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Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:00 AM
i mean what? once a year you dont get 7 feet of snow dumped on you and have to band together with your neighbors to survive? somethings wrong with you

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:01 AM
we didnt even have pizza around here until like the 70s

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:01 AM
now its like the state dish though

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:02 AM
gotta store up fat for the winter

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:03 AM
when your car battery dies down a 20 mile dirt road, what do you do? start crying like a little girl? or do you go neanderthal and make a fire with your brawn :flex:

zlister
12-09-2013, 07:16 AM
in the south, when they get a half inch of snow on the roads everybody decides to drive faster to get home and they end up in wrecks. Southerners have lived there all their life but still can't figure out how to drive in a half inch of snow...

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 07:34 AM
the motto in minnesota is "this isn't driving, this is sliding with style"

jon
12-09-2013, 08:01 AM
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Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 08:20 AM
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www.whatthefuck.com
12-09-2013, 03:33 PM
oh look the blips are posting

rootbeer
12-09-2013, 03:34 PM
in the south, when they get a half inch of snow on the roads everybody decides to drive faster to get home and they end up in wrecks. Southerners have lived there all their life but still can't figure out how to drive in a half inch of snow...

lol its true

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 03:35 PM
brb googling blips

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 03:36 PM
... did you just make up a word cody?

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 03:37 PM
i thought it was going to be some derogatory term for a northerner

Autistic Spectrum
12-09-2013, 03:45 PM
southern people are all inbreed racist hillbilly's who are still upset that the north won the civil war, the south can rise again on dis dic

www.whatthefuck.com
12-09-2013, 04:00 PM
southern people are all inbreed racist hillbilly's who are still upset that the north won the civil war, the south can rise again on dis dic

:what:

Plug Drugs
12-09-2013, 04:03 PM
The First Minnesota Volunteer Infantry Regiment mustered for a three-year term (1861-1864) in the Union Army at the outset of the American Civil War when the prevailing enlistment period was three months. During offensive movements, it sustained high degrees of casualties at the Battles of First Bull Run (20%[1]) and Antietam (28%) and a catastrophic degree of casualties (82%) at the Battle of Gettysburg. It is most noted for its service on the second day at Gettysburg.

At a pivotal moment and position during the 1863 conflict at Gettysburg, Major General Winfield Scott Hancock, Commander of the II Corps, ordered the First Minnesota to charge into a situation where it would be outmanned by odds of at least 5:1. The General's purpose was to buy minutes of delay with human lives, and one survivor spoke afterward that he expected the advance to result in "death or wounds to [every single one of the attackers]."[2] The Regiment fully and instantly executed the order, received at least 82% casualties among those making the attack, and contributed significantly to the preservation of a key Union defensive position on the heights of Cemetery Ridge.

When given the opportunity to speak about the Regiment after the war, both General Hancock and U.S. President Calvin Coolidge were unrestrained with praise. Hancock placed its heroism highest in the known annals of war[3] and ascribed unsurpassed gallantry to the famed attack.[4] Emphasizing the criticality of the circumstances on July 2 at Gettysburg, President Coolidge considered, "Colonel Colvill and those eight companies of the First Minnesota are entitled to rank as the saviors of their country."[5]

www.whatthefuck.com
12-09-2013, 04:14 PM
:tl;dr:

lnopia the great
12-09-2013, 04:47 PM
it was like -40 with the windchill this morning prob be like that all week

www.whatthefuck.com
12-09-2013, 04:54 PM
it was like -40 with the windchill this morning prob be like that all week

yeah i had icy roads too went to work late for a change, didnt get much done either

rootbeer
12-09-2013, 04:55 PM
half a foot of snow today, i will not miss michigan lol

www.whatthefuck.com
12-09-2013, 05:04 PM
just pls stay there and never come back here ok