Sticky: look at my arms

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/pCP3Wyo.jpg



donations welcome

[steveyos]

I destroyed my testicles to achieve these arms, your pocket change could save my life

[Autistic Spectrum]

i will buy u one razor too shave those things

[steveyos]

dp, five grand would pay off all our bills and put us in a one family house with a yard so I could finally get off disability

[Autistic Spectrum]

here stevey make 400 bucks in 10 mins

http://www.classactionrebates.com/

[UofLCardfan08]

if cag truly loves you she will work a few more shifts and do a few more fapdances

[steveyos]

if doli loved cag he'd give me money

[www.whatthefuck.com]

i dont have to work anymore lol suck it

[steveyos]

I want to work.

[steveyos]

dp let me build a shed on your beaxh

[maks]

why do you need a yard to get a job stevey

[www.whatthefuck.com]

stevey are you going to make amrryign illegal mexican women your job maybe elz can hook you up?

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rev967.com/how-much-is-your-kidney-worth-on-the-black-market/

stevey you only need one kidney

[Autistic Spectrum]

Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.

Liver, $157,000.

Heart, $119,000.

Small intestine, $2,519.

Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.

Coronary artery, $1,525.

Gallbladder, $1,219.

Skull with teeth, $1,200.

Scalp, $607.

Spleen, $508.

Stomach, $508.

Hand and forearm, $385.

Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.

Skin, $10 per square inch.

[juji]

Im sure it has some tumors on his arm

[m0nde]

dp, five grand would pay off all our bills and put us in a one family house with a yard so I could finally get off disabilitystevey, seriously, why don't you use one of the ebeg sites? there are so many of them. i'd give you money to start if you did it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://providence.craigslist.org/jjj/


hmmm i know this sounds crazy but maybe get a job

[www.whatthefuck.com]

ebeg sites you say can i gte free money for being autistic?

[steveyos]

I don't want free money I want to work, I can't get a regular job I wish I could but I cannot stop exercising and when I can I only have enough time to build something with my ryobi tool collection but I have no yard you will be investors and make money back a lot more than what you invent

[Autistic Spectrum]

apply for jobs till you get one, it's a pretty insane idea i know, but it's so crazy it just might work

[steveyos]

NOW ACCEPTING DONATIONS THANKA

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey work a counstrion job, belive me you will be too tried to spazz out and exsierise all day

[m0nde]

I don't want free money I want to work, I can't get a regular job I wish I could but I cannot stop exercising and when I can I only have enough time to build something with my ryobi tool collection but I have no yard you will be investors and make money back a lot more than what you inventyou just aked dp for donateions. wtf, what's the difference btw that and using an ebeg site? if you want legit money, start using google adsense or get your ged and get a job or start making wooden shit and do a kickstarter.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://providence.craigslist.org/lab/4198898226.html


say you hae expericne with tools and worked a few roofing jobs for old man magilacutty who now has sadly passed away, it's not really hard to do tear offs

[m0nde]

start tarring driveways with the "travellers"

[www.whatthefuck.com]

I don't want free money I want to work, I can't get a regular job I wish I could but I cannot stop exercising and when I can I only have enough time to build something with my ryobi tool collection but I have no yard you will be investors and make money back a lot more than what you invent

stevey get some blocks of wood and some stencils and paint stupid happy home shit on the wood to make signs, add some hooks and wire to that and charge 20 dollars, promote them as hand made art by a disabled person, youre not lying.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://providence.craigslist.org/lab/4237444924.html

lol this kid and his little brother want an xbox one and u know what i bet they get it, cause they have gumption ,

Will shovel to your perfection me and my little brother will come shovel when ever you need us just making him some extra money for the new xbox e mail me if you need us to shovel will do it for cheap!

[Autistic Spectrum]

sending those kids to your house stevey , treat them right

[m0nde]

i am so serious about starting a kickstarter. even doing what cody said with that kickstarter will make you some bucks.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey allready makes birdhouses, he won't set up a proper etsy account to sell them, but he will spam fjs nonsense all over the interent

[Autistic Spectrum]

spam etsy and ebay, sell pink birdhouses,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://providence.craigslist.org/lab/4237385717.html




lol stevey pls for the love of god help this guy,


I NEED HELP WITH SOME EXAMS ONLINE I GOT CASH IF YOUR SMART AND HAVE 30 MINUTES A DAY FOR ITHINK 10 DAYS REPLY ANYONE SMART IS WELCOME PLEASE AND THANK YOU IF INTERESTED EMAIL ME BACK OR CALL 4012637273

[m0nde]

i thought the birdhouse thing was another alpaca scheme which he never started. if he already makes them, why doesn't he just sell them? if he's really not interested in doing anything and wants donations, then, to get the money he needs to set up an e-begging site to organize it. i don't know what his problem is.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i showed him etsy, told him to set up an account, and then spam the entire interent with the link and how fucking great his bridhouses where on garden fourms, he obv knows how to spam the shit out of interent fourms, he could be a bridhouse millonare right now

[steveyos YOLO]

Do webcam shows on livejasmin shoving shit up your bottom

[Autistic Spectrum]

gay for pay

[m0nde]

i showed him etsy, told him to set up an account, and then spam the entire interent with the link and how fucking great his bridhouses where on garden fourms, he obv knows how to spam the shit out of interent fourms, he could be a bridhouse millonare right nowhe could start up a marijuana dispensary with his cousin, what's his name

[Autistic Spectrum]

devon and stevey's joint for joints

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://providence.craigslist.org/tch/4231765083.html

stevey take your A+ which u will most likely pass maybe not tho idk u will def breeze by the little mermaid part of the test

[m0nde]

a+ is harder now, apparently. used to be any faggout could pass it

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.proprofs.com/certification/comptia/a-plus/exams/HW-E1/exam.shtml

seems like if you study for a week anynone could pass it

[maks]

I took it in 2009 and they still had questions about how to set up irq ports in config.sys

[Autistic Spectrum]

there was a pretty hard pci slot question on the sample test,,,, they asked what a pci slot was!

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.proprofs.com/certification/comptia/a-plus/practice/OS/pag1a.php?qnr=1&qstart=1&qstop=20&imageField.x=50&imageField.y=7

oh there's the os part,,, stevey shold fly though that part since he installs beta windows for fun

[m0nde]

http://www.proprofs.com/certification/comptia/a-plus/exams/HW-E1/exam.shtml

seems like if you study for a week anynone could pass itno one had to study for anything previously. people were getting it in highschool

[Autistic Spectrum]

You want to make a backup of all the files on a Windows 2000 Professional computer but you do not want the files marked as backed up. Which backup type should you use?


Normal

Copy

Daily

Incremental

Differential
+ Explanation


if you are on a network with windows 2000 computers, do you

1.wonder why god is so gay

2.ask yourself, have i been watching too many dr. who epsoibes and i am now having time travling dreams

3.put a keylogger on each computer for the lulz

[Autistic Spectrum]

or 4. root these fagatrons and blame it on hackers then charge them double your rate to fix it

[maks]

that practice test still has a lot of irq shit and dot matrix printer shit and 10baseT network shit but at least I proved I'm qualified to do the job I already have

http://i.imgur.com/bFFCMQc.png

[maks]

which of these ports is on a modern motherboard? the correct answer was EIDE but the real correct answer was none of them and where the fuck is SATA

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh i just thought of something stevey can do, buy workstations in bulk from ebay or vist your local computer recycale place and see if they will work with you, then turn around and sell desktops on craigslist and even right back on ebay for 10 times what you paid for them

[m0nde]

does it talk about bnc connectors? i used to have fun setting up that coax shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

install windows on computers all day , it's the perfject job for you stevey

[steveyos]

*marks thread read*

[maks]

does it talk about bnc connectors? i used to have fun setting up that coax shit

no but it does ask about terminating scsi chains

[m0nde]

stevey is a windows 8.1 and android autodidact. he needs to help people locally and get paid under the gtable

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/LOT-OF-3-DELL-OPTIPLEX-745-DCCY-CORE-2-DUO-6300-1-86GHZ-160GB-HDD-2GB-RAM-/301033825067?pt=Desktop_PCs&hash=item461703a32b

there's 400 bucks waiting to happen stevey,,, find thorw away monitors and mice and keyboards and shit, u will be NIGGER RICH STEVEY

[m0nde]

no but it does ask about terminating scsi chainsi remember putting those plugs onto drives :D

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-17-Dell-OptiPlex-330-Pentium-Dual-Core-E2140-1-6Ghz-2GB-PC-/301035128333?pt=Desktop_PCs&hash=item461717860d


17 COMPUTERS FOR 200 BUCKS, AM I DREAMING,,, no your not dreaming stevey there's your path to riches,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

scsi man, 10,000 rpms so fast, so fucking fast,,,,,

[m0nde]

those cables were expensive, wide as fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

i had a raptor drive,,, only kept my best shit on my raptor scsi drive

[m0nde]

i still have a zip drive here somewhere and a power computing mac clone

[Autistic Spectrum]

have like 3 ibm xt's i a few 900 baud modems i have lying around somebody was thorwing out

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol jeasus i just checked ebay people collect these now the monocrhome monitors are worth 200, the computers are worth another 200, they 30 pound keyboards are worth 50 bucks,,, i am rich monde, RICH

[maks]

I don't remember that because I was like 15 when 50 pin scsi was still relevant

[maks]

I still have my 386 and probably 15 XT motherboards I brought home from school

[m0nde]

i recently threw out a bunch of ide cards. poor soundblaster card :(
also 900 baud? i had 300 and 1200, but never 900. i always wanted one where you put the phone receiver onto the pad like in wargames

[www.whatthefuck.com]

i still have an old tandy 1000 tx in a box in mom's attic complete with modem and dot matrix printer. also some 5 1/2 and 3 1/2 floppies that prolly dont work since theyve been in a fucking attic for 25 years but idk...

[Autistic Spectrum]

let me check 286 and 386 prices,,

ahh sorry 386's go for 10 to 20 bucks wait another 10 years, u might be rich like me some day with my stash of monochome monitors and 300 baud modems

[www.whatthefuck.com]

i also have an atari ST

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/sch/Vintage-Computers-Mainframes-/162075/i.html

lol why do people collect this shit

[maks]

fuck those soundblasters with integrated ide, they would only work with the sound blaster cd rom and the sound blaster cd rom would only work with them good luck getting it hooked up top a regular ide port. if they're going to do that shit they should have a different missing pin or something to let you know

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/45-Video-Toaster-4000-installation-disks-/181273315309?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item2a34bb47ed

those 45 video toaster install disks are mine back off

[m0nde]

yeah i had an amiga with a video toaster. that shit was nice

[m0nde]

fuck those soundblasters with integrated ide, they would only work with the sound blaster cd rom and the sound blaster cd rom would only work with them good luck getting it hooked up top a regular ide port. if they're going to do that shit they should have a different missing pin or something to let you knowdr sbaitso

[maks]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-NOS-OPENED-BOX-Beige-Texas-Instrumants-TI-99-4A-Home-Computer-/221318438210?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item33879b5d42

oh shit I have one of these in the trunk of my car, I got it at a flea market for like $5 I was planning on breaking out the dremel and sticking a micro atx board in there as a goof

[m0nde]

dr sbaitso > poopalew

[maks]

where has poopalew gone did you break him

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/IBM-PC-AT-5170-Vintage-Desktop-Computer-/281223020387?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item417a32bf63

lol i have 3 of these, sitting in my basment,,, I AM RICH HAHAHF UCK U ALL I AM GONAN BUY A PLANE TICKET TO PENGUIN ISLAND NOW,, WITH THE COMPUTERS I SAVED FROM THE TRASH,,,

[m0nde]

buzz?

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-IBM-Dot-Matrix-Printer-5152-for-Personal-Computer-XT-Desktop-PC-/261349616416?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item3cd9a6ab20

got one of these bad boys too , if only i could find windows 7 drivers

[maks]

m0nde's chatbot turns him into a http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=87&dateline=1386468318 every once in a while

[m0nde]

:niggerface:

[maks]

is that iwc sitting over by the hawaiian punch

[www.whatthefuck.com]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-IBM-Dot-Matrix-Printer-5152-for-Personal-Computer-XT-Desktop-PC-/261349616416?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item3cd9a6ab20

got one of these bad boys too , if only i could find windows 7 drivers

this looks like mine :hmm:

[steveyos]

*marks thread read*

[steveyos]

you guys don't understand what work is