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Wendy <3
06-04-2016, 12:33 AM
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bushpig

Wendy <3
06-04-2016, 12:34 AM
Wtf why did it add bushpig

Lisa Battery
06-04-2016, 04:36 AM
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Wendy <3
06-04-2016, 03:24 PM
0 replies just like your redhotpie profile begging for sex

m0nde
06-04-2016, 06:48 PM
i sent her a pm on her redhotpie account. so you are incorrect.

(my pm was asking for tits)

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

Wendy <3
06-04-2016, 08:43 PM
She was a member of several dating sites. This bitch has been using sites to get fucked for years

m0nde
06-04-2016, 09:26 PM
that's cool. getting ready to send her a lot of pms.

Desolation
06-04-2016, 09:28 PM
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rifk

maks
06-04-2016, 09:51 PM
rifk

first time lisa has seemed to understand the forum took her long enough maybe in another 7 or 8 years she'll even be a good poster

maks
06-04-2016, 09:51 PM
I fucking doubt it but anything's possible

Desolation
06-04-2016, 10:05 PM
For like 5 years i thought tim was an awful poster, if not the worst ever on these boards, then i felt he got pretty funny anything is possible i guess

m0nde
06-04-2016, 10:21 PM
timmy learned to not take it seriously but still gets angry. i think if lisa learns to do the same, it will be good for her general mental health.

Wendy <3
06-04-2016, 11:42 PM
I really miss keith

m0nde
06-04-2016, 11:57 PM
I really miss keithrb4S6UMW09w&autoplay=1

I push my fingers into my anuuuuuuuuuus
It's the only thing
That slowly stops the AIDS
But whats really not funny
Is the cocks I have to taaaaaaaaaake
Jesus I'm really gay
Keith works his way insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
If the anal pain goes on UUUGGGHHH!

barry... barrypothead... tim... timmy, tim abrue, dunro, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

I have cummed until my wang collapsed
I've waited as my balls relaxed
And now all I do is live with so much AIDS
I suck on this
I suck on that
Ive left behind this little fact
You cannot get AIDS if you already have them
I've gotta take what dicks I've gotta take
And then I swear I'll suck your cock
But I cant promise you'll enjoy my anus
I guess Ill use my penis pump
My future seems like one big chicken fuck
You are left with AIDS cause you entered me unprotected

I push my fingers INTO MY AAAAAAANNNUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
IF THE ANAL STRETCHING GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

Fuck me up the ass
Or let me suck your cock
Leave my anus bleeding
Then you can leave me with HIV
Tell me is the reality is better than the gay porn
But I've found out the hard way
DICKS UP THE ASS IS GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

I push my fingers into MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
BUT WHATS REALLY NOT FUNNY!!!!!
IS THE COCKS I HAVE TO!!!!!
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
JESUS IM REALLY GAY!!!!!
KEITH WORKS HIS WAY!!!!!
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
IF THE ANAL PAINS GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!
All I've got!
All I've got is pink hot pants!

I push my fingers into MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!
ITS THE ONLY THING!!!!!
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!!!
BUT WHATS REALLY NOT FUNNY!!!!!
IS THE COCKS I HAVE TO!!!!!
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
JESUS IM REALLY GAY!!!!!
KEITH WORKS HIS WAY!!!!!
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
IF THE ANAL PAINS GOES ON!!!!!
IM NOT GONNA TAKE HIM!!!!!

ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!
ALL IVE GOT!
ALL IVE GOT IS KEITHS COCK!

maks
06-05-2016, 12:06 AM
For like 5 years i thought tim was an awful poster, if not the worst ever on these boards, then i felt he got pretty funny anything is possible i guess

tim was an over the top try hard posting 9gag memes and shit, he was worse than any frontpager, then gush happened and crushed his spirit and he became all cynical and nihilistic, I wouldn't say he's funnier now but he's certainly less cringeworthy and fits in a lot better

Desolation
06-05-2016, 12:40 AM
no i mean there was a time there was this middle time between gush and relentlessly blaming other people for his problems and insecurities in which he was funny. he went from 9gag to funny to 4chan /b/ /pol/ whatever .

Desolation
06-05-2016, 12:44 AM
allow me to explain with this researched and scientific bell curve:

http://i.imgur.com/kG6biRE.png

maks
06-05-2016, 12:51 AM
honestly I think we're better off now then during the height of the lizard posting, I almost stopped coming because I was sick of having to sift through their old people facebook shit and we lost a lot of good posters when ruby refused to purge them

maks
06-05-2016, 12:52 AM
I should have put my foot down back then, but clay was still active and he would have ip banned me after the first salvo

Desolation
06-05-2016, 12:57 AM
the day patrick mannix died, the healing of this community began.

Desolation
06-05-2016, 12:57 AM
(ghost of patrick mannix please don't hack my computer and dox my austin apartment here)

maks
06-05-2016, 01:06 AM
that's true it seems like there were at least 7 or 8 lizards who existed just to follow flaggercat around and yell at him his death certainly cut down on the lizard to good poster ratio a bit

Lisa Battery
06-05-2016, 05:13 AM
You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.

m0nde
06-05-2016, 06:58 AM
Last edited by Lisa Battery; 1 Hour Ago at 07:17 AM.ruby is a really good lyricist and singer

Wendy <3
06-05-2016, 12:41 PM
You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.

The saddest thing is you are actually worse than patman and you sucked up to the admins enough to get away with shitting this place up

Desolation
06-05-2016, 04:35 PM
You are utter retards, losers and dickheads.

Seriously, try harder.

The sadest thing here, you actually think you are good posters and don't seem to realise, you are the losers.... yeah um...... this is a bit awkward and I hate that you have to find out this way but you aren't good posters, you really aren't.
what does this have to do with anything. i complimented you in this thread and you just went ballistic

Wendy <3
06-05-2016, 06:35 PM
Make her go away forever

m0nde
06-05-2016, 07:25 PM
be nice to her and maybe she'll stop being mean too. more likely she'll continue being angry and unreasonable (and won't send me what i've requested by pms) but it's worth a try.

Desolation
06-05-2016, 10:15 PM
i've been nothing but nice to her.

Wendy <3
06-06-2016, 12:16 AM
Being nice to lisa is a lot like self mutilation

Poopalew
06-06-2016, 09:56 AM
Being nice to lisa is a lot like self mutilation

Hmmm.

Poopalew
06-06-2016, 02:01 PM
Hmmm.

http://i.imgur.com/0UCqUvI.jpg

timmy
06-06-2016, 07:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DYY9uUn.png

Lisa Battery
06-06-2016, 08:27 PM
what does this have to do with anything. i complimented you in this thread and you just went ballistic
No seriously.

Look at yourself, what you are posting and the company you are keeping.

Dickhead, you have slid so far down with losers like this, I look pretty far down on you now. You monde, jazz and marco are about as cool as cody and just as good at posting.

Seriously, what utter fucking losers, look at yourself.

Tim is actually better than all you 4 and I am, well I'm better than you and I don't like losers, it's embarrassing to be seen posting with you. You are WAY too stupid for me to respect, sorry. And the company you keep and way you act lately, only losers like jazz, marco and monde would have respect for you. I certainly don't.

Lisa Battery
06-06-2016, 08:35 PM
The dumbest thing is those 4 actually think they are good posters, ummmmmmmm...... no. Never have been, never will be.

Wendy <3
06-06-2016, 08:58 PM
Thanks for stopping by lisa

m0nde
06-06-2016, 09:23 PM
I've tried to say only nice things about lisa.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

timmy
06-06-2016, 10:12 PM
Lisa you stole my thunder (and my heart)
Annd now no one will look at my previous post

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
06-06-2016, 10:14 PM
you're only hours away meth Bliss.

Lisa Battery
06-07-2016, 07:10 AM
Lisa you stole my thunder (and my heart)
Annd now no one will look at my previous post

only I could turn a zero replies thread into 2 pages of losers posting about me.

I will quote your post so that these 3 other losers gather round it and marvel at me quoting your post and all will see Timmy, all will see the splender of you graphing faggots with voice changers xoxo

Lisa Battery
06-07-2016, 07:11 AM
https://i.imgur.com/DYY9uUn.png

Ta da!

Wendy <3
06-07-2016, 03:16 PM
Why don't you go back to your forum with dirty harry instead of staying here whining every post you make

m0nde
06-07-2016, 03:25 PM
yes, everyone rallies around telling you to leave or laughing at your drama. i on the other hand am trying very hard to be nice to you, but yuo won't even reply to my pms. you really are spiteful.

Wendy <3
06-07-2016, 05:15 PM
You are supporting terrorism

m0nde
06-07-2016, 05:29 PM
god, i really wish cag would return

Wendy <3
06-07-2016, 09:13 PM
Maybe when you go to her wedding you can tell her faggot husband to let her out of the cage once in a while to post

m0nde
06-07-2016, 10:46 PM
they're just engaged

Wendy <3
06-07-2016, 11:29 PM
He will eventually make it official that he owns her and then stevey will away forever