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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:27 PM
omg I think I'm finally gonna shit

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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:29 PM
I'm 210 right now I can't wait to get on the scale again I'm hoping I don't shit until tomorrow though in the morning my veins aren't so bad in the morning it's not fun shitting at night because my balls are so fucked now it's horrifying and btw your pocket change could save my life

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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:30 PM
I get weed tomorrow night ahhhhhhhhh I love weed so much

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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:31 PM
I wish weed grew faster cause I smoke weed faster than it can grow, if thc is the cure for cancer I don't gotta worry about losing my hair

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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:32 PM
plus weed makes your body suppress shits, cigs make you shit, I'm about to go smoke a cig maybe I do wanna shit and get it over with

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www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 06:32 PM
put food in it

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:32 PM
man I am 210 pounds and still constipated I gotta be under 200 on an empty stomach I am so hyped

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www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 06:33 PM
prunes are cheap and reliable, for faster explosive shitting try epsom salts

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:35 PM
I think all my organs are farting inside my body also nyquil is fantastic but after this I will cure the flu with proper food but this last time fuck it I'm not gonna end up a bobhughes or plug drugs cause I love myself I'm amazing but tonight, fuck it, I'm getting fucked up on OH FICK GOTTA SHIT

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:36 PM
it was another fart I probably can't even shit idk when in 2014 I will finally shit I am never eating fake food ever again somebody give me a fuckin non chemical bathed steak right now

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:37 PM
they spray the soil with super timor and fuck up all the nutrients then steak grows and it has no vitamins and then I'm over here can't shit cause I can't afford the steaks that grow in the rich man's soil

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:38 PM
fuck all you white devil mother fuck

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:40 PM
my balls are the same shape right now because the right one is varicose if you guys would kindly look up where veins attach to testicles you'd see they connect at different spots that's why the left one seems bigger but my rightone has so much blood in it my kneecaps are blue it took all my kneecap blood I am fucking DYING SOMEBODY BUY ME AN ALEINWARE

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:41 PM
I'm sober right now I'm just so good at acting I can't wait to be rich and famous if I don't FUCKING DIE IN ONE SECON

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 06:41 PM
you can find affordible free range meat at a farmers market

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:41 PM
my hands hurt because this tablet is too heavy fml

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:42 PM
you can find affordible free range meat at a farmers market

where the fuck do you live because in ri farmers markets are for millionaires

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 06:43 PM
i get walleye/pickrel for half price from some guy who catches fish not that supermarket fish farm garbage

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:43 PM
last time I went with a full card of food stamps and walked out with an apple and a EMPTY BOX OF HOPE AND DREAMS DESTROYED BY MCDONALDS

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:44 PM
I'm still looking into them but there's no winter ones here I need to find farms that sell stuff on the farm holy mother of pearl I hate this state with a passion

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 06:45 PM
grill that goverment cheese

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:45 PM
I'm about to just start eating weed, weed and peanuts, can't trust anything else

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 06:46 PM
it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:47 PM
grill that goverment cheese

it's funny until your balls are up by your heart because your veins decided to coil up like a phone cord

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 06:47 PM
once in awhile you will come across a small town ehere the farmers live

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:47 PM
it might be different here because winnipeg is surrounded by farms and cattle ranges for miles and miles and miles and miles

all we got is the fucking mafia

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:49 PM
there's gotta be something here, I'll find it I just hope I don't die before I do


alright fuck it yolo bout to smoke a menthol american spirit then see if I can't cause an earthquake with my ass bombs

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:49 PM
WHY DO I EVEN SMOKE CIGARETTES HOLY SHIT

clay
01-06-2014, 06:49 PM
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steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:49 PM
(plug drugs take notes)

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:51 PM
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he directed that video

steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:56 PM
I MADE THIS THREAD A HALF HOUR AGO WHAT THW FUCK LOGGING OUT SEE YA TOMORROW MY LEGS ARE NUMB

rose west
01-06-2014, 07:06 PM
I had a big dump this morning and it had stringy bits of my black lover's semen in it.
I christened it "steveyos"
True story.

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2014, 07:08 PM
rose west i am gonna add you ingore you too, i think jon should make a page that shows the top most ingored people so u could finally be good at something

rose west
01-06-2014, 07:10 PM
rose west i am gonna add you ingore you too, i think jon should make a page that shows the top most ingored people so u could finally be good at something

I'm good at servicing black men..it's my one true love in life.

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2014, 07:11 PM
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lol still bold posting rose, west , u suck lol

www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 07:13 PM
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ctrl+b ftw

rose west
01-06-2014, 07:16 PM
^^^ homos. Beaten by a girlie.
ahahaha

www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 07:16 PM
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rose west
01-06-2014, 07:17 PM
.

www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 07:17 PM
boring us to the point where we all ignore you isnt a win clarice

rose west
01-06-2014, 07:21 PM
boring us to the point where we all ignore you isnt a win clarice

Ruby, Lisa and rooty will never put me on ignore.
The rest of you homos don't matter a wrinkled black foreskin.

lnopia the great
01-06-2014, 07:21 PM
hello clarice :goy:

www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 07:23 PM
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Remove user from ignore lis

www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 07:23 PM
hello clarice :goy:

its not her name but shes dumber and more naive so i've got that going for me, which is nice

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2014, 07:28 PM
clarire your gonan die when the fema troops take over,,

rose west
01-06-2014, 08:24 PM
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I keep winning.
You guys are too easy.

steveyos YOLO
01-06-2014, 10:17 PM
Rose wets resorting to racism to fit in

rose west
01-06-2014, 10:58 PM
Rose wets resorting to racism to fit in

Oh, the smelly little man squeaked at me.

steveyos YOLO
01-06-2014, 11:53 PM
Not gonna read your posts ever again you stupid bitch you need to stop and you better die

www.whatthefuck.com
01-07-2014, 05:23 PM
also please stop quoting clarice and lisa i have them both ignored and they constantly polish each other's brown pearls