool

[always stevey]

No bob. You don't want your girfriend to smell like your mom when you're having sex. I would never give my husband my Jewish fathers cologne

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

the other night I went out on my porch and ran into a spider web and the spider was like 1/2 inch away from my eye I went back inside and grabbed some aerosol deodorant and murdered the shit out of him

[always stevey]

the other night I went out on my porch and ran into a spider web and the spider was like 1/2 inch away from my eye I went back inside and grabbed some aerosol deodorant and murdered the shit out of him

MURDERER!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

666 burn spider burn

[Garfield]

should have left him so you dont have to waste all your deoderant on ants

[always stevey]

You're a monster. What did that little innocent spider do to deserve such cruelty

[always stevey]

Aersol deoderent you wear axe lmao

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

should have left him so you dont have to waste all your deoderant on ants

dont use deodorant my armpits have a natural manly musk or just smell like weed

[always stevey]

Dandandan saw this commerical and ran out to buy some axehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXZqbHFRmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[always stevey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXZqbHFRmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Dandandan saw this commerical and ran out to buy some axehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXZqbHFRmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

thats me when I don't wear deodorant all bitches need to do is smell my aryan superman pheromones

[jon]

if your mother's not jewish, you're not jewish

[jon]

jew 4 dad 2

[always stevey]

They are running to tell him stop spraying that shit in the air

[blumpkin blownuts]

sometimes at nighttime i dream of shrinking myself down to a tiny size and running with the wild ants in my back yard

[steveyos YOLO]

Tried to kill myself in my sleep