What rootbeer could have bought instead of a planticket thread☑

[timmy]

lots of cocaine☑

[timmy]

lots of hookers☑

[timmy]

lots of cocaine and hookers☑

[timmy]

a fishing boat☑

[timmy]

a minecraft server☑

[timmy]

swamp trees☑

[maks]

3 days of "the girlfriend experience" with a hooker way hotter than lisa

[timmy]

could have paid camoron to mow his swamp☑

[maks]

3 xboxes and 3 ps3's (his life would be better than yours)☑

[www.whatthefuck.com]

could have bought a ps4 and a new webcam

[www.whatthefuck.com]

a bigger fish tank

[timmy]

a sweet well trained labrador pup that knows sweet tricks and is smarter than lisa ☑

[www.whatthefuck.com]

5 year supply of steroids and a deep freezer

[timmy]

a sweet hunting rifle☑

[www.whatthefuck.com]

undercoating for his swampmobile

[www.whatthefuck.com]

a house cleaning once a month for a year

[www.whatthefuck.com]

10 pairs of nike™ air jordans

[maks]

an even bigger gigantic cup☑

[timmy]

brand new tires for his car☑

[steveyos]

a minecraft server☑

[www.whatthefuck.com]

a new forum to post at

[Autistic Spectrum]

a year's supply of gook steroids ☑,,, ☑,,,☑☑☑☑☑☑,☑

[Autistic Spectrum]

sweet rims for his wheelchair ☑

[UofLCardfan08]

testicle transplants and a personalized autographed photo of Rubynet Super Hero Daniel McBushpig ☑

[www.whatthefuck.com]

better tattoos

[steveyos YOLO]

A facelift for his mom so he could have sex with her

[steveyos]

minecraft server

[steveyos YOLO]

12 gauge shotgun with modified choke to kill himself

[UofLCardfan08]

a remastered copy of "The wizard of OZ"

[Autistic Spectrum]

love that fucking movie

[always stevey]

funding for kangaroo jack 3

[Gentleman Doli]

Adolf Hitler's autograph that says tanks for all the laffs winky bracket face

[maks]

Adolf Hitler's autograph that says tanks for all the laffs winky bracket face

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT

[Autistic Spectrum]

on the first day of spath my true love rooty gave to me, 3 obsessed loser

on the second day of spath flaggle bubble xd gave me 200 fucktard posts a day about my brown vagina

[Autistic Spectrum]

would do all 12 days but i am going to get lunch (lisa's brother would give 5 bushpigs on the 5th day of spath)

[steveyos]

probably coulda bought the actual kangaroo jack

[steveyos]

five slaps a slappin twooooo, broookenn legggggggssss

[steveyos]

two titty twisters one broken nose, and a meeting at the tip with plg-gyyyyy

[steveyos]

on the first day of Christmas my brother gave to me, a beating that I had with someee teaaaa

[Autistic Spectrum]

On the first day of spathmis rooty gave to me 1 kangroo jack dvd

[steveyos]

on the first day of Hitler a kangaroo did see, a midget stripper marrying meeee

[steveyos]

I take donations btw

[steveyos]

just right click the rep jar and choose pay

[steveyos]

your tips help fund the sim

[www.whatthefuck.com]

on the 5th day of ooblegork spath hitler gave to me

5 BROWN VAGINAS!

[jon]

Merry Spathmas. grin.