what are lisa and rootbeer even doing with themselves

[Plug Drugs]

my predictions on how their day goes:
- sit around doing nothing
- post on the internet
- take a break to have sex
- watch some tv
- rootbeer asks lisa to give up everything and go back to the states with him for the 10th time that day, starting a small feud between the two which is eventually resolved by having sex, posting on the internet some more, then going to bed to wake up and do it all over again

[Plug Drugs]

lisa come to the states i know without even having to think about it that itd end up being better than doing the same thing youve been doing

i dont know what part of michigan rooty lives in, but as long as its not in the upper peninsula in the middle of no where, you should be fine

[Plug Drugs]

you could probably find a job or even start teaching again right away, since you have an australian accent and that automatically makes everyone act nice to you in america

[UofLCardfan08]

Applying for free legal aid once the penguin island police respond for the overdue "wellness" check.

[rootbeer]

>sex

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

[rootbeer]

lisas abused boyfriend reporting for duty

[rootbeer]

send help

[UofLCardfan08]

yup i paid for that whore's BROWN vagina while you have a real relationship with your loving wife.

sherman = sucker grande (fool and his dwindling cash)
lisa = just another trick (sherman/john)

[UofLCardfan08]

send help

quoted for cody

sherman txt. wellness check

[UofLCardfan08]

>sex


yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

The same ass kosmicgurl left standing around bewildered at a hotel, a hotel 2 hours away from her garbage shed.

The same ass you spent thousands of dollars for, that diseased gang banged ass, that ass?


A virgin fool and his money, you're a fucking idiot!

[steveyos]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

literally the funniest post on rubynet

[steveyos]

idk I'm just saying if the exorcist girl was real and one night with her meant a painful death I don't think anyone here would choose lisa over that even for a millisecond

[rose west]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

I've had it and I still dream about it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rose west FUCK OFF FOREVER

[rose west]

rose west FUCK OFF FOREVER

When?

[steveyos YOLO]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online

[rose west]

^^^ smelly little man.

[always stevey]

are you sure rootbeer is dumber than rose west honestly

[always stevey]

rootbeer is like 8 years old and lisa is raping him, he doesn't know what's going on he's simply not old enough to have a real grip on reality

[maks]

rootbeer thinks he's in love because a girl finally touched his penis. he has no idea how to be with a girl because he hasn't done it before and he's in over his head. he's also terrified of losing her and having to start over again with no vagina, of never being able to meet anyone else. this is perfectly normal and natural the only differtence is most guys go through it with a girl from their 8th grade math class.

[always stevey]

right and he's going through it with someone older than his grandmother, who also happens to be a demon sent here to devour the souls of young men

[always stevey]

I'm so fucking glad I don't give a fuck about having sex with girls I honestly wouldn't mind being a virgin and single forever and the girl who's in love with me is 19 and skinny as a rail with 30ff boobs and I still fucking hate talking to her so much that I'm ignoring her for like at least two months

[always stevey]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

[always stevey]

rooty has to have some major skeletons in his closet is all I'm saying

[www.whatthefuck.com]

pretty sure for what rooty paid for lisa pussy i coulda had 3 bitches at the bunny ranch for 4-6 hours and scored a 1/4 zip of yay

actually i take that back, bunny ranch would be cheaper, also no diseased pussies which is noice

[maks]

ugh though the thought of seeing lisa, phsyically, and mentally, and still wanting to get with that shit... I really hope not every young male on the planet would jump at that because if tha't sthe case I'm killing myself because the world is hopeless

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

[rootbeer]

so much butthurt itt

[steveyos YOLO]

so much butthurt itt

Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of you

[steveyos]

not all of them, but she's exactly the type of girl a neckbearded virgin in his mid 20's is looking for, one who he knows 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt will touch his penis

oh man you're right ok I got it now, it's hard for me to understand this shit since I'm a neckbearded virgin in my mid 20's but mentally I'm a 80 year old black man

[steveyos]

Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of you

well for one, and also, then there's

[www.whatthefuck.com]

so much butthurt itt

not hardly rooty the butthurt is yours alone after lisa is done raping your wallet and kicks your ass back across the pond to momma

[Dustin]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

:rofl:

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty is worse than plug drugs imo

[lnopia the great]

stevey good job on losing that weight by the way

[rose west]

stevey good job on losing that weight by the way

Did the sick fuck finally extract his ho Mother from around his neck?

[www.whatthefuck.com]

http://i.imgur.com/VbJafdh.gif

LMAO hey ross didya know that this dumb bitch was killed by a nigger drunk driver w/o insurance 2 weeks ago?

So glad her dumb ass died, like you will, by nigger hands...

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/ChQu5wx.gif

[www.whatthefuck.com]

http://i.imgur.com/ChQu5wx.gif

well at least youre not googling your ass off like clarice is right now

[UofLCardfan08]

Give us real reasons you think anyone here is jealous of you

http://i39.tinypic.com/23uwj1c.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

what in the fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa sorry if i ever made fun of you for not leaving your house, u where right and i was wrong i am man enough to admit it,

[UofLCardfan08]

notice how her eyes match her BROWN herpe vagina


uh yeah, this is lisa @ the casino earlier today with high roller sherman. Nice clothes, hair, and brown bags around her eyes...

scam him good and hard lisa, sherman deserves this lesson in life

[rose west]

http://i.imgur.com/VbJafdh.gif

LMAO hey ross didya know that this dumb bitch was killed by a nigger drunk driver w/o insurance 2 weeks ago?

So glad her dumb ass died, like you will, by nigger hands...

Black men are my friends.
They'll never kill me as long as I give them what they want and I enjoy sharing with them.

http://i.imgur.com/xprOgvO.jpg

[steveyos YOLO]

http://i39.tinypic.com/23uwj1c.jpg

Who in the fuck would post pics of this hideous monster and brag to everyone how hot she is? Lisa isn't insane, that dumb faggot who fell in love with that is. My god that is genuinely disgusting...

[Autistic Spectrum]

even though rootbeer did not win any money and lisa does not have any money, they won in the game of love,

[rose west]

Why are you homos so jealous of those two having a heterosexual relationship?

[Autistic Spectrum]

rose west do you have images turned off or something wtf is wrong with you

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.efukt.com/1736_Retarded_&_Horny.html

how much did they pay you for this rose west

[Autistic Spectrum]

what about your life story what did they pay you for the screen rights
rose west
http://www.cinematter.com/gifs/os.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

rose west why are you so fucking retarded, drose west oi need 2 know

[rose west]

http://www.efukt.com/1736_Retarded_&_Horny.html

how much did they pay you for this rose west

She loves her sex almost as much as I do.
I wonder if she fucks black men too.

[rose west]

rose west why are you so fucking retarded, drose west oi need 2 know

http://i.imgur.com/R21a00K.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[steveyos YOLO]

Rose has to be marco they are both so fucking horrible that there's no way there's 2 people on this same small forum being so awful

[m0nde]

i don't understand why these people post in all caps isn't that a giveaway that they're a gimmick alt?

[steveyos]

stevey good job on losing that weight by the way

thanks!!

[always stevey]

http://i39.tinypic.com/23uwj1c.jpg

I'll be a virgin forever while Rooty taps this sweet ass.

[Camoron]

my predictions on how their day goes:
- sit around doing nothing
- post on the internet
- take a break to have sex
- watch some tv
- rootbeer asks lisa to give up everything and go back to the states with him for the 10th time that day, starting a small feud between the two which is eventually resolved by having sex, posting on the internet some more, then going to bed to wake up and do it all over again

"give up everything"

[steveyos]

it's probably illegal to take inflatable furniture on an airplane so yeah, everything

[Plug Drugs]

seriously stoop being virgins go out and have sex with a fat chick; if you don't lose your virginity before age 25 its basically going to weird girls out when you do finally try to make a move on them

[Plug Drugs]

you're probably going to be terrible at it and have to spend 30 seconds just trying to get it in, its going to be embarrassing and pathetic, so you need to find a fat girl to do this with before you actually find someone you love and scare them away for ever because you ended up accidentally trying to put your dick in her asshole and asked "is it in yet?"

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs did you jerk off to that picture of lisa where she looks like an escaped mental patient at the Casio?

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i39.tinypic.com/23uwj1c.jpg

:fap: plug drugs,,, did you, don't lie,, sexy as hell right,,, need 2 crank one out right now,,,

[Plug Drugs]

you can take a bad awkwardly angled photo of anyone

[Autistic Spectrum]

think of this seneroio plug drugs, you are outside, pushing your carts and you see a homeless older women, it's very cold you say, i get off work in 4 hours do you need a place to warm up,,,, she says hrmrmrhbbbhhh,,, you take that as a yes,, after your shift was a walmart cart pusher ends you take the homeless women back to your grandma's and bathe her a few times,,, trim her bangs,,, and put her in your grandma's old lady clothes,, you then say let's go to the casionoo,,, u buy her a few drinks,,, and she looks scared to be in normal society, and you take a picture, and post it on the interent,,,,,,, she is now your girlfriend :fap:

[steveyos]

seriously stoop being virgins go out and have sex with a fat chick; if you don't lose your virginity before age 25 its basically going to weird girls out when you do finally try to make a move on them

as a 26 year old virgin with multiple dime pieces male and female trying to holler at me I can confirm you are 100% wrong

[steveyos]

you're only speaking from experience and I promise you girls are only weirded out by you because well look at your post history heh

[Plug Drugs]

god damnit i should have never mentioned i've worked at walmart before there is such a stigma attached to it, i have no comebacks... although there are two types of people in this world, people who can work at walmart and have no problem with it and be oblivious to the fact that employment at walmart is like special education for adults;
and then there's the upper middle class yuppy prisses who think that people in lower classes are somehow beneath them and its basically like a modern day slave-owner mentality they have which is just as embarrassing in its own right

of course there's the fact that making minimum wage at walmart or anywhere is not in any way worth it after you do the math.. i mean, you could do ANYTHING else productive with your time and it would at least be as beneficial and cost effective to you as having earned minimum wage, you could pick up pennies and empty soda cans on the street and probably make twice a walmart worker.. It actually kills your career inertia to work at a place like walmart, because all future employers will look back at it and say "you atually settled for a minimum wage job at some point in your life? and you weren't still in high school? ewwwww, yeah dont call us, we'll call you"

[Plug Drugs]

but don't tell the workers that, or else we'll lose our happy meals.. hope you have a plan for them though when they do finally find out they've been getting shit on their entire life

you get a bunch of tards all riled up with notions like "equality" and they're bound to do anything

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop making long posts that nobody will read

[maks]

if you're over 18 and you work at mcdonalds you're either lazy or stupid but of course according to plug drugs it's not fate that shit on them it's the evil corporations who employ these otherwise useless people instead of replacing them with machines

[maks]

"lets double the minimum wage so places like mcdonalds and walmart are forced to automate everything to keep up their razor thin profit margin leaving the teenagers and half-wits no jobs at all, that will help" -a million liberal douchebags like plug dfrugs whjo learned everything they know about economics and politics from lisa simpson

[Plug Drugs]

how are they lazy? they bust their ass more than you, granted it takes no qualifications.. You're justifying your desire to not have to feel sorry for those less fortunate than you

[maks]

I worked at a taco bell when I was in high school, it's about as far from busting your ass as a job handling a spoon and pushing pictures on a touchscreen can be

[Plug Drugs]

"lets double the minimum wage so places like mcdonalds and walmart are forced to automate everything to keep up their razor thin profit margin leaving the teenagers and half-wits no jobs at all, that will help" -a million liberal douchebags like plug dfrugs whjo learned everything they know about economics and politics from lisa simpson
Razor thin profit margins my ass. The amount of money in pure profit those stores generate in one day is enough to pay all their workers' wages for an entire year. Throw out this idea you have of "the poor unfortunate rich people who are barely able to make ends meet, they're just trying to do a social service there's barely any profit to it waaaaah", it's not the case at all.

[maks]

"wow it sure is hard to stand here for 4 hours pushing buttons and swiping cxredit cards, not to mention a valuable skill (even though the register does all the math for me) I as a walmart cashier am entitled to $40,000 a year and medical benefits for me and my spouse"

[Plug Drugs]

Stores like McDonalds are still immensely profitable be it 7 dollar minimum wage or 10 dollar minimum wage - peanuts

[maks]

Razor thin profit margins my ass. The amount of money in pure profit those stores generate in one day is enough to pay all their workers' wages for an entire year.

Income is not profit, mcdonalds spends almost all of its money on expansion and only "keeps" about 1% a year



Throw out this idea you have of "the poor unfortunate rich people who are barely able to make ends meet, they're just trying to do a social service there's barely any profit to it waaaaah", it's not the case at all.

That's actually not my idea, I'm not sure where you got that. They hire people because it's cheaper than automating everything. If suddenly human employees cost more than machines, the human employees will be replaced with machines. It's really not all that complicated and I'm a little surprised you have so much trouble understanding it.

[Plug Drugs]

"wow it sure is hard to stand here for 4 hours pushing buttons and swiping cxredit cards, not to mention a valuable skill (even though the register does all the math for me) I as a walmart cashier am entitled to $40,000 a year and medical benefits for me and my spouse"
Look, I'm not saying that's what I want. The reason there is an excess of minimum wage workers right now is because:
A) large corporations cut out as many of their middle class jobs as they could.
B) urban population is exploding faster than those people have places for them in the world

Now heres what I do want; stores like walmart and mcdonalds do try to push their employees as if it is a real job.. Working at places like those isn't like it was a few decades ago when it was just a bunch of high school punks, slacking off and reading magazines and whatever most of their shift. Now, upper management tries to squeeze every percentage of efficiency they can out of bottom barrel workers and make them stay competitive with each other so those workers trick themselves into thinking that their status in the company is something they've earned and worth holding on to.

When you make cuts on the number of employees in middle management, you tend to see a burst in efficiency of those at the bottom of the chain. Instead of protesting the injustice of the cuts, it actually causes the workers to paradoxically work even harder in an effort to show their worth, ultimately leading to competitiveness amongst workers, and a rise in productivity.

[maks]

holy shit I'm not going to read a single word of that. raising the minimum wage would suck for you especially because even if walmart doesn't automate everything if cart pushers are suddenly making $35,000 a year then you can bet your ass there's going to be more competition and those jobs will go to people with actual skills and experience you won't even be able to get a shitty bottom of the barrel job anymore

[rose west]

McDonalds toilets are super clean and I don't mind entertaining tricks in there.

[Plug Drugs]

A similar corporate philosophy you may have heard of is called the "rank and yank" corporate philosophy. Employees are scored against each other based on performance and productivity, and the lowest scoring employees are cut.. This causes a self-perpetuating boost in efficiency and productivity; due to competitiveness. It also has the drawback of turning employees into manipulative ass-kissers or backstabbing parasites; especially when there is no more additional work or room for improvement, but employees still feel compelled to work harder for fear of being scored lower than their peers; this can end in disaster for the company, which ends up resembling the Winchester mansion - always having to be built upon even if the new additions are pointless.

[Plug Drugs]

Some people have directtly attributed the new changes at google to their "rank and yank" philosophy - which google has been an advocate of for years.

[maks]

plug drugs if you have the answers to everything how come you're such a big failure you're somehow the biggest loser on a forum that has lisa on it

[maks]

I wouldn't have even thought that was possible if I hadn't seen it myself

[rose west]

Did I mention I like Plug Drugs?

[Tahiti Joe]

yeah you're an asshole too.

[rose west]

yeah you're an asshole too.

Not as fatty fat as yours.

[Tahiti Joe]

:getout:

[Plug Drugs]

You're the failure if you know I'm right but never pushed yourself to change it and are now a 30-something adult giving in to the convenience that comes with fucking people over, soothing your old age. Instead of messing with the jobs and wages of young people, what if we just euthanize all the old people? Bam, all sorts of job opportunities suddenly open up. Who's calling the shots now? The people who don't have arthiritis, that's who; The ones physically deserving of the rank of supreme alpha, they shall stand high and proud with their mighty mancock, they shall start a master race

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if you where the one sleeping on lisa's futon right now, licking her haunted pussy for extra tim tam sandwhiches,,,

[maks]

yes you're right the best thing we can do for young people is to price them out of the marketplace dooming them to unemployment, it's so obvious why didn't I see it before

[Tahiti Joe]

PD, no one wants to hire you cause you're an asshole.

[maks]

when I was your age I'd been in the same light manufacturing job for 4 years I had full benefits and made a decent wage, but you're totally in a position to criticize, living on your grandma's futon with nothing but cart pushing on your resume

[steveyos]

as a 26 year old virgin with multiple dime pieces male and female trying to holler at me I can confirm you are 100% wrong

why didn't you reply to this m8 or did you in one of those books you wrote

[Plug Drugs]

yes you're right the best thing we can do for young people is to price them out of the marketplace dooming them to unemployment, it's so obvious why didn't I see it before

yeah raising the minimum wage to 10 dollars is going to price people out of the jobs no one wants; it's not like companies like walmart don't already have all their employees hours set back to less than 20 hours a week and are already running their stores with the fewest amount of employees they possibly can just to save a few pennies

[Plug Drugs]

people are going to be just stampeding off their couches to go and apply at walmart now that theyll be making slightly less than complete shit instead of complete shit

[steveyos]

just making sure you guys are only making these replies to rile pd up right? you don't actually care?

[Plug Drugs]

when I was your age I'd been in the same light manufacturing job for 4 years I had full benefits and made a decent wage, but you're totally in a position to criticize, living on your grandma's futon with nothing but cart pushing on your resume
good for you, those jobs don't exist anymore. You have to know somebody to get in nowadays

[Plug Drugs]

I actually plan on going out to north dakota as soon as the snow melts and getting a job out there

[steveyos]

fags who work at wal mart deserve less than minimum wage and deserve to die you shoulda been a better person

[steveyos]

all those drugs and you're pushing shopping carts that's crazy usually a bunch of drugs that 15 year olds do leads to a seven figure income this isn't right clearly the man is targetting you

[maks]

right now I'm making 3x as much as I was at your age, I have a retirement account and a newish car, I take lavish vacations with my girlfriend and it's all bvecause I worked my way up from the bottom built up some skills and work experience and planned an upward trajectory. but you're right, it's the evil corporations fault that you can't do the same thing, it's better to spend all your time on the internet doing meth and whining about walmart instead of doing anything productive, I'm sure in 5 years you'll be doing much better than me.

[steveyos]

maybe you're not doing enough drugs? have you tried anthrax?

[Plug Drugs]

just making sure you guys are only making these replies to rile pd up right? you don't actually care?
this is the direction marks chooses to always steer the argument in, i'm just a babbling drug user

[maks]

fags who work at wal mart deserve less than minimum wage and deserve to die you shoulda been a better person

it's not fair that people doing a teenager's job make a teenager's salary! how dare the walton family make money from the business they built out of nothing, that's what nazis do

[steveyos]

right now I'm making 3x as much as I was at your age, I have a retirement account and a newish car, I take lavish vacations with my girlfriend and it's all bvecause I worked my way up from the bottom built up some skills and work experience and planned an upward trajectory. but you're right, it's the evil corporations fault that you can't do the same thing, it's better to spend all your time on the internet doing meth and whining about walmart instead of doing anything productive, I'm sure in 5 years you'll be doing much better than me.

fast forward 50 years and he'll be admin of reject haven

[maks]

this is the direction marks chooses to always steer the argument in, i'm just a babbling drug user

you are just a babbling drug user you're the only one who doesn't recognize that

[Tahiti Joe]

cut off stevey's EBT card.

[Plug Drugs]

right now I'm making 3x as much as I was at your age, I have a retirement account and a newish car, I take lavish vacations with my girlfriend and it's all bvecause I worked my way up from the bottom built up some skills and work experience and planned an upward trajectory. but you're right, it's the evil corporations fault that you can't do the same thing, it's better to spend all your time on the internet doing meth and whining about walmart instead of doing anything productive, I'm sure in 5 years you'll be doing much better than me.
really this summer you were saying you lost your job, and a week later when you realized that made you look bad, you claimed you got another one only to later tell us in tinychat that the $100/hr dream job you had was working for your friend from high school and you only actually worked for him for 2 days

[steveyos]

this is why I work for myself all the profit is mine what pd needs to realise is he's just a programmed generic drone he is the ideal employee for big companies because he'll never put in any effort to get outta his hole he'll just complain about it at rubycalaber.com which happens to be run by a millionaire whose life consists solely of getting enjoyment from poor people's misery


how's that for a mind fuck

[Plug Drugs]

you are just a babbling drug user you're the only one who doesn't recognize that
what are you talking about it, i don't just recognize it i feed into it

[steveyos]

living the dream while y'all niggas eatin good


no wait

[Plug Drugs]

it's not fair that people doing a teenager's job make a teenager's salary! how dare the walton family make money from the business they built out of nothing, that's what nazis do

why don't you help me come up with some ideas, build off each other instead of just verbally masturbating, pretend that we're on usenet right now and its 1990 and you're a wasteoid college computer science major who thinks that the intellectual ego masturbatory crap hes writing actually matters

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's solve the worlds food shortage together plug drugs,,,let's figure this shit out,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the soultion just came to me, it was right in front of my eyes,,, stop eating so much plug drugs you fat fuck

[Plug Drugs]

don't worry marks, literally everyone at some point in their life decides to just coast by on savings for a few years, you don't need to lie to us about having a job

[Plug Drugs]

let's solve the worlds food shortage together plug drugs,,,let's figure this shit out,,,
let's do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

2 late i allready figged it out, now it's up 2 u

[Plug Drugs]

youre... youre right....
i can always count on you guys to tell me it like it is

[maks]

really this summer you were saying you lost your job, and a week later when you realized that made you look bad, you claimed you got another one only to later tell us in tinychat that the $100/hr dream job you had was working for your friend from high school and you only actually worked for him for 2 days

not a word of that is true

[Plug Drugs]

i'm fat right now.. i always hoped i'd find a girl who liked me for who i was, and then i'd lose weight and transform like a beautiful butterfly right before her eyes and go "ho-hohohohohoho i was a beautiful whatever all along and all this was just a test" or something like that

[maks]

why don't you stop fucking posting on this forum I think that's the most important question

[Plug Drugs]

i'm a little shallow myself but i justify it to myself in all these weird little ways like, when a fat girl and i are friends and she wants to fool around but i'm not attracted to her and actually kind of repulsed by her, i basically go "hmmmm, well, we can fool around but, heres the ground rules, we cant lick any vaginas or have our lips touch, or anything at all really.. how about this, i'll let you have the privilege of getting to suck my dick.. that's fair, right?" cause in my mind i'm thinking she's really fat and unattractive and should be grateful for the opportunity to get to suck any dick at all

[Plug Drugs]

and after i blow my load and she licks it up and whatever, i try to take a nap and cuddle and she gets all mad that i didnt return the favor some how, gets all pissy and calls ME shallow, ME... can you believe it? if there's one thing i'm not, it's shallow.. If you're a girl, or possibly even a dude, and you're really unattractive, gross, and hideous but for some reason you really like me, I'll try to swallow the feeling of repulsion and find some way we can fool around with each other and both get off

[Plug Drugs]

i mean the girl didn't even try any alternatives or ask if i could meet her halfway somehow, she basically just called me shallow, got up, and left... i mean, that hurt... so i sent her a few nasty texts calling her a bitch and telling her to go burn in hell and whatever

[Plug Drugs]

yeah come to think of it, i kind of had a bad habit of freaking out and telling people to fuck off a lot.. i was on benzos constantly for like the last 2 years of highschool.. cant really remember much of it.. i know there were at least like 3 or 4 girls I went off on and sent a bunch of nasty texts to, can't even remember some of their names, i think I blocked it out

[Camoron]

you're probably going to be terrible at it and have to spend 30 seconds just trying to get it in, its going to be embarrassing and pathetic, so you need to find a fat girl to do this with before you actually find someone you love and scare them away for ever because you ended up accidentally trying to put your dick in her asshole and asked "is it in yet?"

If you never have sex you eventually start to gain magical powers

[always stevey]

If you never have sex you eventually start to gain magical powers

steve yelle here, the most magical virgin in all the land

[always stevey]

guys I'm sure plug drugs is coming up with solutions to all the world's problem's ok, I don't even have anything to add to this holy shit plug drugs what the fuck are you doing with your life

[always stevey]

I can't even come up with a witty sarcastic type of post and I'm really good at it but fucking hell MICHAEL

[lnopia the great]

i'm fat right now.. i always hoped i'd find a girl who liked me for who i was, and then i'd lose weight and transform like a beautiful butterfly right before her eyes and go "ho-hohohohohoho i was a beautiful whatever all along and all this was just a test" or something like that

your just justifying being lazy now, the reality is your would prob just get fatter

[always stevey]

he's also ignoring his personality and drug abuse habits those would also play a pretty big part in it

[www.whatthefuck.com]

Who in the fuck would post pics of this hideous monster and brag to everyone how hot she is? Lisa isn't insane, that dumb faggot who fell in love with that is. My god that is genuinely disgusting...


Razor thin profit margins my ass. The amount of money in pure profit those stores generate in one day is enough to pay all their workers' wages for an entire year. Throw out this idea you have of "the poor unfortunate rich people who are barely able to make ends meet, they're just trying to do a social service there's barely any profit to it waaaaah", it's not the case at all.

Here is what mcdonalds pays, you can go look at a menu and do your own math. Thanks anonymous 9gag poster for this pic:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/arp3WNK_460s_v1.jpg

[www.whatthefuck.com]

hey i tried being friends with plugdrugs but you just can't help some people because they let the shitty opinions of others dictate their life choices.

[meatloaf]

Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online

[UofLCardfan08]

yup i get that sweet ass while you dream about it

http://i40.tinypic.com/1444hg9.png






Yeah and how much did you have to spend to get that "sweet ass"?


You are seriously the dumbest person I've ever run across online


Attention doli, valtrex price check aisle 5!

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi