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Gentleman Doli
12-04-2013, 11:59 AM
Me gonna enjoy the lulz

Chronic Munchies
12-04-2013, 12:01 PM
is not

He's MINE!

Chronic Munchies
12-04-2013, 12:02 PM
dude

we have an apartment together and I will be there in 4 weeks

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2013, 12:13 PM
get 2 copies of kangroo jack on dvd, then u can watch it on both your tvs

Chronic Munchies
12-04-2013, 12:14 PM
lol ok

steveyos
12-04-2013, 01:01 PM
monde is definteily enjoying the lulz right now he's practigicing his navy seals tactical sneaking to prepare himself for the wedding photos

steveyos YOLO
12-04-2013, 01:12 PM
This thread is so lulzy. Especially the part where it was mentioned how insane rootbeer is.

rootbeer
12-04-2013, 03:00 PM
is not

He's MINE!

rootbeer
12-04-2013, 03:13 PM
dude

we have an apartment together and I will be there in 4 weeks

i cant wait, ugh

www.whatthefuck.com
12-04-2013, 03:40 PM
lol so i was right shes moving to the usa to sponge off our welfare thanks im gonna send this to DHS also

steveyos YOLO
12-04-2013, 06:16 PM
Rooty must be leeching off the government as well

www.whatthefuck.com
12-04-2013, 06:17 PM
yeah hes disabled by steroids he cant lift his arms higher than his boobs because he short strokes on his reps.

Camoron
12-04-2013, 06:24 PM
monde is definteily enjoying the lulz right now he's practigicing his navy seals tactical sneaking to prepare himself for the wedding photos

why does he need to sneak when he can just comne in through theirr mirror

steveyos
12-04-2013, 09:51 PM
the tricky thing about his mirror movements is if he's in mirror form and comes to real form he doesn't look as good in photos, he has to be in the real realm for six days without mirror realm to look the best in the photos, so he has to rappel up the side of the trailer and crawl in through the asbestos

Camoron
12-04-2013, 09:54 PM
the tricky thing about his mirror movements is if he's in mirror form and comes to real form he doesn't look as good in photos, he has to be in the real realm for six days without mirror realm to look the best in the photos, so he has to rappel up the side of the trailer and crawl in through the asbestos

impyling m0nde ever looks good

rootbeer
12-04-2013, 10:23 PM
mondes in the mirror

StompleB
12-04-2013, 10:25 PM
lol what's m0nde doing there?

UofLCardfan08
12-05-2013, 12:50 PM
Me gonna enjoy the lulz

which one of you two rides bitch?

Gentleman Doli
12-05-2013, 12:52 PM
Me.

UofLCardfan08
12-05-2013, 12:54 PM
Me.you trying to make codey jealous?

Gentleman Doli
12-05-2013, 01:10 PM
Me gonna enjoy the lulz.

steveyos
12-05-2013, 01:40 PM
impyling m0nde ever looks good

I mean he's not completely there or he's blurry, and monde would never slack on letting the world know he attended a forum wedding he has to make sure he's clear as day in the photos

steveyos
12-05-2013, 01:41 PM
and if a mirror is in the same photo the mirror can be seen melting in the photo, that's why there's no mirrors in abers pics

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:06 PM
Me gonna enjoy the lulz.

yup whatever that means idiot. keep lulzing

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:08 PM
doli why arent you meeting cag in real life?

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:20 PM
Me gonna enjoy the lulz.

steveyos YOLO
12-05-2013, 02:31 PM
Rooty, you really are a horrible and despicable human being

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:32 PM
doli keep asking lisa to be your friend. you are a desperate little smurf

Gentleman Doli
12-05-2013, 02:38 PM
Plz be my friend lisa I love u actualy and don't hate you

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 02:41 PM
also very jealous of rootbeers and lisa's storybook romance

maks
12-05-2013, 02:42 PM
That's nothing, when I was in middle school (7th grade I think) I had a teacher who was a real cunt, the only people who liked her were the super fuckin nerds who did nothing but kiss her ass for grades. After she gave a test that like half the kids in class failed, me and two other guys decided to do something about it. One of us lured her out into the hall and I shoved her down from behind and then another kid stabbed her with a utility knife when she was down and then me and the stabber kid ran off.
She didn't get a look, so we didn't think we were gonna in trouble, but some faggot saw us and ratted us out and we all got expelled and had to take the year over at a different school. It was fuckin gay, she didn't get that hurt and couldn't have (it was just a little utility knife!).
Needless to say, we fuckin stomped the fag that ratted on us so at least there was some justice in the whole situation. Wish I would've had a dad as cool as John Tayler did.

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 02:42 PM
bunch of jealous fucktared bushpigs itf, no cool cat meme's or child porn bring back parentweisnis cat

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:45 PM
Plz be my friend lisa I love u actualy and don't hate you

http://www.hdpaperwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1353661.jpg

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 02:46 PM
the smurfs 3 coming soon

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 02:48 PM
if an ostrich was exercising would he be ostracized

steveyos YOLO
12-05-2013, 03:14 PM
doli keep asking lisa to be your friend. you are a desperate little smurf

That's funny you of all people calling anyone desperate when you fell in love with some homeless woman online, you make life choices around her and you've never even met her.

Dustin
12-05-2013, 03:42 PM
I wish I was gay enough to know what is going on

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 03:45 PM
I wish I was gay enough to know what is going on

rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

Dustin
12-05-2013, 03:46 PM
rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

I wish a hot forum girl would want to move in with me ://

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 03:53 PM
rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

less than a month actually :rock:
i cant fucking wait, lisa is the best thing to happen to me in a long time

UofLCardfan08
12-05-2013, 03:56 PM
less than a month actually :rock:
i cant fucking wait, lisa is the best thing to happen to me in a long time


VIRGIN ^

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 03:58 PM
i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 04:00 PM
you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

UofLCardfan08
12-05-2013, 04:08 PM
you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

better odds at winning the lottery, gotta pay to play

now compare the financial investment of both scenarios, at least you know the state will pay out in full

steveyos
12-05-2013, 04:57 PM
i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

wait lisa's gonna start doing laundry?

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 05:24 PM
she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 05:34 PM
she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

the apartment has a jacuzzi. i probably wont fit in it tho :(

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 05:45 PM
i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

steveyos
12-05-2013, 05:48 PM
she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

are you sure about this or do you mean she'll do it in second life

steveyos
12-05-2013, 05:49 PM
even then though

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 05:52 PM
she said she lived with a guy for like 4 years before, and was gonna marry him, she also does not seem super high maintaince either, give her a pound of weed a week and 5000 tea bags a month and she will be happy

steveyos
12-05-2013, 06:08 PM
I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

steveyos
12-05-2013, 06:14 PM
I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

lnopia the great
12-05-2013, 06:15 PM
i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfLQDeo5pk

lnopia the great
12-05-2013, 06:16 PM
im still hoping this is all just some troll they planned over skype

steveyos
12-05-2013, 06:16 PM
if lisa has any secrets worse than what we all already know, she's literally satan

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:16 PM
i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

rootbeer maybe, but lisa's an open book,

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:17 PM
ask lisa anything what std's she has, how many inches her babysitters dick was, she will awnser

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:18 PM
zhe posted her a picture of her std test results lmao

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 06:28 PM
i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

i hate hot tubs, i keep my nuts at exactly 95 degrees for maximum testosterone production

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 06:30 PM
i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

we have so many gross secrets, omg dude you dont even know
*drools about gross secret*

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:41 PM
hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:49 PM
i do alot of shit i don't want too so i don't get yelled at for doing shit i want too

steveyos YOLO
12-05-2013, 06:51 PM
hot tubs skeeve me out, there like huge pea tree dishes , i had to install one so i did not get bitched at for running a 150 foot zip line off my roof into the lake,

I really hate rootber

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 06:53 PM
when you think of lisa and rootbeer in there love nest, think of there hot tub, and lisa's herpes simplix living in there, long after she gets out of the tub, mutating, it self from a virus into an actual walking talking MONSTER, a herpes monster,, born of a hottub and lisa's vagaina,,,, this will make u less angry

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 07:05 PM
...you are supposed to clean hot tubs you realize that right?

lnopia the great
12-05-2013, 07:09 PM
herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 07:10 PM
herpes doesnt go away though its there for life

well neither of us have it, so theres that

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 07:11 PM
i have seen lisa's bathrrom now, that tub is not getting cleaned on the regular

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 07:11 PM
inopia post your girl :rofl:

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 07:17 PM
well neither of us have it, so theres that


I do actually have one somehwere as I am running off to get tested every fucking time I have accident sex.

It's all clear except for herpes type 1 which is cold sores but I don't even get cold sores, when the seasons change the corner of my mouth cracks sometimes which I guess is a cold sore but it's never blistery just the the corner of my mouth cracks, I think I've had that since I was a kid so I guess you know if I sucked your cock there is an aprox 1% chance of transmitting that to your cock so yeah a lucky dip, better not ever let me suck your cock 100 times.

But I don't have anything else.

lnopia the great
12-05-2013, 07:18 PM
i had a sexy girl in a pink bikini as my sig like a year ago,, well if you remember that pic youre looking at a girl whose had the pleasure of getting pleasured heh

steveyos YOLO
12-05-2013, 07:18 PM
I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 07:19 PM
I wonder who will cry more during sex lisa or rootbeer

prob everyone who posts here

http://i.imgur.com/H1wNg.jpg

rootbeer
12-05-2013, 07:19 PM
prob everyone who posts here

lnopia the great
12-05-2013, 07:21 PM
if you can spread mouth herpes to your gentials can you spread finger warts too

steveyos YOLO
12-05-2013, 07:23 PM
Idk how anyone can keep an erection while looking at that nasty bitch

Autistic Spectrum
12-05-2013, 07:27 PM
it's really hard to do, but i try my best