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juji
11-13-2013, 11:03 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Le3QF5bfaIs/UYR8N9lKV2I/AAAAAAAAp9s/8ctPeI72Qfg/s800/Navneet-USA-visa.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:04 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-cM3HZNwDfKE/UYwPwb9oaYI/AAAAAAAAGO0/a8ZhGHbo08Q/s1600/Visa.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:04 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gdiuzGK41ro4ftzo1_1280.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:05 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KN4paEpekZI/Tf799hrHtKI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/10aIuuZvwo4/s1600/Untitled-2.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:05 PM
http://www.skyline.edu.in/images/visa3.jpg

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-13-2013, 11:05 PM
those don't look anything like you elzzz border patrol is gonna finger your butthole if you try to use them

juji
11-13-2013, 11:05 PM
http://giraftravel.ru/lands/usa/visa.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:06 PM
http://www.friederbluemle.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/us-visa-j-1.jpg

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:06 PM
:hmm:

juji
11-13-2013, 11:07 PM
http://www.htir.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/abhishek-reddy-pulimamidi-Coleman-Visa.png

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:09 PM
http://www.friederbluemle.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/us-visa-j-1.jpg

that's the one elz, if i was a border gaurd i would let you though with that one

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:10 PM
those visas are crazy, i mean you could even get one that said lisa on it... *cough cough*

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:12 PM
he's coming to kill me because I adblocked him lmao.. Well I've moved elz, to another house. you will go to the wrong house. LMAO yuuuRRRRRRR PHUCKKKED btw I moved last week and my landlord is a republican who owns guns. lmao

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:13 PM
He literally eats nothing but Tri-Tip

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:14 PM
go ahead and check my new ip lmao if ur such a good haxor

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:15 PM
cag, elz just wants to be your firned maybe u shouod awnser him pm's

juji
11-13-2013, 11:16 PM
http://www.technion.ac.il/~mario/visausa.jpg

juji
11-13-2013, 11:17 PM
Sad news: Cag is ugly now, I'm not interesed about cag.

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:18 PM
*phew* I am safe.. Good luck, Lisa.. lmao...

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:18 PM
http://www.technion.ac.il/~mario/visausa.jpg

this is hoow u can get cag out of the contry,, back to mexico where she can be delt with properly

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:20 PM
that chick is too Mexican too look like me. I'm Swedish

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:20 PM
more jew lies

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:21 PM
okay I'm polish. Fine. Polish are the niggers of the whites.

juji
11-13-2013, 11:22 PM
more jew lies

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:23 PM
Sad news: Cag is ugly now

ive known for a while now

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:25 PM
DELETE MY ACCOUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! lmao

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:25 PM
brb gotta thorw up

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:25 PM
omg rootbeer you are such a fag lol

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:26 PM
how does dp cope day to day knowing that lisa hungers for his cock?

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:27 PM
ugh thanks for reminding me,, brb gotta throw up

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

so surreal, its almost what lisa's will look like when she gets it.
>.>

m0nde
11-13-2013, 11:30 PM
he's coming to kill me because I adblocked him lmao.. Well I've moved elz, to another house. you will go to the wrong house. LMAO yuuuRRRRRRR PHUCKKKED btw I moved last week and my landlord is a republican who owns guns. lmaoapparently he lives near you. so get ready.

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:31 PM
^__^ How does rootbeer cope with the fact that lisa thinks about you when they are masturbating together on Skype? He MUST know.. He surely thought the steam games would make her see clearly.. lol but no.. Lisa simply must have the most popular guy in the forum... Rootbeer, how does it feel knowing that lisa is using you to make poor dp jealous (he's seething with jealousy, I teel ya right now lmao)

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:34 PM
http://www.us-immigration.com/index.html?referrer=adwords&gclid=COfHm6HU47oCFcs-Mgod-C8AUQ

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:35 PM
apparently he lives near you. so get ready.

I rented a room from a hardcore vietvet with an ar16 and two daughters.. lmao he totally saw my "case for socialism" by alaan maas (forwarded by howard zinn) book and still was totally cool. ^__^ very nice man, even though he must hate me deep down. If Elz tries anything he will be shot and dragged onto property as a trespasser.

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:35 PM
white women in trouble is a big deal in my neck of the woods. nothing but armed republicans on my new street.

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:36 PM
are the daughters sexy,,, are there pillow fights,,

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:37 PM
hope the daughters are 18 , monde don't give a fuck tho, so pls go into greatl detail about the daughters either way

rootbeer
11-13-2013, 11:38 PM
i have to get ready for bed, wish i could buy somebody a plane ticket but they are very stubborn :shrug:

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:38 PM
um yeah, they had a birthday dinner and the daughter had HUGE boobs. I didn't know what to say but she made this amazing salsa she got the recipe outta sunset magazine... I can upload a pic later.. There are TONS of pix of her on the fridge in her bikini.

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:39 PM
i have to get ready for bed, wish i could buy somebody a plane ticket but they are very stubborn :shrug:

its cuz lisa doesn't actually want to fuck you.. XD

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:40 PM
rootbeer, i hope your dreams come true, and lisa comes to america, cause it will make for alot of funny thresds, i can talk about swamp penguins in

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-13-2013, 11:40 PM
post the sexy fridge pics

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:40 PM
um yeah, they had a birthday dinner and the daughter had HUGE boobs. I didn't know what to say but she made this amazing salsa she got the recipe outta sunset magazine... I can upload a pic later.. There are TONS of pix of her on the fridge in her bikini.

oh jesus chirst you moved in with ramen

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:43 PM
No white people lol.. There are only white pple where I live.. San Luis Obispo..

LadyKillmonger
11-13-2013, 11:46 PM
cag tries to make out that this topic was about her when it fact it was about me comming to america

no-one is interested in flying cag anywhere near them, also she is ugly

every topic ruined by a spamming try-hard moron begging for attention

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:47 PM
welp this used to be an ok thread,,,

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:48 PM
there was cool passport pictures,, big titted blonde repblican lesbain daughter talk,, and now this,, happend

LadyKillmonger
11-13-2013, 11:48 PM
yeah it was about a conversation we were having on steam with juji and rootbeer you dipshit

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:49 PM
ya so keep it on steam faggot TERRIBLE PERSON LADY GO AWAY BACK TO STEAM WITH YOU WITCH BEGONE

steveyos YOLO
11-13-2013, 11:49 PM
i have to get ready for bed, wish i could buy somebody a plane ticket but they are very stubborn :shrug:

Why don't you buy a gun to shoot yourself with instead

steveyos YOLO
11-13-2013, 11:51 PM
I thought you and the ugly bitch you fell in love with were leaving again anyway

always stevey
11-13-2013, 11:54 PM
Lmao elz lisa and rooty... Bizarre love triangle

Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2013, 11:55 PM
elz can you pls translate that into english are lisa and rooty filling your head with lies on steam

juji
11-14-2013, 12:02 AM
elz can you pls translate that into english are lisa and rooty filling your head with lies on steam

Lisa y rotobeir estan llenando las mentiras en tu cabeza en steam

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 12:03 AM
el crazy lady o

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:03 AM
Yes therre are.. do something! Rescued poor innocent elz from the reign of the faggots

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:04 AM
Rescue elz from the rubynet losers table

juji
11-14-2013, 12:04 AM
Lmao elz lisa and rooty... Bizarre love triangle

but you are ugly :arms:

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 12:25 AM
am I dyslexic or do those last three posts make no sense at all

juji
11-14-2013, 02:28 AM
Cag is being ignorant as fuckeress

m0nde
11-14-2013, 04:21 AM
cag tries to make out that this topic was about her when it fact it was about me comming to america

no-one is interested in flying cag anywhere near them, also she is ugly

every topic ruined by a spamming try-hard moron begging for attentionit's about you coming on rootbeer's cock

UofLCardfan08
11-14-2013, 04:43 AM
it's all about rootbeer not being able to get laid in his own community, resorting to importing an OLD skank drug addicted aussie whore with a BROWN vagina

internutt
11-14-2013, 06:06 AM
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cbarry, juji

m0nde
11-14-2013, 07:06 AM
it's all about rootbeer not being able to get laid in his own community, resorting to importing an OLD skank drug addicted aussie whore with a BROWN vaginaif you take a pic in that manner, squatting over a camera in your bathroom's halflight, your vag, too will appear brown and grainy like a suede purse

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:59 AM
cag tries to make out that this topic was about her when it fact it was about me comming to america

no-one is interested in flying cag anywhere near them, also she is ugly

every topic ruined by a spamming try-hard moron begging for attention
somebody should fly cag to the moon, it would be a good place for her

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 08:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

:hmm:

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 08:23 AM
somebody should fly cag to the moon, it would be a good place for her

Holy shit that was a "gud1"

m0nde
11-14-2013, 09:42 AM
internutt's actual visa


http://giraftravel.ru/lands/usa/visa.jpg

steveyos
11-14-2013, 11:34 AM
oh jesus chirst you moved in with ramen

LOL

steveyos
11-14-2013, 11:37 AM
cag tries to make out that this topic was about her when it fact it was about me comming to america

no-one is interested in flying cag anywhere near them, also she is ugly

every topic ruined by a spamming try-hard moron begging for attention

ban lisa

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 11:45 AM
ban cag face

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 11:47 AM
DELETE DROOTBEER FUCK THIS GAY EARTH,

always stevey
11-14-2013, 11:50 AM
Elz is in love with lisa? :rofl: rooty how do you feel about all this? Lol

always stevey
11-14-2013, 11:50 AM
Lisa is cheating on you with elz. Lmao

always stevey
11-14-2013, 11:51 AM
They have deaf sex on cam :rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 11:52 AM
sloppy seconds after flaggerchat,,,

always stevey
11-14-2013, 11:53 AM
Lisa going to fly to America using a fake Mexican visa. That will totally work..

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 11:55 AM
mom, dad, this is my middle aged friend lisa from austlira, that i meet on the itnerent, she's gonna be staying in the basement with me for a while,,,

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:00 PM
Lisa can't get a visa with her massive criminal record.

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:01 PM
So elz makes a thread about how he's going to make a fake visa for lisa.. elz sure doesn't respect privacy lol

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 12:02 PM
she might be on the no fly list because she's basically a suicide bomber and has been reported so many times

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:02 PM
Hey lisa why can't you get a visa like a normal adult? Lmao why do you need a fake visa from Mexico to travel? Lol either you have drug charges or your a sex offender

always stevey
11-14-2013, 12:05 PM
somebody should fly cag to the moon, it would be a good place for her

If I could I would fly the cancer out of your dying friends lmao

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 12:08 PM
Stop it elezzzark

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 12:11 PM
cag to the moon :rofl:: THE MOON IS FAR AWAY,,, GET IT

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 12:11 PM
HONEYMOONER JOKES FROM THE 1930'S ARE AS FRESH TODAY AS WHEN THAT BLACK AND WHITE GUY SAID THEM

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 12:28 PM
oh ya i just pulled out my lisafacts.txt file and lisa has claimed she can't work and needs welfare because she is mentally ill and has filed applicators as such, she will never get a visa because the us goverement tends not to let people into the country who are mental degenerates who don't want to work so they can go on welfare.

juji
11-14-2013, 01:41 PM
Stop it elezzzark

I'm not fucking in love with Lisa, why do you even believe cag's make ups?

always stevey
11-14-2013, 01:44 PM
Your fake visa idea is a really bad one. Lisa will get detained by homeland security

always stevey
11-14-2013, 01:45 PM
That is if she can actually leave her house to drive to the airport.

juji
11-14-2013, 01:49 PM
^ overlying as fuck, her nose is getting more longer than Pinocho

always stevey
11-14-2013, 01:51 PM
cag tries to make out that this topic was about her when it fact it was about me comming to america

no-one is interested in flying cag anywhere near them, also she is ugly

every topic ruined by a spamming try-hard moron begging for attention
Lmao elz you are trying to help lisa get into the country with a fake lisa I mean visa uhh

always stevey
11-14-2013, 01:52 PM
I tell ya right now, lmao homeland security and tsa will be all over her

always stevey
11-14-2013, 01:53 PM
That is by far the stupidest idea I have ever heard of. Lol

juji
11-14-2013, 01:56 PM
Masteress of :projecting:

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 01:59 PM
i hope lisa's jounrey to america turns out exactly the same as the plot to corriclde dundee 2, and there's lots of mystery and bad guys she has to fight with her big knife!

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:08 PM
There's no reason to be ashamed elz, lisa has lots of friends lmao, be her bud with pride

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:13 PM
Oh I stand corrected. Rooty is the genius one trying to smuggle in the terrorists.. reporting this page to homeland security lmao

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 02:13 PM
it will be awesome if she lets me fly her out, it would be supper difficult for me to come there :X

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 02:16 PM
I'm not fucking in love with Lisa, why do you even believe cag's make ups?

I don't believe anything cat avatar guys says because she's a jew and jews killed jesus and they are bad.

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 02:17 PM
it will be awesome if she lets me fly her out, it would be supper difficult for me to come there :X
Yeah it'll be awesome getting to lose your virginity to some whore you can nut off in and not have to worry about her having a baby because she will just kill it anyway

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:20 PM
Also, would lisas herpes affect her ability to get into the USA?

m0nde
11-14-2013, 02:21 PM
overprojecting as fuck

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:27 PM
I'm projecting fake visas

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 02:29 PM
it seems like it would be alot easier to get into Australia rootbeer as long as you have no mental health or crimnal record, then to get lisa into america,, take the plane, take the sky bus(A bus) i also highly doubt lisa has a passport,

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 02:34 PM
She doesn't want rooty to find out her real age

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 02:34 PM
but what if you got there, and there was some other guy she meet on the interent crashing on her dirty futon,,,

oh hey, what's up, i'm jibbles from the m and m fourm, what's up bro,,

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 02:42 PM
The truth will eventually come out that she's in a wheelchair

always stevey
11-14-2013, 02:59 PM
I dunno why rooty is making such a big deal over an old whore that doesn't even want to see him lol after all she wasn't promising anything.. lol rooty certainly isn't doli or dp that's for sure he's just a backround dork that makes the same jokes over and over and over again

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 03:09 PM
There's only a few problems with lisa coming to america, but problems are just opportunites in disguise -grampy chat told me that via email

1. Lisa is sort of not really big on going outside of her flat, and doing things ever, she's sort of a homebody, who never leaves her house

2.What happens to the cat, the 24 year old cat needs lisa to feed it, and lisa has no friends or family so nobody could watch the cat, and the cat in no way would surive a trip like this,

3. Lisa getting a passport or visa, which it seems elz is hard at work on, so this almost seems worked out right now.

4. Lisa being assassinated by various internet posters in america once she get's here,, since american's are not huge pussies like tim is ,, somebodys bound to get the job done, once her plane lands

5. What happens if she does get to your house rootbeer, and she never wants to leave, not sure your family is gonna like that too much , since lisa is a pretty hard person to get along with.

6. Your both insane stop it

always stevey
11-14-2013, 03:22 PM
Go to Australia and waft in the sweet scents of cat shit, rooty. Lmao

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 03:35 PM
dork that makes the same jokes over and over and over again

What jokes?

always stevey
11-14-2013, 03:41 PM
Oh.

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 04:29 PM
There's only a few problems with lisa coming to america, but problems are just opportunites in disguise -grampy chat told me that via email

1. Lisa is sort of not really big on going outside of her flat, and doing things ever, she's sort of a homebody, who never leaves her house

2.What happens to the cat, the 24 year old cat needs lisa to feed it, and lisa has no friends or family so nobody could watch the cat, and the cat in no way would surive a trip like this,

3. Lisa getting a passport or visa, which it seems elz is hard at work on, so this almost seems worked out right now.

4. Lisa being assassinated by various internet posters in america once she get's here,, since american's are not huge pussies like tim is ,, somebodys bound to get the job done, once her plane lands

5. What happens if she does get to your house rootbeer, and she never wants to leave, not sure your family is gonna like that too much , since lisa is a pretty hard person to get along with.

6. Your both insane stop it

1. vacations are good
2. i will find a nice kennel for the cat
3. passports only take two weeks if you pay to expedite them (which i will)
4. i will keep lisa super safe
5. i have my own place, and who said i want her to leave :twisted:
6. so what

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 04:29 PM
i have pretty much thought of everything

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 04:31 PM
lol i guess you did, see you in america lisa, :sniper:

always stevey
11-14-2013, 04:38 PM
Funny how Rooty keeps setting himself up for more meltdowns.

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 04:42 PM
cag pls be more supportive of this,, you know how many fucktarded posts you could make about this if it actually happens-----
the answer is a fuckton of fucktarded posts

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 04:42 PM
way more than just 200 a day

Poopalew
11-14-2013, 04:49 PM
way more than just 200 a day

E raped U.

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 05:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

'

steveyos YOLO
11-14-2013, 06:23 PM
i have pretty much thought of everything

What about your suicide?

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 06:33 PM
form for visa waiver
https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/

Poopalew
11-14-2013, 06:35 PM
form for visa waiver
https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/

One woman reported it was easier for Jonathan is greater than the love of women.

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:38 PM
that's only for 90 days max, lol your going to have to marry her if she wants to stay in the country cause i know for fucking sure she won't get a work visa

Poopalew
11-14-2013, 06:42 PM
that's only for 90 days max, lol your going to have to marry her if she wants to stay in the country cause i know for fucking sure she won't get a work visa

I think we have a fly in queer culture and many gay men and women specifically decline to do so.

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:43 PM
Physical or Mental Disorders

With regard to physical or mental disorders, answer ”Yes” to this question if:

(a) You currently have a physical or mental disorder and a history of behavior associated with the disorder that may pose or has posed a threat to your property, safety or welfare or that of others; or

(b) You had a physical or mental disorder and a history of behavior associated with the disorder that has posed a threat to your property, safety or welfare or that of others and the behavior is likely to recur or lead to other harmful behavior. Answer ”No” if:

(a) You currently have no physical or mental disorders; or

(b) You have or had a physical or mental disorder without associated behavior that may pose or has posed a threat to your property, safety or welfare of that of others; or

(c) You currently have a physical or mental disorder with associated behavior, but that behavior has not posed, does not currently pose nor will pose a threat to your property, safety or welfare or that of others; or

(d) You had a physical or mental disorder with associated behavior that posed a threat to your property, safety or welfare or that of others, but that behavior is unlikely to recur.

Drug Abusers and Drug Addicts

Under United States law persons may not be admissible if they have been determined to be a drug abuser or drug addict.

For further information refer to § 212(a)(1)(A) of the Immigration and Nationality Act, 8 U.S.C. § 1182(a)(1)(A), and corresponding regulations in the Code of Federal Regulations.


welp they give you a drug test and look at your hospital records,,, sigh I could have made so many fucktarded posts about this

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 06:44 PM
im sure they dont piss test you, that would be ridiculous

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:47 PM
lol u think so, but homeland seritcys a bitch they do a huge background check on everyone now, blame monde's dad for 9/11 and lisa not being able to get into the usa, even if she stopped smoking pot for a month to clean her self out(lol ya right) she would never pass the mental health background check she has been in and out of the puzzle factory a couple times

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 06:47 PM
bullshit

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:50 PM
a couple of my friends can't even cross the Canadian border because they have dwi's ,

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:52 PM
Communicable Diseases

Under United States law communicable diseases of public health significance include:
•Chancroid
•Gonorrhea
•Granuloma inguinale
•Leprosy, infectious
•Lymphogranuloma venereum
•Syphilis, infectious stage
•Tuberculosis, active
•And others as determined by the Department of Health and Human Services.


lol,, sorry rootbeer, herpes wins again

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 06:53 PM
https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/WebHelp/ESTA_Screen-Level_Online_Help_1.htm#WP3

I would not let lisa in my front door either,, god bless the usa

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 06:59 PM
she will obviously be let in, stop being butthurt

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:00 PM
lol u think I care if lisa comes to the usa, I don't, but the usa seems to care if she comes here

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:01 PM
it's only 160 bucks to have them tell lisa she's insane and has herpes and can't come here

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:03 PM
DO NOT BUY THE PLANE TICKET BEFORE THAT APPLIACTION IS APPROVED, PLS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO ONE SMART THING IN ALL OF THIS ROOTBEER

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:03 PM
maybe you should take the test, sounds like you need it more

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:04 PM
i love making travel plans,,, i think i am gonna go to Nebraska this weekend,,

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:05 PM
rooty i have a passport and have been to a lot of different countries, but what i don't have is a multiple stays in a rubber room, nor herpes, nor would i piss a dirty drug test, lisa on the other hand,

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:09 PM
i love making travel plans,,, i think i am gonna go to Nebraska this weekend,,

childrenofthecorn.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:10 PM
rootbeer i will bet you half the cost of the application fee, 80 bucks, that lisa will not be allowed in the usa,,

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:11 PM
not that any of this shit matters in the least since lisa won't leave her house

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 07:19 PM
im sure they dont piss test you, that would be ridiculous

my friend got quarantined by the govt and had to go to the hospital and get a bunch of tests done on him because his uncle in the jungle where he's from tested positive for some niggerdeath virus

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:21 PM
my friend got quarantined by the govt and had to go to the hospital and get a bunch of tests done on him because his uncle in the jungle where he's from tested positive for some niggerdeath virus

that sounds really awful lol

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:21 PM
ya they give you a blood test in the medical exam, and do test for drug use and herpes,,,

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:22 PM
ya they give you a blood test in the medical exam, and do test for drug use and herpes,,,

there isnt a fucking medical exam, its a form you fill out

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:23 PM
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/258413-k-1-drug-test/

they might not care about weed, idk i am not reading that

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:23 PM
no u have to get a medical exam, i thought you had a passport

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:24 PM
have you ever left the country, for far away countrys u gotta get shots and shit so u don't kill 10 millon brown people with the common cold

always stevey
11-14-2013, 07:24 PM
not that any of this shit matters in the least since lisa won't leave her house

not that any of that matters because lisa doesn't love rootbeer lmao she loves you. ^__^

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:25 PM
no u have to get a medical exam, i thought you had a passport

i have traveled all over never got tested for anything

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:26 PM
when i went to dubai i had to get a medical exam and they took blood and gave me shots

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:27 PM
but i was on a work visa so idk maybe it's different but i highly fucking doubt lisa will be able to get into the usa

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 07:28 PM
i heard when you move to egypt they inspect your butthole to make sure you aren't a fag

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:28 PM
^

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:32 PM
http://travel.state.gov/visa/immigrants/info/info_3739.html

Required Medical Examination (Complete before visa interview)
Important Notice: Immigrant visa applicants should complete their medical examinations with authorized physicians before their scheduled interview dates. If you complete your medical examination after your visa interview, processing of your immigrant visa case will be delayed until the U.S. Embassy or Consulate has received your medical examination results. Therefore, applicants are strongly encouraged to complete their medical exams prior to their visa interviews. A list of authorized physicians for the U.S. Embassy or Consulate where you will apply is provided in the dropdown list below.

Medical examinations performed by non-authorized physicians will not be accepted. The medical examination includes a review of the applicant's medical history, physical examination, chest X-ray, and blood tests. The physical examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin, and external genitalia. The authorized physician will either give the applicant the medical examination results to hand-carry to the visa interview or will send the results directly to the U.S. Embassy or Consulate.

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:32 PM
when i visited japan i was tested by a 100 man kumite to see if i was worthy... needless to say, im still here :smug:

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:33 PM
going to Canada is not visiting other countries

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:33 PM
http://travel.state.gov/visa/immigrants/info/info_3739.html

Required Medical Examination (Complete before visa interview)
Important Notice: Immigrant visa applicants should complete their medical examinations with authorized physicians before their scheduled interview dates. If you complete your medical examination after your visa interview, processing of your immigrant visa case will be delayed until the U.S. Embassy or Consulate has received your medical examination results. Therefore, applicants are strongly encouraged to complete their medical exams prior to their visa interviews. A list of authorized physicians for the U.S. Embassy or Consulate where you will apply is provided in the dropdown list below.

Medical examinations performed by non-authorized physicians will not be accepted. The medical examination includes a review of the applicant's medical history, physical examination, chest X-ray, and blood tests. The physical examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin, and external genitalia. The authorized physician will either give the applicant the medical examination results to hand-carry to the visa interview or will send the results directly to the U.S. Embassy or Consulate.

you dont need a visa
ugh

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:35 PM
for any sort of extended stay u sure as shit do

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 07:36 PM
what did you do in dubai were you like a slave overseer of the brown people who build the towers

rootbeer
11-14-2013, 07:36 PM
for any sort of extended stay u sure as shit do

90 days or less no visa read the thing ffs

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 07:36 PM
designing flash games for rich oil sheikh's myspace pages

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:37 PM
you know that movie misson impposible where tom cruise climbed the big building,,, i was an extra looking out the window in shock

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:38 PM
i am sure lisa lying about her medical history and drug use and herpes on that form will not get her in any sort of trouble

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-14-2013, 07:41 PM
wanna move to dubai and be a professional overpaid white person and fuck russian hookers all day

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:41 PM
i'm also really sure talking about this on the public forum where cody now posts again nobody will email the immigration dept about lisa

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:42 PM
wanna move to dubai and be a professional overpaid white person and fuck russian hookers all day

it's hot and has terrible plumbing,

Autistic Spectrum
11-14-2013, 07:44 PM
but your right about being white and making a fuckton of money

always stevey
11-14-2013, 07:59 PM
its going to be really funny if rooty manages to get lisa into the us, and she goes batshit on him in his own house, starts screaming and being verbally abusive, possibly even violent. lmao rooty is taking a big leap of faith bringing lisa into a country where she can't get free mental health care. :rofl:

Poopalew
11-14-2013, 11:15 PM
its going to be really funny if rooty manages to get lisa into the us, and she goes batshit on him in his own house, starts screaming and being verbally abusive, possibly even violent. lmao rooty is taking a big leap of faith bringing lisa into a country where she can't get free mental health care. :rofl:

wow did you realize that everyone in the galaxy without my trusty guide and a towel!

juji
11-15-2013, 01:58 AM
medical examination is true, Doctor saw me while I'm naked including my penis and balls, to make sure I have no sign of infection

juji
11-15-2013, 01:59 AM
http://www.travelgirls.com/

steveyos YOLO
11-15-2013, 06:07 AM
medical examination is true, Doctor saw me while I'm naked including my penis and balls, to make sure I have no sign of infection

Did they stick their fingers in your ass?

Autistic Spectrum
11-15-2013, 10:01 AM
medical examination is true, Doctor saw me while I'm naked including my penis and balls, to make sure I have no sign of infection

doctors gonna take one look at lisa's brown infected vagina and be like, uhhhhh

steveyos YOLO
11-15-2013, 11:07 AM
I wonder if she has a carrying case for her inflatable tub

Autistic Spectrum
11-15-2013, 11:09 AM
ya she does lol i made her bring into tinychat and show it on camera once, it's has handles and everything

steveyos YOLO
11-15-2013, 12:44 PM
All she has left to do now is buy some hefty sinch sacks to put her cat shit stained clothes in and she's all set

juji
11-15-2013, 04:52 PM
Did they stick their fingers in your ass?

No, Doctor isn't allowed to touch me you stupid faggot for believeing muslim terrorists

m0nde
11-15-2013, 05:33 PM
its going to be really funny if rooty manages to get lisa into the us, and she goes batshit on him in his own house, starts screaming and being verbally abusive, possibly even violent. lmao rooty is taking a big leap of faith bringing lisa into a country where she can't get free mental health care. :rofl:

Tahiti Joe
11-15-2013, 06:30 PM
its going to be really funny if rooty manages to get lisa into the us, and she goes batshit on him in his own house, starts screaming and being verbally abusive, possibly even violent. lmao rooty is taking a big leap of faith bringing lisa into a country where she can't get free mental health care. :rofl:

rootbeer
11-15-2013, 07:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RpQ4uMp.png

*cough*

steveyos YOLO
11-15-2013, 09:57 PM
No, Doctor isn't allowed to touch me you stupid faggot for believeing muslim terrorists
If they touched you it's okay...

:feel:

rootbeer
11-15-2013, 10:06 PM
lisa's getting her passport photo on monday :sun:

rootbeer
11-16-2013, 03:48 PM
so excited i think im gonna puke lol

Autistic Spectrum
11-16-2013, 04:04 PM
same expect for the part about being excited

steveyos YOLO
11-16-2013, 05:44 PM
Losing your virginity is pretty exciting stuff rotbeer congrats