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timmy
10-05-2013, 04:13 AM
get a vasectomy, then hunt for lesbians who want a child and a man to give them said child, most of them dont want long durations of sex, so you can cum asap and not be concerned about them enjoying it...

usually they will trick you and make you pay child support, thats how these lesbian whores work they want a baby and child support...

jokes on them you cant get them pregannt, free sex, rinse and repeat, you now have an entire new selection of sex mates(unless you want to triple it and become bi)

timmy
10-05-2013, 04:15 AM
you cna prob fuck the same one a few times, saying youll bv e there 4 the kid, or w/e she wants from you, but never reveal that youre shooting blanks, act all insulted if they blame you for it not working, tell them theyre poor stock who cant get pregnant(lesbians are poor stock anyway soi they deserve to be called s uch)

internutt
10-05-2013, 04:28 AM
http://www.starwarped.net/files/other-roles/Samuel-L-Jackson/Jurassic-Park-Ray-Arnold-1.jpg

internutt
10-05-2013, 04:28 AM
yeah, u gay son

Tahiti Joe
10-05-2013, 05:35 AM
drink more free soda.

timmy
10-05-2013, 05:54 AM
drink more free soda.

dere iz no soduh ehn der FEEMA campz!!!!!!
mwuaahahahahahaha

steveyos
10-05-2013, 09:18 AM
I'll try this

Camoron
10-05-2013, 09:41 AM
My girlfriend used to be a lesbo :puke:

rootbeer
10-05-2013, 09:47 AM
you can fuck a lesbian without cuttting your nuts off

LadyKillmonger
10-05-2013, 09:49 AM
trying to find lesbians who want to procreate with.... you.....

this is your plan to get laid

Tahiti Joe
10-05-2013, 10:36 AM
all normal woman reject Timmay. Lisa you're no where near normal.

always stevey
10-05-2013, 10:48 AM
Must be male, Marco need not apply

steveyos YOLO
10-05-2013, 10:03 PM
:lmao: go to hell cat avatar guy