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timmy
12-07-2013, 02:26 AM
i wonder if he even knows about australia and the termination of the commonwealth public housing agreement, and that the government is purposely holding off releasing land so that banks can reap in the benefits of larger mortgages from the avg australian..
i DARE you to come to my neighborhood and grab a mortgage on a 2 million dolloridoo house, i bet your house was like 20000 US because the rural swamp ghetto be like that

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:27 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/real-estate/1-buy-house-detroit-article-1.1415014

u got 10 bucks u can buy 10 houses where rootbeer lives

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 02:28 AM
actually he doesn't live ina swamp

it's a good area around a lake

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:28 AM
lakes tend to get marshy, hence swampy

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:29 AM
plug drugs said he littlerely lives in a swamp and he lives right next to rootbeer ,and there is no good place with in 200 miles of detorit lisa, it's the rust belt

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 02:31 AM
plug drugs said he littlerely lives in a swamp and he lives right next to rootbeer ,and there is no good place with in 200 miles of detorit lisa, it's the rust beltno they don;t live anywhere near each other

the closest is cameron who is like an hour away or something

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:32 AM
oh that's right you have the market cornered on virgins from michinagn and know all there home address's

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:33 AM
the only dirty crime riddled city in all of canda is windsor and it's right across the river from detorit

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:34 AM
how the fuck does a major city go bankrupt,, detoirt show the world how's it done

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:34 AM
i've lived in michigan, lisa and i'm telling you it's surronded by lakes and most of the land is almost as swampy as florida

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:35 AM
lisa, did you hear about the 1966 ufo sighting in michigan which the government wrote off as swamp gas (http://ufos.about.com/od/bestufocasefiles/p/1966michigan.htm)? how could they have used that excuse if not for all the swamps?

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:36 AM
it's the frozen swamp,,, full of niggers who will rob you for a dollor and 20 something white virgins who fall in love with middle aged women from austliraa

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:36 AM
most of detroit is an abandoned swamp now with the detroit river overflowing its banks throwing up mud trying to be like the nile, but failing miserably

steveyos
12-07-2013, 02:38 AM
stop being obsessed bushpigs if lisa says it's not the swamp then it isn't the swamp ok

steveyos
12-07-2013, 02:38 AM
oh that's right you have the market cornered on virgins from michinagn and know all there home address's

lol

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:40 AM
rootbeer does not have green skin he is not an irl sherk, this is facts maybe u fucktards should read a wikipedia page once and a while

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:40 AM
proof: http://www.yellowpages.com/detroit-mi/swamp-tours

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:40 AM
over 30 hits just for the city of detroit, not even talking about the rest of the state

steveyos
12-07-2013, 02:42 AM
wow the good news is monde is more than close enough to be there for the wedding

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:43 AM
lol i avoid the shit out of detorit when i travel i will go 200 miles out of my way to not pass by it

m0nde
12-07-2013, 02:46 AM
i drive through the tunnel from windsor and immediately get on the i-94 off jefferson. smooth sailing.

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 02:48 AM
i went there once and was totally amazaed at windsor, the whole time i was like this can not be canda, canda is clean and full of nice people, this can't be canda

juji
12-07-2013, 03:10 AM
lol i avoid the shit out of detorit when i travel i will go 200 miles out of my way to not pass by it

lol Detroit is american shithole

m0nde
12-07-2013, 03:10 AM
the transition from detroit to windsor is very nboticible. immediately the roads aren't full of potholes and people are actually walking around.

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:15 AM
I'm not going to michigan or detroit

juji
12-07-2013, 03:17 AM
I'm not going to michigan or detroit

Michigan is where rootbeer lives, nice try to betray rootbeer soon

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:17 AM
where else are you gonna score meth and child pornography while you are out there lisa

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:19 AM
Michigan is where rootbeer lives, nice try to betray rootbeer soonoh michigan

am I going to michigan?

I'm going to that place that stephen king writes his books about

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:20 AM
that's maine you fucking retard

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:20 AM
rootbeer lives in the swamps of Michigan outside of detorit if you are going to fuck stragers half way around the world get there states right

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:20 AM
ok so I AM going to michigan

but not detriot

I'm going to Rootbeer land wherever that is

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:22 AM
I'm getting on a plane and going to Rootbeer's house

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:22 AM
lisa detorit is in michagan, and rooty lives right by it, u are goin to the out skirts of detorit u daft bitch

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:22 AM
I'm getting on a plane and going to Rootbeer's house

doubt u will make it past the sky bus(a bus) with out getting lost

juji
12-07-2013, 03:23 AM
That's Lowell, Michigan where rootbeer lives

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:23 AM
lisa detorit is in michagan, and rooty lives right by it, u are goin to the out skirts of detorit u daft bitchlol

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:24 AM
doubt u will make it past the sky bus(a bus) with out getting losthey I know it's a bus because of the parentheses so that's a good start (cat)

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:25 AM
well then u are not i am very sorry u going to the outskirts of grand rapids which also has meth and niggers in case you are felling homesick

juji
12-07-2013, 03:26 AM
http://www.ci.lowell.mi.us/

juji
12-07-2013, 03:26 AM
wow wtf dog licenses

http://lowell.dnnstaging.com/Portals/1/News/doglicense%20(2).pdf

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:27 AM
dylan lives there u will be with him soon, and have abbbaies omg omg 3 weks can not come sson enough

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:28 AM
lol

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:28 AM
can someone put my lol before dp's last post

Chronic Munchies
12-07-2013, 03:29 AM
who is dylan?

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:30 AM
hes the guy i told flaggerchat rootbeer is

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:32 AM
so now its a herpatrim fact so pls repsect your friends beliefs

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 03:33 AM
and log off in a rage, never forget to log off in a rage

m0nde
12-07-2013, 03:58 AM
i'm not going to post the city where rootbeer lives, but if detroit is as swampy as it is and rootbeer lives in a more rural part of the state next to a lake it just follows that his area is even swampier than detroit is.

you have to trust us on this. this isn't necessarily a bad thing either.

always stevey
12-07-2013, 04:03 AM
lol

rootbeer
12-07-2013, 08:59 AM
ok so I AM going to michigan

but not detriot

I'm going to Rootbeer land wherever that is
XD
the apartment i got for us is in grand rapids michigan

always stevey
12-07-2013, 09:34 AM
COOL!

timmy
12-07-2013, 10:11 AM
Ten cent mortgage

always stevey
12-07-2013, 11:16 AM
Low Mortgage Rates

steveyos YOLO
12-07-2013, 11:55 AM
XD
the apartment we scammed the government into paying for us is in grand rapids michigan

UofLCardfan08
12-07-2013, 11:59 AM
jesus christ, wtf is this shit



http://youtu.be/WTOP4go8peA


it's lisa's new soon to be best friends, fucking pussy bitch rootbeer scared of driving down a dirt road

UofLCardfan08
12-07-2013, 12:03 PM
Lisa as bored as you may be or get, life on penguin island has to be better than hanging out with this pack of michigan rural nerd virgins. Stay in Australia for your own sanity, moving in with this lame ass faggot will be a thousand times worse than any shitty day near a beach.

UofLCardfan08
12-07-2013, 12:07 PM
Move in with pluggy the minute your feet land in michigan, he does drugs to escape from the boredom which will become your day to day existence.


run lisa run, run far away in the other direction away from this oaf

lnopia the great
12-07-2013, 12:26 PM
if you own property why are you getting an apartment

UofLCardfan08
12-07-2013, 12:56 PM
if you own property why are you getting an apartment

Because mommy and daddy are not overly receptive to his importing a whore from another county halfway around the world. The whore will not be shacking up in moms house (mom is involved with the church). ...nope no whores will be living under the same roof...

rootbeer
12-07-2013, 12:59 PM
if you own property why are you getting an apartment

because of this magic thing called renting,,, wow u guys are dumb as dog shit

m0nde
12-07-2013, 12:59 PM
i thought rootbeer and lisa were returning to australia after she's visited for 2 weeks. didn't understand why he needed to rent an apartment if that's all the time they were spending here.

are you just going to visit after 2 weeks? or emigrating to australia or what?

rootbeer
12-07-2013, 01:00 PM
i thought rootbeer and lisa were returning to australia after she's visited for 2 weeks. didn't understand why he needed to rent an apartment if that's all the time they were spending here.

shes coming for 3 weeks and is welcome to stay as long as she wants

rootbeer
12-07-2013, 01:01 PM
have fun guys gotta go make pesos for the sherman jr college fund

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 01:51 PM
shes coming for 3 weeks and is welcome to stay as long as she wants

hello dhs this is cody the house painter u have an illegal alien named lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig living in the swamp

Autistic Spectrum
12-07-2013, 01:52 PM
spolier alert, lisa will move back home alone never to return to america carrying rootbeers child, then take out child support on him and he will be paying for her steam games for the rest of his life

www.whatthefuck.com
12-07-2013, 02:03 PM
Because mommy and daddy are not overly receptive to his importing a whore from another county halfway around the world. The whore will not be shacking up in moms house (mom is involved with the church). ...nope no whores will be living under the same roof...