Vicious Cat Attack!

[always stevey]

My landlords cat is the devil. It has its balls and it's bipolar and mean.. It tricks you into petting him so he can rip your flesh. I tried to escape and it grabbed my ankle and wouldn't let me leave. Oh god, someone send the exterminator!

[always stevey]

I'm a prisoner in my own home :(

[Gentleman Doli]

:)

[rootbeer]

cat whisperer

[Poopalew]

cat whisperer

This fucking guy was so fucking weird.

[jon]

uh i think you're supposed to reach up his leg and grab his oily dick

[steveyos YOLO]

Open up your book of magic and conjure up a satanic entity to turn the tides in your favor to assist in defeating it.

[steveyos]

uh i think you're supposed to reach up his leg and grab his oily dick

[Poopalew]

Open up your book of magic and conjure up a satanic entity to turn the tides in your favor to assist in defeating it.

Points you need to gain next level.

[steveyos YOLO]

I'm a master conjurer you stupid piece of shit

[steveyos]

I'm a master conjurer you stupid piece of shit

[UofLCardfan08]

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

[rootbeer]

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

:badone:

[rootbeer]

edit: double post wtf

[steveyos YOLO]

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

:hmm:

[rootbeer]

:shlick:

[jon]

cag do you have snapchat you're missing some seriously goodones if you don't

[always stevey]

I'd much rather tinychat than snapchat.

[always stevey]

should of taken a picture of that dead raccoon I squished the other day

[jon]

someone left a note on my door that says something like "hello i am jesus" and a bunch of other stuff i'm gonna take a picture of it tomorrow

[always stevey]

Someone left a note on my door that says "La puta clarita esta muerto!!!"

[always stevey]

Oh god I got another one that says Matar a la puta! Omg what's going on. I hear footsteps outside@

[steveyos YOLO]

Turn out all the lights, put some romantic music playing on your stereo, then start screaming for 5 minutes that you're getting raped and it hurts so much

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/8uhmafP.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBjGOMoM8yw&feature=youtu.be



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBPfFoTibio&feature=youtu.be