Fuck I am in a bad way

[Chronic Munchies]

Lisa kicked me out and I probably can never go home. I sacrificed more for her than any person in my entire life. And I probably can't make that flight again because of chronic pain . I realize u guys are the last people I should tell but I am honestly hopeless right now ... Maybe someone else knows what this is like but I seriously doubt it . I am stuck in a tiny hotel with no food communication internet or outside help.

[Chronic Munchies]

I feel like it could still work, but I somehow doubt it... I will find a woman who enjoys being spoiled rotten and treated like a queen, but today ain't that day

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did lisa kick you out

[Autistic Spectrum]

this seems like a really obvious troll mostly because you said you have no interent and yet, here you are posting on the interent, from your tiny hotel room on penguin island

[Chronic Munchies]

why did lisa kick you out


this seems like a really obvious troll mostly because you said you have no interent and yet, here you are posting on the interent, from your tiny hotel room on penguin island
Standing outside using three g

[Autistic Spectrum]

so what happened, did you sit on her cat by mistake and she fliped out

[blumpkin blownuts]

maybe you should have some fucking gratitude she didn't bleed you dry emotionally & financially before giving you the boot, she must apparently have some semblance of a heart left for letting you go so early on when she could've waited and exploited the living shit out of you

[Chronic Munchies]

why did lisa kick you out


so what happened, did you sit on her cat by mistake and she fliped out
Make up any story u like. It would make as much sense as what's actually happening

[blumpkin blownuts]

Standing outside a broken phonebooht with penguin feathers in my hand

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you raw dog her rooty,, oh god tell me u did not raw dog lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer i fell bad for you son, i got 99 problems but some crazy bitch on penguin island anit one

[Chronic Munchies]

why did lisa kick you out


maybe you should have some fucking gratitude she didn't bleed you dry emotionally & financially before giving you the boot, she must apparently have some semblance of a heart left for letting you go so early on when she could've waited and exploited the living shit out of you
I'm not going to say how much I've spent on her but it's fucking retarded

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmm my guess is you dropped 5 grand on this trip total

[Autistic Spectrum]

your interent friends could have at least tried and warn you this was a terrible terrible idea in the first place

[lnopia the great]

I feel like it could still work, but I somehow doubt it... I will find a woman who enjoys being spoiled rotten and treated like a queen, but today ain't that day

you need to get out of the plug drugs fantasy and back to reality,, she is the worst person in the worl

[Autistic Spectrum]

step 1. get on airplane
step 2. get off airplane
step 3. never talk to lisa again,,

your life will improve 10 fold if u do these things rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

wait i fucked that up,

step 1, change the passwords to all hte accounts u have here that lisa knows so she can't come back and plaster your dick picures everywhere

[steveyos YOLO]

Brb gonna go and jack off to this

[blumpkin blownuts]

so are you even going to tell us what happened you can't make a thread like this and then not tell the story
it's bullshit anyway you're posting from lisa's mom's computer in her inflatable bathtub while she lovingly massages your neck with her fingers and filling your lungs with the aromas of burnt weed seeds and cheap fabric softener and cat "P" and frozen pizza cooking in the oven and talking about what you will name your kids

[Autistic Spectrum]

well since he's sitting in lisa's filthy apt right now and they are prob too high to acutally make up a good lie, he will prob not tell the whole story

[Gentleman Doli]

no one saw this comeing, wow... tihs is so crazey i have no idea how tihs happened O____O

[Gentleman Doli]

:stare:

[Autistic Spectrum]

laugh it up doli you are the next one to be caught in lisa's web

[steveyos YOLO]

Yeah dragons aren't real after all

[Gentleman Doli]

alright get teh fuckk outta here buster... ur tellign me lisa is actually a crazy psycho?????????????????????????????????

[steveyos YOLO]

This is probably lisa being bored out of her mind (because rooty is boring) and trolling us all

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa if you need a shoulder to cry on i'm always here for you babe ;)

[always stevey]

Lisa kicked me out and I probably can never go home. I sacrificed more for her than any person in my entire life. And I probably can't make that flight again because of chronic pain . I realize u guys are the last people I should tell but I am honestly hopeless right now ... Maybe someone else knows what this is like but I seriously doubt it . I am stuck in a tiny hotel with no food communication internet or outside help.
fake and gay. wish it was true

[Autistic Spectrum]

This is probably lisa being bored out of her mind (because rooty is boring) and trolling us all
lisa and rootbeer great internet trolls or greatest interent trolls

[Autistic Spectrum]

fake and gay. wish it was true
it's real to me cag

[always stevey]

this all looks really exciting but im gonna go git drunk.

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty is probably passed out from the cat piss/shit stench and she came here to troll us

[Gentleman Doli]

Me gonna enjoy the lulz

[Autistic Spectrum]

this all looks really exciting but im gonna go git drunk.

cag, don't go, cag, pls

[always stevey]

I will be back when im good and drunk

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok u are def the real cag, u are talking about drinking, hi real cag :)

[Gentleman Doli]

Bye

[steveyos YOLO]

I will be back when im good and drunk

You will never be good...

[Chronic Munchies]

This is the worst thing that's happened to me

[Autistic Spectrum]

same

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer vent it all out tell us what happend, u are in a safe place where everyone hates lisa,,she's got no friends,,

[blumpkin blownuts]

sux bro
i recommend alternating coke and smack binges if u wanna hit a real bottom then u can start really healing

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe murding lisa and dumping her lifeless body in a dumpster would take the edge off

[Plug Drugs]

So who hacked the chronic munchies account

[Chronic Munchies]

why did lisa kick you out


hmm my guess is you dropped 5 grand on this trip total


rootbeer vent it all out tell us what happend, u are in a safe place where everyone hates lisa,,she's got no friends,,

She has insomnia and for some reason it's my fault. Not much else to say I really hope we can talk about it tonight. Lisa is my angel and I want is to work so bad

[Plug Drugs]

Smells like a marks troll

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol i acutally wondered how that was gonna work since she goes days and days with out sleep and u prob are not as crazy as her and acutally go to sleep at night

[blumpkin blownuts]

you probably snore and/or kick if so then she is justified for putting you outside all night
i do too but my larping fiancée puts up with it and is too nice a person for her own good

[Autistic Spectrum]

Smells like a marks troll

lol u where the only retard who said this was going to work, fuck you retard


LISA'S FRIEND LISA'S FRIEND

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer she has a shit ton of mental and emotional problems she is never going to deal with, just get on a plane, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

[Autistic Spectrum]

:sonic:

[Plug Drugs]

lol u where the only retard who said this was going to work, fuck you retard


LISA'S FRIEND LISA'S FRIEND

I dont remember saying anything about anything, what have i told you guys about the imaginary image you have of me in your head

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can bump all those threads retard fag, where u said u where happy for rootbeer and lisa, and that lisa is a good person lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs the retarded fag who thinks lisa is a good person lmao

[Plug Drugs]

I think shes emotionally abused and you guys just try to push her down farther just for a sick laugh

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think she should stop posting here and get acutal help but she won't do either of these things retard fag

[Plug Drugs]

I never claimed anything about whethet it was "going to work or not", i wasnt making bets and shit like you guys

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol you tried to fly to penguin island yourself, to be with lisa, but your not just a retarded fag, your a poor retarded fag

[Autistic Spectrum]

and i would not call a sure thing a bet plug drugs

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[steveyos]

your interent friends could have at least tried and warn you this was a terrible terrible idea in the first place

[maks]

Smells like a marks troll

You have no idea what a marks troll looks like because they never get exposed

[maks]

anyway tghis whole thing has been fake from the beginning but in the spirit of buyiong into it because there's nothibng else to talk about...


rootbeer, you accused a lot of people of being jealous haters for warning you that this would happen so when do you plan to start handing out apologies? you can start with me

[Plug Drugs]

You have no idea what a marks troll looks like because they never get exposed
there is no chin under marks norris's beard, only another fist

[maks]

there is no chin under marks norris's beard, only another fist

I love that you think I'm behind everything that happens here, you should spend more time coming up with paranoid schizophrenic theories about me and less bloaviating about kant and oscar wilde

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol it's all real, this acutally happend, which is the biggest troll of them all,

[maks]

does that mean lisa's single again? :swoon:

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer has not left penguin yet,,,,

[maks]

rooty will you put in a good word for me with your ex come on man hook a brother up

[steveyos]

I dare you to make it out of Penguin Island alive.

[steveyos YOLO]

I love that you think I'm behind everything that happens here, you should spend more time coming up with paranoid schizophrenic theories about me and less bloaviating about kant and oscar wilde

You hacked yikers...cablejoe5 told me

[maks]

I think noel coward put it best when he said "plug drugs is a stupid fgucking faggot"

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer you lasted like 3 days in her house which is at least 1 day longer than i thought u would last

[Poopalew]

rootbeer you lasted like 3 days in her house which is at least 1 day longer than i thought u would last

The janitor called the class in my pants After many years of inadequacy his hair was finally make.

[Chronic Munchies]

Lol we just made up

[Poopalew]

Lol we just made up

Be who YOU want to be and respect those who choose to be different then you.

[Chronic Munchies]

I'm the biggest cry baby in history, no wonder most women hate me XD

[Poopalew]

I'm the biggest cry baby in history, no wonder most women hate me XD

1 out of every million men is a real man

[always stevey]

Knew this was fake.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa flip flops and is insane, this is what insane people do,

[steveyos YOLO]

Knew this was fake.

I knew YOU were fake.

[always stevey]

Rootbeer must have the grossest weener.

[Autistic Spectrum]

well in the next couple of days/weeks i am sure lisa will flip out and post it and u can see if your right

[Poopalew]

I knew YOU were fake.

TRUE Homestar is cool.

[Autistic Spectrum]

buzz

[Poopalew]

buzz

Hey honey how you doing?

[steveyos YOLO]

Hey honey how you doing?

Hey honey how you doing?

[Autistic Spectrum]

buzz buzz

[Poopalew]

buzz buzz

Hey honey how you doing?

[always stevey]

Thread was a huge let down

[steveyos YOLO]

Thread was a huge let down

Hey honey how you doing?

[Poopalew]

Thread was a huge let down

boy!

[always stevey]

Buzz

[Poopalew]

Hey honey how you doing?

it's about wiccans and how they are basically worse than grown ups who play d and d

[Autistic Spectrum]

swear to fucking god pooplewa if u own me one more fucking time

[Poopalew]

swear to fucking god pooplewa if u own me one more fucking time

The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.

[UofLCardfan08]

Lisa kicked me out and I probably can never go home. I sacrificed more for her than any person in my entire life. And I probably can't make that flight again because of chronic pain . I realize u guys are the last people I should tell but I am honestly hopeless right now ... Maybe someone else knows what this is like but I seriously doubt it . I am stuck in a tiny hotel with no food communication internet or outside help.

Bury her out back in the weeds behind her apartment,nobody will miss her or even notice she has vanished. Take the cat for a swim off the closest pier. Even as the sharks circle it will have a better chance at a decent life.

Fill your luggage with asian black market steroids, profit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

we are all really glad to hear your trip is going so well rooty ;)

[always stevey]

See ya at fjs.

[Poopalew]

we are all really glad to hear your trip is going so well rooty ;)

That was it?

[Plug Drugs]

I love that you think I'm behind everything that happens here, you should spend more time coming up with paranoid schizophrenic theories about me and less bloaviating about kant and oscar wilde

well aside from DP and steveyos and maybe doli, i'd say you lead everyone in number of shenanigans

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm gonna call shenanigans on shoving drugs up your ass and falling in love with an insane 40 year old austliran women you meet on the interent

[Plug Drugs]

the first few months i started talking to Lisa too i had 3 grand i could have flown to see her but i didnt because i didnt want to get rootbeer'd

[juji]

I SWEAR TO GOD BRO YOU NEED TO SHAKE THIS SHIT OFF AND FUCKING CALL ME SO WE CAN HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION. YOUR ACTIONS AND CALLS ARE AFFECTING MORE THAN JUST YOU YOU THINK NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU ARE WRONG EVERY ONE HERE WANTS YOU BACK AND HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU BRO COME HOME TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.


Confirmed: NOT FAKE

[Plug Drugs]

sorry rootbeer =( hope it all works out bro

[StompleB]

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[steveyos YOLO]

I SWEAR TO GOD BRO YOU NEED TO SHAKE THIS SHIT OFF AND FUCKING CALL ME SO WE CAN HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION. YOUR ACTIONS AND CALLS ARE AFFECTING MORE THAN JUST YOU YOU THINK NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU ARE WRONG EVERY ONE HERE WANTS YOU BACK AND HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU BRO COME HOME TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.


Confirmed: NOT FAKE

I don't want him back and pray for his demise on a daily basis.

[DrHundos]

i'm gonna call shenanigans on shoving drugs up your ass and falling in love with an insane 40 year old austliran women you meet on the interent

it hapend to camoron

[Camoron]

:stare: poor rooty

[UofLCardfan08]

:stare: poor rooty

you have to look at the bright side of things, now he enjoy a lifetime of Herpes and AIDS

[steveyos]

See ya at fjs.

[Bliz]

exciting thread

[asux]

the first few months i started talking to Lisa too i had 3 grand i could have flown to see her but i didnt because i didnt want to get rootbeer'd

i can run over to here place for ya .about 5 min away

[asux]

it hapend to camoron

yea but it was a guy .lol

[rubycalaber]

I dare you to make it out of Penguin Island alive.

harder to escape than the Lost island :rofl:

[steveyos]

can't open your map and teleport outta Lisa Life... only way to logout is to die.....

[juji]

rootbeer lurked here and changed his settings, maybe he is mad.

[maks]

well aside from DP and steveyos and maybe doli, i'd say you lead everyone in number of shenanigans

I haven't been responsible for the vast majority of shit you've accused me of, I'm just your go-to scapegoat for some reason it's fucking creepy knock it off

[Plug Drugs]

I haven't been responsible for the vast majority of shit you've accused me of, I'm just your go-to scapegoat for some reason it's fucking creepy knock it off
i dont know what youre talking about and time and time again ive stated to the press i dont know what the fuck youre talking about i havent accused you of shit, you knock it off you crtazy bastard

[Plug Drugs]

still waiting for a link to a post where you prove that i said, and i mean this is the basis of it all right here, i sold you out to lisa

[Plug Drugs]

i told her, in private messages i think, that deso was a dude and that elz was a deaf dumb mexican, thats like all of it... thats all i clued her in on... i never accused you of leading a rep campaign against me or any other of that dumb shit

[maks]

i dont know what youre talking about and time and time again ive stated to the press i dont know what the fuck youre talking about i havent accused you of shit, you knock it off you crtazy bastard

you've also said a number of times that your suicide threats/attempts were actually a troll perpetrated by me

[maks]

from my understanding, you turned me into an outcast.
Me and her don't usually talk about this forum outside of this forum

This is where it all started, throwing around baseless accusations was your undoing, I snapped at you in the very next post and have not stopped since. it's been almost a year you'd think you would have fucking learned by now

[maks]

?
I thought you were the one leading the campaign to neg rep me??
If that's not true, then Lisa was lying to me..

[Plug Drugs]

you've also said a number of times that your suicide threats/attempts were actually a troll perpetrated by me

or some other faggot

[maks]

It did kind of seem like you were leading this coalition to bring my rep down to almost red, so that you could point out you were the one who was trying to make it green again.

[Plug Drugs]

like id tell any of you fucking faggots if i was about to kill myself you fucking nignogs IM NEVER GOING TO DIE LOL

[Plug Drugs]

shutup you fucking homo

[Plug Drugs]

fucking niggers fucking faggots the whole 9

[maks]

you need to either get committed to a psyche ward or go through with killing yourself next time because your life is shit and you're unpleasant to be around

[steveyos YOLO]

I even told plugdug before it got out of hand that i was giving him nig rep and he still continued on with his accusations. Rep is very important here obviously.

[maks]

speaking of how the hell did his rep get green

[Poopalew]

speaking of how the hell did his rep get green

That car is sick every time he cruises past I cop it.

[Camoron]

rootbeer you lasted like 3 days in her house which is at least 1 day longer than i thought u would last

the flight took an entire day and he was out by uh friday so he really only lasted like a single night

[Plug Drugs]

I even told plugdug before it got out of hand that i was giving him nig rep and he still continued on with his accusations. Rep is very important here obviously.

i dont give a shit about my rep

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

thread summary plz I'm not gonna read 5 pages of this shit

[www.whatthefuck.com]

thread summary plz I'm not gonna read 5 pages of this shit

rootbeer went to australia to be with lisa and well lisa is a psycho

[steveyos YOLO]

Fuck you plug drug

[UofLCardfan08]

thread summary plz I'm not gonna read 5 pages of this shit

virgin swampOgre sherman exchanges texts for 6 months, Lisa send her BROWN vagina pic to dp (he posts it). swampOgre gets juiced up on steroids and wants some of that herpes BROWN vagina, spends his inheritance and remaining college funds on trip to penguin island "home of the bushpig", swampOgre gets HERPES and AIDS from lisa, lisa cleans shermans credit/debit card to a balance of "$0.00".

cliff note version: sherman is brokedick idiot with herpes and aids, good job lisa

[rootbeer]

virgin swampOgre sherman exchanges texts for 6 months, Lisa send her BROWN vagina pic to dp (he posts it). swampOgre gets juiced up on steroids and wants some of that herpes BROWN vagina, spends his inheritance and remaining college funds on trip to penguin island "home of the bushpig", swampOgre gets HERPES and AIDS from lisa, lisa cleans shermans credit/debit card to a balance of "$0.00".

cliff note version: sherman is brokedick idiot with herpes and aids, good job lisa
jesus christ you fat bitch lol you are the worst

[rootbeer]

me and lisa are fine, i was acting like a baby yesterday

[asux]

This is where it all started, throwing around baseless accusations was your undoing, I snapped at you in the very next post and have not stopped since. it's been almost a year you'd think you would have fucking learned by now

dumbass .that is not baseless lol

[www.whatthefuck.com]

ya know we never really did analyze how someone as slow as rootbeer will respond to culture shock

:popcorn:

this movie is just starting,,,

[steveyos YOLO]

me and lisa are fine, i was acting like a baby yesterday

You've been acting like a baby since forever. That's the whole reason you're there now is because you threw a tantrum on the forum until you got your way. Fuck off faggot.

[www.whatthefuck.com]

You've been acting like a baby since forever. That's the whole reason you're there now is because you threw a tantrum on the forum until you got your way. Fuck off faggot.

[jon]

started at the top

now we here

[steveyos YOLO]

You are so devious

[m0nde]

rootbeer

[steveyos YOLO]

Rip old rootbeer who kept to himself and didn't pay elderly women to let him jizz on them

[KKKody]

i really liked the stuff he made up about dragons...

[steveyos YOLO]

He didn't make up any of it

[KKKody]

He didn't make up any of it

:worf: