I have a message.

[maks]

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

[juji]

You lost iwascruel

[steveyos YOLO]

Those fuckin gooks

[maks]

You lost iwascruel

iwascruel lost me

[maks]

Those fuckin gooks

It's this war, man. *long rant about man's inhumanity towards man followed by performing surgery while drunk on moonshine*

[rootbeer]

You lost iwascruel

iwascruel was a jerk

[rootbeer]

she was cruel...

[skrizach]

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

no :(

[steveyos]

no :(

[maks]

no :(

don't worry the guy from dragnet is coming to take his place

[maks]

iwascruel was a jerk

p much. she was determined to have a fight so I gave her one.

[Moonman]

iwc got ran out of the forums by lisa

[Moonman]

unless i'm mistaken i dont really remember

[Moonman]

all i heard was lisa and iwc got into a bitch fight with each other then iwc quit posting the next day

[Moonman]

iwc couldnt take the shame that she had actually stooped down a certain level and that she was going to be looked down upon by everyone no matter who won, her or lisa

[Moonman]

thats how i'm guessing it went in my head

[Moonman]

of course iwc will just act like she's too cool to post with all of us since she's a trendy hipster douchebag

[Moonman]

"i liked grunge BEFORE it was cool.. except i wasnt even in kindergarten when kurt cobain shot himself"

[rootbeer]

nice seven posts in a row about iwc, very subtle

[Moonman]

give me ur santa plz

[steveyos]

I love iwc

[Moonman]

....

[Moonman]

me too how could she leave us like that :crying:

[Camoron]

Damn you guys I miss u

[maks]

then why id you groan and hang up when I tinychat called you the other day

[Camoron]

Sorry I thought it was Mr. Warburtonorwhatever and I really cant stand that guy

[rootbeer]

give me ur santa plz

sold it for $

[rootbeer]

Damn you guys I miss u

*gives cam a really slow awkward hug*

[maks]

Sorry I thought it was Mr. Warburtonorwhatever and I really cant stand that guy

no that was general doli he really wanted to talk to you he missed you

[maks]

he cried when you hung up

[skrizach]

don't worry the guy from dragnet is coming to take his place

as long as hot lips sticks around

[maks]

hot lips isn't going anywhere but don't get used to frank burns

[LadyKillmonger]

iwc was a stupid bitch and a fucking pathetic shithouse mod who was deleting topics

I made a deal that seeing as she got mod for telling everyone her uncle fingered her on a podcast and then giggling inanely for an hour that if I did a p[odcast she would be de-modded

I did the podcast but I never did bother calling on the deal for that pathetic retarded loser to be demodded because for like a whole month she didn't delete topics and then one day she decided she was going to delete topics again, this pissed me off so I called in the deal and had her demodded

she wasn't banned, she wasn't herped, she was simply demodded because she was a fucking loser who was deleting topics anyway, usually if she was losing some retard argument argument she started, everyone wanted her demodded but needed an excuse

after she was demodded she spazzed at everyone on skype and left forever, yeah a great loss

[steveyos]

iwc fucking rules

[steveyos]

god damn lisa don't talk about other people please you're the worst thing to ever happen to thsi forum you have no right to talk about anyone else at all on the planet becaus eyou're the worst person ever

please bear in mind I did not read your post and nobody reads your posts I just know you're talking about iwc

[steveyos]

who I hope to marry one day

[steveyos]

because she's teh only female on the planet htat isn't a huge fag

[LadyKillmonger]

I'm sorry steveyos

I should be a really cool poster like you and literally spam 200 posts about lisa in everytopic.

You're fucking retarded, a shit poster and a total loser.

Shut the fuck up, I got you on ignore and still have to scroll through half a fucking page in everytopic because of your inane, try-hard retard shit spammed everywhere.

Stop posting you fucking loser, fuck off to fjs and stay there, if anyone actually wanted a forum spammed to shit with retard posts from one loser then they can go there.

[steveyos]

words

enter

more words

enter

every post the same

enter

batshit insane

enter

[Autistic Spectrum]

iwc was a stupid bitch and a fucking pathetic shithouse mod who was deleting topics

I made a deal that seeing as she got mod for telling everyone her uncle fingered her on a podcast and then giggling inanely for an hour that if I did a p[odcast she would be de-modded

I did the podcast but I never did bother calling on the deal for that pathetic retarded loser to be demodded because for like a whole month she didn't delete topics and then one day she decided she was going to delete topics again, this pissed me off so I called in the deal and had her demodded

she wasn't banned, she wasn't herped, she was simply demodded because she was a fucking loser who was deleting topics anyway, usually if she was losing some retard argument argument she started, everyone wanted her demodded but needed an excuse

after she was demodded she spazzed at everyone on skype and left forever, yeah a great loss
oh wow, iwc is my friend lisa, and is a nice person, maybe u should back off,

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm sorry steveyos

I should be a really cool poster like you and literally spam 200 posts about lisa in everytopic.

You're fucking retarded, a shit poster and a total loser.

Shut the fuck up, I got you on ignore and still have to scroll through half a fucking page in everytopic because of your inane, try-hard retard shit spammed everywhere.

Stop posting you fucking loser, fuck off to fjs and stay there, if anyone actually wanted a forum spammed to shit with retard posts from one loser then they can go there.

oh wow, stevey is my friend lisa, and is a nice person and maybe you should back off

[steveyos YOLO]

I agree with lisa, bring back iwascruel

[maks]

This thread is about M*A*S*H god damnit

[Autistic Spectrum]

suicide is painless , it brings on many changes,,

[skrizach]

hot lips isn't going anywhere but don't get used to frank burns
thank god, I hate burns, that guy is a friggin JOKE

[maks]

suicide is painless , it brings on many changes,,


and plug drugs can repeatedly fake it if he please

[maks]

thank god, I hate burns, that guy is a friggin JOKE

shame about trapper john, though. seriously fuck bj hunnicut.

[steveyos]

mash lisa's face in like it's Christmas at the bushpig residence

[rootbeer]

oh wow, iwc is my friend lisa, and is a nice person, maybe u should back off,

you are obsessed with australian ladies

[Camoron]

he cried when you hung up

Tell him words cannot express how penitent I am.

[Camoron]

It has never on this forum been my intent to injure or offend.

[rootbeer]

people from michigan dont use the word penitent

[Camoron]

Your particular brand of willful ignorance is frankly disturbing.

[Autistic Spectrum]

in the swamps of michigan, i sit on a log, looking at teh swamp snakes, i whisper, "penance for my sins" as i flog myself with a switch , i am now full blown penitent

[rootbeer]

i am gonna kick your ass

[Gentleman Doli]

Oh rooty

[Autistic Spectrum]

action star gulp action star

[LadyKillmonger]

heh

[Gentleman Doli]

LOL!

[maks]

people from michigan dont use the word penitent

he's a high falootin college professor now with tenure and a nehru jacket

[rootbeer]

he's a high falootin college professor now with tenure and a nehru jacket

professors in MI chew wheat out of the corner of their mouth

[maks]

everything I know about michigan I learned from michael moore movies, so basically camoron is black and poor and it's all big business's fault

[rootbeer]

thats not a joke man, detroit is really fucked up right now

[maks]

It wasn't very good to begin with, auto industry or no auto industry that city was a shithole

[Moonman]

why is the upper peninsula even a part of michigan, they should just make northern wisconsin and the UP a part of minnesota and make milwaukee, chicago, and detroit all their own state

[rootbeer]

It wasn't very good to begin with, auto industry or no auto industry that city was a shithole


its full of empty buildings its really creepy

[Autistic Spectrum]

really good craw fish in dem swamps,,,

[Moonman]

the great lakes are shaped like an animal, l michigan is like a big wang and milwaukee and chicago are the smegma & jizz, and lake huron is taking a poop and that's detroit. L Superior is the wolf's head, duluth is on the nose and superior WI is the snot dribbling out of it

[Moonman]

minnesota, wisconsin, and michigan all have on thing in common: the north half of the state is full of a bunch of hicks and the southern half of the state is full of fairies and black people

[Moonman]

=O did that just come out of my mouth

[Moonman]

sorry, the city of duluth is being ruined because black people from chicago are moving here from chicago for our welfare programs in the tens of thousands

[Moonman]

i'm not a racist but that is blatantly what is happening

[Moonman]

illinois gave up on them so they found a new place to infest and skipped over the state of wisconsin because that state is a shithole and came to infect our lovely state of MN

[Moonman]

all the white people in MN are slowly moving further north-west towards north dakota

[rootbeer]

i like where i live, if i didnt id move lol

[rootbeer]

i live in a small town and its everyones mantra "i hate this place im getting out"
but they never do

[Moonman]

this city is alright.. its kind of the cultural and industrial hub of the region. but all the educated young people move to minneapolis because there is no opportunity here. The iron ore industry is pretty much what kept northern minnesota alive and its slowly dying down. All thats left is artsy fags in the their northern shacks in the woods making chainsaw carvings out of blocks of wood and dreamcatchers and whatever the fuck; hicks who fish and hunt and shit; black people moving here for welfare; natives; and upper middle-class faggots moving up here from minneapolis as a place to escape the big city.

The original scandinavian population which immigrated here in the late 19th century and early 20th century has since settled itself into discrete class-tiers

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

illinois gave up on them so they found a new place to infest and skipped over the state of wisconsin because that state is a shithole and came to infect our lovely state of MN

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[maks]

its full of empty buildings its really creepy

yeah I hear you can get a house for like $100 and still no one is buying.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's because you have to pay the back property taxes and those houses are so fucked up for being left to rot, that most of them have to be totally gutted or torn down

[Autistic Spectrum]

if they where nice houses that did not need 10's of thousands of dollars of work and taxes i would own detroit right now

[maks]

also the animals are coming in and reclaiming former neighborhoods your new $100 home just might be a den of wolves or bears or negros

[Moonman]

its pathetic the whole country is going down the shitter, detroit turning in to a ghost town? thats a scary prospect

[Moonman]

them nigger sapped everything they could out of detroit time to move on to northern minnesota

[maks]

yeah it's because there's too many dumb fuck loser addicts with no skills living off their family and then living off the government when their families die off

[Moonman]

and the federal governments been shut down for like what a month now? is it too late to get on the lifeboats to canada?

[Moonman]

marks youve been unemployed for like half a year now thats worse than me i'm going to school at least

[Moonman]

you cut the fat off the pig at the right time and have it all stocked up and youre just sucking at it, bunked out and hibernating until shit doesnt suck anymore

[Autistic Spectrum]

a ged is a very important thing to have in todays job market,

[Moonman]

learn computers and sell your 'skill' to middle-aged fucks too old to learn anything new
literally this whole next generation knows computers now, what are you going to do when best buy or w/e is sending guys making minimum wage over to office buildings to do work the IT guy used to do?

[Autistic Spectrum]

hahaha but you live with your grandmother and have 0 propects, u should learn a skill asap, fix cars do something people will pay you more than 8 dollors an hour to do

[Autistic Spectrum]

computer programming is a dying field, and not highly paid, u really opened my eyes plug drugs u fat retard

[Moonman]

marks isnt doing programming he was the IT guy somewhere before he got fired, he made a thread about it, then he told everybody "i got immediately hired somewhere else and make 10 dollars more an hour", but turns out this was for his friend from highschool or something and he's only done work for him twice

[Autistic Spectrum]

IT workers of rubynet unite

[maks]

I repaired 3 laptops this week and set up a $4000 server for a vegetable distributer, I make $40 an hour and spend it on rent and trips to the poconos with my girlfriend instead of heroin

[maks]

frankly I could be a burger flipper and I'd still be in better shape than plug drugs

[Moonman]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

[Gentleman Doli]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

How is this an insult

[Moonman]

marks me and friends fix computers all the time its not a trade-skill its fucking tedious grunt work grandkids do for their computer-illiterate grandparents you can't cite it when youre trying to prove youve earned your keep in society

[maks]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

All while you were sitting in your grandma's living room jonesing and earning nothing

[Moonman]

its like saying "i set the timers on VCRs for a living"

[maks]

marks me and friends fix computers all the time its not a trade-skill its fucking tedious grunt work grandkids do for their computer-illiterate grandparents you can't cite it when youre trying to prove youve earned your keep in society

You and your friends know jack shit about computers which is why you believe a job in IT is nothing more than running virus scans. I'll bet you think every car repair is an oil change.

[maks]

If I knew as much as plug drugs I'd be making $13 an hour working at geek squad not $40 working on enterprise level infrastructure design and maintence

[Autistic Spectrum]

CAG'S GONNA PAY ME TO BE HER BOYFRIEND, I AM GONNA BE A PROFESSIONAL BOYFRIEND,

[Moonman]

You and your friends know jack shit about computers

yeah right we don't know shit about cleaning cat hair and lint off heat sinks and swapping out old power supplies; its not actual fucking work its bullshit and you know it

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol since u are not digging ditches it's not work, god dam, show me one IT CAVEMAN, u can't , check and mate

[maks]

Employer to plug drugs: Can you help us straighten out our SQL licensing? We have 15 seats and 25 users and people keep getting kicked out of our app
Plug drugs: Sequel to what? You should downgrade to windows xp I've never seen a server OS in my life.

[Autistic Spectrum]

torrent that shit bro,

[maks]

yeah right we don't know shit about cleaning cat hair and lint off heat sinks and swapping out old power supplies; its not actual fucking work its bullshit and you know it

There's at least 3 multimillion dollar companies running their entire infrastructures off of my appliances and my scripts (on my host os's which run on my blade servers). I custom designed a linux distro to repurpose old machines (over 50 at last count) into thin clients which utilize my VDI infrastructure. Go home, you're out of your league.

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs u just entered your worst nightmare, upset IT WORKERS,,,,

[maks]

Employer to plug drugs: We're sick of paying for hosting, can you build us a LAMP server on site?
plug drugs: lol you idiot lamps plug into the wall

[maks]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia

Plug drugs: Boot from this xp cd I torrented, enter this key I got from serials.wx and install all the software manually. It should only take you about 100 hours of labor.

[LadyKillmonger]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia:shlick:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am going down to the computer recylcing place today and grabbing all there 19 inch lcd 4:3 monitors,, and hording them, and selling them to arcade collectors when they run out on ebay for 20 times the cost i am getting them for :twisted:

[Moonman]

tell me how to get the methyl functional group at R-n on my substituted phenethylamine

[Moonman]

:shlick:

don't be impressed by these dweebs; organic chemistry, that's what you should be impressed by

[Moonman]

see, i can use my skills to embarrass all of you too

[Moonman]

tell me marks/dp, which polar solvent would be most apt for extracting lysergic acid amides from hawaiin baby woodrose seeds? also, pointing out, this is shit i knew when i was 14

[LadyKillmonger]

pretty sure you don't know that either

[LadyKillmonger]

you're a fucking moron michael

[maks]

tell me how to get the methyl functional group at R-n on my substituted phenethylamine

you're not making a dime knowing that so who gives a shit. you might as well be quizzing me about anime or sports or dancing with the stars. you believe being way into a hobby is the same as having a marketable skill, your priorities are fucking stupid and that's pretty much what's wrong with your whole life.

[Autistic Spectrum]

prettyu sure i know how to soder lol, and run circuts and shit, and a bucnch of sexy ass exielitrial engrineleingg shit, uuahahahaha i know about ohm's and there resistences and how to use a mulitmeter properly,,,, FACED

[Autistic Spectrum]

if plug drugs knew any practical chemistry he would be cooking up batches of shit to get himself high

[LadyKillmonger]

dp makes me so hot

[Moonman]

pretty sure you don't know that either

alcohol, methanol, and plain h2o all have their own benefits for extracting LSA; methanol can be more efficient, except its poisonous. Ethanol is probably the best since its non-poisonous, safe for human ingestion should you accidentally ingest any, and volatile and will quickly evaporate off the seed residue

[LadyKillmonger]

wow

you're a retard

[Moonman]

if plug drugs knew any practical chemistry he would be cooking up batches of shit to get himself high

you think i dont?

[Moonman]

wow

you're a retard

are you fucking kidding me "oooh i like DP he's so witty and popular" fuck you bitch, i just riddled off organic chem and youre impressed by these dweebs reciting stupid shit they learned at community college? FUCK you

[rootbeer]

if they where nice houses that did not need 10's of thousands of dollars of work and taxes i would own detroit right now

its not just the houses... there are gigantic abandoned factories on every corner. its like a breeding ground for homeless people and crime.

[LadyKillmonger]

michael you post a bunch of random shit that you look up that has absolutely nothing to do with anything or any conversation nor having any application at all

you are a fucking idiot

[maks]

I turned my interest into a career. DP turned his interest into a career, and his other interest into a hobby which makes almost enough to support him on its own. plug drugs turned his interest into years of smoking meth on his grandmother's couch and posting about it.

[LadyKillmonger]

are you fucking kidding me "oooh i like DP he's so witty and popular" fuck you bitch, i just riddled off organic chem and youre impressed by these dweebs reciting stupid shit they learned at community college? FUCK youyou are as dumb as dog shit

[maks]

are you fucking kidding me "oooh i like DP he's so witty and popular" fuck you bitch, i just riddled off organic chem and youre impressed by these dweebs reciting stupid shit they learned at community college? FUCK you

riddle me on the new england patriots or the special edition boxset of mistubisi toyota's opus "suzuki no honda", or how to build second life prims. it's all the same because no matter how much you know about anything you're still not doing anything but talking about it on the internet between shifts at walmart

[Moonman]

michael you post a bunch of random shit that you look up that has absolutely nothing to do with anything or any conversation nor having any application at all

you are a fucking idiot
yeah think whatever you want you dont know shit

[Moonman]

riddle me on the new england patriots or the special edition boxset of mistubisi toyota's opus "suzuki no honda", or how to build second life prims. it's all the same because no matter how much you know about anything you're still not doing anything but talking about it on the internet between shifts at walmart
you can go ahead and think that if you want

[maks]

yeah think whatever you want you dont know shit

lisa has 2 degrees and her own flat, somehow even she is better than you

[Moonman]

you are as dumb as dog shit
pot calling the kettle black

[LadyKillmonger]

yeah think whatever you want you dont know shitI know more about everything than you

[LadyKillmonger]

pot calling the kettle blackno

me calling you as dumb as dog shit

[maks]

you can go ahead and think that if you want

unless you've begun working for bayer it's the god's honest truth

[Moonman]

lisa has 2 degrees and her own flat, somehow even she is better than you

shut up you fucking jobless loser, making up stories "uhhh yeah i installed a server the other day" when you said in tinychat the other day "i'm living off savings and the 'job' i claimed to have is just my friend from high school i've only done work for twice", and somehow i even doubt that

[maks]

shut up you fucking jobless loser, making up stories "uhhh yeah i installed a server the other day" when you said in tinychat the other day "i'm living off savings and the 'job' i claimed to have is just my friend from high school i've only done work for twice", and somehow i even doubt that

I said that in July, a week after I left my last job and before this one got rolling. It's typical transition stuff for big boys who have real careers, you're a former cart pusher who left because working is hard and cut into your heroin time you probably wouldn't understand.

[maks]

But regardless of my situation, lisa's better than you, it's indisputable, and that's fucking sad because lisa has absolutely nothing going on and no future.

[Moonman]

go beg more teenage girls in tinychat to take their shirt off

[maks]

you're not a good enough liar to make shit up and convince people it actually happened you should stop you're embarrassing yourself.

[LadyKillmonger]

But regardless of my situation, lisa's better than you, it's indisputable, and that's fucking sad because lisa has absolutely nothing going on and no future.I can do whatever I want with my future

and I just want to wait to die with it

[m0nde]

one day mike sperg is going to rise above us all
...due to an overdose

[maks]

and I just want to wait to die with it

most people don't consider that a future, lisa. I mean yeah you're way better than plug drugs at least you can support a cat but at the same time that's not really a great benchmark

[LadyKillmonger]

life be in it, today, live more of your life

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's mine now plug drugs, back off

[LadyKillmonger]

I have a bright future with dp