learning to pudge

[Moonman]

plz give me pro tips

[Poopalew]

plz give me pro tips

me tio?! me a blowjob just like any other date

[Moonman]

what is the best way to go about getting your beginning items as pudge? should i get a bottle first thing?
what boots do you get? phase boots just seem way too expensive when pudge needs other things early game a whole lot more than damage and phase
when should i fit a force staff into my build?

[Poopalew]

what is the best way to go about getting your beginning items as pudge? should i get a bottle first thing?
what boots do you get? phase boots just seem way too expensive when pudge needs other things early game a whole lot more than damage and phase
when should i fit a force staff into my build?

kicking the ball between these posts scores a goal which is further increased.

[Moonman]

ok

[rootbeer]

keep practicing he will be sick to use in cap mode with elz

[Garfield]

did anybody in this thread explain what pudge means yet?

[juji]

did anybody in this thread explain what pudge means yet?

name of the butcher



Pudge is an offlane, you should use bottle and phase boots, don't try to hook in exact distance, use maximum distance between pudge and hook to catch enemy hero, then use gas and dont attack, keep walking atround to enemy hero, don't worry about suicide it won't give exp or gold to other team

[Garfield]

ohhh ok elz thanks!

[LadyKillmonger]

pudge facker

[rootbeer]

did anybody in this thread explain what pudge means yet?

its like santa claus mixed with scorpion from mortal combat

[jon]

pudge facker

[always stevey]

stupid.

[Moonman]

its like santa claus mixed with scorpion from mortal combat

wait why santa claus lol

[rootbeer]

belly full of jelly

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/8uhmafP.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBjGOMoM8yw&feature=youtu.be



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBPfFoTibio&feature=youtu.be

[Moonman]

looks like shit stevey

[steveyos]

oh ok thankfully you're always wrong

[juji]

http://www10.pic-upload.de/16.04.13/pl4f2t179elv.jpg

[Garfield]

I saw plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus
Underneath the blowup bath last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was fucked
Up in my bathroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw pludrugs tickle lisa Claus
Underneath his beard so full of lice.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If cag had only seen
plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus last night!


origginal lyrics by lisas babysitter

[LadyKillmonger]

I saw plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus
Underneath the blowup bath last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was fucked
Up in my bathroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw pludrugs tickle lisa Claus
Underneath his beard so full of lice.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If cag had only seen
plugdrugs kissing lisa Claus last night!


origginal lyrics by lisas babysittershove it up your ass dipshit

[Garfield]

whoa what the fuck just happened? lisa i didnt post that i swear

[Garfield]

dp is hacking my account again, does that reall even sound like smethig id say?

[juji]

stompleb's secret nazi vegan admin

[Garfield]

this shit is seriously pissing me off

[Garfield]

you guys are violating the vbulletin terms of service

[LadyKillmonger]

nah fuckwit

not after I spent a day explaining that you weren't lisas babysitter

sick of disgusting fuckwits

[Garfield]

im talking to ruby on steam right now prepare to be banned

[Garfield]

dp must die

[always stevey]

Lisa stop being mean to your friend Garfield and learn to take a fucking joke, you dried up old bitch. lmao. Lisa you take the internet sooo seriously becuz its all u have to look forward too!

[always stevey]

nah fuckwit

not after I spent a day explaining that you weren't lisas babysitter

sick of disgusting fuckwits

omg she can't be serious. :rofl:

[always stevey]

nah fuckwit

not after I spent a day explaining that you weren't lisas babysitter

sick of disgusting fuckwits

omg she can't be serious. :rofl:

[Garfield]

no cag the babysitter thing reall isnt even funny and youre jus goign along with it so you can fit in. let me make this clear that i do not find rape funny at all and the person behind all this bullshit is going to pay severly

[always stevey]

Your more a decent person than I.

[always stevey]

will you just let me try to fit in please it's embarrassing when you have to point it out.

[LadyKillmonger]

im talking to ruby on steam right now prepare to be bannedfuck you in the head with a stick

[Garfield]

not yu lisa im trying to get drunk puppies at least temp banned forthis lame ass shit

[Garfield]

come post at fjs it is safe and fun

[LadyKillmonger]

not yu lisa im trying to get drunk puppies at least temp banned forthis lame ass shitoh

fuck yeah

sick of cag following me through 3 forums with this lame ass retard pathetic shit too, what a retarded fugly freak

[LadyKillmonger]

but dp didn't write that

what the fuck is wrong with you?

You going to go retarded and post obese child porn in your sig again?

FFS ergh

[Garfield]

well i sure as hell didnt and no one else has my password, stomple maybe but i doubt it

[LadyKillmonger]

you gave dp your password?

Garfield do you really expect me to believe that dp has come along and hacked your account while you are posting and wrote that?

Because he didn't. You wrote that.

[Garfield]

lisa me and rooty are literally your only friends here, ived squelched for you, i trust you, why would i ruin that, if not for our friendship for my identity and nudes which you know and have as collateral

[always stevey]

You better leave dp alone Garfield. mark my words.

[Garfield]

lisa it is possible to be logged in an account from two places its called using a vpn i dot have the time to explain basic hacking to you right now because im catching up on vampire diaries trying to see my cameo appearance (coming up soon) and i just made myself a penicillin (blended scotch, pickled ginger, fresh lemon juicee, agave nectar, STIRRED and strained over ice

[Garfield]

You better leave dp alone Garfield. mark my words.

i could literally beat anyones ass on this forum irl im not scared

[LadyKillmonger]

ok well I like you

but if you wrote that then there is something wrong with you, like you are demented or something, dp on the other hand I already KNOW is demented.

And I didn't take any screen caps of you squelching for me (lol), your squelch is safe with me.

[LadyKillmonger]

lisa it is possible to be logged in an account from two places its called using a vpn i dot have the time to explain basic hacking to you right now because im catching up on vampire diaries trying to see my cameo appearance (coming up soon) and i just made myself a penicillin (blended scotch, pickled ginger, fresh lemon juicee, agave nectar, STIRRED and strained over iceyeah I understand basic hacking

I used to let Flag (RIP) piggyback on my account from time to time.

But I'm not convinced that was hacking.

Just let's both stop caring about this shit, this shit is for retards.

[Garfield]

well lisa i will talk to you later, maybe i will dwnload skype so we can discuss furthering our secret troll payback plan for this evil evil forum

[Garfield]

also fuck you cag

[LadyKillmonger]

lol

[always stevey]

rubynet vs Garfield and Lisa....

[always stevey]

most epic of Skype trolls ^__^

[Poopalew]

most epic of Skype trolls ^__^

I already know if this backfires I will get made fun to the point of suicide and am willing to take that risk.

[always stevey]

yes poopalew this is some serious stuff. game of forums if you ask me. I could be killed at any moment.

[always stevey]

I already know if this backfires I will get made fun to the point of suicide and am willing to take that risk.

if that happens, farewell gentle poopalew, son of monde

[Poopalew]

if that happens, farewell gentle poopalew, son of monde

Yeah Root Beer is the only drink you can mix with Fleet Phospo saline laxative that they voyaged all the way to Central America

[always stevey]

oh

[LadyKillmonger]

rubynet vs Garfield and Lisa....not really

it's really just dp making all these fucktard posts about me everywhere and your desperate pathetic tard ass sniffing after it and everyone else fucking sick of you losers

[Poopalew]

not really

it's really just dp making all these fucktard posts about me everywhere and your desperate pathetic tard ass sniffing after it and everyone else fucking sick of you losers

Awwww shit did you see that moose bust a windmill?

[always stevey]

i could literally beat anyones ass on this forum irl im not scared

rootbeeer would destroy u lol

[always stevey]

not really

it's really just dp making all these fucktard posts about me everywhere and your desperate pathetic tard ass sniffing after it and everyone else fucking sick of you losers

Lisa, you love DP, don't lie. lmao you sent him your cagina picture.

[Poopalew]

rootbeeer would destroy u lol

The intern in my history class is such a(HOT chick)hottie i am a psycho and showed my pic of dick that was fake.

[always stevey]

The intern in my history class is such a(HOT chick)hottie i am a psycho and showed my pic of dick that was fake.

Wow that's so cool!

[Poopalew]

Wow that's so cool!

Dude what?

[LadyKillmonger]

fucking disgusting

"cagina"

I know you want to be my vagina but don't call it that, you're just gross, just stop posting about me you retarded fugly slag and get a life

[always stevey]

DP pm'd me the other day to tell me how sexy you are Lisa.

[always stevey]

The only reason he is so mean to you is because he is just trying to play hard to get.

[Poopalew]

fucking disgusting

"cagina"

I know you want to be my vagina but don't call it that, you're just gross, just stop posting about me you retarded fugly slag and get a life

Damn all i will update it tomorrow, fuck off blindmen

[always stevey]

He rejected you before you could reject him, he says.

[LadyKillmonger]

OMG get a life you fugly dumb loser

[always stevey]

He also says he wishes you weren't such a gross slut that has to stick things up her squid every 5 fucking minutes.

[Poopalew]

He rejected you before you could reject him, he says.

When do YOU EVEN HAVE ANY LEETS

[LadyKillmonger]

always fucking sniffing my ass for attention

you aren't wanted, fuck off loser

[LadyKillmonger]

pathetic jealous slag

it's so lame, get a life

[always stevey]

Your my life Lisa... I cunt help it..

[always stevey]

LISA MCBROWNIE I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU!

[always stevey]

Trying to help you get with the most popular guy on the forum. he's got lots of money, he could rescue you from your shitty life in that shitty, filthy apartment and make you happy for once in your life. That's why you're here at rubynet in the first place.

[always stevey]

You can't have Doli though. TBH it annoys me that you're always flicking that filthy brown muff to him.

[Poopalew]

pathetic jealous slag

it's so lame, get a life

Drinking Checkers is a shitty drinking game.

[LadyKillmonger]

another example of you sniffing after my leftovers

he doesn't seem that into you either

fuck off slag and find one where I haven't already been, you're disgusting and pathetic

[Poopalew]

another example of you sniffing after my leftovers

he doesn't seem that into you either

fuck off slag and find one where I haven't already been, you're disgusting and pathetic

Can I want your male attention.

[LadyKillmonger]

Can I want your male attention.lol

[always stevey]

another example of you sniffing after my leftovers

he doesn't seem that into you either

fuck off slag and find one where I haven't already been, you're disgusting and pathetic


I have Doli and he is all that I need. ^__^

[Poopalew]

I have Doli and he is all that I need. ^__^

m0nde is intrigued.

[LadyKillmonger]

I have Doli and he is all that I need. ^__^no

you don't

you're just an idiot who annoys everyone

[always stevey]

Doli is mine ^__^ Just accept it and move on.

[always stevey]

I'm such a lucky girl to have landed such a cutie.

[LadyKillmonger]

first of all no-one cares

and second of all he's just not that into you

[always stevey]

Doli is mine, Lisa. lmao

[LadyKillmonger]

I think the only one who is into you is steveyos

enjoy loser

[always stevey]

If you didn't care you wouldn't respond. You just hate that doli is mine.

[always stevey]

It kills you inside lmao

[always stevey]

either way, I thought you didn't care, after all you don't want him.. lol he's just a toehead.

[always stevey]

a tall dark, handsome toehead SIGH

[Garfield]

cag im not interested in you ok, youre too skinny

[always stevey]

It's ok, Garfield. I'm sure I'll forgive you somehow

[jon]

When do YOU EVEN HAVE ANY LEETS

[rootbeer]

Lisa stop being mean to your friend Garfield and learn to take a fucking joke, you dried up old bitch. lmao. Lisa you take the internet sooo seriously becuz its all u have to look forward too!

show me your bruises

[always stevey]

I'll post your genitals Sherman. lmao

[always stevey]

don't fuck with me rooty.

[rootbeer]

i could literally beat anyones ass on this forum irl im not scared

you better bring the rest of the lolipop guild
:rofldata:

[always stevey]

isn't Garfield like 5 ft tall?

[rootbeer]

lisa me and rooty are literally your only friends here, ived squelched for you, i trust you, why would i ruin that, if not for our friendship for my identity and nudes which you know and have as collateral

im not like you man, stop creeping

[LadyKillmonger]

I can take a joke

but you're not funny at all, just lame and pathetic

[LadyKillmonger]

all of you shut the fuck up

[rootbeer]

don't fuck with me rooty.

:shrug:

[always stevey]

Fucking lmao... Lisa has been up this whole time.. bitch never sleeps.

[LadyKillmonger]

*YAWN* lmao you aren't funny

[steveyos]

idk why I was mentioned because I'm not into cag, there's a huge difference between being into cag and beign into cag's ass

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is really out of control, lisa is just a laid back lady, whos just here to look at dudes dicks and get them to fall in love with her,,

[steveyos]

]http://i.imgur.com/Bg4Pka6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JPiQYSA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1NOmLaf.jpg[/

[Garfield]

isn't Garfield like 5 ft tall?

5'11"

[Garfield]

you better bring the rest of the lolipop guild
:rofldata:

i dont know what a lolipop guild is but what i do know is that i get a different katana each year for christmas and each one is stronger the the next, so dont even think about challenging me to a fight rootbeer, i will carry your head and lisas body off into the penguin island sunset in the back of my trusty volkswagon steed

[Poopalew]

i dont know what a lolipop guild is but what i do know is that i get a different katana each year for christmas and each one is stronger the the next, so dont even think about challenging me to a fight rootbeer, i will carry your head and lisas body off into the penguin island sunset in the back of my trusty volkswagon steed

The automatiek is so boring.

[juji]

5'11"

same to me

[rootbeer]

im 6'1 280
learn to pudge bro