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LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 10:45 PM
The end.

:rockout:

Ramen
10-08-2013, 10:50 PM
but... but... I thought we had something, lisa..... :sad:

Autistic Spectrum
10-08-2013, 11:02 PM
welp

UofLCardfan08
10-08-2013, 11:03 PM
http://youtu.be/8ZcmTl_1ER8

timmy
10-08-2013, 11:15 PM
:shit:

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:15 PM
Lmao. Poor rootbeer

juji
10-08-2013, 11:21 PM
rootbeer is new plug drugs

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:24 PM
U dunno. I don't know why anyone would want to meet Lisa irl. Shes pretty gross.

steveyos YOLO
10-08-2013, 11:29 PM
I'm glad you 2 worked things out I was gonna have a hard time falling asleep tonight worrying

Gentleman Doli
10-08-2013, 11:31 PM
tosseing and truning in my sleep, wow so before lisa thot plug drugs ER I MEAN ROOT BEER, LMAO, was a total lsoer but now she loves him again, hm tihs is the beginings of a stable and logn lasting relaton ship :grin:

Gentleman Doli
10-08-2013, 11:31 PM
btw rootbeer never fucking post here again you enormous fucking loser

steveyos YOLO
10-08-2013, 11:36 PM
Unless its to post a video of you crying irl about losing lisa

juji
10-08-2013, 11:36 PM
U dunno. I don't know why anyone would want to meet Lisa irl. Shes pretty gross.

I've been in CA and you refused to meet me irl, so do you consider yourself as gross?

timmy
10-08-2013, 11:37 PM
do you? are you that gross? huh? cunt? i fucking asked you a question? better answer my asnwer, or prepare the consequences

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:41 PM
I've been in CA and you refused to meet me irl, so do you consider yourself as gross?

Yeah I'm pretty damn gross actually

steveyos YOLO
10-08-2013, 11:44 PM
I consider myself as gross by a bad reason

LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 11:45 PM
shovel face moron slag

juji
10-08-2013, 11:45 PM
Yeah I'm pretty damn gross actually

You fucking disappointed me, when I felt like about your reason:

:dong: to :flaccid:

LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 11:47 PM
btw rootbeer never fucking post here again you enormous fucking loserupset much?

Don't worry, he's not interested in coming between your toe head and cag's shovel face

juji
10-08-2013, 11:49 PM
Lisa is your fault, you made rootbeer as the new plug drugs

LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 11:51 PM
Lisa is your fault, you made rootbeer as the new plug drugsRootbeer is no loser psycho piece of shit plug drugs who harasses me to tears.

He's Rootbeer, he's awesome and you know it.

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:52 PM
I remember when Lisa was so excited when doli hit on her ironically lmao.

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:54 PM
Then, when it turned out to be a joke, she tried to play it off like she didn't care. LOL

LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 11:55 PM
I remember when Lisa was so excited when doli hit on her ironically lmao.oh you mean for the 6 whole months he used to crack onto me everyday? Yeah I was so excited, you're not just a loser or anything.

well old toe head has hit the jackpot with you hasn't he? All the cans he can open with your chin, you're a keeper, all the guys are heaps genuine about you.

Fugly pathetic seething slag.

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:55 PM
There was this girl in my middle school and she was so ugly and everyone pretended to be in love with her... LOL its l moddern day Lisa. The joke girl

steveyos YOLO
10-08-2013, 11:55 PM
Earlier today yo said rooty was crazy

steveyos YOLO
10-08-2013, 11:56 PM
Lisa be nice for a change

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:57 PM
oh you mean for the 6 whole months

well old toe head has hit the jackpot with you hasn't he? All the cans he can open with your chin, you're a keeper, all the guys are heaps genuine about you.

Fugly pathetic seething slag.

Lmao, you posted for weeks about masterbating to doli. He certainly wasn't a "toehead" then

LadyKillmonger
10-08-2013, 11:57 PM
There was this girl in my middle school and she was so ugly and everyone pretended to be in love with her... LOL its l moddern day Lisa. The joke girlsure that girl wasn't you?

You're uglier than me, deal with it loser.

always stevey
10-08-2013, 11:59 PM
Does rootbeer know you're settling for him? He's not doli or dp, but oh well

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:00 AM
Lmao, you posted for weeks about masterbating to doli. He certainly wasn't a "toehead" thenuh no I didn't

I posted once that I masturbated about doli

have you ever seen yourself? Like seen your seething desperate posts about me?You're just a loser, lol a seething jealous ugly slag of a loser. Seethe harder about me and maybe a guy will fall in love with you.

juji
10-09-2013, 12:01 AM
Rootbeer is no loser psycho piece of shit plug drugs who harasses me to tears.

He's Rootbeer, he's awesome and you know it.

Rootbeer arrives at Lisa's apt:


Rootbeer: *knocks on door*

Lisa: *Opens the door with horrible pose* ...Who the fuck are you?

Rootbeer: I'm Rootbeer

Lisa: *Closes the door*

Rootbeer: *feels very disappointed and thinks...* Well I'm... *cries a lot*

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:03 AM
Rootbeer arrives at Lisa's apt:


Rootbeer: *knocks on door*

Lisa: *Opens the door with horrible pose* ...Who the fuck are you?

Rootbeer: I'm Rootbeer

Lisa: *Closes the door*

Rootbeer: *feels very disappointed and thinks...* Well I'm... *cries a lot*quite the imagination you have there

timmy
10-09-2013, 12:03 AM
lisa is no longer availailable.. cross her off your list ladeymen

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 12:04 AM
Lisa stop being mean to people who are only trying to get to the truth and try to help you.

timmy
10-09-2013, 12:04 AM
cag on the other hand is still available and she is sane, to an extent... get your pitchforks its mating season

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:04 AM
cag on the other hand is still available and she is sane, to an extent... get your pitchforks its mating seasonLOL!

All yours if you want it

yep shovel face is still on the shelf and it's not like she's going to be selective

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 12:05 AM
Rooty must have a secre meth addiction for lisa to have any interest in him

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:08 AM
yeah I don't take meth but keep saying it if you makes you feel better about yourself

juji
10-09-2013, 12:12 AM
yeah I don't take meth but keep saying it if you makes you feel better about yourself

Remember Mike and Anne Peterson? you are used to deal with meth business.

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:15 AM
Remember Mike and Anne Peterson? you are used to deal with meth business.ok first of all I never met anne peterson in my life

second of all I've met all kinds of people in my life who have taken all kinds of drugs juji that does not mean however that I take every drug under the sun

I smoke pot and that's the only drug I take.

always stevey
10-09-2013, 12:22 AM
Rooty must have a secre meth addiction for lisa to have any interest in him

I rumbo why he wants to date a nasty 50 year old meth head who never sleeps (which means she looks haggard) either way he will see the errors of his ways and date a nice college girl his age

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 12:38 AM
I rumbo why he wants to date a nasty 50 year old meth head who never sleeps (which means she looks haggard) either way he will see the errors of his ways and date a nice college girl his ageI look better than you and I'm 10 years older

and he's not interested in you, nice guys never will be because you're a nasty pathetic try-hard skank

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 02:12 AM
I look better than you and I'm 10 years older


keep saying it if you makes you feel better about yourself

:XD:

rootbeer
10-09-2013, 06:30 AM
The end.

:rockout:

yay! <3

jon
10-09-2013, 06:47 AM
congratulations lisa and rootbeer, lisa you have a bright future ahead of you, of charting gains, punching trees, in minecraft and in real life, maybe there's even a green card in it for you, just remember whatever you do, stay the fuck out of garland

steveyos
10-09-2013, 07:13 AM
it's so sad watching lisa defend herself while being completely clueless on the most important fact that only she cares about any of this and the only reason anyone argues with her is because her replies are hilarious this is so sad she is so stupid lol

timmy
10-09-2013, 07:48 AM
Lisa is. Financial deadweight :(

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 08:04 AM
wait so is rootbeer going to pengunin island or is lisa coming to the swamp where rootbeer punches the forest?

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 08:16 AM
Tim lives with his mummy and daddy :(

UofLCardfan08
10-09-2013, 09:10 AM
yay! <3

You're a fucking idiot

UofLCardfan08
10-09-2013, 09:12 AM
Tim lives with his mummy and daddy :(

and your family beats the shit out of you on Christmas day


Tim lives in a more stable and loving environment x1000

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 09:14 AM
tim

living a loving and stable environment with his mummy and daddy

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:16 AM
lisa lives in a tin roofed trailer on an island full of adorable little penguins ok, i think she's got her shit together, and maybe u guys should jsut back off

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 09:18 AM
I live in a flat with my cat

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:20 AM
so when's rootbeer making the trip i want to program some sort of countdown clock

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:28 AM
COUNTDOWN TO HERPES :time:

rootbeer
10-09-2013, 09:30 AM
so when's rootbeer making the trip i want to program some sort of countdown clock

Nov sometime hopefully

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:31 AM
do you have your passport??? it takes a while i would go today to the dmv, to start if you don't have it

rootbeer
10-09-2013, 09:36 AM
do you have your passport??? it takes a while i would go today to the dmv, to start if you don't have it

yeah im set, i would like to leave asap, but they bend you over on ticket prices if u dont buy in advance

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:48 AM
rootbeers australian adverente, i am jealous as hell i wanna go to auslitra

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 09:50 AM
a friend of mine went to give AIDS shots or teach abo's how to read or something and she liked it so much she just stayed there

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-09-2013, 10:08 AM
for 3000 bucks or whatever it costs to go to australia you could go to las vegas and eat at buffets and fuck beautiful women with crystal meth habits every day for like a week

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 10:14 AM
srsly how many kangroo's are in las vegas, prob 10 tops

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 10:16 AM
also it's only 2 grand round trip from detroit to sydney

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 10:17 AM
it would only cost me 1796 dollars to go to lisa's house today

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-09-2013, 10:17 AM
you could fuck every black chick in detroit for 2000 dollars

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 10:18 AM
i have $1,796 dolloirs lisa, i;m coming

StompleB
10-09-2013, 10:18 AM
why he's really going:

http://i.imgur.com/RQ5d5aN.jpg

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 10:22 AM
Seriously hope rootbeer dies irl.

Gentleman Doli
10-09-2013, 11:09 AM
oh rooty!

Gentleman Doli
10-09-2013, 11:09 AM
lol tihs is goign to work out rly well and it wont jsut be super embarrassing for every one involved

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 01:50 PM
As long as it keeps both of them from posting here I think it's great news

Gentleman Doli
10-09-2013, 02:11 PM
hm, gues i never thot of taht. in that case i hope u two are happy to geather :grin:

Tahiti Joe
10-09-2013, 02:23 PM
isa died.

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 02:30 PM
I'm guessing she will be sitting in tinychat fingering herself while seeing rootbeer in the background picking up garbage looking for a place to sit

Tahiti Joe
10-09-2013, 02:31 PM
isa fingering.

0mon Ra
10-09-2013, 02:40 PM
why are you blackmailing rootbeer and what does that mean

Autistic Spectrum
10-09-2013, 02:42 PM
it's some minecraft term

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 02:47 PM
It's rootbeer's fault for being sexually attracted to the body of a 12 year old boy with a 65 year old women's face.

Boar
10-09-2013, 03:33 PM
hey guys this isnt until november we could have at least four more breakdowns before then

Camoron
10-09-2013, 04:11 PM
WHAO! this is wacky, so wait, let me get this str8 m8, rootber teh resident arm wrestling strongman, is going to fly 20 hours and ten million miles to visit lisa on the moon, but he wont drive an hour and a half to visit old Camoron up in Swampville USA?

well ill be a monkeys uncel.

steveyos
10-09-2013, 04:20 PM
srsly how many kangroo's are in las vegas, prob 10 tops

lol

0mon Ra
10-09-2013, 06:55 PM
WHAO! this is wacky, so wait, let me get this str8 m8, rootber teh resident arm wrestling strongman, is going to fly 20 hours and ten million miles to visit lisa on the moon, but he wont drive an hour and a half to visit old Camoron up in Swampville USA?

well ill be a monkeys uncel.

no he said lisa blackmailed him and he hates her now. i don't know what happened.

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 08:43 PM
They're both insane and need to be put on meds 24/7

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 09:56 PM
no he said lisa blackmailed him and he hates her now. i don't know what happened.um no retard

cag spammed that I was blackmailing Rootbeer but nothing out of the 200 posts a day the seething fugly shovel faced cag makes about has ever been true

Idiot.

I'd hate to be so dumb I didn't realise that

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2013, 11:27 PM
wow, i hope i don't die before the fallout from this impending meltdown hits

lisa: it's TOWhead, you illiterate faggot maybe scrape some of that bong resin out of your skull and learn to english
rootbeard: congrats bro it's always the nice guys who get the real prize females at our age, don't ever change

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2013, 11:28 PM
God please let me live long enough to see the shitstorm from lisa fucking rootbeer over and/or rootbeer getting gushed apart or they get married and lisa aborts a million rootbeer babbys except that one that gets away from faptima's babby vac by hiding behind a double-headed dragon dildo long lost in her uterus and grows up looking like the Penguin except with bright red hair

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 11:32 PM
wow, i hope i don't die before the fallout from this impending meltdown hits

lisa: it's TOWhead, you illiterate faggot maybe scrape some of that bong resin out of your skull and learn to english
rootbeard: congrats bro it's always the nice guys who get the real prize females at our age, don't ever change

No it's TOE head when someone's head is shaped like a toe you dipshit

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2013, 11:35 PM
does that mean your head is shaped like a retard you fucking retardhead

blumpkin blownuts
10-09-2013, 11:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Southern_Bush_Pig.jpg

LadyKillmonger
10-09-2013, 11:39 PM
*robot voice* good one

steveyos YOLO
10-09-2013, 11:48 PM
bobhughes please don't die before we get to meet irl

always stevey
10-10-2013, 05:19 AM
does that mean your head is shaped like a retard you fucking retardhead
Yes it does just look at her new profile picture lmao

always stevey
10-10-2013, 05:22 AM
um no retard

cag spammed that I was blackmailing Rootbeer but nothing out of the 200 posts a day the seething fugly shovel faced cag makes about has ever been true

Idiot.

I'd hate to be so dumb I didn't realise that. Lma

O

always stevey
10-10-2013, 09:32 PM
Lisa is pretty gross old skank that looks like Aileen wurnos

always stevey
10-10-2013, 09:34 PM
Holy shit maybe Aileen wurnos escaped death row and fled to Australia to become Lisa. They are the same age and equally crazy. Lisas rough features are a spitting image of Aileen.

blumpkin blownuts
10-10-2013, 09:44 PM
Lisa is pretty gross old skank that looks like Aileen wurnos

holy shit i cant believe i never noticed before, lmfao

LadyKillmonger
10-10-2013, 09:51 PM
Me? Um no.

But you cag, you're fucking ugly lmao

always stevey
10-10-2013, 09:55 PM
That's why you're so obsessed with me lmao

always stevey
10-10-2013, 09:55 PM
Please stop being jealous

LadyKillmonger
10-10-2013, 10:02 PM
ewwwwww


latest rep comment

Thread: I'm going to meet Rootbeer and live happily ever after.

stay the fuck away from doli, bitch. hes mine

StompleB
10-10-2013, 10:03 PM
veTC7qteVis

rare rooty vid

steveyos YOLO
10-10-2013, 11:24 PM
lick my ass out

always stevey
10-12-2013, 02:58 AM
:rofl:

always stevey
10-12-2013, 03:00 AM
ewwwwww


latest rep comment

Thread: I'm going to meet Rootbeer and live happily ever after.

stay the fuck away from doli, bitch. hes mine
Well looks like rootbeer changed his mind.