Where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

[sex with dead people]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

[rootbeer]

who?

[elezzark]

XOurjE9s3GA

[rootbeer]

i just ate a ton of bacon it was great

[rootbeer]

at least a pound of bacon a day keeps the doctor away

[elezzark]

i don't like eggs

[maks]

you see smoke rising just who could it be it's my rhyme and crime partner d dash l o c

[elezzzark]

I can't believe rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[maks]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[elezzzark]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

fuck you weirdo for remembering to abandoned poster, dammit you're very freaky, someone needs to call police for stalking him

[elezzzark]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

[Plug Drugs]

there's been a few periods of my life where all i did was get stoned and then make a bacon and egg + toast breakfast at around 3 in the afternoon, then watch netflix

[maks]

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

this is far from bacon's only miracle

[elezzzark]

i imagine if rootbeer ate some bacon logs, then it looks like:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/iba/lowres/iban362l.jpg

[Plug Drugs]

dont buy in to the "bacon is unhealthy" bullshit, a reasonable amount of bacon is fine,
your body needs cholesterol for testosterone production and to aid in muscle growth.
There isn't a whole lot of protein in bacon, you'd be better off with just eggs or a hamburger

[lnopia the great]

i had bite sized pieces of stea k wrapped in bacon on a skewer yesterday for lunch oops

[Plug Drugs]

those animals are going to die anyways stomple, better they get killed quickly by a live-stock slaying device and die in a matter of milliseconds than be eaten alive by wolves out in the wilderness

[Plug Drugs]

i theorize that stomple's faggotness results from his lack of intake of cholesterol and protein and his body doesn't make enough testosterone
you should buy some testosterone ampoules and shoot it up and make a thread about it

[maks]

he really needs to just die

[Gentleman Doli]

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[Gentleman Doli]

Im about to kick youre ass nerds.

[Plug Drugs]

i don't see how anyone who watches anime could kick anyone's ass
watching anime = your body's estrogen is too high

[Gentleman Doli]

I watch anime everey day, and I talk about it and wathc it and talk to my frends and its my favorite

[Gentleman Doli]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??" :dull:

[lnopia the great]

anime ruined alol

[Gentleman Doli]

anime ruined alol

lol yeah it wasnt the terrible fucking posters or anything

[Gentleman Doli]

Im sorry Im very mean to day. Today has been rough Mates. Best wishes to you and yours.

[rootbeer]

yes these pie in the sky idealists need to realize that bacon is what makes the world go round

[rootbeer]

Im sorry Im very mean to day. Today has been rough Mates. Best wishes to you and yours.

shut up bitch, make me a sandwich

[Plug Drugs]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??" :dull:

no i knew that you actually liked anime
i can't understand why though.

fooly cooly is a guilty pleasure of mine, i'll say that. I just can't watch any other show without feeling like a complete faggot

[sex with dead people]

fuck you weirdo for remembering to abandoned poster, dammit you're very freaky, someone needs to call police for stalking him

Remember when you got your feelings hurt by gush and you dedicated months of your life stalking her every move online and made a website about her because you're a whiney little spic bitch who was stupid enough to think a girl would be interested in a deaf retard? No?

[lnopia the great]

not sure how you can say months when he is still stalking her

[maks]

pirate steve was killed in action near fallujah

[rootbeer]

not sure how you can say months when he is still stalking her

stalking or e-dating?

[elezzzark]

Remember when you got your feelings hurt by gush and you dedicated months of your life stalking her every move online and made a website about her because you're a whiney little spic bitch who was stupid enough to think a girl would be interested in a deaf retard? No?

Hi Nicaraguan Sales

[elezzzark]

Jehova Josh of Kentucky

[Plug Drugs]

i'm convinced that gush's basic trolling strategy was to get every no-life loser to open up to her and tell her their life's story, then she'd never talk to them again to get them to obsess over her or something
idk though i only talked to her once, pretty accurate though?

[Plug Drugs]

that's not really a trolling strategy though that's just being a bitch

[elezzzark]

pirate steve was killed in action near fallujah

Is it 2011? i didn't know there some battles in fallujah

[Gentleman Doli]

no i knew that you actually liked anime
i can't understand why though.

fooly cooly is a guilty pleasure of mine, i'll say that. I just can't watch any other show without feeling like a complete faggot

i dont actualy like anime lol

[boobz]

dont buy in to the "bacon is unhealthy" bullshit, a reasonable amount of bacon is fine,
your body needs cholesterol for testosterone production and to aid in muscle growth.
There isn't a whole lot of protein in bacon, you'd be better off with just eggs or a hamburger

You can eat pounds of bacon every day and not get fat. Good fats are just that. Don't eat hamburgers. Read up on keto and Gary Taubes.

[rubycalaber]

I wish gush would have trolled me it would have been so hot

[maks]

ruby while you're here please adjust stompleb's user permissions so he can't disable or delete his visitor messages, thanks in advance

[rubycalaber]

lol I will see if I can do that

[maks]

thanks, he need to see more threadlong imo he didn't get the point last time

[boobz]

pirate steve is currently very busy fucking girls who are young enough to be his daughter and abusing women at clubs. he shall return.

[blumpkin blownuts]

anime ruined alol

ur not an anime fan?

[Plug Drugs]

tGiZWGlszxA&autoplay=1

[maks]

I thought e-romance ruined alol

[Kyle Venooker]

http://www.piratesteve.com/

[boobz]

Aww Kyle how did you get out of the Herpatarium?

[rootbeer]

i thought maks skinny fingers ruined alol?

[Kyle Venooker]

Aww Kyle how did you get out of the Herpatarium?



Madd KKKummpewturrrr sKKKillz

[boobz]

as an update, pirate steve is still busy fucking underage girls.

[Gentleman Doli]

there's been a few periods of my life where all i did was get stoned and then make a bacon and egg + toast breakfast at around 3 in the afternoon, then watch netflix

quoteing and bumpeing this thread as proof taht plug drugs is and always has been terrile

[jon]

we could stand to review the contents of this thread