uhhhhhh okay, let's talk about the plauge that is killing rubynet. seriously.

[always stevey]

WHEN THE FUCK IS THAT FAGGOT EVER GONNA MAKE HIS WEBSITE WORK SO WE CAN PLAY HAPPY WHEELS? FUCKING SHIT EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IT STILL DOESN'T FUCK WORK WHY DID HE RELEASE A NEW CHARACTER DOES HE NOT EVEN REALIZE THE GAME HASN'T LOADED PROPERLY SINCE DAY ONE?!


http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php


fuck me I always go back to happy wheels every several months and still haven't been able to play it since whenver the fuck we made that happy wheels thread probably back on ytmnsfw and even then it barely worked holy mother of pearl

[always stevey]

great news they're working on an ios version then porting that to android, I'm sure it's gonna work out just swell



hey I wonder if ruby and whoever the happy wheels guy is are on the same webhost lol

[Garfield]

hey what was the flash game where you are a triangle flyying to avoid other triangles forever?

[rose west]

Ruby is not interested in providing games for you homos to play.
Lisa and I have interested him in normal sex, so you faggots lose.

[steveyos]

hey what was the flash game where you are a triangle flyying to avoid other triangles forever?

haven't heard of it

[maks]

hey what was the flash game where you are a triangle flyying to avoid other triangles forever?

second life

[steveyos]

you're thinking of ruby playing second life

[steveyos]

several other games too, the good news is on his new pc games just don't launch lol

[rose west]

I am going to a party soon.
Perhaps I'll go without wearing any underwear.

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/epefCWR.jpg

[rose west]

I'm horny and when I get horny I always have sex with someone.

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/nn8TI2E.jpg

[rose west]

sex

[steveyos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxn8fpkrCS0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[rootbeer]

hey guys, steveyos needs a tutorial on how to play happy wheels...

[steveyos]

I do?

[rose west]

.

[always stevey]

hey guys, steveyos needs a tutorial on how to play happy wheels...


I do?

[rootbeer]

'

[steveyos]

can you teach me how to play happy wheels brah?

[rose west]

.

[Autistic Spectrum]

.

[maks]

is that quote accurate has rose west been reduced to posting periods and not even bolded periods?

!

[rose west]

is that quote accurate has rose west been reduced to posting periods and not even bolded periods?

!

I actually do have my period currently.
Would you like to see a pic of it n all it's bloody gruesome glory?

[always stevey]

is that quote accurate has rose west been reduced to posting periods and not even bolded periods?

!

I believe the answer you are searching for is "who the fuck cares lol"


also seriously can someone please just rip happy wheels off this guy's fucking horrible webhosting and host it on something that actually works like geocities or whatever please?

[always stevey]

why the FUCK does he only allow the full version on his own site when his own site doesn't even FUCKING WORK AND HASN'T WORKED FOR YEARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH FUCK

[always stevey]

why doesn't he just put it on fucking newgrounds they have millions of flash files and somehow manage to load them all without problems, or let google host it, msn.com, I don't fucking care even yahoo.com would load it properly every time, what the fuck is wrong with this fucking asshole

[maks]

happy wheels works fine over here try it in chrome

[maks]

it's not going to work on your tablet it's flash

[always stevey]

actually my tablet has flash and it does work on it but that doesn't matter because I am on my pc using chrome, look in the comments of every post he's ever made on his blog it's always "stop adding shit, and fix your fucking servers"


it is working right now, fucking sort of, if you don't count the fact that YA IT LOADS BUT IT WON'T FUCKING SORT THE LEVELS BY THE NEW HELCIPTOPER MAN CHARACTER, IT'S GIVING ME POGOSTICK MAN, I CHOSE HELICOPTER MAN, SO EVEN THOUGH I CAN BROWSE THE LEVELS, I CAN'T FUCKING SORT oh nevermind now it's stuck on loading levels again here we go

[always stevey]

oh it loaded this tiem creidt where credit is due, credit being a bullet in this FAGGOT'S HEAD IT'S STILL NOT SORTING LEVELS BY HELICOPTER MAN, AGAIN LOOK IT UP, IF IT WAS JUST ME I'D UNDERSTAND BUT LOOK AT EVERY FUCKING COMMENT IN HIS BLOG EVER MADE

[maks]

try the mac version of chrome, I'm not having any problems (though java performance sucks but that's oracle's fault)

[always stevey]

the good news is sitting in my computer chiar still hurts like fuck after two seconds evne though i'm only 210 pounds, so I shouldn't really be on the computer at all and at least he's working on ios and android versions I'd imagine all the content for those will be hosted on apple/google servers and not whatever the fuck he's using for the pc version

[always stevey]

try the mac version of chrome, I'm not having any problems (though java performance sucks but that's oracle's fault)

please don't do this, please google it, please look at his own posts, every other post is "I know the servers suck but I am a huge fag"

[maks]

the app is probably just a wrapper that loads his website

[always stevey]

I shoulda mentioned that first, even he knows his fucking shit doesn't work


are you capable of sorting by helicopter guy though? with the level time set to all and sorted by rating?

[always stevey]

the app is probably just a wrapper that loads his website

nope thankfully it's not it's an actual mobile game, it could be hosted on his site though, and if it is I am going to murder him

[maks]

I shoulda mentioned that first, even he knows his fucking shit doesn't work


are you capable of sorting by helicopter guy though? with the level time set to all and sorted by rating?

sorting by rating is slow as fuck but yeah it works. if it helps I'm using chrome's built in flash, if you installed flashplayer plugibns for IE/firefox it probably took over chrome too adobe loves to do that

[always stevey]

marks I've had this computer for three months happy wheels has had this problem for over four years why can't you just look at his blog there is nothing your computer can do to magically make a broken site work god dammit, or do you also load rubynet perfectly 100% of the time evne when it's down for everyone else even with the database errors

[always stevey]

because if that's the case I'm getting a mac

[maks]

pretty sure flash is executed locally so it wouldn't be a web host problem it would be either bad coding or a shitty plugin/browser. php is executed on the server so rubynet's problems are 100% hosting, either the web sewrver or the sql server is shit

[maks]

I suppose happywheels problem could be the sql server too but it loads the list just fine it's when you go to sort that you run into problems. I am not a coder though m0nde or dp or jon would probably have a better take on this.

[always stevey]

I promise you, try it later, the list won't even load, the guy who created it all says it himself every other week that his site is completely fucked


then, when you realize that, please rip the fucking game off his servers and host it anywhere else

[maks]

Look it's probably a combination of things and it's not surprising that some things would work with my configuration but not with yours, that's all I'm saying.

I actually went to rip the game's .swf off the site for you and I got

500 - Internal Server Error
http://www.totaljerkface.com/media/headache_puppy.jpg
Headache Puppy does not approve of repetitive refreshing.

[always stevey]

well whatever your config is config his website like that because according to him the shit is broken and now that I see thsi headache puppy bullshit I'm not even oging back to the site because the guy is fucking stupid and probably goes to reddit

[always stevey]

I really don't enjoy flash games on pc anyway the only games I like to play on pc that are 2d are hentai ryona run or rape games I just really hope when it comes out on android it works, of course with my luck it won't be compatiable with the nexus 7 because asus and google fucked something up and a lot of shit in the market shows up as incompatiable because god isn't real

[maks]

really hope when it comes out on android it works

it won't, even if it's not just pointing at the website it'll still be using the same databases and shit for the custom levels

[www.whatthefuck.com]

i'm really starting to prefer the sight of a penis to a vagina, I think lisa has turned me gay

[always stevey]

I would rather it not even have custom levels if that was gonna be the case or have it like the minecraft games where you download custom levels from websites and shit any website besides his I would gladly go through the process of downloading a level file and putting it into the levels folder manually if it meant the game would fiandfoishgioSHDGOISAHGOISAHGPOIUSAHGPUIOSAHGPUIASHGUIH

[always stevey]

I'M JUST GONNA PLAY MINECRAFT FUCK IT

[always stevey]

well, minebuilder, fuck minecraft

[Battery Bits]

401 bump