SAN ANDREAS FINALLY ON MOBILE NOT PAYING 7 BUCKS WAITING FOR SALE BUT YESSSSS

[steveyos]

if only it was the rocksrar that actually made the game, I'm sure this new one that's made all then horrible games since managed to completely fuck it up

[steveyos]

my goodness gta5 is terrible, it really is, ughhhh I hope they didn't fuck up San amdreas

[steveyos]

I'm throwing my tablet out I'm so fuckimg sick of typing on it

[Plug Drugs]

Gta 5 is the best selling video game of all time and the fastest selling entertainment product in history

[Plug Drugs]

I went and waited in line for it even though i wasnt getting a copy, it was the gamer social gathering of the decade

[rootbeer]

why would you play gta on your phone...

[maks]

I went and waited in line for it even though i wasnt getting a copy, it was the gamer social gathering of the decade

yeah good thing you don't have a job or you might have missed hanging out with a bunch of other neckbeards outside a game store which apparently still exist in 2013 for some reason

[maks]

the music stiores are gone, the video stores are gone, because the internet exists and they're useless now, so why the fuck does gamestop still get to exist why is there one in every mall

[always stevey]

Gta 5 is the best selling video game of all time and the fastest selling entertainment product in history

and that makes it a good game how?


I went and waited in line for it even though i wasnt getting a copy, it was the gamer social gathering of the decade

exactly


why would you play gta on your phone...

tablet, 7" screen is more than big enough plus you can use a controller if you don't like touch screens plus you can play it through a tv if you want to, and it has better graphics than the ps2 version

[always stevey]

the music stiores are gone, the video stores are gone, because the internet exists and they're useless now, so why the fuck does gamestop still get to exist why is there one in every mall

because
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEb0ZYT6WmE




WOW IT ONLY TOOK 40 SECONDS FOR THAT VIDEO WINDOW TO POP UP, GOOD JBO RUBY

[always stevey]

they won't expect a dude in a white bronco


I sincerely feel bro team is the greatest game reviewer of all time, wow, yeah not getting gta5 even when it comes out for pc I'm not even letting anyone buy me it



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZhqb6_Y1E

[maks]

I don't have sound on this machine so I can't watch those but I don't get why the brand new consoles that came out this year even have optical drives let alone rely on them for the bulk of their content. if valve can deliver a drm protected on-demand digital download service then microsoft could sure as fuck do it if they wanted to why are they intentionally holding back progress

[maks]

Hi I'd like to buy your $600 machine that has worse graphics than a computer and I'd like to rely on slow and easily broken optical media in 20fucking14 and I'd like to pay a monthly fee for the privilege of playing online please give me an xbox

[always stevey]

because people are really, really, reaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid why do you think every single game has been the same game for this entire console generation and it's going to continue being the same game for this generation


I'll be playing beam.ng

[always stevey]

I don't even have a cd rom drive in my computer

[always stevey]

everyone's like get a ps4 I'm like lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1MMVt7xEo


you don't need sound for that

[always stevey]

let me build a computer that can run a literal vehicle crash simulation softbody physics on max fucking settings then go out and buy a piece of shit fucking little kid faggot bitch gay fucking cock box to put my fucking weird al cd's in and stream netflix oh fuck yes

[always stevey]

can't wait until my console's ram gets outdated SO I HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE FUCKIN NEW CONSOLE FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[always stevey]

oh yeah that's also why I'd prefer san andreas on my tablet, if I'm gonna have a consoleI'm just gonna use my nexus 7 as a console it's better than any ohter console it doesn't need a fucking cd rom drive either

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IabZNz_Rbgw

[maks]

I have an optical drive but only because I never get new cases and haven't bothered to remove it, it hasn't been hooked up to like my last 3 motherboards. physical media has been dead for like 5 years you could even argue that it's been more like 10

[steveyos]

I honestly can't remember the last time I used a CD not counting installing windows and my hardware drivers and I did all that from my usb drive which is currently somewhere in my room not near my pc

[steveyos]

we're just not hardcore enough

[maks]

what I like best about optical media is how it's slow as fuck and gets scratched if you breathe on it wrong, I think it's great to spend $60 on that especially if it's got DRM so you can't even make a backup copy

[Plug Drugs]

the music stiores are gone, the video stores are gone, because the internet exists and they're useless now, so why the fuck does gamestop still get to exist why is there one in every mall

The same reason apple is still around slapping together other people's hardware, putting their logo and shit OS on it, and charging twice as much for it

[Plug Drugs]

Marketing

[maks]

apple isn't "slapping together other people's hardware" any more than every other pc manufacturer on the planet

[maks]

apple is the opposite of ps4/xbox they use newer cutting edge components whether it's a good idea or not (like slapping SSD's in everything, try to buy a mac with a traditional hard drive these days)

[maks]

osx is no longer available on optical media and hasn't been for the last 3 generations

[always stevey]

the good news is as soon as I get enough donations I'll be making good technology that we're supposed to have and not all this shit we have now that the military already had in the 80's

[always stevey]

if you think the geforce titan wasn't available in the 70's you're sorely mistaken, and it's the best we get right now when we could have stuff 82358238583 times better BUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS KEEP BUYING STUPID SHIT

[Plug Drugs]

apple isn't "slapping together other people's hardware" any more than every other pc manufacturer on the planet

Yes and they all suck. They overprice too, but not as much as apple.

[maks]

Yes and they all suck. They overprice too, but not as much as apple.

what a surprise the richest computer company in the world knows more about what people want in a computer than you do

[juji]

what a surprise the richest computer company in the world knows more about what people want in a computer than you do

without third party developers, macs are useless

[maks]

yeah because platforms are still a relevant consideration in a world where 90% of everything is done in a web browser

[maks]

with 15 new phone OS's on the way you can rest assured that platform dependent software will only increase in 2014

[maks]

this internet thing is just a fad anyway

[steveyos]

lol

[Plug Drugs]

what a surprise the richest computer company in the world knows more about what people want in a computer than you do

You mean they know how to trick dumb people into buying trendy bullshit that cant be upgraded and isnt compatible with anything

[always stevey]

You mean they know how to trick dumb people into buying trendy bullshit that cant be upgraded and isnt compatible with anything

^

[always stevey]

apple does fucking suck but I'd take an apple over a console any day

[always stevey]

I'd just install windows 8 on it

[maks]

You mean they know how to trick dumb people into buying trendy bullshit that cant be upgraded and isnt compatible with anything

no I mean they make it that way because that's what people want because most people don't give a shit as long as it's stable and easy to use