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juji
12-01-2013, 09:36 AM
Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray


Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 09:38 AM
LOL

I love you juji, I'm sorry I deleted you on steam for making 2 posts that I didn't like :(

www.whatthefuck.com
12-01-2013, 09:38 AM
welp for starters i've never used a sprayer i brush and roll everything i do and i don't wear a respirator either because i don't have to, i'm never removing lead or asbestos. and i paint metal all the time dumbass lol

juji
12-01-2013, 09:40 AM
LOL

I love you juji, I'm sorry I deleted you on steam for making 2 posts that I didn't like :(


citation needed

Tahiti Joe
12-01-2013, 09:41 AM
all three of you huffed to much aerosol.

www.whatthefuck.com
12-01-2013, 09:41 AM
i can also hear if i drip some paint so i can clean it up before it sets in oh hi there elz how's life buddy?

juji
12-01-2013, 09:41 AM
welp for starters i've never used a sprayer i brush and roll everything i do and i don't wear a respirator either because i don't have to, i'm never removing lead or asbestos. and i paint metal all the time dumbass lol

define "metal"

you know what's kind of paint liquid you're going to use

juji
12-01-2013, 09:42 AM
i can also hear if i drip some paint so i can clean it up before it sets in oh hi there elz how's life buddy?

I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 09:44 AM
citation neededno we discussed it, the last conversation we had on steam

and then I saw you post it again and I deleted you and I now rue that day

juji
12-01-2013, 09:46 AM
no we discussed it, the last conversation we had on steam

and then I saw you post it again and I deleted you and I now rue that day

:(

Lisa is whore remorse

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 09:47 AM
:(

Lisa is whore remorseLOL!

www.whatthefuck.com
12-01-2013, 09:48 AM
define "metal"

you know what's kind of paint liquid you're going to use

depends on the application, if its a new metal door thats been primed you just need to put a oil based primer on it before painting with latex (light sand before and after for better adhesion) then finish in latex exterior with at least a satin sheen.

for metal roofs you have to check all the mastic (tar) joints as you go or you'll have leaks eventually then paint with appropriate oil or alkyd paint.

for cars/boats/other vehicles: http://senseslost.com/third-rail-content/uploads/rustoleum.JPG
and if i cant do it with that i pay someone who specializes in bodywork.

for metal ceiling supports in industrial buildings i sub those out and charge more so i make money for not having to choke on paint fumes wearing a respirator because i'm white not some mexican faggot lol.

for metal fences i always use oil based paint

rootbeer
12-01-2013, 09:48 AM
I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.

confucius say

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 09:49 AM
I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.oh man I want to smoke weed with you

www.whatthefuck.com
12-01-2013, 09:49 AM
confucius say

lol fucking yoda

juji
12-01-2013, 09:55 AM
depends on the application, if its a new metal door thats been primed you just need to put a oil based primer on it before painting with latex (light sand before and after for better adhesion) then finish in latex exterior with at least a satin sheen.

for metal roofs you have to check all the mastic (tar) joints as you go or you'll have leaks eventually then paint with appropriate oil or alkyd paint.

for cars/boats/other vehicles: http://senseslost.com/third-rail-content/uploads/rustoleum.JPG
and if i cant do it with that i pay someone who specializes in bodywork.

for metal ceiling supports in industrial buildings i sub those out and charge more so i make money for not having to choke on paint fumes wearing a respirator because i'm white not some mexican faggot lol.

for metal fences i always use oil based paint

I used Ctrl+F to find "anti-corrosive" and couldn't find. What a shame.

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 10:09 AM
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real manI nearly wee'd myself

www.whatthefuck.com
12-01-2013, 10:19 AM
I nearly wee'd myself

because youre a fucking idiot that makes total sense

steveyos
12-01-2013, 12:23 PM
this thread was doomed from the start since it's about a lizard, but it still coulda been funny if the lizards didn't reply, but there they go ruining yet another great thread at rubynet good job ruby

Gentleman Doli
12-01-2013, 03:40 PM
Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray


Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man

blumpkin blownuts
12-01-2013, 04:20 PM
i can paint my toenails

Chronic Munchies
12-01-2013, 07:56 PM
steveyos sucks the funny out of threads and turns it into fat on his disgusting body

Camoron
12-01-2013, 08:14 PM
coming to A&E this fall: PAINT WARS

a deaf mexican programmer and a racist housepainter will do battle

steveyos
12-02-2013, 04:20 AM
steveyos sucks the funny out of threads and turns it into fat on his disgusting body

just wanted to make sure everyone saw this

rubycalaber
12-02-2013, 05:26 AM
only in mexico could NOT wearing a mask so you dont breathe in noxious fumes be seen as a cool thing

rubycalaber
12-02-2013, 05:26 AM
ps stevey is not fat anymore

steveyos
12-02-2013, 05:29 AM
I'm 219 lbs I don't even wear a mask while bench pressing

rubycalaber
12-02-2013, 05:30 AM
no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask

steveyos
12-02-2013, 05:34 AM
Me:

-best poster
-sexy as fuck
-don't even wear mask while bench pressing
-mentally stable girlfriend
-your favorite poster's favorite poster
-god of trolls
-gout survivor
-amazing hair
-cag
-only poster who can dance
-only poster with rhythm
-only poster who can own keyboard/mouse fags with controller
-virgin
-best voice
-only poster truly in contact with native american spirits (stomple is a poser, my people would never talk to vegan.)

steveyos
12-02-2013, 05:35 AM
no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask

is that a batman quote

steveyos
12-02-2013, 05:36 AM
-doesn't care about fiction because real life isn't a nightmare

www.whatthefuck.com
12-02-2013, 03:22 PM
no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask

getting visuals of my bloody valentine (original)

m0nde
12-02-2013, 03:27 PM
Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray


Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man:roy4l:

i've never known anyonoe to paint ladders over 30m of height while holding their breathe near a pussy with strength and resistance of a real man

www.whatthefuck.com
12-02-2013, 03:44 PM
:roy4l:

i've never known anyonoe to paint ladders over 30m of height while holding their breathe near a pussy with strength and resistance of a real man

usually if theres something like that needing paint they set up a swing you don't freeball that shit

steveyos
12-02-2013, 03:50 PM
lmao

www.whatthefuck.com
12-02-2013, 03:57 PM
basically you gotta work from the top down and if you slip well you grab up, onto slippery wet ass paint you just put there. this is why so many mexicans die once they get to the USA on job sites, i mean when was the last time you heard of some stupid fucking construction worker killing himself that wasnt a mexican?