Post itt if you regularly get hit on at work

[timmy]

By the opposite sex

[Moonman]

lol one of the female supervisors stuck her muff out at me at my last job and every male in the room simultaneously looked up at me like "oh shit is he going to hit that" then i realized that there are more important things in life than laying women and jk i fucked her in the break room lol

[Moonman]

*slams a natty*

[timmy]

Doesnt your drug addiction make you flacid

[Moonman]

nah youve just got to get good at banging on drugs its like riding a bicycle

[steveyos]

god bless both of you

[jon]

how about we start a little easier first; post in this thread if you actually have a job

[rootbeer]

By the opposite sex

my dad always says never stick your pen in the company inkwell :rofl:

[Gentleman Doli]

Oh curses! I did NOT read the first post before I started writing this post... but yes, I have been hit on by many men at my work. ;-]

[always stevey]

They have all seen rubynet and think im a huge whore. The evik 5 ft 40 year old man in the hat.

[always stevey]

And sum weird bald guy who got super drunk and was following me around all night, now when he comes in sober he tries to address me super formally and its gay as fuck.

[Autistic Spectrum]

HELLO MISS CAG, MAY I PERHAPS HAVE ANOTHER PINT OF YOUR FINEST ALE!

[always stevey]

Lmao that guy is a bald headed fag. His head shines in the light.

[steveyos YOLO]

Did you notice his shiny head as he was going down on you or what

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, are there bar flys at your work, does anyone get there disability checks mailed to your works address?

[steveyos YOLO]

Post itt if you believe plug drugs is so fucked up in the head he's unable to differentiate his drug induced fantasies from real life

[maks]

Post itt if you believe plug drugs is so fucked up in the head he's unable to differentiate his drug induced fantasies from real life

I thought this was an established fact

[always stevey]

Die pluggy die!!!!!

[always stevey]

I want to push pluggy in a vat of acid and watch his fat float to the top

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want plug drugs to get mental health treatment, graduate college, get clean and sober, and become a functioning member of society

[Moonman]

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[Moonman]

sweet tom and jerrys on

[steveyos YOLO]

Moon avatar guy and cat avatar guy posting in the same thread...can't get any better than this

[UofLCardfan08]

Hi josh!

[steveyos YOLO]

Hi.

[steveyos]

i want plug drugs to get mental health treatment, graduate college, get clean and sober, and become a functioning member of society

[Tahiti Joe]

I think Ucard is hitting on you JJ.

[rootbeer]

i wish josh said hi to me :cry:

[steveyos YOLO]

I think Ucard is hitting on you JJ.

:lolno: she doesn't even respond to private messages.

[Garfield]

i get hit on alot at work

[steveyos YOLO]

Does it usually happen in the restroom?

[Poopalew]

Does it usually happen in the restroom?

Take your idiotic illiterate meanings and slither back under your dark rock of idiocy please you NOOBIC NAZI go away!

[steveyos YOLO]

Fuck you poopalew

[Garfield]

here, we are all of m0nde's children.

[LadyKillmonger]

oh noooooooooooooooooo

I've NEVER been hit on at work EVER

:rolleyes:

(^ what a shit fucking smiley, eyes don't even roll)

[Moonman]

loloLolOlLL0l0l0l get out of here, die

[timmy]

i get hit on alot at work

i thought you taught disabled children how to finger paint :confused:

[always stevey]

oh noooooooooooooooooo

I've NEVER been hit on at work EVER

:rolleyes:

(^ what a shit fucking smiley, eyes don't even roll)
Proof Lisa molested her students lol

[steveyos YOLO]

i thought you taught disabled children how to finger paint :confused:

She was using her own feces which caused her to be terminated

[internutt]

guys are always asking 4 my number @ work LOL

good thing i work @ home. ;)

[internutt]

;)

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh noooooooooooooooooo

I've NEVER been hit on at work EVER

:rolleyes:

(^ what a shit fucking smiley, eyes don't even roll)

what do u call fucking middle schoolers

[rootbeer]

here, we are all of m0nde's children.

plato's analogy of the cave comes to mind.

[internutt]

plato's analogy of the cave comes to mind.

fuck off

[rootbeer]

lol

[the president of sex]

they make us sign sexual harassment wavers at work

[Autistic Spectrum]

so punch out , then sexually harass people when you are off the clock on your break

[rootbeer]

they make us sign sexual harassment wavers at work

so?

[steveyos YOLO]

oh noooooooooooooooooo

I've NEVER been hit on at work EVER

:rolleyes:

(^ what a shit fucking smiley, eyes don't even roll)

I'm pretty sure this topic refers to a different use of the term getting hit on than you're accustomed to