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Autistic Spectrum
12-11-2013, 06:49 PM
Twas the night before Rootymas, when all through the the dirty one bedroom government welfare house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bush pig.
The herpes medicane was hung by the inflateable bathtub with care,
In hopes that Rooty soon would be there.

The children that lisa had taken away were nestled all snug in their beds in foster family's houses,
While nigtmares of the horrible child abuse they had suffered by there crack head mother danced in their heads.
And lisa in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cag,
Had just stayed up for 2 weeks straight arguing with people with people on the interent.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer desk where i had been lurking a fourm to see what was the matter.
Away to the window lisa flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the uncut grass and weeds and bird shit
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a guy who looked liked shrek rolling up in a wheel chair.

Autistic Spectrum
12-11-2013, 06:57 PM
that poem is really long and i gave up half way though, ,,so much effort,,,

steveyos
12-11-2013, 07:32 PM
and then she fucked tek

Camoron
12-11-2013, 07:32 PM
your poem is ogrecompensating

www.whatthefuck.com
12-11-2013, 07:40 PM
your poem is ogrecompensating

how onionrigional

Autistic Spectrum
12-11-2013, 07:40 PM
Twas the night before Rootymas, when all through the the dirty one bedroom government welfare house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bush pig.
The herpes medicane was hung by the inflateable bathtub with care,
In hopes that Rooty soon would be there.

The fetus that lisa murderd was nestled all snug in dumpster, while dreams of not being killed danced in it's head

And lisa in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cag,
Had just stayed up for 2 weeks straight arguing with people with people on the interent.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer desk where i had been lurking a fourm to see what was the matter.
Away to the window lisa flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the uncut grass and weeds and bird shit
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a guy who looked liked shrek rolling up in a wheel chair.

would like to make an edit to that becaus i am not sure about the other shit,,, but i am abotu lisa's dead fetus

Poopalew
12-11-2013, 09:20 PM
would like to make an edit to that becaus i am not sure about the other shit,,, but i am abotu lisa's dead fetus

Uh.

steveyos YOLO
12-11-2013, 09:29 PM
5'd

Chronic Munchies
12-24-2013, 12:10 AM
Rootymas.

rootbeer
12-24-2013, 01:35 AM
Rootymas.

i wouldnt spend it any other way :heart:

m0nde
12-24-2013, 01:57 AM
aborted fetus christmas ornament

http://i.imgur.com/6CNg7p8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lYi1OY4.jpg

always stevey
12-24-2013, 02:07 AM
why th fuck is it wrapped in bacon

maks
12-24-2013, 02:15 AM
rootbeer's "I just got laid for tyhe first time smitten puppy love' routine is incredibly creepy, I'll bet lisa is being all passive aggressive about it already and I'll bet he doesbn't even notice.

rootbeer, this is how plug drugs fucked it up. go read the letters from michael thread and do the opposite.

always stevey
12-24-2013, 02:58 AM
or just commence creepy spank talk ;)

maks
12-24-2013, 03:11 AM
don't make me get my paddle young lady! *chases stevey around the room*

steveyos
12-24-2013, 03:35 AM
oooo he he! this isn't uncomfortable for everyone!

internutt
12-24-2013, 06:58 AM
rootbeer's "I just got laid for tyhe first time smitten puppy love' routine is incredibly creepy

steveyos
12-24-2013, 09:46 AM
that's why I'm staying a virgin for life because I care about my friends

maks
12-24-2013, 11:40 AM
oooo he he! this isn't uncomfortable for everyone!

steveyos YOLO
12-24-2013, 11:49 AM
Rooty is 10x worse than plug drugs ever was. PD at least had the intelligence to put spending his money to shove pills up his ass a priority over wasting it on that skank.

maks
12-24-2013, 12:09 PM
plug drugs didn't wise up, l;isa kicked him to the curb for being a creeper

the president of sex
12-24-2013, 12:28 PM
rooty is livign the dream good for him

www.whatthefuck.com
12-24-2013, 02:09 PM
rooty is livign the dream good for him

yeah its a good thing he's used to living in a swamp the smell wont be so hard to get used to