Bliz
12-20-2013, 12:34 AM
my facebook profile picture was made on blingee and is christmas themed. facebook doesn't allow animated gifs but i feel a sufficient amount of people understood how i was parodying dumb niggers who use blingee. santa is there and i'm giving the thumbs up in front of a christmas tree. my cover photo is an alteration of a death grips album cover to be holiday themed. when i look at myself i am like yes, yes this works. this represents me and my ideals.
for comparison, here are some of my friends (one letter because you fags invade personal lives too much and it makes us look like we have code names)... I put a lot of people because this forum is my personal liveblog now:
E: she is my girlfriend. her profile pic is her at her desk drinking coffee, taken on her laptop, presumably at the desk that our cat keeps pooping under. her cover photo is of doge in space. u nerds would bust a nut at how "quirky" she is. fucking reddit.
M: his profile pic is him at edc in nyc and his cover photo is him at edc. i didn't know he listened to edm but i guess he's trying to look cool. he's a nice kid and should try less hard.
A: a's profile pic is him standing barefoot in some river that makes him look like jesus walking on water and i'm not just saying that because he's hispanic. i mean christian jesus. his cover photo is off a high res beach. a is a bad ass and gives off a pretty good vibe of that
L: his profile pic is off him at his med school coronation. he's always wanted to be a doctor probably so he can think he's better than other people, even though he's really not that smart. his cover photo is of some dog. it is not a particularly noteworthy photo.
m2: his profile pic is of the twin boys he just had (well not him LELELEL but his wife LLELELELE). his cover photo is a super elaborate wedding photo. the overall package is presenting a family man type of vibe and he's been rushing to do this forever so i'm happy for him. he became who he wanted.
K: her profile pic is a close up of her face. she's pretty hot and i always think about how i fucked it up with her in college before she dated m2 and then a. her cover photo is off flowers. gay as fuck.
E: His profile pic is him asleep in the passenger seat of a car. his cover photo is of a little white girl with a pug which is confusing because he's malaysian. maybe he's raping that child, if not i suspect he might be a virgin.
C: his photo is him at a gun range which contrasts his personality because he's a well mannered asian guy. his cover photo is a chain link fence in front of some lame inspirational slogan graffi'd on a wall. overall, the package is acceptable.
J: her profile pic is her standing in this parking lot, smiling while looking at something. maybe it's her nigger boyfriend (i know, fucking disgusting). her cover photo is some dumb inspirational quote. bitches are stupid.
M: boring picture of her and her fiancee two times. okay, i get it, you like that guy. whatever.
C: the first pic is her looking cute on some beach and the cover photo looks like the same place. it's a pretty nice theme and better than most people. i hooked up with her one time but she had a bf (that i found out about after) so we didn't smash.
ask me questions on these people and i will respond, no matter how invasive.
for comparison, here are some of my friends (one letter because you fags invade personal lives too much and it makes us look like we have code names)... I put a lot of people because this forum is my personal liveblog now:
E: she is my girlfriend. her profile pic is her at her desk drinking coffee, taken on her laptop, presumably at the desk that our cat keeps pooping under. her cover photo is of doge in space. u nerds would bust a nut at how "quirky" she is. fucking reddit.
M: his profile pic is him at edc in nyc and his cover photo is him at edc. i didn't know he listened to edm but i guess he's trying to look cool. he's a nice kid and should try less hard.
A: a's profile pic is him standing barefoot in some river that makes him look like jesus walking on water and i'm not just saying that because he's hispanic. i mean christian jesus. his cover photo is off a high res beach. a is a bad ass and gives off a pretty good vibe of that
L: his profile pic is off him at his med school coronation. he's always wanted to be a doctor probably so he can think he's better than other people, even though he's really not that smart. his cover photo is of some dog. it is not a particularly noteworthy photo.
m2: his profile pic is of the twin boys he just had (well not him LELELEL but his wife LLELELELE). his cover photo is a super elaborate wedding photo. the overall package is presenting a family man type of vibe and he's been rushing to do this forever so i'm happy for him. he became who he wanted.
K: her profile pic is a close up of her face. she's pretty hot and i always think about how i fucked it up with her in college before she dated m2 and then a. her cover photo is off flowers. gay as fuck.
E: His profile pic is him asleep in the passenger seat of a car. his cover photo is of a little white girl with a pug which is confusing because he's malaysian. maybe he's raping that child, if not i suspect he might be a virgin.
C: his photo is him at a gun range which contrasts his personality because he's a well mannered asian guy. his cover photo is a chain link fence in front of some lame inspirational slogan graffi'd on a wall. overall, the package is acceptable.
J: her profile pic is her standing in this parking lot, smiling while looking at something. maybe it's her nigger boyfriend (i know, fucking disgusting). her cover photo is some dumb inspirational quote. bitches are stupid.
M: boring picture of her and her fiancee two times. okay, i get it, you like that guy. whatever.
C: the first pic is her looking cute on some beach and the cover photo looks like the same place. it's a pretty nice theme and better than most people. i hooked up with her one time but she had a bf (that i found out about after) so we didn't smash.
ask me questions on these people and i will respond, no matter how invasive.