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Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 02:06 PM
Hey all. Just put a few k in my IRA. Thoughts?
Dustin
04-23-2012, 02:09 PM
not old enough to know what that is
Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 02:10 PM
Heyyyyyyyyyy my nigga. JJust got done with htat mutual fund investment yall :eek:
Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 02:11 PM
Hrm... I dont know. Your pension doesnt seem to cover health insurance, which is obviously a big problem going into middle age... ideas, YTMNSFWers?
Dustin
04-23-2012, 02:12 PM
Nice dude, 401k's are cool.
maks
04-23-2012, 03:03 PM
my ira has like $500 in it I'm not very good at planning for my financial future
Camoron
04-23-2012, 06:02 PM
IMED

invest monney everyday
jon
04-23-2012, 06:15 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhorsedick
Plug Drugs
04-23-2012, 06:22 PM
i'm not going to put my money in a 401k, i dont wan't to get screwed out of it by the jew corporations
i'll stick with putting my savings in the shoebox under my bed thank you.
jon
04-23-2012, 06:26 PM
no matter what retirement plan you use you'll get screwed out of it by the government whether by forcefully taking your account and replacing it with guaranteed fixed interest government bonds or just plain old direct monetary inflation

retirement is a sham and the only way to live comfortably is to own or at least operate a small business
rubycalaber
04-23-2012, 07:27 PM
I am already retired from real life, my plan is to post on gay nigger dick forums until I die
Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 07:32 PM
Buy solid stock, don't gamble on long odds. Buy when it's low and sell when it hits about 15% increase on what you paid for it, and reinvest 50% of that profit into another solid stock that is low at the time.

Im invested in a stock right now thats literally made me 106% of my money lol
Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 07:32 PM
Your advice is terrible bitch. I am the King
Gentleman Doli
04-23-2012, 07:33 PM
no matter what retirement plan you use you'll get screwed out of it by the government whether by forcefully taking your account and replacing it with guaranteed fixed interest government bonds or just plain old direct monetary inflation

retirement is a sham and the only way to live comfortably is to own or at least operate a small business

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